 Hello there, this is the family doctor was certainly a fine lunch, Lou. Oh Was it grand? Yes. I dearly love mushrooms who as you know I do don't you honey? Yes That's why when you telephone me you are coming for lunch. That's why I'm eating. Well, it was certainly thoughtful of you And it's lemon meringue pie. I thought you'd like that too. I should say Grant, yes, honey. Just why did you come home for lunch today? Alright, I often come home for lunch, Lou. Here you know that I don't know anything of the kind You haven't been home for lunch for over a month. What got into you today? Well, I Just happened to be up around this neighborhood in it, you know over to the wind now that won't do either Grant You've telephoned me from your office. You were coming home Well, what in the name of goodness are you laughing at? I don't see anything funny in my asking Well, it was just that I was thinking of thinking. Yeah, nobody could ever fool any woman for long least of all you Well, all right now. Come on. That's up. Why did you come home today? Well, I'll tell you honey You see I am I kind of thought that well You know, we don't get much enjoyment out of life the excitement, you know, it's grand Adam You come to point now. What are you trying to say? Well? All right, Lou. I'll tell you There's a carnival in town. Oh, I Knew it was something like that. How did you know because you acted just like that when the circus was in theaters in last spring Well anyway, that's it honey Hey, do you think you'd mind going over there tonight with me? Why of course not great You know, I always go along wherever you want to go. Well, I sort of thought you might not mind Well, I'd best be getting back to the office. I guess Where's my hat right where you left it on the corner of the sofa? Oh You'd better have dinner ready at six honey, then we can get an early start for the corner All right, we can plan to leave the house by at least a quarter to seven fine fine Well, goodbye, honey, and thanks for planning to go with me tonight. All right, Grant. Goodbye Little does he know that I've been planning all along to go to that carnival I Have got a confession to make to your grant you have Well, come on. What is it? I knew there was a carnival in Cedarton tonight all the time Well, well, I guess there's just not any use trying to fool a woman at all You women folk always know everything Did you did you kind of want to go to the carnival too, honey? Yes, I did We haven't been to a carnival since grand jr. Left for college. I'll bet that's right. Yeah, it sort of makes me feel like a young man again Well, I must say you're easily satisfied If it just takes a little carnival to make you feel young again, what would you feel like with a great big circus? I had a letter from junior's wife today, Grant. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll let you read it when we get home I just want to see if you can read between the lines what I think I read What's the matter something wrong? Well, I'll let you read it and you can tell for yourself. All right, honey Well, here we are Say you'd never know that this was the corner of Walker and me. Who would you I should say not looks just like the city Where we go first though, what do you say Grant? Well, you know, I have always liked those a fairy not fairy wheels grant Whatever they are. I like them and they've got that one here. Well, goodness. I can see it can't I? All right, come on. Wait a minute, honey. What's the matter? Oh, look, here's it. Well, here's some kind of a show here Let's grab a bin here first. Good and Adam. I can see that picture. You're not you're not going in there Well, all right, honey, just as did you say What does she eat for breakfast? I shall tell you my friend one full wash basin of oatmeal slab of bacon and one dozen large a Wash down with no less than one gallon of coffee Flavoured will have a pound of sugar and a quart of cream No wonder she's large and you wonder when you step inside and witnesses a starling array of humanity and startling representatives of the animal kingdom that awake George Scrooge may lose Excoing there and see those people that man's talking about. Oh The cost of 20 things. Come on. All right, mister We'll take a couple of tickets and sir and remember if you're not satisfied, it should be glad to refund your money Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary. Come on, Lou Grand What's the matter honey? What in the world is that thing? Three-headed calf discovered in the wilds of deepest South American jungles What are they trying to do to us? Why that just isn't physiologically possible. It is the right That's all but I never was a creature like that. I just won't believe it. But Grant there it is I don't care. I don't care what they say South American jungles or South African or South Australian or anything Things like that just don't happen. Come on. Let's go All right there. Yes, did you