 Okay Stop stop doing that Turn it off. I just know it a lot of fresh vegetables I do anything. It's my newest resolution. I'm 32 years old bitch, and I can't fucking do They said I could I can't do anything. I can do anything I want Yes, I can't be you're just being a hater. You're being a hater. I can't I can do it Seven inches Don't play Turn it off. No talk to me. Just speak. It's easier to talk if I have some background It's dark and weird click away No, no, no, no don't click away Click away now because I told you to not click away now It's the new year and I was thinking about what I wanted my resolution to be There's a lot of room for opportunity to improve in my life, okay? But I'm just gonna continue ignoring them like I do every year what I really want to do in 2019 is grow Just a little bit taller. Why do you think that you can do that stranger things have happened physically impossible, but go off Lots of things are impossible. They said flying was impossible and here come the right brothers You know just use the right brothers As a source for why you're gonna grow seven inches There's a robot on Mars right now, and you're telling me I can't grow seven inches I'm pretty sure I correct both of those things are correct Although it is my goal to grow at least seven inches taller in the meantime I've thought of some ways where I can just make myself look a little taller because in 2019 I really just want to walk into a room and be that bitch, you know That's the type of energy I'm bringing into 2019 if I get some really high shoes and some really high hair I feel like I can be taller until I reach my goal of growing So you want to spike up your hair and wear tall shoes yeah, so I can be When I walk in a room I wanted to be like whoo bam not that I leave this house, but like you know if I did I wanted to be like well Damn, who is that tall bitch? Is this a good video? Absolutely not, but you know what I don't care The vision that I had sorry my legs were very sore I worked out for the first time Just the other day, and I feel like a very sore my vision was to get these like big punk boots with like Platforms, you know like cool ones, but unfortunately we couldn't find anymore, but lucky for us We live in the land of adult stars. There's no shortage of adult stores I feel like this might do the trick and then I picked out a nice fresh and fun 2019 outfit Okay, you guys down I don't know anybody that wants to come on this journey with me There's plenty of ways like put a bottle in there and tie it up or like like Joanna her video where she puts Scrunchies in her hair look at this queen Okay, like I know I could do something like that, but that's not what I'm looking for I'm looking for like that real fucking It's me beach, you know this is the energy. I'm trying to bring into this year This I'm gonna need you to do a lot of it for me, which is also the energy. I'm trying to bring into this here Yes, here we are at the place where my dreams are gonna come true No, so what I need from you to help me make my dreams come true It's to brush my hair out into an even fan and then just start butchering it Why is it that I've already covered my hair in a hundred layers of hairspray? I know what happens I just did it in a bad shape last time like this is a good shape This is the internet. The whole thing is done. This whole channel is done. Have you met me out? I Want to be that bitch a long pretty sure you already are that bitch Wow the energy I need okay. It's perfect. Oh, thank you. So just spray away. Is that a good shape? Yeah, it's a good shape. Are you sure? Okay, yeah, I think it looks amazing. You look very surprised. That's what I want. I want to be a tall person I know There's a little bump here. Okay, what do you mean a bomb? Oh, the towel is on the table. Oh, Julian Is this like some form of torture that the universe gave me that I can't like think about things that matter I can only think about things like this. It's torture for me Well, Julian No, that was your fault Julian when you were a little boy. Did you dream about moments like this? Just spending time with you Goyal. No, I slept a lot when I was a little boy. I didn't have dreams Off in my sleep. They did it. Yes. I did. Did you really? Yeah I walked out to the front yard try to open my mom's minivan set out the car alarm went into the bathroom turn on the faucet And then fell asleep living room. I'm a skin walker. No, no, no, no, no, no You put that sentence back in your mouth. So this was super ambitious to attempt with literally this can and this can DRY be like sorry, we'll edit that later. So it's funny So in all these videos, they're just like laying down on their back and then when they put their head up There's a high chance of it just like flopping over. Do you think I should lay on my front and we should do the back? Yeah, baby. Oh What's so funny I can see me You did it, okay Okay, you got to turn over what without kicking the tripod. Can you do that? Oh? No, oh nice nimble. Oh my god. This is gonna be so much of a bitch to get off your head Whatever stand up. Let's just see how we're doing. I already feel like a triceratops beat Hello, I mean, it's sort of worked. You just got to balance it bitch. I look like Polly D How's that better? It's staying up at least well Julian. What do you think? I think you got a little taller So now I want to put on my shoes and my outfit that I think will enhance my tallness You mean your height? Yeah, and then I don't know. We'll see I think I look so nice With some shoes and like a good outfit. I feel like this Is the presence that I want to carry with me always especially into a new year. Do you feel me? You either feel me. You don't and if you don't then get out All right, give me a moment while I change normal things My god, you're terrifying. Can we do a reveal shop? Yes outfit tour I'm a tall person now Julian. Yes. Hello. It's me your tall friend Jenna Here to do tall people things. Would you like to play a game of pick-up basketball wall where I will most for sure dunk on you? Oh Because I'm a tall person as you can see part of being tall is constantly being on the phone Very busy That's the laundry room. I'm gonna need a first class seat on that plane because I sure don't fit in the economy Not with a body like this. You know what the cruel joke of the universe is I'm five five And my brother is six five Tell me how that makes any fucking sense. All right. Let's give peach a task. She will surely fail She can't jump up on me anymore, so I'm just too tall peach. Yeah, look it. She's too. She's hesitant She's like that's a tall climb. I don't think I can make it. He did you Either that or she's reading my very bizarre energy right now. Oh That's right. You weren't sure if you could make it. Would you like me to get something in the cabinet for you? Look at this. I have to bend over to use this thing We should stop keeping everything on these low shelves We should start keeping things up here or or I can comfortably reach them keeping things down here is biased against tall people No, it's literally not. Why is like some of you Feeling like Hillary Clinton. What are you talking about? Being tall make you feel powerfully Hillary Clinton. Yes top being tall equals power everyone knows that Why do you think giants are really powerful? Not because they're really engaging to converse with it's cuz they're giants. Hello It's comfortable for me now It is this you know what Julian this is just a test but when I grow seven inches taller This is what your life is gonna be like You're just gonna be one of the many haters that said I couldn't do it Haters gonna hate This fridge is much too small for me. I would not like to all of you. I do not like this Why there's some sort of energy power here that I didn't sign up for no no no stay away What kind of energy is that really stick you achieve your news resolution on January 9th My news resolution isn't to dress up as a tall person is to be taller, so I'm just I'm practicing for my new life Hey, tell person sick cable management Oh Nine one one. Oh My god Okay Hello I'm tired of jokes like how's the weather up there try something else Because we're the same height now Well, thank you Julian for making my dreams come true. I feel tall I would have liked some like big platform boots You know to bring me up a towering nine feet, but this will suffice and looks relatively natural I'd say make sure you subscribe to my channel put on a visa Wednesday slash Thursday Tall than you now