 Welcome to the Wild West 1800s cooking stream. Today you have to put in some methods only in the 1800s. First you need a fire-starring guide. We all need this. Obviously it looks like it's dark skinned people versus light-skinned people. E-Rob, go back to the... They took our idea. What the f***? I've already been doing it, dumbass. You just came up with it 30 seconds ago. Dumbass. You're gonna have to f***ing tell me. Stop it! You just want to make a fire. This big strong woman need a big man to make a fire. Jessie Jars. She's a convict. Uh, former. That's not my lore. I'm just a sexy, fertile lady of a town. Oh. Oh. Well, she should be in jail, is what you're saying. Stop! Stop! No! I need to f***! Come here, bro. F***! F***! No! Leave him alone! Hey, Feng, get this on camera. Oh! We're getting close. We'll be doing us some cowboy cooking today. We got the crew out here, fellow cow. We're gonna go out there and we got us, ourselves, two tables and we're gonna get in two stations. We're gonna get ourselves in two groups and we're gonna see who can make the best breakfast. Thank you, Cornwood, for inviting us out here to your haciende hats. Uh-huh. It was an absolute pleasure after having been in the Pleasure Grotto with you. Uh-huh. Split up into two groups. Fertile Fan Fan. Gonna have, uh, what's your name again, ma'am? Are you, are you just picking the women? We're gonna want them. Yes. It is those, are the only two. My name is Jesse Jars. Great. Jesse Jars and Fertile Fan Fan. Y'all are gonna be over here. What are you doing over here? I don't know how to cook. I don't know how to cook. He wants to be with the women. Oh, hell yeah. We're gonna put you all over here. I think that's a good idea. Hell yeah. Uh-huh. Former sheriff. You might just be a simple farm man from Podunk, Idaho. But I know what love is. Okay. The simple farm man who forgot his name. We're gonna be over here. All right. It's in the, oh, water. Yeah, yeah. It's just some water. We got that from the whale this morning. All right. Okay. So, here's the game plan. We got ourselves some wood. We got ourselves some point and tender. We got ourselves some charcoal. We're gonna make ourselves a fire. Y'all listening? Yeah. Okay. So, we're gonna make ourselves a fire. We're gonna make ourselves a fire right here. We're gonna cook on that fire. Where? Right here. Where? Right here. Right here. You can't make a fire on the ground. On the ground? We can do this on the ground? We have approval. We're just gonna make a fire in the middle of the town. Okay. The way he just nods and goes, mmm, makes me trust him. Cornwood, are you drunk again? No. You can't keep doing these events while hammered. I ain't drunk. You smell like whiskey. Well, that's just my mouthwash. You got it. Are you sure we're doing this? Stress. Thank you, thank you. You're not jumping around. It's a crack of dawn. I'm ready to cook, Chef S-Fans. Yeah, we're gonna put her in the corner. She's got too much energy this hour. Obviously, it looks like it's dark skinned people versus light skinned people. I was here on my team. You know I was trying to make a fire. Here, listen. I don't give a damn what the teams are because I'm hungry. All right. I don't give a shit. Hey, these are my gloves. Maybe startin' to wonder. So here we got Jessie Jars. Thank you. She's a convict. That's not my lore. Tell us what you're about. I'm just a sexy, fertile lady on the town. She should be in jail is what she's saying. Somebody lock her up. Right, fan fan? Yeah. We got old Cungus. Cungus is the city killer. I'm just here hanging out with all the everyone that I killed. It's just kind of the fun. I like to get to know him a little bit before I cut their fucking throats and gut him like a fucking bitch. Yeah, very good. Welcome Cungus. Thanks for welcoming me here today. We're glad to have you. We have fertile fan fan. She is ovulating or something. What'd you say? I think I'm sterile today, honestly. Oh, never mind. Infernal fan fan. I'll take one for the team. I'm the fertile one. I mean, after that hot tub last night, I think we're all sterile. Oh, yeah. That was disgusting. That was gross. Also, we have Ole Miss Sunshine. Big Giot, Emily, as she says. Don't forget it, S-band. Big Giot. Big Giot. Emily, is he allowed to have a chair? Emily, go ahead. Do they have chairs to 1,800? Yeah, I crafted that myself. I don't have it. I want to have it. Next up on this team, we got ourselves Nicholas. Nicholas. He's an