 No worries. 1795 premium potty mix. It's a total bargain, mate. This will be the best 1795 you've ever spent in your life. This is a professional mix designed to feed your plants for over 12 months. It's only 1795. Hi, sorry? Yeah, yeah, I don't mind there. I'm used to it by now. 1795. Can't beat that, mate. Use your legs, not your back. These beef organ supplements will help get you swole. 1795. Here we go, mate. They don't have any Mexicans here, so white men do manual labour in Australia. We can't get by working for my brother. So how about the cowboys? They want three in a row, mate. Three in a row for the cowboys. In Australia's one of the first two Ashes test cricket matches. I could get you some bargains here. Yeah, the defense is great, but where the hell happened to the cowboys' offense, mate? Luke was fleeing some huge investigation in California. He's just not coming back. I got nothing to fear, mate, because I'm a law-abiding citizen. So they just brought in a mask mandate. Here in Queensland, they've got a mask mandate. I've got one in my pocket, but you don't have to wear one as long as you're outdoors. But if I go inside, then I'm supposed to pop one. I was only the second time we've ever had last mandates here in Tannum Sands. So a bit annoying when you're doing this intense labour, but I'm a law-abiding citizen. So they're only getting about 40 COVID cases a day in Queensland. They're getting about 2,500 a day in the South Wales, about 1,500 a day in Victoria. But they're afraid of a big Omicron outbreak here in Queensland. But in Queensland, we're outdoors so much, and it's got so much humidity that not much COVID in Queensland. Very, very little. So I was having lunch, and then this rally of mine is not Jewish. You're talking to me about all the different broccas. What's the blessing that you have to say when you're eating lychee and when you're eating watermelon or when you're eating a dish with meat and potatoes and beans? And what order do you say the blessings? She knows so much about Judaism because she's been watching This American Life or listening to the podcast. Like her favourite podcast is Jewish. So I'm not sure she's ever met a Jew. There may have been one Jewish kid at Tannam Sands High School. So I got five days after I came to Queensland, I was required to test. So I've had three negative COVID tests in Australia. I haven't had to pay for one. I got them all free on the government. So we say Mary Chrissy here. What's happened, bro? You've fired up a bit. No, no. I'm just paying attention to the details, right? Oh, you better get that, mate. Where's my pen? My pen? Oh, foolish me. I'm in error. So I think there's one Kibbutznik here in Tannam, Tannam Sands, Boine Island. Whoa! I had to tip this young man for how hard he's working. He's really hustling, breaking his back out there. Thanks, Ricardo. I can't believe it. This is my first super chat in Australia. I'm going to draw this premium live content that I've paid out $200 to do these live streams. And good on you, mate. Really appreciate it. And nothing wrong with some hard work. He says Jews can't do manual labour. Getting in touch with my gracious eye. Okay. I've been playing some epic cricket matches with my brother. Like, he made a diving catch. He caught the ball about two inches off the ground. I was smacking one through the covers. Oh, what's that? Another one. I want to tip the young man. I can't get this on network TV. Oh, I met this local of Total Ozzie missing his front teeth, like, bronzed. I wanted to ask him if he had a YouTube channel, but the people would have thought I was just taking the piss out of him. I don't know why everyone thinks I'm just taking the piss out of people. And I don't get that, because that's not a piss taker. I'm a fair dinker. Undercover boss. Yeah. He was such a fair dinker, Marsy. No front teeth. Like, 60 years old, looked like he'd been working outside his whole life. But I don't want to offend the customers. I don't want to get fired. I made 200 bucks for my first day's work. And it's legal. I got my Ozzie tax ID number. So nothing underhanded, nothing dodgy, mate. This is all fair dinkum. The boss isn't here right now. We can just talk amongst ourselves. 1795. Now it's about 92 degrees. So it's been about 90 degrees the last eight days I've been here. And the water is swimming in the Tenemstans Beach. It's 80 degrees. So the water is about 74 in the Gold Coast. And it's about 68 in Sydney. But here it's 80 degrees. The ocean water temperature is above water. And I get the premium angles. Welcome to Tenemstans. 1795, it's a bargain. I made $5 from my live stream. They wanted to encourage this young man with his diligent work ethic. I'm not afraid of a little lifting. I'm the cover boss. That's right. People pay money for this kind of premium entertainment, right? Five bucks. Just to offer some fair dinkum. My quality. Original Ozzie entertainment. Oh yeah, have you guys seen Outback Ringers? It's really top-telling, mate. Yeah, Outback Ringers. It's about these people who chase down Buffalo in the Outback. It's on the ABC Outback Ringers. This has got more intellectual content. Been eating so much fruit when I'm here. Lichies, mangoes, watermelon. I don't normally eat much fruit. I've been eating about four mangoes a day. 64. Except for his left hip, he's got the body of a 58-year-old man. You should have seen this catch he made in the slips. 964. I'd rather just turn 64. My sister's 66. And I'm a very young 55. Oh boy, that was a mistake. So they need more because we're getting them. You got to be systematic here, mate. Oh, fuck! Can't just throw things around higgly-piggly. You saw that? That was... Except for your workers' comp claim. Okay, we're next. Okay. Time for a drink of water and a sit-down. Hanging some Danish flags. Oh, an arrow-hunting will be the next step. It doesn't even lift, bro. Oh, fuck! I just think after some hard-manuel labor is the honest-to-goodness award. I used to play for the soccer team. Tendham Sands, Point Island Bits. No funny business going on here. People think I don't lift. Oh, man, after... Hey, g'day. So all the conservative politicians here, they're all talking about need for personal responsibility instead of more mass mandates. So the left Labor Party is down with more government intrusion, government regulation, mass mandates. And the conservatives, they just talk about personal