 My trousers are way too tight to do that, yo. So this weekend, first off, we're in Atlanta, the return of math half a man. I'm sure you've seen on the flyers, Instagram pics, videos, all that shit. We're going to be back at the Apache cafe on Saturday the 4th, Shasta Sunny and everybody else in the organisation of that. Main event of that, oh fuck it, I'm so out of breath, give me. The return of math, we're back at the Apache cafe, obviously. That's going to be so dope, man. We've got that. We've got the first ever street battle of two on two, whatever you want to call it. We've got John, John and Cyah Boy, got up against DJ, DNA, DNA and K-Shine, that's going to be fucking dope. We've got Nestle, Vosoul, all that good shit, man. That's our second ever event at Atlanta. Obviously on the Friday night as well, which is two days time, we have the free event, which is going to be at the Hangar, that's 7-12, it's over 18 as well, but it's completely free. We've got a lot of tryouts and newbies in the league and all that shit. That's it, that's our next DFUSA event, that's the April 3rd and the 4th. Then going back to the UK, we're going to be traveling back on the Monday to 6th. That pay-per-view is going to be up on Tuesday the 7th, and we've been getting a lot of tweets about that and everybody wondering when they can cop the Philly event. I can let you all know now it's going to be a joint pay-per-view, so we're not going to release them. A two separate one is going to be a joint pay-per-view for a very reasonable price. It's going to be out on Tuesday the 7th of April. You're going to be able to get every Philly battle and every Atlanta battle all in one package for a really, really good price. Then when we're back from there and we've got all the pay-per-view stuff out of the way, the next event coming up is obviously checkpoint number two. I'm sure if you've been watching any Dunkflop videos or if you've been liking a Facebook page or whatever, there's no way you can't have seen what's going on now. The main event of that, OSHA vs Luna C, obviously there's not too much more we can say about that battle really. You've seen all the blogs and whatever, it's going to be absolutely fucking legendary. I spoke to OSHA, I spoke to Luna, they're both going to go crazy in the battle, and trust me, it's obviously my birthday party as well, so I told them both. You ain't getting a single penny off me if you don't fucking annihilate the stage. And we can announce also for that event, we're bringing it back to my personal favourite... What a fucking waste! We're bringing it back to my and Dunkflop's personal favourite ever stage format, which is the pit format, but with the stage in the middle, like the most famous battle you're going to see in that in is Shorty Horror vs Arsenal, the Rebel, you know that battle, it's the most viewed Dunkflop battle. Anyone I've ever spoken to has said that's their favourite format, because you've got the gladiator feel to it, but then also you've got the raised bit in the middle, so wherever you're standing in the venue you're going to be able to hear. For checkpoint, we're not actually going to be using the lapels, we're going to be using overhead mics and mics placed around different corners of the stage as well, so the ambient sound is going to be so fucking crisp, because even sometimes with the lapels there's little issues with people get too hype and they start clapping their chest and whatever and it fucks it up and it ruins the recording. So yeah, we're going to have mics placed all over the room and on the stage so the sound is going to be crystal clear wherever you are. Tickets for that is £30, they're not going to go up in advance, there's no early bird, late, karma, middle, whatever, they're £30 advanced tickets until exactly two weeks before the event, which is only about 10 days away now, so you really haven't got too much longer to buy tickets. When it gets to two weeks before the event, however many we've sold, whether we've sold one or 200,000 or whatever, we're taking the tickets offline and also there's obviously a pre-order for the pay-per-view, which will be out later on, but you will be able to soon pre-order the pay-per-view if you want or if not, you can wait until Monday the 27th and you can order that as well. But yeah, checkpoint is obviously O'Shea vs Lunacy, we have the new title match because Tony's given up the title even though you beat Yunnan. We have C Major vs Soul for the title match, Shuffle T vs 100 Bullets, Big J vs Marv 1, Yunnan vs Gemini, you've seen the flyer, £30 in advance though, these £100 VIP tickets really have been selling really well as well, like I can't give enough thanks to everybody who's been buying these VIP tickets off us, it's really, really helping us put together the next USA tour that we're doing later on in the year, which I'll tell you about in another vlog. But yeah, if you want to get the VIP, you get so much that comes of that shit, you get a Beanie, a checkpoint official checkpoint t-shirt, not a Don't Flop t-shirt, a Don't Flop checkpoint t-shirt, you get a signed poster from all the MCs, you get a professionally taken photograph with Luna and the other battlers, if you want to have that in the VIP area, you get access to the VIP balcony, which is the best view in the house, it's a new part