accountant. Why would you throw your throat? I don't know. It's because I was smoking and other cowboy things. What's up, Chad? Good morning, motherfuckers. Welcome back. Yeah, we got Marcus. He's our mayor's sheriff. Howdy. He's dead, actually. I don't know what happened. Well, I'm dead, and then I was dead, and then I came back from the dead, and then they deaded me again, and then I was dead, dead, dead, dragged up into the back, put into the grave, six feet under dead, and now I'm back again. So, can't kill Marcus. That's right. We call him Kenny, but his name's Marcus. All right. Good morning. I'm Eric. Yeah, we have Eric. Glad to be here. Yeah. So, we also got myself. Yeah. But not before we introduced this simple farmer. We don't know his name, and I don't think he does neither. Go ahead. I'm just a simple farm man from Podunk, Idaho. But I know a thing or two about loving. So, we're going to have him showing some love to this here breakfast that we're going to work on. Myself, of course. Captain Cleetus Cornwood, the former sheriff. Who's team captain? Me? I'm Elena. First, you need a fire-starring guide. Watch. For both of you. We don't need this. Let me give you some backstory, guys. Welcome to the Wild West 1800s cooking stream. Today, you have to cook with ingredients and methods only in the 1800s. This cowboy here has traveled land and far from Dallas. That's about three days on horseback. And your goal is to impress him. I have a taste for the finer things, despite my simple exterior. Thank you, cowboy. At noon sharp, y'all will be presenting him a dish each of what you consider the perfect breakfast. With me. Grab the picnic basket. Head to the garden. You will find one garden bed for each team. Pick all your vegetables. I need to fell. Girl, get your shit together. Fuck, I'm awake. Stop, Emily, what the fuck is wrong with you? There's a butterfly behind you. Jesus. Just get one of these if you get one. Take everything. All right, let's get one of these. I want to take them this way. I'll box them off. Can you get off with your stanky feet? What are you doing? This is ours. It doesn't say your name on it. One for each team. We don't need that much. Tater's right here. Sweet potato. Let's keep this out. We use this to make a fire. Put it in there. You don't use that to make a fire. I don't want that. We got to use it. It looks like a goddamn... Tell me something. Why don't you want that? Just grab all of it. It looks like shit. Listen. It looks like a carrot. E-Rob is a Tyler one. But the carrot is Tyler one. You understand? Am I making sense? That's why I'm putting this shit in my food. This is back in the day. They would eat this because they have no other options. They would die. It's so privileged here with his air conditioning. Look at the town. We ain't living like we're settlers first time coming to the country. We're living good, bitch. We got ourselves some peppers. I don't think we can touch those. Those aren't our peppers. Let's go back. They were stuck into the ground. That's crazy that these carrots grew from this side. How did that happen? Was that magic? That's incredible. I'm home, Elena. All right, now mail team. Now take their rocks. Sounds good. When rocks existed in 1800s, they haven't started dick lick. Take your fucking rocks. Stop! Come here, boy. Come here. I'm the sheriff of this town. Grab the rocks, boy. We're a wild west stream. I told you something. Look at the rest of my team. I got outnumbered. What the fuck can I do? What is this? I'm getting rocks. I don't want to put any of this in your mouth. This is not very sanitary. I'm scared of knives. Your next instruction is to go in the back and find rocks for your fire. Go to the bath. Back and find rocks. My idea. The fuck you tell me, bitch? Open the town, Marcus. I'll get you. The rocks that were left over still had dead fish on it. Ew. From E-Rob's stream. And there's maggots and flies all over the rocks. It smells. Can you find different rocks? He had all the rocks. Look at them. You guys are saying no damn race. It's not who makes the food the fastest. It isn't McDonald's vs. Waterbury. We have to give him the dish at 12 p.m. Are you listening at all? It's still 10 o'clock. You're a liar. Read the time. It's 10 o'clock already. Why don't you give him some carrots? Good, good, good. You want a little bit of wind. You want chaos. This is going to be very good. We're going to start upgrading the wood here. It's my country gal right