 Gentlemen, I think we all know why we're here. I just don't see where you're coming from from this. I haven't even gotten to my point. Like the Bible of all things? Sorry. Wait, I had to beat my cat. I think, I think we got to get the elephant out of the room. There's no debating. I think you're both just wrong. There's no debating. Well name one concrete point. I haven't even introduced this yet. Let me, please let me. Violent, go ahead. Okay. There's a reason we're here. And he knows it. He does. I guess. But you guys don't yet. But, you know, this question has been, this question, gentlemen. This question has been spread across the country. Pull yourselves together. For the past month. And it's, you know, it's just clearly bothering someone over here. I'm just, I'm just pro-digestive health. I don't see, like, any side of where you're coming from. And I never have. I'm sorry. You know. We'll give one concrete study. The science says that it is not in favor of your own digestive system. Maybe that of a cat. I've been getting into Neutropics recently. Okay. I don't know if you know this. It's very good for your gut health. And it follows the exact same biological framework. So you have no idea. This disbelief is crippling. You say that. Neutropics have been scientifically engineered by the U.S. government for you to think that. So you really don't know what you're saying. I don't know. I think I do. I read a lot. Yeah, and everything you read. Like, probably it's a lot of crazy stuff. All fed to by the U.S. government, of course. You think so. I know so. 100%. This is a dietary issue we're talking about. This is a wooden table, not a dietary issue. Do you even care about that? He would eat this. This probably is a diet. He would probably eat this. No, no. It's not grass. No. That's water. I'm processing grass. It's probably better than grass. He's processing the grass. No, no, no, no. He needs it to process the grass. See, I would like you to take like a blood test or something and see what your blood work is like. I've been eating grass for a while. Yeah, you wouldn't. And you'd probably find that you're terribly unhealthy. Struggling to say the least. At the end of the day, why do you think eating grass is healthy for the American people? That's all I'm asking. Fibers in it, the chloroplasts. There is a large study, probably by an author you wouldn't know. That studies the interactions of... God probably wouldn't know. You're bringing God into this now. Genesis 13-3, thou shalt not eat what thou put thy feet upon. I've read it a million times. There's grass in the footnotes there. There is grass in the footnotes. There is grass in the footnotes. This is the first thing. We all go through photosynthesis and this is my journey. Awesome, awesome. I'm switching stances, I'm sorry. We're switching, then. We're switching. I don't even know how to take this thing off. You two. Do you have any ideas? What do you guys think? Why are you here? Who are you? We've been playing rock, paper, scissors. I don't know. I can't believe this. See, they don't even know. They don't read. I read, which is why I have a sound... Name the author. Let's see the author. Let's see their other words. You probably can even pronounce it. Let's see if you can give it a shot. I think my mom's calling. He's talking about the essay from Osgood Schelagenberg from Eastburg, Germany. I think we all know the study. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. In 2007, he stated that eating grass is one of the healthiest things a human being can do on this planet because it promotes healthy spleen integration into the bloodstream. Look at this. We brought you here to mediate this. I'm like, you're precluding my argument. See, my argument is all digestive health. I'm sorry. I'm taking the stance of science right now. You need the water to digest that grass. All humans need water. Yeah, I don't need as much as you. It's just that digestive health serves spleen integration. We've survived for hundreds of thousands of years without the grass. So-so. So-so. I think you're... What'd you say? I think it's an anti-grass debate over there. It's getting violent over these arguments. Oh, my God. I'm just hearing the support of science. I care about people. How dare you step into this? What did you say, Ian? It's a matter of gut health. It's a matter of taking care of your body. And you doesn't want to hear the truth. Doesn't want to hear the truth. I want rock, paper, scissors. Did you? Yeah. I'm actually... All right, let's go. Let's go. I wouldn't... Oh, oh, oh, I see how it is now. I see how it is. It's violent here. You know, I'm here for the American people. I'm standing up for what I believe in, because what I believe in is right. And I've never been wrong. It's just water. It can't hurt you any more than grass. These people, if someone's just got to read, if someone's just got to read... What'd you say? I can't even remember. I think so. Please be seated. Thank you, everyone. It's great to have you here. Thank you for having us. Of