of Ministry of Sound, they've just very recently made, and you just get a load of other shit. I have to apologize to all the fans and leads, because I know when we were at birthday 6.5, I announced on the mic that April Fool's was going to be in Leeds because we had every intention of it being in Leeds, but unfortunately, we had some issues with the venue that we intended to use, and it just isn't going to work out anymore for that date, because one, we couldn't even do it in April anyway, we wanted to do it in April, every place we wanted to book was actually booked up for April, so it's actually going to be made at 16th, but it's no longer going to be in Leeds because, like I said, we had some fuck ups, and it's going to take too long to sort those out, so it's much easier if we just relocate it back to London. So I do apologize to everyone in Leeds that was looking forward to April Fool's, because I was really looking forward to taking it to somewhere new for one year or whatever, but it's going to be back in London. I'm not sure the venue right now, but it will most likely be one of our normal East or South London venues, you know, the normal names. It's going to be very, very good, no confirmed matchups I can tell you about yet, because we haven't really done too much about it, because we've been focused on a checkpoint, but it's going to be in May, it's going to be called May Fool's, you see what we did there, some crazy bad bar Esquire play, May Fool's, because I said April was just, April's too crazy, I want to do a Pedro Mirror match, and I know a lot of people have suggested that, a lot of people want to see it. The two battles I would like to do at April Fool's is the Pedro Mirror match and Dots vs Tony D freestyle battle. So they're my two ideas, we've got loads of other room, but you know, so anyway, that's 16th of May in London, keep a look out for that. After that, the next event coming up is going to be beat fighter two, now if you remember beat fighter one, we had Natural Dots, Rayman, Young May, Scurms, Raptor, loads of other dope battles. That was beat fighter, that was last August, it's been a while since we've done one. Now, we haven't got a location for this yet, we're looking to do it in Bristol, so shout out to all the fans in the Southwest, because you always come out in your fucking hundreds, and you're one of the rowdiest crowds you've got. So I'm hoping to do it in Bristol, but it might not, but keep a look out for that. The main event of that one is going to be Dots vs Raptor, which we just confirmed, like yesterday or whatever, that's going to be a crazy, crazy main event. We're looking to do some grind battles, some hip hop ones, and put them all in one event, all on beat, all three round on beat battles. So that's May 23rd, and coming up after that is the Amsterdam card, now this is looking fucking crazy so far, that's the 6th of June in Amsterdam, I'm trying to let you all know the date as early as possible, because I know even though Amsterdam's quite cheap and I'm hoping to see a lot of you out there, I know it takes a lot of planning to get abroad and whatever, so it's the 6th of June, 100% the venue is confirmed, we're going to dam, we're going to be flying out for like a week or whatever, come for just a day, the whole weekend, do whatever the fuck you want, because as soon as the event's done, man, like we ain't going to be on some diva shit, we're always going to be doing what most people do and dam, and just, you know what I mean, raving our balls off and having a lot of fun. So please come out for the whole weekend, like, great, yeah, you know, it's going to be a real good fun, man. The main events of that, we have Archaic Vustosaurus, it's going down, we have Big J Vust, Duck Bag Dan, and Osha Vust, Henry Bowers, they're the three battles I'll tell you for now, ArcSaurus, Big J, Duck Bag Dan, Osha, Henry Bowers, and like I said, man, it's going to be a weekend, it ain't going to be some normal don't flop thing where we finish at, you know, 9, 10 p.m. and then no one's really got anywhere to go and we're going to be fucking around, like as soon as the event's done, we're going to be partying for two, three days straight. Coming up after that, we have the boat party that we're doing in collaboration with Fresh Island Festival and Shore Beach, it's called Shore Beach. We're doing the Monday of the festival, it's like a week long thing, we're going to be on the Monday. Now we have our own boat party that we're doing in collaboration with Trap 9.3, which is the dope night from London. Make sure you go to that if you've never been to it before. So shout out to all of the promoters that are involved in this boat party. We have Una La Vos Vos, Enigma, Ceaseline Vos Brucie, which is going to be an on-beat battle. Then we have Bamalarm and Impact Vos Heretic and Danny Jack, that's going to be like the war of the lighties they're calling it, man, like there's just going to be so many texts not replied to in that battle and fucking Tinder's getting swiped, no, and whatever. It's going to be lightly mad and it's out there in Croatia, man. So yeah, that's it. They're the three battles we've got for now. We've got, we've probably got to throw a couple others on as well as the year goes on, but they're the main events. So same thing, if you want to get your