there. Oh my gosh. It twisted. Doesn't that look kind of sexual? No, no, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just like get the dirt off. Jesus Christ, ladies. Look at you. I'm scared. Get this on camera. Listen, two minutes. This is how you get out the wild one. How did a whole bottle of water not even douse that flame? I don't know. Look in those flames. How did not douse it? I poured a whole bottle of water and it still kept going. Chemical and the wood keeping it alive. You have cheese and wood? Hey, we know how to make a fucking fire. So he's talking about some magic wood. Oh, you got some right there. No, no. I don't even give a damn about this. No competition. I'm just hungry as hell. So whoever makes the food, I'll eat it. All right. We can't be cheating. Dude, seriously cheating the whole day. Yeah, it's okay. It's a win. Just don't let them see it. I got it. Good job. Cover that win. No, Eric, stop it. Cover the win. Grab it. No, I need to cover it. Do it inside of this. I am. Trust me. I don't know. Oh, true. We got a fire. Yup. Put it in here. Get me in. There's no health and safety regulations here. I am just handling raw chicken and I have nowhere to put it. I can't put it on the cutting board that we just used to chop vegetables. I don't want him to die. He's got like two more years to live. I will slap you with this It sounds so privileged. It's insane. Okay, sorry. I don't want our guest of honor to die. You shouldn't even know that that's her health. I'd rather face it. She's wearing fucking Gucci slides. So I can't wash my hands. I'll just wash my hands in the dirty vegetable water. So bad. Oh, God. Dude, this is not good. Okay, scrub all your cooking clean like a desert rain washing away the dust. Okay, so let's wash the potatoes because there's no water. For sure, wash the potatoes. Hey, Sierra, what do you think about that, piss boy? Who's handling the meat, by the way? Here, I can handle the meat. All right. There's a clean potato doing all the rinsing we need here. Go ahead and get it on him. Yes, it is. Were you born in a damn city? Is this how we learned in the country? You need soap. No, we don't need soap. Soap is for pussies. Someone's leaving her gang green, that's all I gotta say. Hey, listen. Are these potatoes? Nick, somebody start chopping these potatoes. I can chop, I can chop. Chop the potatoes. Why is this a person coming over here? Hell no, get your greasy hands out of here. No, hey, hey, go. Get back. We're out of the pleasure parlor for five days and she acts like a fucking free woman. I like it back in the day, man. We live more control than we do now. Well, not me, but some people do. What do you want? How do you want these chopped up? I want them chopped up, diced. You want diced? Sweet. Basically, we're letting it burn down a little bit. Get those hot coals so you can cook on. There's nothing better than nice, better hot coals to throw that cast iron on. I'm gonna throw you over. Simple jars. Anyways, I did the thing to the chicken that made it flat. And then I'm gonna beat it a little bit. And then I realized that we have flour, milk, and eggs, so we're gonna do a fried chicken outlet today for our good friend here who's using some weird device that I've never seen before. Because as you can tell by the health conditions, we are in the 1800s. Let's call it a cup. Oh, my God, look, I, like, decimated that. That's good. All right, look how clean, look how damn clean we got them carrots. That's pretty right there. Can someone get the bread off the cooking board? Hey, get out of your flat. Okay, good. Wait, was that a skinny? Hey, look. Want to make sure to put the meat on a clean surface. Don't you feel like break it back or something? Like... Nice. All right, now you gotta de-gut it. Why are streamers so useless? That's what you have to do, you have to break it back. True? I'm looking at that. That reminds me of my ex-wife. Get your hand in there and take off its guts. Cut it open. First things first, you gotta go and get a... Wait, first things first, I'm the realist. First things first, I'm the realist. The skin is good. Don't take off the skin. Don't you want to... Cut it open. You pussy-footing, that's fan. Keep going. I gotta make sure... I don't want to see how the girls are doing. This is important. I was wrong. She said she was wrong. Here's what we're going to do. Here's what we're going to do. Here's the game plan. We're going to cook the chicken. I will