course. Yeah, it's really great to have you, truly. So we all know what dreams are. It's something that happens when we're asleep. Sometimes we remember what happens. Sometimes we don't. Today, I'd like to recall some impactful dreams that we've had in our recent weeks to really get to know each other. So I guess, does anyone want to start with sharing a dream that's maybe haunting or maybe fills them with bliss and joy like maybe they're a child again? I can start. Please. I had a terrible dream recently. Oh, tell us. There was just pure stress and nothing else. And so I woke up. It was a normal morning. I had my breakfast. I brushed my teeth. I went out the door. But my jaw was really sore. I realized I was clenching my teeth really tight. And I was like, wow, that hurts. I should stop doing it. So I tried to relax my jaw, but I couldn't. And my mouth kept squeezing tighter and tighter. And then my teeth started cracking. And I started falling out. And I was really freaked out. So I shoved my hands in my mouth to stop from biting all my teeth out. But then I bit off my fingers. And then I was just walking around with my hand full of fingers and teeth fragments. So that was not very good, I would say. Wow. That's terrifying. That's dark stuff. I looked it up. Teeth falling out dreams means that you have a sense of losing control in your life. So maybe I need to regain control. Yeah. That's true. Isn't it if you're falling in a dream, it means you're guilty? Interesting. Or is it if you're naked in a dream, you're guilty? Yeah. I think all the above. Falling just meant your blood pressure was going up and down. Possibly. Oh, yeah. What does it mean if you're going straight up in your dreams? Yeah, I don't know. Nothing good. I've had a dream like that. Like where the gravity is turned off. Oh, really? It's the weirdest feeling. I was probably going through a stroke at the time. Yeah, honestly. Luckily, I made it out alive. I think. I think. Unless if I'm dreaming now. Maybe this is still the same dream. Oh, God. Have you guys ever had dreams where you didn't want to wake up from it? I had a dream where I kept waking up. It started with me in my bed as one would be when they wake up, typically. And then a hand came through my window and grabbed me right on my neck. And then I woke up. And then someone broke into my house and then killed me. And then I woke up again. So it happened two times. It was definitely a Matrix 2 moment. But the first time that you woke up, you actually thought you were awake? Yep. That's terrifying. Yeah, my, yeah. What's the dream you've had recently that's definitely really haunting or cozy with Bliss, like your child again? Y'all, I interviewed for a job last Monday. And it went really well. And I was really excited about it. And I had this crush on this company and I just really want the position. But they told me that they get back to me in a week. And so today's the weak point. So yesterday I just, like this morning I woke up from a dream that was that they e-mailed me back that I was like one of the last two candidates. But that I had to like read all this information for my next interview. So I don't know. That's more like a stress. That's terrifying. But for my dream job, that was pretty. Yeah. Jesus. But yeah. What about you, my friend? Oh, I had kind of like a nightmare the other night. At a dream. I'm having a nightmare right now. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? This is a nightmare. Life is a nightmare. At a dream that my house like caught on fire and I was like driving down my block and but like no one was doing anything about it. And then I just see my cat like jump out of my window and I like grab him and then we ended up at some sort of like hotel where like that's where like everyone was staying because like the whole town was like on fire and it was really strange and I lost my cat again in the dream and then for some reason Vanessa Hudgens appeared and she said we were like childhood friends and I was really confused. Like current Vanessa Hudgens or high school musical era. It's very important. That's how it means. Yeah. Like I think the last time. She did it. Yeah. She definitely burned down my house. Yeah. So that's. That was my dream. That's terrifying. Yeah. That is terrifying. That is kind of weird. Well that was some good stuff. Speaking of fires make sure to check out Firestarter in theaters now. It's a Stephen King adaptation. Overall thoughts? On the movie? Yeah. I mean you shouldn't really go see it but we've been paid to say that but we can cut this part out. Does it feel like a dream? Yeah. I had too much medication before I came to the studio. Trying to take the edge off. You know the kids have been acting up a little bit lately. Too many bad dreams. Daydreaming. Daydream a lot. I only nightdream. I prefer it in the afternoon. Okay everybody. Thank you so much. Have a good night's sleep. We'll see you next week on Dream General. Yeah and on three we say have a good night's sleep. One, two, three. Have a good night's sleep. