 A round of applause for the one and only Bradley Whitford, making his musical debut. We've been dating since high school. We never once left this town. We used to go out and we'd drink till we'd drink. But now she's acting funny. And I don't understand. I think that she's found her some other mind. She left me for Jesus. I just ain't fair. She says that it's perfect. He said last, if I ever find you in his ass. All I could do in his sandals with it long. Left me for Jesus. And I just...