season the chicken, I'll get it in the pan. Once the chicken's done being made, we'll make eggs on the same pan if the chicken's ready. I need two chicken breasts. I need these two pieces of meat. You know what a chicken breast looks like. Yes, I'm making a damn chicken breast. What do you think I'm doing? Okay. You know what? This used to be a damn great country in the 1700s. Now it's the 1800s and we're just surrounded by pussies. That's what it is. Salt, pepper, garlic. We'll put the dipping in the flour. Any progress? Can you just shut the fuck up? Apparently. Oh, we're going too fast. What the fuck are you doing? Did you use an egg for that? Uh, yes, Jesse. I was... You know, I wanted to see if I could fry an egg with a fire. I've never done it before. That's okay. I don't need it. Cool. I've never made an actual fire before. Is it working? The actual flames are not as hot as that. The coals. That's why you want to cook on coals. The flame is a little bit more of a superficial heat. Oops! I got wood in my egg. Oh, it's cooking! They took our idea. What the fuck? I've already been doing it, dumbass. You just came up with it 30 seconds ago. Oh, dumbass! Where's Brett to defend him? Just remove as much meat off the bone as possible. I know I ain't doing the most efficient of jobs, but listen, it's... It's 1800s, apparently. And, uh, things ain't easy. So we're gonna make it happen. We're gonna make it work. I'm definitely hitting... You know what? I'm just gonna break this thing off. Yeah, just about. Give me a second. We don't need any of that other shit, so I suggest you just filet. It's personally this point. Okay. So we got that. We'll take this. I'm gonna place this elsewhere. These are delicious. They're so good. I'm gonna put these off to the side. Put them in the pan. You want to make sure to go. That's a grateful ass, man. Thank you. You want to cut these in half because it'll cook a little bit better. We're gonna go right quick, right here. Hopefully this works. Hopefully this ain't too good. This shit, bro. Thank you. So this spreads them out a little bit. It was a little bit uneven, but that's okay. This is gonna allow it to cook a little bit better. We're gonna do that to this one, too. We are in business. Cooking our veggies with salt and pain, and we got butter, salt, pepper. That's not that impressive. Yeah, bitch. What are you cooking? Fried chicken. Don't think so. Look, look, look. Eric. My late wife died of dysentery. Sometime along our trek to Idaho. I hope someone could be her mother again some day. What is that? I need to put this in there. Oh, that's egg. Eric. Eric. I think it was right there. No, he's got to do that. This is the only solution. This is the only solution. That was the only way this could have been done. That was the only way. I don't think that was the only way that could have been done. Oh, we're using this for... Just hit it, just hit it. We don't got no damn time. We're gonna put this. Real quick, guys, remember, there's $100 off Starforge for a Black Friday sales deal. You know what I'm saying? Right here, there's a graphic over top of me right now. $100 off Starforge PCs for Black Friday. Correcto-Bismal? Yep. That sounds about right, right? How you doing? All right. Looking mighty fine this morning? Okay, let me grab it. Merched out. That's right. Team cooking. It's women versus men. No, no, no, this is good. We got vegetables here with eggs. That's eggs? Yeah, we got eggs and vegetables in here. Trust me, this is a family recipe. Me and my brother Marcus here, we're actually related. Our great-great-grandmother who's Irish actually talks how to make this. You put yams and eggs? This looks like something that comes out of my asshole. Throwing out the family recipes? But this is my grandmother. My grandmother was a whore. Where do we put it? Where do we put it? Where does it go? Oh, fuck it. I'm putting it in the tin. Oh, my God! No, you're putting it on utensils. Look at that. Look how party that is. It's more special out there. You see that filet that butter's white? I'm going to put a little bit more of this beef on it. Is that chicken done? Yeah, but you already put... Don't put that one either. What do you mean? That's good? Hell yeah, that's good. What time is it? I don't give a damn what nobody says. That chicken is going to taste delicious. You throw a little bit of Tony's on there. It's going to be over. No, it's burnt. You don't have our eggs? You literally have our fucking eggs. Are you serious? You just borrow some neighbor. What about western hospitality? It's important to be nice where I'm from. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, too far! It's a fucking too far. What are you guys going on in there? Open up, open up, Henry. You were aiming to make some mashed potatoes. Look at this. I made stars. If you cut them smaller and you see you're only going to put them in a skill, they'll cook faster. No, we're making mashed potatoes. We don't, we have time. We have time, ladies. No, no, we don't, because this fire is not going to last forever. Think you're fucking making it last forever? I told you we should have let more fire. Oh, Jesus! Okay, here we go. Come on, man, come on. Oh, my lord. That looks so damn good. What are we cooking now? That's pretty, ain't it? That's pretty. Yeah, that's real good. Are we cooking these vegetables? Some of these vegetables are pretty burnt, brother. Here, I go there. Now, then vegetables is about done. Here's what I want to do. I don't think the carrots are done at all. Wait, get your ass over here. Sit down. Hey, he don't know his name. Yeah, why was hot, ladies? That's right. How? How? How? Caroline! That potato! What? How'd you make that potato over there? I bowled it. You bowled it? Do it again. We dumped the water out. We dumped the water out. Our potatoes just finished and we started them before you. No, we started ours way before you. Why are you here? You promised me commission. What's what? Did you touch my fat? That's my... Yeah, it's dip. Put it on the gums, buddy. You're a true Texan. That's dip. Is that dipping sauce? It looks like some dipping sauce. No, it's dip for... Pull it out and flip it over. Flip it over. I knew it. Get the fuck out of here. What the... We'll do it all in one. That looks like a hearty meal. That's a meal worthy enough for a king. There's a lot of work that goes into this and I want to go in and clarify. This ain't no damn race. There's a lot of work that went into this. So, you know, obviously Marcus did a phenomenal job here. Nicholas did a phenomenal job. A lot of work went into this. So, there's a lot of work. Looks delicious, obviously. We got ourselves some fried chicken. We got two big old breasts right here. We got some carrots. We got some onions in there. We got some eggs. And we got ourselves a nice good old baked tater. And I want to add that the objective was to feed this hungry farmer boy from Ohio the hearty meal because he is hungry. Idaho, sorry. Because he is hungry. So we served him up the goddamn full meal. Breakfast, mind you, and chicken. I thought you said you boiled that potato. Why'd you call it baked? It's a bowl. It's the same thing. It's not the same thing. I knew you didn't cook it. It's a team effort. Let's see what he thinks about the food. We don't have more. We don't want the sauce. I have so much sauce in it, you can even understand it. We'll take a photo of this before you take a bite. This is delicious. He's got a photo already. Come on now. Take a picture of me and my boy. Thank you. I always thought my last meal would be served to me on death row. But if God says now, I'm just a poor farmhand from Po-Dunk Idaho. When's your hanging time today? Come again? When are you hanging today? Three times? Last meal. That's not how you're supposed to eat it. He's from Idaho now. You have a fork. Man, I taste the seasonings of the Pleasure Grotto in here. All kind of accumulating the little biofilm. I mean, it's pretty good. All right. Dude, it's coming through. All right. We checked for you. What are those? You don't eat them down there, bub. Oh. I don't have a fucking... Typically, you give me a little something to cut with, brother. You said you don't use utensils. All right. I'll go back on that now, bitch. Full plate. Hey, Caroline. Finger licking good. You see that, Nate? Hey, do you like it? He's licking his fingers. Oh, that's damn good, ain't it? That damn good, ain't it? We got some extra, too. That is not for a meal. No, no, I'm just this for myself. That is fine. That ain't for you. You're fine. Dead beat down. We made it ourselves, fuck-ass. This actually tastes really good. It's fucking seasoned. No, that is not. That is the most dried chicken. Honestly, it takes one to no one. I don't know if you're gonna love us for this one. Good luck. That's really not hard to do. Blacker than them. Perfect. I forged some rosemary. Beautiful. I hope I found it in the middle