 Greetings, everyone. This is James P. Madonna of Megalife 21 and Progressive Discussions. And before I go on to do my next video talk show, I am stopping by from my immediate area off Route 17 South in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey, the one and only, the famous Bendick Steiner, as seen on the Jerry Seinfeld Netflix series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. That's right. It is in my close area and I love it here. Outstanding food, outstanding coffee, and I will go in soon before I go on to do my next show. James P. Madonna of Megalife 21 and Progressive Discussions here. And aside from the famous Bendick Steiner in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey, Route 17 South, right behind the famous Teterboro Airport where everyone with private jets lands who wish to visit New York City. We are right next door, directly next door to the famous Bananas Comedy Club in the Holiday Inn on Route 17 South in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey. And there it is. The famous Bananas Comedy Club with a very highly rated Gabriel's Restaurant. Okay, here's a customer at this establishment that took all these packets of salt, but he did not use them obviously. What is the logic in here of this? What is going on in America today? Look at this. Look at this. Unused packets of salt. Why on earth did he take all these packets of salt? You know what? I got an idea. Execution by Pickling. Put people in huge vats of vinegar with spices. Death by Pickling. How's that sound? Oh, I missed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at his hair. It's not even brushed. That's a professor. Maybe he idolizes Albert Einstein and wants to look like him. I think Einstein didn't even care about tying his shoelaces. Well, you know, usually, brilliant people are very eccentric. I don't know why, but you know. So I can't get over that. The State of Pennsylvania alone reported 300 predatory priests and the Vatican has been covering it all up. Just Pennsylvania. And what it doesn't surprise me that it was reported to the Vatican and nothing was done about it. They had the Attorney General for a purpose. Yeah, on CNN today, I was listening to the Pennsylvania Attorney General. And what's his name that used to sit here? Ed Sullivan. Oh, oh, oh, wait a minute. How dare you? Be smirks, though. Excuse me. Well, what's worse is when people end up being above the law. Anybody. My favorite John McCain joke that Senator Lindsey Graham stated was what's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking creature, and the other one's a fish. That was pretty good. That was cute. Or he should have really said what's the difference between a politician backslash lawyer? One is a fish, yeah. That was good, man. That was good. But he had a lot of cute jokes, you know, like Yogi Berra used to have. I think he needs a haircut. I think he needs a mole cut, not just a hair cut. Yeah, and the words of Eileen. I come here every day by 3.15 p.m. I cleaned out my room. How many things did you throw out, Eileen? Two things. I go, what about all the junk in your purse? No, no, no. No, she's a, what do you call a hoarder that can't be cured? Chronic? Oh, it's like a pathological liar. I think the amulet will be a refreshing thing to... Will Eileen ever be cured of her hoarding? Like a lot of hoarders. So her purse will always be full of garbage. Could you imagine what her apartment looks like? I don't know, this guy looks fairly clear, but it's still pretty damn neat. So if she comes here every day in theory, that means what she says about her brother might not be true. Oh, your brother has power of attorney then. If he signs your checks, right? Or whatever, pays your bills, right? I don't know. So if she does drive to Rochelle Park, what is she going to do? Bring her brother with them? They're going to say, who are you? That's my sister. Why are you here? He's going to have to say no. That has to be filled out in a legal form. Somebody has financial power of attorney. How does she sign things with an ex like a hillbilly? Yeah, I'm coming out. I missed the days when CNN used to be on over here. I went to the hospital for a CAT scan today. When I was in one area, they had Fox on. It seemed so sweet. I went to another area, CNN was on. What a world difference. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's satire. You know what it's like, the national inquire or something? It's a joke. And you know a lot of people. But did you know this dude, well, he's a Trump supporter. He said that Fox News is real news. I said, are you serious? I think they say things just for ratings. Well, they're not good. But they do hire very good looking young women with big breasts. It doesn't matter. What do you think CNN are? Well, yeah, well, they hire qualified people. Yeah, but some damn good looking too. Yeah, you're right. You're right, except the breasts are bigger on Fox. So what? Well, guys, it's like a car dealer commercial. Guys go, I know, I know. Guys go Gaga or that sort of thing. One of the guys moved away. You know the New York barbershop, the two Moroccan guys? The tall one is the only one left. And he's got like a lot of people waiting in there. No, I mean, I waited because I thought the other guy was coming back. He says, oh, he moved. I says, you mean you're alone? I said, you better find somebody good just like you. Carbon copy of him. He moved. He moved. That's what I thought. I honestly were. I thought they were. I like the job they do. But, you