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the morning show at night. Today on the show we're going to be talking about how we wake up, how we go about our day in the morning part of the day. On the show today I have one guest to start us off, Wyeth Gaeth over here to my left and coming up later on the show we'll bring on Allie Gallie. So to start would you like to say your name and you know what really brings your passion about this subject here. Yeah my name's Wyeth and I really do just wake up every morning. It's something that I've done most of my days living and I don't always enjoy waking up but I always do and something that I've stuck with for a while. Yeah, do you have any, the last show just talked about dreams coming on, do you have any dreams that carry on into the morning or do they go right past you as soon as you wake up? No usually my dreams stop when I wake up so those don't really continue into my day but I try to act as if every day is a dream. So that's what my days are. Period, I like that. Tell me about how you wake up Wyeth. Do you set alarms? Yes, so I set alarms and then I hear it and I'm not really sure what causes me to open my eyes but I do and then the alarm goes off and I start my day. You get up on the first alarm? Oh yeah. I'll set like maybe 15 alarms but only one takes it and then throughout my morning routine there's alarms going off which is very distracting but then I go to the shower, take a shower and every shower ends with a cold flash and that's my secret to waking up. So you go hot and then you go crank it cold. I've learned a couple things about you that I would not want to be your roommate with 15 alarms going off throughout the morning. Oh but it's like Alexa. It's not like the radar. It's like some Dave Matthews band that gets me going in the morning. I did that one time with Katy Perry Roar and that completely ruined the entire song. For about three years it was Counting Stars. Oh that's horrible. Well thank you so much for talking to me today Wyeth. We're going to bring on our second guest in just a second here. I'll talk about my mornings for a second because I'm a little selfish. I like to make coffee, tea and lemonade. I don't make the lemonade but I drink the lemonade in the morning time to just get the juices flowing. And here we have Allie Galli over here to my right. Allie tell me the first movement when you wake up do you turn left? Do you turn right? Do you turn around on your back? So let me tell you the only thing I want to do is turn my eyeballs back into my skull. Put my head back on the pillow and go to bed because the second I hear the alarm I regret it. I'm like why do I have to keep doing this every day? You think one time two times would be enough? It's not. You know this morning I actually woke up on my floor. I fell out of my bed in the middle of the night. Wow. Talk about a rude awakening. Talk about a crazy night. That's incredible. It was, yeah. Were you hurt by that? Oh no. I sleep like a brick. Oh my gosh. Wow, you slept through the fall. Yeah. Okay, wow. So after you're eventually waking up because you have whatever you need to do that day like what's your next step? What's going on through your head? Are you listening to music, dancing? Oh, I can't listen to anything at that hour. Everything's too much for me to process. So I get up and I waddle out of my bedroom feed my cat. What's your cat's name? Fletcher. Fletcher the cat? Yeah, he's my best friend. And I don't have time for like breakfast or anything because it takes me a really long time to wake up. So I waddle out the door and off to class I go. And what's your alarm sound like? You know that horrible alarm sound that everyone hates? Yes. Yeah, it's that. Wow. That's terrible. Because the more I hate it the more I want it to stop. So then it makes me want to get up. So I'll take you're not a morning person in conclusion. Oh no, I'd rather stay up all night. Do you stay up all night? Is that what makes it so hard or it's just you've always been not a fan of the morning? I've just never been a fan of the morning. If I could get rid of it, I would. Period. Any concluding thoughts from you about the morning or anything that we've talked about today that I missed? I'm Allie Gally, petition to stop. The mornings. Stop the mornings. And the mornings, 2024. There you have it, y'all. This has been the morning show at night. My name is Manny Gusky. We're going to do a quick speed round of our favorite mornings ever. Go. Vacation mornings. Like a specific date. February the 12th. At the 2022 at 12. 12 noon. That's incredible. That is so, so incredible, y'all. Mornings are hated. Mornings are loved. But the one thing that's universal at mornings is that they happen. They happen every morning. You hate them. You love them. You despise them. You don't look forward to them. You listen to music. You listen to Roar by Katy Perry. It's all the same in the end. We're all here today at CCTV. We come here every morning, slash every night for mornings at night. Thank you all.