 Move over Lucas Podolski. There's a new fastest goal in soccer history It's Christoph Baumgarten from Austria who just carved Slovakia up six seconds Six seconds. He scored you guys missed that This is everything you missed that you never planned on watching and it's brought to you by DraftKings. Boop boop, but I did boop boop But AP take a good look at this man, and then take a good look at this man And now guess what sport you think they're involved in you just guessed bowling. You're wrong It's the national basketball league. It's Tasmania versus Melbourne. There's a one-point game There's eight seconds left Matthew de la Vadova is fouled LeBron's old friends fouled call it. Okay. Now they have the inbound He's looking for the pass. Not there goes high errant pass. The dude saves it keeps it inbound This dude gets it five seconds left four seconds left three seconds left from deep Three-pointer to take the two-point lead one point two seconds left They get it to de la Vadova and he throws it up and they miss and they storm the court Crazy turn of events the Tasmanian jack jumpers take the lead. What's this guy say? Oh my goodness. They are excited in Tasmania if you don't know geography Tasmania is like Australia's drip on the on the right side It's like I'll show you melted a little bit, and then there was like a teardrop. That's Tasmania You know what on the map look at that play keeps it in bounds, and this dude is like, what am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? I'll just shoot it win the game be a hero celebrate with my friends That's something you missed that you never planned on watching and that's your fault. You should have watched that National basketball league sumo. That's right. We're doing sumo this dude in the purple His name is Takiro Fuji, and he's the first Person in the history of sumo since 1914 to win their first tournament in the top division And the day before he heard his ankle. He had to get wheel chaired out He said everyone told him no you can't do it. You're hurt He said tape it up doc and put me in the ring. What's the worst that can happen? I heard it more and doc was like, all right. I'm just trying to help you out Anyway, he's taken on the big dude here. They're both big dudes They're grabbing belts trying to grab belts can't grab belts. Oh a little humping action by tickoo by Takiro Fuji and he's just pushing pushing pushing pushing doesn't work big dude with stands it now They're grappling again and oh my goodness get some Get some his competitor here Ganoyama Ganoyama Ganoyama He tried to make a move guy in the guy in the fedora in the back is loving it So he tries to switch his feet you see the dude his competitor right here. He tried to open up He tries to switch his feet He rips his left arm out and he's going for a move But what our dude Takiro Fuji does is he stays inside his chest doesn't fall for it and takes that Slight spot where he realized he ripped his arm out and says I'll just push you dude Pushes him down and then he falls and he falls really hard Really hard in his post match statement Takiro Fuji said I injured a ligament in my right angle on day 14 My stable master told me to pull out But I knew I would regret it for the rest of my life if you ever asked me to do it again There's no way I'm gonna be able to though. So you missed that some of you others you watched you tuned in smart Good job as I told you earlier this episode is brought to you by draft Kings It's officially time for fans to head to the ballpark baseballs back and root for your home team right now At the draft Kingsports book all new customers who bet just $5. We got a hundred fifty and bonus bets instantly They're responsibly have some fun if it's in you if it's not you're cool use code mist Okay, download the draft Kingsports book app use code mist you get $5. We'll get you a hundred and fifty and bonus bets Instantly back to the action that you should have watched next up. We've got a sport. We've never covered before it's bandy it's the championship between via lid coping and Um Vaster us and I'm gonna be honest I opted to not really read a lot of the notes and just react to this raw because it's wild They shoot like hockey and field hockey the ice is absolutely huge. It's six to five Villa lid Lid coping is up the green team is trying to tie the game. There's so much ice in bandy It's kind of wild how open the ice is do they play man? Do they play zone? They center it the goalie makes a save the ball is flying around. Okay another save blue team clears it How many are on the ice at a time? This is insane. There's so much open ice looks like the defense just stays Oh, that was crazy. Oh my goodness. Oh, you just dropped his own player That was all nuts Okay, I hope we got a replay coming up. We do we do watch this all right So all right on the right of your screen this dude is gonna wind up take a crazy backhand the goalie It deflects off him, but the ball's in the air and that dude in blue behind the goal That's it away It was going in the goal and then you have two green teammates coming here and then the net's moving because the blue dude Skated into it and this green guy on the very right of screen He's got his stick up like a baseball bat looking to hit this ball And he's gonna hit his teammate in the head Oh Okay, Bandy's wild so now the blue team which is Vesteros They're on the attack goalie has it we think do we know are there whistles in this? Have we seen an official yet takes his hand out of the glove to throw it skips it like a rock. All right Okay, we're still down one. There's three minutes to go or three minutes in the stoppage time Yeah, oh and they score Green team scores. They tie it up. They're going nuts So this is like field hockey on ice more so than anything else, but there's so many players That went right past the goalie six six now. We're in The clock is going slow 90 second minute. This guy's gonna take it all the way around centers it bat it away Manors are formations. I can't keep track of anything in the middle scores blue team wins Villa lid the coping BK VLB K man They're having fun on the ice They're charging it that guy on the left Again, I didn't fully edit this because I wanted to just go and blind this dude on the very left He's walking up to these dudes hugging and then he just kind of gets close to him and just stares He's pretty close on the left there So he's just watching them hug like oh is this emotional for you guys Just you guys are celebrating all that makes sense that kids running on the ice fine These kids are running on there. It's like they were born on ice. Maybe there were they were Bandy superstars. So that's Bandy. Look at this pass to the middle shot I don't even think that was a great shot, but pucks on that pucks on that look at the celebration. Wow great job for everyone rooting for Villa lid the coping Kiss on the cheek and that was Bandy. That was Bandy. You guys missed that for sure for sure You guys missed that and I don't know if you missed this because this might have gone viral because it's fucking nuts wrestling match between Jesse Mendez and Brock Hardy and he's gonna get himself into a position that is just Just unbelievably unfortunate watch this you got Brock Hardy on Mendez's back Now Mendez took is the chance in the middle of all that to wrap his leg See his right leg right there the black sneaker that you see he uses that opportunity to wrap it around his leg And now he's got his arm around his upper body and I think this is when the beginning of the move sets in and then Brock Hardy makes the oh, he's just getting himself in such a bad position watch what happens You're this is where you're like Brock come on dude Don't be standing up like that because look what he's gonna do. He's gonna crab inside out you I've never seen this before look at this his spine his hips the refs got to feel like a creep Looks like he's gonna fart out his own organs. Oh my goodness. He kind of just chills there. He's like alright Well, but can't get out of this that starts counting. He's like nope. You didn't get him He's like I got a pin of more guy. He's like hey ref. He's getting me out of here, man I'm tied up. I'm tied up like a tortured crap. You know, I don't like this at all That's Man It's a bad time. That's a bad time. I've seen a lot of bad times in my screen. That's a bad time No one's having fun. No one everyone's just like dude count. Just get us out of here count. Give me the win and get that Thank God That was gross. We all felt like that was gross. You guys missed that. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'll take it I'll take it. That's everything you missed that you never planned on watching These are the fans of the week. Who do you got who do you got? 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