 New to Doctor Who? Let me fill you in. A time-travelling, grumpy grandfather who mellows over time thanks to his companions. The Cosmic Hobo who introduced Regeneration, the Sonic screwdriver, and Squatland! Confined to Earth, making gadgets, chopping the master, and looking damn good doing it. Goofy Sirius, one-of-a-kind but definitive, all somehow describe him. And you already own, or want to own, the scarf. A nice young chap who has served some of the hardest decisions any Doctor has ever faced, leading his companions to the brink of insanity, or an early grave. Starts out manic, but ends as a stern but unlovable figure. Colorful? Yes. Carrot juice? Disgusting. The world is his chessboard and everyone is his pawns. The magical Merlin who likes question marks just a little too much. Done literally everything multiple times. Some is hard to define, but goddamn, his voice is silky smooth. He's seen war but he's still chipper. Lover of Bananas? Hater of the Queen? What a king. You know him, you love him, the king of the modern show. Well, allergy? Avantia! Like he needs describing. More quirks than you can shake a Sonic at, and hair floppier than him when river's not round. This baby-faced old man is allergic to normal neckwear. The most perfect of castings, the magician with the attack eyebrows, he is the Doctor. She then remembers she can become anything, so she became another gender, full of childlike wonder that hides many secrets. So hear me out, it's Tenen, but again. I don't know what the hell is going on here, but I can't wait.