 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake, and this is the weekly dumb Jake. How are you? Jimmy, Zack, everyone. I'm good. Shot down to South Beach this weekend Actually Coral Gables and just sat by a pool. So that was nice escape the cold a lot of butts How's your weekend? I'm on the Marlboro Jersey the Coral Gables of New Jersey they say never heard that if you're from either those spots you have to comment and If your name's Tim I don't like to name Tim, you know you guys don't you don't have to comment It's you know the rigid version of Jim, which is a little more looser and cool Juh loose. Yeah, so Let's talk about the sports shake Jim a huge Sports weekend Jim baseball. We're about to find it's happening tonight We're recording this on Monday, and we're gonna find it by the time you see this We already know so I don't know MLB kind of still eating farts about it But college baseball is still good. I am the world's first CCSU Long Beach State fan. Oh Probably some teams out there if anyone is interested in the MLB situation The league just offered the players less than natural inflation Like a salary for each each year scale of one to ten. Is that a good deal three two one? No one so probably no baseball for a little bit and that stinks. I like the sport hands team So everyone pick a college team and become a fan pick two get an east coast and a west coast team And in the words of Jimmy O'Brien put it in one of those quotes. He hates middle America. Don't pick any of those teams Jim that's sports What was this breakdown you're talking about you were watching the golf all weekend and you're watching this live And you couldn't believe this happened Lee Hodges PGA tour player actually name one through ten Lee Hodges three two one four Yeah, Lee Hodges saw the way I play we golf yeah putting from the rough the name of Jake's autobiography And he wanted to putt from the bunker and it went show wrong The best you won't believe what happens next the best part of this video is that Obviously, it's hilarious in golf when there's a slow descent into worse and worse and worse like oh, no He overshot the cup. Oh, no. He's off the green. Oh, no He's in the bunker and at one point this lady screams like a The wrong scream if we're being honest like it was a fright and scream it would be Alligator popped out of the pond to grab the ball then her I'm gonna grab the ball to grab a human. Yeah, I would have played so Zach played the scream Hit again Zach Ranavid Let's go back to more of the sports. It's about athletes who are in shape and feel great about their bodies They probably are using noom and so shall you go check out noom. We know these people did Who pooped on the track in Sedona Jim? This is close to my heart in a couple ways You know, I will poop anywhere run into a couple incidents You know, I love Sedona and you know in seventh grade while running the mile I peed behind the school and a bunch of teachers saw me ping and it was a little embarrassing in Sedona Someone's been pooping on the track This is the thing all time runners are just shitting everywhere But the high school is mad because they're professional athletes But I don't like they're training at the high school track at one point They said they're going into the school and then and then they were shitting everywhere and I'm I'm a little torn Okay, because Natalie and Bruglia sometimes these places lock bathrooms, right? But invite people to use their track to train right and that's I don't know the full Situation here scope, but if they're lock-in bathrooms Then where do you think they're gonna shit to give credit to the Sedonians? Sedonians the Macedonians they They said now you just can't use our track because you shout on it Which is a fair counterpoint if you're gonna allow people to use the track They kind of need a bathroom, but you also can't just let runners into a school I don't know just get a port body go run somewhere else Sedona's beautiful. It's a great track though It's one of the best tracks. Where are they shitting all in the same spot? Hmm like a poop corner of the track just right at the center field I think it's one of those you got to go you got to go Zach losses virginity center field centerfield is baseball term what I mean is 50 yard line. Yeah Did that one night not the sex part, but look it's looked at stars You just hung out with the gal what was her name that stays out of it The cooler story is that bees are getting boners And dying they sure are jim. Can you put that on screen bees are getting boners Jim we have this label that's not sports, which is a little confusing because it feels sporty in a way But you have done a lot on this so i'll just let you run Researchers at the university of british columbia are studying why the province is 2021 heat wave caused a mass die-off In bees bees and they have determined that the male honey bees spontaneously Ejaculate under too high of temperatures. Yeah when the males get too hot They convulse until they explosively Ejaculate and a phallus the size of their abdomen bursts from their lifeless body So the boners are getting so big they're bigger than their bodies and they're dying and check this part out This is where the story gets fantastic. Yeah, one solution is to keep the hives cool during extreme heat I love scientists sometimes Oh, they're getting hot what you think we should do let's cool them off try to counter that Try to counter that that's science. I uh, I agree with the scientists on the cold hot thing Oh, if they're getting too hot they die Let's uh, let's Be science That's the end of the episode and now we do the employee of the week one two a somber one One two three four. It's the employee of the week I've never seen his knees Jim this employee might have to listen to us the most in a given week. Yeah Sucks sucks sucks to suck audio jack audio jack We have five jacks at the company audio jack's a good nickname. I think it should stick audio jack get it Zach has no idea about the joke no Good job jack. You listen to us a lot It's got a stink playing blitzball jake and one ear me and the other it's hell And we're gonna end it with zack's raccoon impression again because people liked it so much That was the weekly dumb two days episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by Noom everything they do at noom is driven by a singular mission to help as many people as possible live healthier lives through behavior change If you want to stick to your new year's resolution in 2022 You can get a free noom evaluation in a seven day trial when you use our link at noom.com slash jamboy It's time to take control of your health with noom noom.com slash jamboy to get a free evaluation and seven day trial Happy and sad for the bees like big enough boner that kills yourself but You're very dead Our lady bees then Bonerless, this is a dead bee that pen You think lady bees are mounting the dead male bees. Is that his question me? Is that a question? I thought they were having a bee funeral What the jake thinks the lady bees might be fucking the dead bees. He thinks the lady bees have no hearts