of nowhere. In the woods. Wait, this is actually really good. Hey, listen, I want everybody in there. There's a method to my madness, okay? There's a method to my madness, okay? And you gotta trust the process, okay? This is my team right here. This is my team right here. Us four. We are the team. You gotta trust the process, all right? And listen, the process may involve a little bit of chaos, a little bit of distrust, a little bit of... I'm not gonna lie. The second those eggs went in those vegetables, I thought it was over, but we were covered. Yeah, that first dish was... He spoke up and we were covered. That first dish was rough. I'd like to let each and every one of you know that life would be a little less lonely with more of you around. Mara? No, Mara! Well, that's unfortunate, because you're going back to the farm. I can't help myself. Come on, man. Maybe one day my daughter Stella will know what it's like to have a mother. Emily, you're on that team. I guess. Where are the eggs? I'm not on anyone's team. I wasn't here. Oh, boy. The eggs with the chicken are probably an amazing combo. Is the chicken so good? Because it's chicken from here, like it's a free range. I'm not kidding you. We picked the chicken and killed it. No way. Learn that one with the big gobble? No. So, there is a time limit. We're done. I don't know, boy. He's ready for seconds and that plate still looks full. So, I don't know what you guys did wrong. We did it. Can I have some? Oh, fork. Can y'all move, please? Move, move. Who's your team captain? I'll tell you what. So, what's your name? I'll be honest with you, brother. I'm just a simple farmhand from Hodongadaho. Now, Hodongadaho is an amazing place. You're going to want to clean your teeth of any debris from the previous shit stain of a meal. So, let me talk about our dish here. I seasoned the chicken, beat it a little bit with my raw fist. Then, we put it into an egg wash flour. That was seasoned. It is fucking wet! All right. We fried it with some amazing ghee. Here, I caramelized some onions, fried garlic, put some scrambled eggs with a little bit of milk, and I just let that cook really slow over the fire and I just pushed it around. Here, we have some mashed potatoes with some beautiful carrot stars that match the Texas sky. All right. Additionally, I know I heard you over here. You said, I need enough to cut with, so we have also provided you enough in case you wish to dig in. Hand fist beaten chicken. You know what? I'll just actually feed you because I want to make sure that you get it right. So, we call this the perfect bite. Do not make any sort of moaning sounds peach, that's not fair. What the fuck? I wasn't going to do that. I might be just as simple. No airplane mode either. Creamy ghee mashed potatoes with a chicken cutlet fried in that ghee. I think he loves it. No. I may just be a simple farmhand from Podunk, Idaho, but I do have a taste for the finer things. And these are seeming mighty fine. Woo! Now get a bite of my Gordon Ramsay style scrambled eggs. Gordon Ramsay. You love eggs, don't you? That's about a stick and a half of butter. That's how it should be. Well, it's actually ghee. It's better than butter. They sell it for $30 at Whole Foods. Can I try some? Now, before we move forward, I'd like to make one thing clear. I don't typically do much with leaves and shrubbery, but whatever this is there, I think a plant fell on it because we were outside. It's mighty magic. And I recommend each and every one of you try it. Damn! I'm suspending judgment for just a moment. Do you like them? You didn't try ours? Say it's good. It's good, but what? Ours is really fucking delicious. Ours is really damn good, too. This is a thousand times better than yours! This is amazing! Let me inspire a more refined palette as I am once again just a simple farmhand from Podunk, Idaho. Billy Ace. Deputy Sheriff. Do you hear that moaning? I want you to taste it and not say anything. Come conspire with me for a moment. Yeah, that's good. The eggs are so good. Here's what we're going to do right quick. We're going to go ahead and have old Billy Ace go speak with the simple farm boy and we'll have a judge back committee. I'll be honest with you, I think we did a damn good job. Didn't we, Nick? It's okay, I'm saving that for later. But I know it's an egg. But I think we did a damn good job. So I trust the process. Now look, we got to have a lot of talent out here. I just think we got more. Hey, that's