 Number three to our watcher on the AK versus AK. If you're seeing this on YouTube, if you haven't seen the other two parts, please go watch the other two parts. And if you are watching this on YouTube, you can see very good a version because of copyright reasons. If you like to see full on cut version, you can have it on Patreon, I'll put it up in the comments and you'll go check that out. And at the end of this part, we will talk about the movie in a review. Well, they already paid us to give it a good review. Remember the 70 rupees that On Your Ogg slipped at breakfast and said, hey, this is for the review for AK, AK. So nobody needs to watch the review. We're going to say we liked it before we saw the movie. I thought the payments were the bloat. Well, that's the one he didn't want. Yeah, the 70 rupees. Yeah, you're right. That was 70 rupees. Here we go. By the way, in case you forgot, you're doing great. Not you though. No. Sir, this is not in the script, sir. This is not in the script, sir. This was the script, sir. This was the plan. Read it yourself. I don't know what the f**k is going on. I'll have to make Anurag call Sonam at any cost. And at one point, Sonam's finger will be cut. F**k off. Why won't Sonam's finger be cut, sir? Rostatic, sir. Why would I cut Sonam's finger, sir? Javed runs away from Anurag's house. And then Anurag's mother-in-law is in the house. She has to wash her face and get up. Sir, this is not in the script. Sir, this script has changed. Sir, this has changed my script. Sir, this is not in the script, sir. Sir, this has only access to my bag. He's lying. Sir, why would I lie? And the climax was between us, sir. What did you write on the climax? You f*****g liar. He looks like a camera man. Anurag asks him who he is. And then he looks like a camera man. Anurag says that someone has hijacked his script. He asks Anurag to return his daughter to the well. Anurag, instead of returning Sonam, he takes out a gun from his bag. You are just an actor and nothing else. You have been doing this since you were 40 years old. Today, all your fake acting skills have been thrown away. You haven't acted for the first time in your life and you have lived your role. Now, you will think all your life why didn't I do Alvin Kali Charan? If this had happened, Sonam would have been saved. Now, there are only two ways in front of you. Either you shoot yourself, because you couldn't save Sonam. Or you shoot me. Sir, why would I write this nonsense? Sir, I have been saying this for 47 years. Sir, I have left everything behind. I don't want to go anywhere. I don't want to go anywhere. Sir, I want to be a good father to my daughter. I don't want to be in front of the public. I won't do this like a monkey. You can't dance for your daughter. Dance? What are you going to do? Dance? I don't have two wedding tickets. I have only one ticket. So, I have to pay the price for it. Mother, stop. Tell me where Sonam is. I really don't know where Sonam is. It is being said that no successful film was made. Sonam Kapoor and his entire parents were kidnapped. Through Sonam Kapoor, Andhra Kashyap wanted to force Anil Kapoor to work. Please, please. Sonam. I said that this is a cinema movement. And after that, no one will forget us. No one will forget this film. We will go to Kans. I didn't know that they were mad. You can't see anything on the screen these days. Invisible and irrelevant. Anurag Sir's phone was left. Can I please take it? Do you want to stay at Anurag's door all your life? I have to do something. Do you want to be a director? I have an idea. I can't live without Anurag Sir. I can't live without you. My entire family is active with me. I've been a star for 40 years. Come on, don't go. I don't know what to do. It will affect everyone, your Kashyap. Well, that was fun. Film. Good Lord. I've never seen a film like it. No. I mean, there's been other mockumentaries and stuff like that. But I've not seen one from India for sure. That's very original. That's very particular to those two men. Oh, yeah. Very introspective. Yeah. And only appreciated by anybody who's had some time. You know, you have to know enough about the industry to appreciate the inside jokes. Yeah. Yeah. And you have to know about Anurag and his history. Yeah, and Nawazuddin and his history and not having hits. And I'm sure there was like, because obviously, that film that they kept referencing for a Nile, Jack Wasser, the hero, whatever. We haven't seen that yet. No. So I'm sure there was even more references that we didn't fully appreciate. But man, was that a lot of fun to be so like one of the only film directors that I can think of that would be so real with some of his writing about just like, this is what people say about me. Yeah, same with a Nile. Yeah. The same which is in you expect that from Anurag. You don't necessarily expect that from Anil Kapoor. Yeah. And I love that. It's great. I bet he actually, and you guys can tell me if this is correct, did he actually turn down that film in that year? My suspicion is that's true. That's true. And they played it out. He wanted to work with each other. And he said no. And he probably had a scheduling conflict and they just played it out. It was hilarious. Really, really good. And also like for being like this mockumentary thing that like, you know, you kind of know what's going on. God, did he get a great performance? Oh. Everybody did, but Anil Kapoor was as fully invested as he could possibly be. Like his two monologues, when he was just got hit by the car. Yeah. And then the dancing sequence. Oh, the dance sequence was brilliant. Yeah. The one scene that Harsh had, we've seen him in a couple things, and he's always been really, really good. But like that entire scene where he's just pinching himself to Anurag, absolutely great job and hilarious. Fun. Like there's so many, like Bonnie, who I'm assuming is his father in real life, obviously. Yeah, but it's with me. Like maybe there were like those probably references of like how he is as a person that obviously we still don't know. Yeah. So I bet like people that really, really know everything. Harsh's monologue where he's pitching to Anurag was so good. I would love to