say That's what's the trouble mister something wrong with the exhibit I should say there is that three-headed cat me in there Why I've never heard such an outrage. How do you expect saying intelligent folks to swallow anything like that? How did you ever put a thing like that together? You ain't dr. Adams. Are you? Yes? I am and I want my money back. But he said I get it. The boss said you might raise Dickens about that cat. Well, let me show you this mister. What's that? Well, I'll tell you a secret that three-headed cat didn't come from the South American jungle Yeah, I thought so. Well, but we don't want the public to know about it And I think you'll help us keep our secret Because that cat is really it does have three heads and it was born right here in Dunlap County But you can't put a thing like that. Oh, what did you say? I was born on the farm of one Jacob Bank Kirk ten miles east of seated. What? Hey, Kirk, here's an affidavit to prove it. Oh, well Well, I can't believe it. I've never known anything. It's all come on Lou. Let's get out of here You want your money refunded my friend? No, no, come on Lou What are you laughing at? Are you laughing at me? Oh, no, of course not dear. I'm laughing at that poor man back there thinking he could fool you You're laughing at me. Well, never mind. I'm not always wrong Well, where do you want to go next? Well, let's take a ride on the merry-go-round. It's right there, Grant Right round that corner. I can hear it. Merry-go-round. Oh, no, honey, not a merry-go-round. Why not pray? You want to go on a ferris wheel? I know, but they're different Merry-go-round always make me dizzy. Dizzy? Oh, I see. And ferris wheels don't, is that it? Well, yeah Anyway, I don't feel so good right now. After looking at that cat. Yes. What? Oh Come on. I see something over here. I want to take a look at. What is it? This man over here with the walnut shells. I want to watch him come back here for a minute or two. Don't go any closer, dude. I want to watch him from here. Oh, my God. All right. There is a little pee. Can you tell me little boy? We don't have to say anything. Just point it to it. That's it. This terrible little lad, tell him the pee. Now, I'll try it again. Would anybody care to wait at this speed? A perception against my crispness of motion? I'll try anything once, folks. And if a bright young lad like this one here can solve the mystery of the little pee Surely any one of you will be able to. Well, what about you, sir? Oh, he's trying to get Driftmiller to bed with you. Oh, all right. Don't mind the Purdue. There's two bits, sir. I can find it. Two bits? The only gentleman says. All right, folks. Now, I'll praise little pee this time under the second shell. And now I move the shells back and forth, back and forth and again, and again, and back and forth, and there you are. Now, grandpa, where's the little pee? Sir, right there. Ah, but you're wrong, sir. Here it is under this one. Well, you fool. Driftmiller couldn't see through that trick. Well, did you see through it? Of course, of course I saw through it. And I'm going up there by the dollar and bust that fellow's game wide open. Grant, don't you do it now. All right, honey. Come on up with me. Stand by me. Here, you. Ah, another comer. Are you willing to risk your powers of perception against my long hard years of pain, sir? Long hard years of training fiddle sticks. I saw how you did that trick. And here's a dollar that says I did. This dignified gentleman talks like a gambling man. Well, sir, there's two dollars to your one that says you didn't. Shall we begin? Any time you like. All right, then. Folks, watch me carefully. I wouldn't want to be in the position of dipping this gentleman here. Now, I place this little pee under the third shell. No, you don't. What's that? You place it where I want you to place it. Now, put it there under that second shell again, just like you did the last time. Well, all right. Just as you say, there. The little pee goes under the second shell. Now I move the shells to and fro back and forth, back and forth and again and again. And there we are. Now, sir, under which shell do you say the pee resides at the first moment? Under that one, the first. And I lift the first shell. The little pee is absent. But under the second shell, there's a little pee. Sorry, sir. Now, let's get out of here. I have much time before I move on to the other side of the glass. Lou, please don't laugh at me. Oh, Grant, you look so funny when the little pee wasn't under the first shell. Where are we going now, Grant? Home. Home. But you didn't have your ride on your ferry wheel. I bother the ferry wheel. I'm going home and read that letter from Grand Junior. And if another carnival ever comes to Cederton again, please keep me under an anesthetic until the thing moves on to our sister city at Dunlap, which is the family doctor. I'll be in to see you again right soon. Oh, bye.