The Worst Fries in Pittsburgh (Worst Pies in London)





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Published on Jun 2, 2012

A customer!
In a rush--in a hurry?
You gave me such a --
Fright, I thought you was a ghost!
Half a minute, can'tcha sit!
Sit you down, sit!
All I mean is that I haven't seen a customer in days!
Did you come here for some fries, sir?
Have a burger and some chicken fingers too!
What is that?
Tell me, what am I to do?
With the way that people
Keep avoiding—
No you don't !
Wanna super size, sir?!
No one does cause it's enough to make you choke!
How about it? Wanna Pepsi or a Coke?
Mind you I can't hardly blame them!
These are probably the worst fries in Pittsburgh!
I know why nobody cares to take them,
I should know,
I make them, But good? No!
The worst fries in Pittsburgh!
Even that's polite!
The worst fries in Pittsburgh!
If you doubt it, have a taste!
They are just plain mushy!
You have to concede it!
I hate to be pushy,
But take this, you'll need it!
The worst fries in Pittsburgh...
And no wonder with the price of meat
What it is
When you get it
Macs is
2 beef patties , special sauce,
lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions
on a bun full of all those little seeds
Oh, that Wendy has a nice joint!
Does a business selling salads on the side—
Baked potatoes
I got nothing to hide!
Have to hand it to her—
Wot I calls
Healthy treats!
For those folks that don't like meats!
Having it their way then?
Just the thought of it is enough to make you sick
And I'm telling you them clowns and Kings is slick!
But denying times is hard ,sir
Even harder than the worst fries in Pittsburgh!
Only grease and nothing more—
Is that just disgusting,
All soggy and sh*tty?
They look like they're musting
And taste like
Well, pity
A woman alone
With limited wits,
And the worst fries in Pittsburgh!
Ah, sir, times is hard,
Times is hard!

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