 I've never experienced a Black Friday that was like violent. I remember in high school, dude, Black Friday was sick. Like just seeing like people just all around the shopping centers, like ants walking from store to store, like the world like felt so alive, but it felt like, you know, in season of mastery, you know, whenever like a fresh classic serve pops up, it feels like that, like a bunch of level ones are just running around everywhere. Dude, I tweeted about this actually. I tweeted about my Black Friday opinion. And then somebody responded and it was like, people who work retail don't have the same opinions year. Like I'm sure they would. I'm like, bro, I worked retail in high school. I worked retail when it was like at its peak. Works retail one year, quote, I worked retail. I didn't work retail for only one year. You idiot. I worked retail for only three months. Jesus. Come on, man. Then I got fired. That I roll connection can have weird effects. Wait, what? Wait, what? Dude, that is insane. That was so wild. I want to watch it again. Isn't that weird? The clip is so good. Dude, I don't know how this doesn't have way more upvotes. This is insane. Toast calls out a viewer who cannot afford a sub. Toast, I want a sub, but it's expensive, sad. Bro, is $5 expensive to you? Can you really not give me $5? Because if that's the case, let me gift you a sub right now. There you go. Enjoy. I would never, I would never gift a sub to anybody. That'd be terrible. Actually, on Hassan's dating advice. Hassan's chat advice doesn't work ever. Hassan's advice on dating is dog shit. You know why? Because sometimes, this is just the reality, dude. When you're hot, it's just a totally different set of rules, dude. If you're a good-looking guy, it's just entirely 10,000% different. It's not even the same thing. Why would you, like, why would you? Oh, shit, it's true. The guy has the looks of a fucking Marvel Greek god, OK? Oh, yeah, it's the same thing, yeah. AFK, and eat a booger, and you'd lend the date. He would fuck on first date, going AFK on a date. So what if I care what he says and what he does? What he doesn't have to do, shit. League streamer recognizes Soda Poppin. The fact that if you donate all your pocket money for that month to him. I know, like, at least two of them. So I know that this girl is Genity, because she makes cool streams, so I know this one. I don't actually know this. I don't know this. I don't know this. What? Poggyman, of course. I don't know this. This, I think, is Soda Poppin, but I don't know what exactly is it. This girl is like the one that says bad things, but she can get away with it because she has, like, a thingy. The fact that Bogdan listens to an ad. She has a thingy. Here we go. Oh, thank you. I'll hold my arm. Oh, since CMS don't get charged for a hundred foot. We don't charge people for medical, but I do charge people to listen to an ad. OK. If only the world was less like this, I could use a smoke. Hey, put that out and more like this. I could use a smoke. You murderer, I might have children one day. Smoking kills unless you kill first. Wait, wait, what? Dude, why does this always happen to poke? How do these alerts always manage to be perfectly timed? If only the world was less like this, I could use a smoke because he starts smoking before. I could use a smoke and do it even the timing of the click and it gets tiny. Use a smoke. You murder. How does it happen first? If you're around a smoker, you will die. Smokers may look relaxed and like you're having fun. Don't believe it. Vote yes on Proposition 421. It's an ad from the EMT. That's what I'm saying. That's what makes it crazy. The EMS is playing the ad. I know and that's why it's funny. It's not funny. Okay. Mimi updates the camera angle. Mimi is a leech. Mimi is a leech. It's because I'm smoking. I give up. I give up. Kept hoping this beautiful bastard would walk in. True. I want train to come back and visit so bad. Where has he been? He's just decided to ride along. Bunch guy. Of course. Cornwood, you motherfucker. Wait, what does McConnell do? You're the whole time you caught sucking fuck. That's McConnell. What happens to him? Wait, McConnell cut his hair. What do you got for me, Cornwood? Donuts. You better show me what you have in stock right fucking now. Oh, I can buy some grain. Wait, did they add this NPC in here and they use the Cornwood model? Cornwood at the farm? You can buy grains from him? This would age like fine wine. POV, you're watching Amaranth. Dude. Paul, the husband of the Holy Esfand, it stopped growing on Holy Agzum this month. We're facing consequences. Lord Esfand after the sub-a-thon. I do want to do a sub-a-thon and a million follows. That Tom Brady guy seems good. Side of H, Tom Brady. We have exhausted all superlatives to describe how well he has played and for so long. Dude, what'd you guys think of last week's Luke Goblins? Like he crossed it. It's gonna be the last thing you ever do. Good, very good, very good. In honor of the Cowboys lost to the Raiders, I present this honorary pin to Esfand on behalf of the Offliners. Dude, I was like, man, I was so convinced the Cowboys were gonna come back.