 Zach come in the opening shot. Yeah, like a prayer an opening prayer Okay, may you give us the strength to do the show and also? One two three take off Zach's clothes Didn't work is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Little episode getting pre-recorded cuz as you watch this we're in Milwaukee Oh doing baseball and shine stay love Milwaukee. I've been here now for a day, and I'm loving it I love being out here with these uh these nice people of Milwaukee. We're in Milwaukee attuned you out Start to start nice haircut. How are you in five days? How are you nice haircut? Do you think it looks better in five days or worse? Yes? I was just gonna say on Monday I'm gonna post a picture of like the haircut five days in that's when you're always most confidence about a haircut right now Look tight. My hair is a it's a real surviving looks like it's starting What do you want to talk about first the Little League World Series is on Jake and I? Door the Little League World Series. I am a big fan. I like watching it I actually think that it's this is a hot take When I never mind all right. Thanks for the hot take Jim this kid Jackson Kailor yeah five two one of six similar to you He says that his special talent is that he can cook a minute rice in 58 seconds So that's tricky for me that kid is either hilarious or not funny at all, and I don't know I don't think it's his joke. You think that's been done. I think it's a hand-me-down joke from my kids dad Also, what does this mean that you just hit the microwave two seconds early or he said it at 58 Why is this kid cooking rice? He's 12 When how old were you the first time you cooked rice for yourself, bro? 24 I was gonna say 25 for me. Yeah, what a boring thing to cook Yeah, I think I'm out on no, but you can't hate him cuz they're kids What would you say as little kid? I think I would have tried to push the limits at that age like favorite school subject And if I could have said like sports sports and see if anyone flinched at that I think that would have been a pretty good 12 year old joke, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what about you, dude? Mine would have been like Favorite subject probably English English what are like a fun fact for you like how about that time that you thought your wiener was Ted turned orange, but it was actually you just masturbated after eating Cheetos You could told that story. That's not true But now think of a true story that pushes the boundaries that maybe we could tell on here and I can confirm or deny That time you shit on your sister That's I got boring after a minute Jimmy. Let's go to almost a break down baseball. Lip baseball lip Savannah bananas are coming down the stairs Savannah Bananas are coming in your hair. We had something something about Mary Jim. I know movie bad movies How much you like this movie something about Mary good movie? That's right something this Vanna bananas that made you Enjoy what happened because these are a couple things that you like to see happen together Well one we love this Vanna bananas were big fans Biko does the play-by-play does a ton of funny stuff They're doing like ASMR post-game interviews are a bunch of funny stuff They had the third baseman miked up and the third baseman predicted the play and May I let you know that he did not predict the play? He manifested the play You have to envision what would happen if the ball came to you you're a big manifest kid Oh, you got a manifest. I can't tell the percentages of real and fake. Okay. Well, did I had to get this kid manifest that or not? 100% yes, I would guess you're 10% real 90% fake in the man. Interesting. Yeah, interesting. I don't think you're correct Okay, what are you at? I'm not gonna tell you okay Anyway, the kid at third base manifest that the ball is gonna come to him that is gonna sidearm throw it to first for Out and then it happens like immediately. It's a really good play. It's not easy play It's a hard play and my favorite part is I'm gonna play right now right after it gets hit He lets out like an excited squeak. Yeah Like it's about to happen. Yeah, it just happened. That's my favorite part So good for a good job by the Savannah bananas. They're so much fun Like we have a video on this channel of us going to one of those games go watch it a kid hit on stilts but Jake they were playing the making bacon and Your I don't talk about you're not a making bacon fan. I'm so Savannah banana. I can't even Did you just think about the making vacans and you almost gagged? I can't and Jim The good news is we have another. Oh my god. Are you thinking about bacon again? We have another bacon story, but first this ad brought to you by we'll have an ad today John Boy media buy a shirt for once in your life Frickin losing. They're both John Boy shirts. This one you can't buy this one That's marketing. This is you have to visit the office and be a size that we have available take that all back You blur his whole entire body Only does that. That's funny. Yeah, Jim Carnival cruise lines. No free ads. They enact a fleet-wide limit on Carnival cruise line is temporarily moving to an every other day being in schedule as it at its buffets Yeah, they're running out of bacon. Can you read the quote at the bottom? It's so funny Can you just read it as if you're the action I'm going to read it as I'm someone that works with car I'm like a podium of a cruise and he's reading this as the actual guy We are having some challenges sourcing bacon at the moment. No, the next one is another quote The next let's keep the next one gone. This is just a genuine problem that we as a company have That cracks me up man. This is real problem that we're dealing with because that's why guys stopped laughing They're not they're out of bacon This is how many people are canceling the trip like they're actually It's it's carnival cruise line if there's any bacon Enthusiasts the amount of people that go on a carnival cruise and don't eat bacon Zero 90% of the people on a carnival cruise are gonna eat bacon every day So this is a huge issue How many people 94 how many couples? Yeah are having genuine debates? Oh How many are bringing their own bacon sneaking their own bacon? I don't like that This is huge news. I know we don't get serious here a lot Okay, this show is called the weekly dumb black and white if you're bringing bacon with you on a carnival cruise like check in Because that's not what it's about. Oh Jake loves the next story. Yeah, there's this walrus in Ireland His name is Wally the walrus, which I like but also that's probably the number one walrus name and we probably need to Diversify, you know, like okay all the walruses are probably like what did they name you and like wallie wallie or Walter Yeah, all of them are getting named the same thing this walrus is so big and It just likes to be floating and it's sinking ships. No, it's a killer walrus joke They should say William walrus because William Wallace. I'm William Woolis William walrus is hilarious and it's the same so I think it's been done Oh, I'm sure it has but like wallie and Walter have way too much squeeze on the market Jim. I do Love this story. We need to stop the walrus from sinking our ships. So let's make him a couch. I will always Be on the side of that. Oh, yes, Wally. Yeah wall II the Disney movie top three impression for me Zack knows Yeah Oh Where's our two people are gonna think Zach fucked with that that was real where's our 2d2 getting shot on your Where do you think that lands on your list? It's top 10. I've got a buddy. That's better at our 2d2 So that's always gonna be in my head. Oh my god, not even the best you know What about like a duck trying to find out you know, I have to learn an impression from someone Just have natural a duck don't do trying to fly this right, but cannot fly don't do that impression for Zach Like we said we're Milwaukee, so It's the employee of the week It's the employee of the week is the employee of the week is the employee of the way is the employee Oh Okay, good job by us. I think that's our first-ever win Congratulations happy Monday employee of the week goes to Jake and myself Mondays I hate Monday just another man Nick Monday What are you reading I just wanted you to read this line Out loud right about below my fingers. There's it's just a couple words Just the three words. Yeah about yourself. It's not about me. Who do you think it's about the words say you're so helpless? That book is not about me when I heard them. I thought about you Dude sometimes you are helpless everyone is I'm just more than a lot of people hands bound thrown in the deep end helpless That's pretty heavy