 Shout out to Squarespace for sponsoring today's video. Hey, I want more subs. Oh my God. No. He's, he knows. Yeah, I don't feel like it. Fuck. All right. Thank you all the, all the subscriptions that I haven't been reading and I've been ignoring because I've been trying to fuck these guys. Dude, you just have to ask. Yeah, I know. Zach, we just got a surprise when he comes like Pax West or something. No, you open up the box and it's your dick. It's your dick in a box. Yeah. On top of a lasagna pizza. In a ring box? That's a really small dick. Ring box for pizza? Yeah, wait. No, no, I was doing a propose to him. Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't know how big your dick is. It could fit inside a ring box. I've offered and you've never answered. So, Alec, this is how it's going to start out, huh? You're just gonna blast my small peener. 15 seconds, by the way. I did turn down the timer. I can't make that a loud enough. Gotta go. Hey, what's up? Oh my God. Well, I'm going to see if I can utilize the grenade more often. I should never use it. Well, yeah, that works. Hey, what if you didn't? Beep, beep, beep. I was mostly trying to hit the clustered ones, but that works. I love it when you blast my small peener. Well, we're cool considering this is just an unfair moment. If it was my turn, that means I will have this chance. Several hundred. Fist in the lake. That's just like invincible. Yeah. Well, this isn't what I planned. Yeah, I can tell now. We've got to find the Krabby Patty secret formula. Robbie Patties. I can't do his voice. No, that was that was more like a. That was that was that. Hey, Peter, that's good to say. The poison goes goes poison goes goes poison. Oh, there's a lot of grenades going on this game. Yeah, well, we're trying out new things. All right, North Dakota. You are always my 13th least favorite state. There you go. I don't know how much damage that did, but it did stuff. I'm just going to come out now. He's stuck down here with me. Get out of my car. Come on. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim is during our divinity gameplay. Jim, Jim is the incarnate that Alex summons and then singled. He carries our victory. That's amazing. Yeah. Gordon cannot die. Every time, every time you say that, you get pretty up there. You dare God. Damn it. Oh my God. The fucking time and play. Toss Franklin Frank into the small door pit. God, the timer. I hate the timer. Frank is safe. Look at him dance. No, no, gobbler. No, but Oregon. I don't know anything about so fun to Peter's. Yeah. Oh my God. Peter's here. Oh, hey, look, he's back. You're back. Sponsor me bad dragon. Seriously, hook me up to use your products live. Good. You hit Smoldorf too. Smoldorf is fine. He's he's a tiny crevice. Let's just hang out. Let's just hang, bro. Nob, gobbler. So Fonda, you can do it. It was it was a good time. You can do it. Come on me. You can try and talk to me. Oh God. I hope that knocks you off. Oh, there you go. Well, so Fonda kills him. Oh my God. Is that going to kill? What's it like in Louisiana? The weather is awful. It's humid. The people are racist and there's nothing to do except Mardi Gras and then that's it. Well, there you go. Well, fuck that up a little. Anyway, time to hide. It's like Missouri, Mississippi. How? We just keep on putting them further back in the bunker. Texas. Was that was that fucking saying? Thank God for Alabama or was it something else? Because they're like lowest to everything. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Man, I have fucked myself. You know, sometimes you've got to beat your own meat. Yeah, definitely. So pretty far fucking worse for it to be worth it. Yeah, that's like the wind almost got a damn it. Now the wind actually you almost nailed it. Were you trying to get rid of finger breaking up? You hurt. I was I was trying to kill the elderly hurt. Oh my God. It's just his team on that entire fucking. Oh my God here. Hey, can you eliminate Captain Shield for us? He literally is trying to break up a romance that scares turns and does nothing else. Where? Right there. Hurry up. It's too late. You ran out of time. Gotta go. Oh my God. Well, you just killed your old guy. Whoa, whoa. Sometimes I must sacrifice one for the many. Holy shit. I just everyone's dead. Who always dies relatively double kill. You know, let's just kill Alec for a minute. I was planning on it. I was planning on doing it. We're freaking one of those two, but now they're dead. So I mean, so is Alex character. So yeah, I did all the work. There is a tiny hole and I have a baseball bat. Let's see where you go. You're going to overshoot. I don't need Pepsi, man. Well, you wouldn't hurt Clarence fingers. Yeah, we're lovers. Actually won't good. Okay. So what big brain thing is this about? Are you? Are you just going to fall off the goddamn level? Baseball bat GT. No, he's going after Jim Jam. He's going after Jim. He's going after Jim Jam. Five, four, come on. Why I was planning on doing one very special thing, but I was there was a deadline and I couldn't meet that deadline so I had to cancel it. It was really good. Thank you. Yeah, Jesus. Fuck that guy. Yeah. Hoorah. Sword and shield protect me, bitch. How careful right about right about there? Whoa. Perfect. Slap dunk baby swish fucking. Oh god damn that calculated. What