all you got to say. And I made extras. I made extras. Everyone who was in it, we need to line up before Wake tells her the answer. Wake? Oh, I made myself an egg sandwich. I'm about to... It's a bonus, extra credit. What the hell? It was good, ain't it? It was good, wasn't it? That's fried chicken. That's damn good. Oh, my... Oh, it's so good! I'm really transparent. Ours was so much better. Try this. Ours literally tasted like restaurant quality food. Tasting your pans over your own food. It tastes like actual fried chicken. Ours tasted like dick. You just said it was good. That was on the stream, I'm being honest. You were talking about E-Robs all day. Here's what we had. We had a little bit higher effort here on the team to the left of me here in that they scanned, they peeled, mashed a potato, the other ones just served me a potato plain. So the potatoes go to this group. I'm going to call it there. Now, the eggs went to the first group on the ride. Better eggs, the others far too sweet. You're right when you're sitting down. Now, the chicken I would say pound for pound flavor. Flavor was probably going to go to the group on the ride. That's what I would say too. So we're at number 2-1. What's our last take? I think... There should be a point for plating and I think this group takes plating by a landslide. So what we have is essentially two food parts go to the ride, one get to the left and then plating to the left. One egg cookoff. One perfect egg. All right. How much time we got left? Hold on. One egg cookoff. A true showdown. All right. This is how it goes. The ride prepared me a better chicken breast. A nice juicy clump breast flavor across the board. Fuller body, better profile, firmer. I enjoyed it more. The left, however, served me a better tater. It was fully mashed. It was peeled. It was tasty. I preferred the taters there. Beat them on eggs and the carrots both are kind of known. So what we had was plating and potatoes on the left. We had chicken and eggs on the ride. Now we have a one egg cookoff. A true showdown. All right. What? How the fuck does that make sense? Who's the captain of this here? Who wants to fucking win? I accept. That was the entire fucking plate. I accept the duel. Who is the captain of that team? Who is the captain of that team? I accept. I accept. I'm going to be honest. In terms of flavor, you straight up lost. We gave you a point for playing. Let me be very clear. Shut the fuck up. I'm done fucking another fucking egg. I am a simple farm hand from Podonk, Idaho. And with push-ups, the show plating means fuck to me. I might like to fight her things. Frankly, I'm giving you guys a fight and fucking chance. One egg. You can prove it. I accept the duel. Who is the captain? Oh, guy. Here you go. Extra. Extra. Let's do it. No, no, no. Let's lock it in. I need an egg. I need an egg myself. There it is. Get an egg. Let's hit the wrong one. Okay. I gave her our only egg. We only got one egg left. How about we share it? We can split in half. Then it was making eggs by yourself. Look into her hand. You're ruining the day. Unbelievable. You're ruining our damn contest. Okay, so here's what we're going to do. We've got one egg. Hold up. I'm done. Put butter in your pan. We don't have a whole egg left. One half egg each. I'm going to eat this out. You have half an egg. I've got half an egg. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to go in your pan. You cook it up. I'm going to cook this up. We have one egg. I get it. I think we win. I think we win. Listen, guys. Can we just fucking announce a winner to the competition that we started? We want to have this duel. I can have a little more. It's fun to take a little more. Okay, that's good. We had better taste. They said we had better taste. Our chicken and eggs were better. That is literally the meal. They said they had better fucking potatoes. This is the 1800's. You're eating off the ground. Another half of the half of the half. Thank you. There you go. That's yummy. That's her. You guys have one fucking job. Alright, that looks real good. We're going to have this duel and we'll find out what happens. Big duel. I mean, honestly, I said the boys are more likely to give wake food poisons. So even if the food is better. Two for three out of the food. You hit one for three out of the food, but your plating was better. But you are likely to die. Why? It was juicier. I don't know. This one was so juicy. There's only one thing we want. We