tickets to the Croatia boat party in the description to this video, there's going to be a link to the main video for that boat party, and then the ticket link is going to be in that. So just go to the description, click on the video, go on the ticket link and you'll be able to buy your tickets. Next blog I'm going to do, I'm going to tell you all about the summer because we've got so much dope shit planned for the summer, like don't flop USA volume, what would that be, three or four, or whatever, we have a huge thing coming up with that. I'm going to let you know about, we have some festivals, we have massive events, we have a new compliments battle that we're now working on which is just going to like blow the roof off the scene when people find out about that. And coming up as well, to the end of the summer, we're going to have the Earl roast that we haven't got in any details to really tell you about that, but we'll talk about that in the future. At some point in the summer of 2015, there will be the Earl roast. It's going to be an international panel, not just UK, it's going to be a multi-racial, maybe multi-sex, multi-nationality, fucking, multi-everything, maybe some fat people, some skinny, some... What's your preference? Are we going to have gays? Mainly gays. Mainly gays. Mainly gays because I feel more comfortable around gays, you know, more... So I'll get the invite then. Yeah, so we're going to have a mainly gay, mainly black, mainly overweight panel. Yeah, and mostly women. I want female black overweight women and me, which is obviously the kind of thing that I think about in bed most nights. And that's going to be the Earl roast. Well, I said, when we have dates, locations, this ain't going to be an event either. All I can say about that is it's not going to be like some shitty little thing. We're going to toss together in the break of an event. It's going to be its own thing. So it's not going to be part of a don't flop event. It's going to be a don't flop, the Earl roast, and that is all the event's going to be. And you can buy your tickets to that thing. And yeah, once you know about that, we're back. But we're here in Philadelphia. It's fucking great. Thanks to everybody in Philly that came out to the event. It was really, really, really good. Thanks to everyone that's going to come to Atlanta. Hey, forgot something. It's such a hurry to leave the steps. I actually have got a crazy part of the vlog. Yo, so we're still in Philly. We're like five minutes from the rocky steps and we're about to go get a cap home. Forgot something quite important. It's a little bit of personal information for you there. You know, just throw it all in. Yo, so we're back at the skate park because obviously you don't feel at home for whatever reason. But yeah, to the point, the thing I forgot to say was about checkpoint. Quite important thing actually is a new announcement for checkpoint as well. Not only with the VIPs and the 30 pounds or whatever, anybody that buys a ticket for checkpoint, you get put into like a raffle or whatever you want to call it, to come to a secret and private training day's event on the Sunday. Now the Sunday is my actual birthday. The event's on the 25th. Sunday the 26th is my actual birthday. So we're making sure the event's real, real good because I ain't cosign and I whack fucking event on my birthday. No way, fuck that. So yeah, on the Sunday, it's going to be a private event. We're not going to publicly announce where the venue is. All I can say is it's going in central London. It's a venue we've never used before. It's an amazing location, amazing view. It's just going to be real, real dope, trust me. The only way you're going to be able to get entry to this event is if you come to checkpoint on the 25th. There's only 100 person capacity for this place. I can't stress that enough but we're not even going to give 100 tickets out because we've got to get the battlers and the staff in there and the guests as well. So we'll probably only end up giving out about 75 tickets to this event. It's going to have all the other training day's events we've had so far and the office Christmas party, like freestyle battles, like one-on-ones, two-on-twos, whatever, a load of off-the-cuff shit on the day. But it's going to be really, really good. So like I said, that's another incentive for you to get those checkpoint tickets. We've sold so many checkpoint tickets so far. The capacity of Ministry of Sound is 1,000 but we have no intention of selling that many because it will just be disgusting and sweaty in there if we have that many. So there is going to be a point, wherever day it is, if we sell too many, we're just going to stop and say that's enough. All of you out there who've bought VIP tickets so far, you all have guaranteed entry. Those of you who've just bought normal tickets, you'll be putting a raffle and then when we email you, if you chose, if you want a ticket, you can accept it. If you can't come on a Sunday, just let us know and we'll give it to someone else. So that's basically it. Shouts to the skaters in the background who are doing it, exactly as I told them to do it. Shouts to everybody who made the rocky steps, exactly how I wanted them to be for this blog. And big out of the city of Philly of having us out, don't have a lot of fucking day. Let's go.