are you looking for? I don't know. He's frantically. He's just frantically. You have 10 seconds by Jim Jam. Jim Jam lives. I didn't want to hurt Joseph's character. I appreciate that. Yeah, I know that will mean nothing in like five minutes, but Coast has New York City. No one likes that place. And we were on a team Pepsi man. No collateral damage for what? Mr. Bones is Jay's character. All of those were Jay and I. Sword and shield has sword and shield has no allegiance, not even to itself. I'm sorry. Mazdeck that you live in New York City. That's all I have to say. Fuck. Suicide. Well, you did probably get both of them still. Yeah, that was one of Alex's characters. Oh, okay. Suicide. That's good. That's cool. That happened. So we're still lovers. Yeah. Yeah, obviously. I have yet to do anything hostile. Hey, I'm what? No, no, no. I embrace. I wait. So we got to do. Do we got to do? You have to do. Yeah. Yeah, it's Captain Shield directly below you. I don't know how you're going to manage that. I fucked it. Honey, I fucked it. Honey, honey, no. Oh my God. Captain Shield is unscathed. The beef. He's being cooked. Yeah, it's a fucking sniper. Fuck you. Situation started. She'll protect me. God damn. I appreciate what I just did. Mostly agile weapon in the game. Bitch. That is the sneeze. You would never hurt the sneeze. We heard you from an air strike. You bitch. You have yet to piggyback that. Joseph. You're uninvited from a drunk Mario party. That's fine. I'll just not release the video. Oh, Zachary Zachary. You apologize right now. He's never going to. I'm done with that. Oh my God. It's almost been a year, Joseph. Yeah, I know. Only once each of you. Listen, here. All right. Here's here's how close it is, right? It will be it will be released this week. I will I will hold myself to that. All right, message. I like this week. Yes, this week. It's that close now that I finally cancel my big project and I've got more plate to put things on. This week. It's actually already out right now. Look, you can go watch me get drunk and cry of it. Hey, good job. You're my you're my new lover since fingers left me. Okay. Only Clarence though. Only Clarence only Clarence. You have to skip your turn. I'm sorry. We're in a lover's embrace. Let's see. Let me figure out how to use this. I I I I I I I liked the part where you missed. Come back to this. Did I? Oh, you didn't know you got this. You know what? I don't want to hit you. Oh, thanks to. Why are we all being nice to Joseph? Yeah, even though I went up there specifically to hit you. I appreciate it. And so why me? I don't know. I don't know what's happening. Is that? That's a very that's a ballsy shot with us. Is it? I guess. Yeah, it has to thread a needle. Pretty God damn. Oh, what the? This is not what I wanted. Oh, I tried to space to jump. You can read. I guess that's my turn. Clean it right? Hey, you want that? Just you can have it. Oh, thanks, man. Yeah, no problem, man. I'll finish the knob gobbler warfare. That infinity words next game. It is against you, but you do have a homing missile. You are going to shoot actively going. That was a perfect shot. Yeah, that's a direct hit there. How do I I'm sorry. Oh, you're not going to make it. I think you tried to early. There we go. Oh, see it. Oh yeah. Honing this hill. God damn it. Is for you knob gobbler. Well, Rob gobbler you were a champion amongst champions Overkill now remember the Garfield movie shout it to the Garfield movie Don't you love like CGI Garfield being held by not Seth Green God it's so much lighter than I think it is. They might hit Smyldon door for a little bit. Oh Oh No sponsor me bad dragon That's a hot dragon. No, you guys in transmission You guys know the chat You know the Garfield movie and you know the Garfield movie sequel Garfield a tale of two kittens where he goes to England and No, I don't Looking cat. Oh Yeah, the prince. Yeah, it was like the Queen's favorite cat a tale of two kitties kiddies Sorry, bro. I can't believe you're um actually No, no No, it's it's it's valid. I should have known I'm a fake Garfield fan Big fan real Garfield fans so I can take them down and I think he's voiced by Bill Murray. Yeah, he is that's the worst part No, it's the best part. I don't know you're talking about Bless you. Thank you. Welcome to the pit Svoldendorf now time to die No, I'm pretty sure head theater release that was actually borderline hate crime Damn Mr. Bones, I think we're going Jay a bit too much It's hard not to focus him when he blows himself up with a rock Oh, that's left is Svoldendorf and sponsored me bad dragon the real question is can you actually stream on twitch while being sponsored by bad dragon? I don't know So yeah, no, I I I actually read into it and So I totally could be I just can't like show it on camera or have like a Direct link to it So if I had an indirect link like a link to a page that links to that. Yeah, sure Wow, that's kind of dumb Why don't they just like that doesn't stop why do the rules don't stop you from linking to bad dragon then that's such a pointless Like that's a dumb loophole. I want to switch topics from bad dragon I guess which one of us is the cutest because we have to believe that one I've never seen Alec, so it's hard to know I do I do I think I have that and it's in my no disrespect But just like from the