Crotch Magic - Tribute to David Bowie's bulge in Labyrinth

Ahh Labyrinth! A wonderful word of fantastic locales, amazing creatures, cutting-edge special effects, and David Bowie's inappropriately giant crotch. Don't get me wrong, I still love this movie, but I mean, come on. SO MUCH crotch!

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LYRICS
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Really need a pair of pants
(what pants?)
Some pants with a crotch
(what crotch?)
Crotch with a codpiece
(what piece?)
Codpiece
(say what?!)
Showin off my dick

I saw a baby with his mom the other day
What did I do?
I said, "Your baby's cute, but have you sean my dick? It's super big!"

What kind of stretchy pants to buy?
Lycra blend, or latex again, maybe just denem

And Bowie says

Dick magic
Crotch magic
Focus on my massive bulge
I can also juggle balls

Wang magic
Dong magic
Took your brother to my lair
By the way my dick is there

I've got a castle so tell me what you think
It's pretty cool
I hope you like the smell of bog's eternal stink
And goblins too

What kind of weirdo owns this place?
Baby it must be Ziggy stardust
Friends call me Jareth

And Bowie says

Dick magic
Crotch magic
Focus on my massive bulge
I can also juggle balls

Wang magic
Dong magic
Took your brother to my lair
By the way my dick is there

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