talk to him about that. Like the fact that like Anurag, one, did an entire film where you know, he apparently hates acting. OK, but that he wrote for himself. OK, buddy. Yeah. I mean, I know you just have to be Anurag, but you weren't actually being Anurag. Like the entire thing was so well written. He's so good at dialogue. He's so good at this. And obviously, this wasn't directed by him. It was directed by a close friend that we've seen him his work and he's worked with Anurag a lot. Right. Somebody he trusts. He did a great job. I thought everybody did a great. It's just so exactly what I was hoping for. Me too. Me too. And I know we wanted to see it when it came out. Obviously it was on Netflix and I meant to always watch it. And then it just kept getting pushed and pushed. No, but it's exactly what I was expecting because I remember the trailer and what I was hoping it would be. This was this was exactly what I was hoping it would be. Yeah. And I remember hearing people saying they really enjoyed it. But then also I'm assuming it's just because people hate Anurag Kashyap that he's like, oh, it was it was terrible. And you probably just don't like Anurag. And a lot of people don't like Anurag. I don't know why. For whatever personal reasons, maybe like politically, they don't agree with them or whatever. But man, it was just a fun film. I mean, it's up to some of my favorite Anurag films. Absolutely. It's a fun, fun film. And I've never seen a film like it from India. No. I've hardly seen a film like it from anywhere. Anywhere. There's a couple other mockumentaries. The closest is the one that Nick Cage just did. That's the closest. Yeah, I never saw it. That's fun. And that's absolutely the closest. Same kind of vibe. He's making fun of himself. He's himself through the whole film. He references his own films throughout the whole thing. And there's crime that's involved. And he gets caught up in this crime that you really believe. Yeah, it's the closest thing. It's its own thing. But yeah, it's fun. There's 10 minutes of him and Pedro Pascal that's screaming funny. Oh, really? That's worth watching it just for their 10 minutes. Yeah, he's our dose. But even if he wasn't our dose, he's such a brilliant writer and just a filmmaker. Yeah, we don't have a problem. Anybody we've talked to, if it's something we didn't like, we're not going to say we liked it. We'll be honest. And this is not a surprise, because he's such a talented writer and actor. And the more I watch Anil Kapoor, not just his choices and what he does as an actor, but the films that he produces as well. Yeah, he's just continues to rise, in my opinion, as a contributor to the industry for decades. We haven't seen everything he's ever done. This is one of his best performances that we've seen. I love in a mockumentary how damn invested he was. I just, it's so, so great. And I don't know if this would be classified as a full mockumentary, but it's in that vein, because they're making a film, but it's not a real event. But it's like, it's filmed like a documentary. It's a mockumentary. It's a mockumentary. I'm glad that we got, I don't know, maybe in three years ago, we wouldn't have got as many of references. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, who knows. But I'm really thankful we saw it now five years in, because we could pick up on the majority of the references. And by the way, the music was great. Yeah, it was. It helped carry it. Who did it? The composer is, if I'm as pronounced as, forgive me. Sacred Games. Alaknanda Dasgupta. He did Sacred Games. Yeah. Three of us as well. He worked on three of us. Did he really? Yeah. He's credited. I'm not sure what, if it was score, I would imagine it is. Yeah. Good composer. Yeah. That was just fun. It was a lot of fun. I love that there was, funny enough, in a mockumentary, it kept me invested on it. Yeah, what is going on? I was like, is it just On Your Rock's story that it keeps twisting? Because everybody would believe that about it. I love they kept referencing of, I've never had a hit film. My brother, I love my brother. No, did you direct a Bond? No, that was my brother. So good. Nois. So good. Yeah, I love that call from Nois. I gave you everything. I started your career. You would have nothing without me. So great. I thought that we're gonna have like, Shahrukh or Karen Johar make at least a call. Well, they've set up a sequel, so I would love a big just balls to the walls, get everybody in the industry in the film that you can, sequel to this. Yeah. That would be fun. That would be a lot. Where he gets his revenge on Anil Kapoor. Fun. That was so fun. What else Steve, what else can we say? Yeah, that was a lot of fun. I'm glad we finally got to watch it. Me too. That was for a long time. Let us know what you think about the film, if you like, if you didn't like it, let us know why. And what should we are, we still have quite a few on your Cushop films that we've not gotten to. And Anil Kapoor. And Anil Kapoor. For sure. More of Anil Kapoor than we've ever gotten to because we've been around for, including that film that they kept referencing. I know. They kept calling him like a J. Jakaal. Jakaal. Jakaal. Jakaas. Which I think meant hero, I think. Yeah. Jakaal. Jakaal. So does he have a film called The Hero? I think so. Was that where the dance was from, maybe? I think so. You guys let us know, obviously, so we can get more references. That's one of the things that, why are you doing classic months as well? The stuff that is referenced now in films like this, that we would get the references for. Or Om Shanti Elm is heavily inspired by that. And unsurprisingly, Anur Agha had quite a bit of Hollywood references. Unsurprising. You know what would be Martin Scorsese's toenail? What are you saying? Yes. So Daniel J. Lewis. Daniel Lewis, there is blood. Hats off to the one filming of it and then the switch and the stunt. Yeah, great stunt switch. Because I didn't see you when they did it. I'm guessing it was, I thought it was just one shot. Hats off to you. But anyways, let us know what the next films for each of them, which we are next, Watch Along and anything else we need to know. On to the next Watch Along.