won. Do we win? Can I offer some input? You and Will were both kind of split. Maybe I can say who I thought was better. Are they sure? Am I losing my fucking mind? Do they want me to go Joker mode? There was no... I want to be honest. I ate both. And I also stole some eggs. There's is the best. Hand down. We don't go that far. There's a thing. Presentation would have been great. I imagine in about 200 years they're really going to appreciate that. But as far as I'm concerned, I'm just a simple farmhand from Podunk, Idaho. And I eat with my hands. I don't give a fuck. And that's, thank you. Let's go, Eric. I'm very sorry for that fucking filler episode where we danced around with the eggs for 30 seconds. Sorry you had to fucking endure that. Oh, hell yeah. I'm going to be honest with you. I had some of their chicken. I thought it was phenomenal. What do you think of that? That's a little bit of bonus I put together. You like that extra chicken? That's a bit pink, isn't it? It's dark meat. That's good. No, you're good. Listen, I think we just go in. We got to break some bread. Here we go. Crack one open for you. I don't drink sparkly water. Well, actually, you know what? I need to crack this one open now, too. Just for your last. All right. Cheers with you. Cheers. All right. Well, here you go. Wait. Cheers. Wait, what the hell? It's not going to bubble up. Cheers, though. Here you want it? Cheers. That's a refreshing beverage. After a hard day of work. Gentlemen! You're going to find a good job today. Good job. Hey, knock it off. You sound like Michael Jackson. I love when men beat women. Win competition. Hey, Emily, you're a fucking loser. No, no, my equal to one. The true winner is actually fan fan because Feet of the Week. Wait, is there actually Feet of the Year? Yeah. Feet of the Year. Is that a real thing? What is wrong with that? Impressive, right? But I've never gotten Feet of the Year. All right, fellas, here, listen up. A couple things that we got for you. We've had a fantastic, unbelievable weekend so far. Here at the Wild West Ranch. Except for Peach. Peach is having a great weekend, but a bad day so far. However, we're going to continue having a great day. What the game plan is going to be is we're going to raid into the OTK Network channel. You all can play with that camera. You can play with that camera if you do all that. I think we got a StarForge PC running that. So make sure to check out StarForgePCs.com and StarForgeSystems.com. I think we got both of them now. But anyway, you can check that out. You're all looking for a new computer. I don't use a computer personally, but some of y'all folks at home do. So StarForgeSystems.com, you guys can check out Wild West Merch, OTKNetwork.com for Wild West Merch. Actually, I go and explain it. I went to that Best Buy because I was doing work for, I have some special OTK stuff that's coming here in a couple of weeks that I went to go buy a laptop for. I know some of y'all, they made a joke about it prior, and I saw some of y'all, I heard through the grapevine, some of y'all were real upset and attacking my character, saying I was being selfish. That's shameful. Honestly, that is shameful behavior. If you'd attacked my character that way, when I was going out there making sure work was done, making sure stuff's happening behind the scenes. That's offensive to me. However, I'm a gracious cowboy, Cleetus Cornwood, and I'll forgive you. But please, don't attack my character like that and make assumptions off of a joke. Okay? So we're going to go ahead and we're going to go, we're going to raid into that OTK network channel, and then ol' Emery is going to teach us horseback riding, I believe. She's been corralling the horses, getting the stable ready this morning, and we're going to join her for some horseback riding. I may not be there myself, but she's going to be there. I may be working actually during that one. So anyway, thank y'all for joining us today. Thank y'all for joining us. It's been an unbelievable competition. I'll be honest, if I was doing the vote myself, I think their chicken was a little bit better. It was neck and neck, but don't you ever peach that. Okay? Don't tell her. That was my own personal opinion, because we won, I'm going to take the W. So, who was our best precedent, by the way. Anyway, thank y'all for joining us. We'll be over on the Ode to Game Network channel, and then we'll see you on Emery's. Then we got something else planned tonight.