responsibility. Like the prime minister, Scott Morrison, the Premier of New South Wales, they're all talking about personal responsibility. I'm not sure personal responsibility is gonna gonna cut it. And it comes to a pandemic. We call Christmas Chrissy here. So people are getting off work here. Everyone gets a minimum four weeks holiday a year. I've got five live viewers, mate. My brother's not impressed by my five live viewers. So many of the states here just had a complete cut-off on any even internal Australian travel. So West Australia's basically been locked down for the past two years. West Australia's supposed to open up in about six weeks. So West Australia's been shut down from the rest of Australia for about 21 months. Queensland was shut down for about six months. Just opened up about 10 days ago. I had to get through. Had to get a negative COVID test within 2072 hours crossing the border. And five days after I crossed the border into Queensland. So I've had three COVID tests in Australia. The government paid for all of them. They're all PCR tests, which would cost me 150, 180. I've bought them myself in America. So about four days after I landed, I got a text message from the New South Wales the mining that I go in to get a COVID test. I've had three negative COVID tests here. And a negative COVID test before I left. So I think most Australians are broadly supportive of the restrictions and the boss bed nights. Queensland's had a labour, premier labour government centre-left government for the past few years. A very little crime around here. Someone comes and gets like a couple of bags of fertilizer. You don't have to check them out. They're trucking and then they come around to the cash register and tell you how much they took. Because it's fed income here. People are level. So Tenham Sands, Point Islands, about 95% white. So there is a Catholic Catholic school near here, like primary school, elementary school through to high school. And then there's going to be a Pentecostal high school here. Like a bunch of churches in Tenham Sands, Catholic Church, Anglican Church, and a Costal Church. They call themselves City Church. So, but I think only like 3-4% of Aussies go to church every week. There are so many churches when you're driving around. They were going to put a mosque into Gladstone, but that never came off. Well proof that there isn't an Ashkenazi Jew. Bro, I converted to Ashkenazi. I identify as Ashkenazi. I'm a trans Jew. I'm a trans Ashkenazi Jew. So, very communal. Kind of an attitude of cutting down tall poppies. No one seems to be into gurus. Haven't met any gurus or anyone into gurus in Australia. It's much more of an American thing, I think, because America is much more success oriented and individualistic. And it's like more optimistic. So I don't think Australia is as pessimistic as England. But it's definitely not as optimistic and not nearly as enthusiastic as America. So Americans tend to be very enthusiastic, very open with their emotions. They talk more than Aussies. Aussies tend to be restrained. There's a nice cool breeze comes off the ocean about 3 p.m. Yeah, very few life coaches in Australia. And people don't talk about my therapist says my psychiatrist says my life coach says self-help is not such a big deal here. If you got a problem you have your mates. So what they do have here is a great sense of mateship. How can I mate? It's like just a bond between blokes in Australia. Like an easy going bond. And once you make a mate you'll do anything for your mate and your mate will do anything for you. When you got mates you don't need a therapist as much or a life coach or a guru. You don't need to outshine them. You just want to get along and having a hard time crocking for me. I'm a vegetarian, I don't like vegetables. I don't like meat, I don't eat fish. But you do have more there. As I explained my favourite food is Mexican and Italian like lasagna and pizza. Vegetarian lasagna and vegetarian pizza. No vegetables. Tacos, destatos, nachos burritos and chiladas. Then smoothies. You've got protein powder in it, it's healthy. Lots of smoothies and ice cream. Protein bars. Lots of good quality protein bars very reasonably priced here. But things seem to be a little more expensive here. So, I went into went into a shop. I tried to buy a chewing gum and I asked how much chewing gum can I get for $6. I could only get two packs and I had to buy just a regular bottle of water, that was $4.50. So, there's this Afghan mob in Sydney that's been committing a bunch of murders. In the nose, it's just another job that Australians won't do. The drug chain is largely Lebanese and they're Lubbos, Afghans and some Italian Australians. Busy busy day at the garden centre. Everyone's buying plants and stuff for Chrissy. They had this floaty thing bouncy castle that floated away in Tasmania. I got hit by a gust of wind. Went up in the air with kids inside and like, all these kids fell out, fell 10 metres which is like 30 feet and six have died. That's been the big news in Australia. They're going to have an election in about six months. Right now, the centre-left Labour Party is going to be favoured but even if they win it should be a narrow win. So, maybe decided in Queensland. So, overall Australians are pro-green but the central Queensland economy where I am depends heavily on mining and fossil fuels. Labour lost the last election on that basis. Queensland has voted for the Conservative coalition. We should have an election in the next six months. They call Joe Biden a sleepy Joe over here. They're not really impressed with Joe Biden. Not much of a culture war over here and people don't fight that much over politics or hot button issues like abortion or trans. About 70% of the country voted for gay marriage. About 75% of New South Wales voted for the right to die. The Conservatives and the religious opposed it but about 75% of the state voted for the right to die. So, best book about Australia is The Lucky Country by Donald Horne. It doesn't mean it is a compliment as Australia has been lucky rather than good fortune. So, he talks about Australian politicians and mediocre. The Aussies just want meat to barbeque and drink beer go to the beach, watch some cricket. So, sport mad. The Aussies lose more money per person on gambling than I think any other country. So, gambling is a big problem here. Relaxing here, no worries mate. Yep, yep, yep.