sound of his voice he sounds like he would be potentially the most handsome How the fuck do I fly? directional buttons Don't fuck it. Hang your name. He looks like he's having so much fun What is bad dragon? It's a dildo company not just oh, sorry sex sex toys. Sorry. It's a sex toys general sex toys with an emphasis on Scaly shit. Yeah, scaly dildos Aha, I'm protected No, you're not by my shield Although I'm lovers with Clarence. I'm not with the elderly so yeah, no You should not be a lover with all of the elderly. Oh, it will be honest Thank you, I pride myself in being the only person The only person who has fired rockets without full power Alex is gonna win just because he's completely out of the way I'm coming up. I want the world to know I want to meet my fans We have to eliminate tuna fish and Dragon Ball GT and Jim Jam. They're gonna live with the water race There he goes I'm sorry You can't beat me. I don't believe in Jesus You know This has been a good partnership, but I've never been a big fan of Dragon Ball There it goes You're you're voted off the island. I like how blursed would a wiggler dildo be I think it would be more cursed than blessed. It's the bad dragon sponsor Bad dragon jet man J streams in search schedule here. He doesn't have one. Oh Ladi Ladi Ladi Amazing There he goes This is my home F for that gamer. All right. What's this watch this clutch grenade, right? Just trying to find a an example of your group being What oh, yeah, I Had a tiny piece of debris knock it backwards. Oh my god. You did didn't you yeah Lieutenant's orders limited sword. It's lieutenant lieutenant. Yeah, he has an army structure going on for some reason because it's the wiggler army Why didn't you name them after your followers? Do you not love them? No? honest Sorry the matter-of-fact cutter Okay, I thought Jay was hard to root for but like he was lined up You could have just gone up there and hit him with a baseball bat and called it a day I couldn't you do I'm kidding. I love you chat. I'm sorry I was it was for the bit for it unless you are unsure and you would like to certainty you can you can Gain my love for five dollars a month to subscribe I got my followers. I love subscribers. Yeah, I just hurt 720 people's feelings. Yeah, I'm still small in this and can't afford Hello The situation has arrived. I think we should kill the situation. Oh, no, we are in love the elderly Now the elderly though. Yeah, that he's in a hole. How do they watch out or don't that's cool Oh close hanging on now It's just tomorrow My god, you're inches away from the water. Hey did low not tell you what to do or anything, but fuck What other things would you guys be okay with sponsoring anyone? I'm lonely You're lonely you're not even low on funds. You're just lonely. You just want some of the spots Where do I hit? You know what road I Know I like I like more casualties. You think this will kill anyone No, just what the hell is that a car bomb, baby? Oh, it's throwing car. Oh my god. Whoa Little carpets He's so dead He's got to be dead 300 damage Yeah, God carpet bomb Well, that's everybody up there gone Clarence. It's you and me I want to go live up top now. I didn't I want to be where the people are I don't want to be near these fucking idiots. They scare me with what's the word? Go Spice I would totally oh Dude if joke crap was able to do an old spice commercial That would be I would animate. I would animate the shit out of that old spice Let's hang out some more Are you my new lover? There goes right to you the one who literally didn't do nothing Nothing hey bowing. I know I work for you, but sponsor me too. Yeah, dude You could ask for a raise for the fact that you could give them more publicity. I Actually have no idea how much damages does I think it doesn't hit 30 flat. It had to happen. Yeah, that's understandable Yeah, I saw he's got a new Dating sim like honey honey pop style dating sim game where it's like Victorian I think it's like max gentlemen or something like that. Goodbye GT. I Put you down Come on shield. Oh Thank goodness, honey get up here, honey. Oh, that was close. So close one Come to clearance I'm safe. You're teleporting to captain shield, huh? Let's just all stack up and just drown together. I guess fuck wait. Is it all 1v1s now? Oh shit, it's warm be warm be warm be warm. Yeah, we're all teleporting up up top here So it's gonna get a cluster fuck going. Well, I'm pretty sure that's Clarence's turn. Hey, baby. Don't need him Are you cheating on me? I didn't say anything. I can't believe you're I think he's cheating on me I think he's cheating on you. I can't believe you don't even trust your own lover. Zach crazy. You know what? It's it's over And that's Oh Clarence is like the widow that kills their husband and then is like, oh my goodness how tragic when like the investigators there I had no idea. Well, here's the thing Clarence literally didn't do damage to fucking anyone And that murdered three people 2000 damage way to go Jay Yeah Oh My god what happened to your face? It's beautiful and if looks could kill you'd be under investigation for serial murder You know what you should do with your die-hard good looks you should make your own website to show it off using today's sponsor Squarespace, but what's that? 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