know, not if you have to sit there for... Where's the nearest supercuts to you? Panera break? Oh, the other, the other strip mall. Oh, by Lowe's. Okay, so you have to make a U-turn. You have to be by the Fiesta Hut. You have to make a U-turn. Oh, Balavia Buick, okay. Yeah, you are better off going to France. Yeah, and you don't get, and you don't get haircuts that often. You know, you get it short. Yeah, I mean, not as short as me, but you get it short and then you color it. Believe me, he's not happy about being stuck. He told me that. I says, I'm really surprised because both of these are excellent. He says, oh, he moved far away. Maybe that's what he says he moved far away. Maybe they had a falling out. Yeah. Actually, actually human, actually hair in general is... I don't know, I never went there. Yes, I, I, somebody mentioned he, he's the one in heights down further. I don't know, somebody told me it was good, but you can't go by one testimonial. You know, I mean, I, I used to go to Chez, Chez Vincent, but he retired. He was in, on the Boulevard in Hasbrook Heights. He's an older man, but he was good. I don't know. Never, I know where Anton's is. Never been in there. Oh, really? I don't know. Then there's another one on the other side of the bull, on the corner on the Boulevard that one of my, my anatomy professor always went to because he lived in Hasbrook Heights. He was a doctor and he says he goes there because he likes the girl that takes care of him is attractive. I says, yeah, but you know, how does, is she good? I mean, you want to go to haircut? You could tell when somebody is really new is when they go snip, snip real slow. You don't have, they don't have confidence in when they cut, like, like the guys, the New York, the Moroccans, they're like buzz saws. That's how Chez Vincent was before he retired. He was like real fast, but he, but you know, they've been doing it for God for decades. Yeah. Yeah. Let me guess. You have to drive up Route 17 North, but that should be after the rush hour. Right? If you go to Paramus. Yeah. Cause the problem is not Paramus. For Route 17 is Rochelle Park because you only have two lanes. Yeah. Yeah. Once you, once you get to Pet Smart and Garden State Plaza, you got my three or four lanes, I think. Oh yeah. I'm curious to hear what Julianne said recently. Truth is not truth. Hey, he has something in common with Eileen. Truth is not truth. Oh, really? Sure it was. Oh my God. Hey, even Sherlock Holmes, half asleep could figure this one out. Oh my God. How timely is that? From what I understand, all the kids at the border were not reunited with their moms yet. There's a lot of kids that are still be. Oh yeah. Point Pleasant Beach where you're not allowed to bring food or beverage. You can't bring your pet. You can't smoke. You can't smoke. And guess what? I had to pull my kite in because there was an ordinance about flying kites. You know how long it took me to pull my kite back? It took me 25 minutes. I had it so high up. Cause when you're at the beach, it goes right up. And my answer to the Ocean County police officer was, Mike, I says, I have a parafoil kite. There's no solid parts. It's all parachute material. How could it hurt anybody? He says it's not that. The ordinance started during World War II because German U-boats, German spies were signaling U-boats from, I said, he says, my hands are tied. I'm sorry, sir. I can't eat it. I says, wouldn't it be good to just change the stupid outdated ordinance? Yeah, you have the mayor or whatever, council, look at it and say, what? U-boats. Yeah, that's enough. This has been a Mega Lab 21 production. I looked them up. I can't find nothing about tiny either. Or you could feel the humidity here because I don't, I don't think, I wonder if Daisy has it cranked up. Central air. Of the table? Oh, I'm not even thinking about the table. I'm thinking about the air conditioning. Central air conditioning. That was me. If it's over 90 Fahrenheit, I crank it up. Because we're near the window. But you know what's funny, when you go to the men's room, it's so cold back there. When you walk in the back, you'll feel it. And then when you go inside the men's room, you can hang up salami. You can hang up sides of pork shoulder. Oh, now I'm getting hungry. I went to Aldi's and they had smoked, smoked knockwurst and bratwurst. It's a German supermarket chain. Aldi, ALDI. You have to bring your own bags. So they had knockwurst and bratwurst. No, I get, I get, I bring very strong nylon laundry bags from the dollar store, the dollar zone. I'm not paying for bags. But they have German food there. They have imported sauerkraut and you know, yeah. I can never eat American roadkill hot dogs. Frankfurters never. I'm used to the good stuff. Speaking of good stuff, we used to have it on television called CNN. Who's coming down the stairs? And they got to make a big, a big, look at these idiots. Look at these, look at these 500 pound women dancing. People are so starched, starstruck in this country. Oh, yep. You know that, you know what that hug means. That's like a new kind of hug when they bend forward and they, I still can't figure out who it is, but it's a politically correct hug. Oh, no, don't tell me she's doing it open. They're giving away money. She's not giving away nothing. I don't even know. Sponsors, they're the ones that put up the gifts and the cash to give away. She ain't giving away anything. She's pulling an Oprah Winfrey. Yeah, oh yeah. Oh, let me do it. I come here every day at 3, at least 3.15 p.m. Mark my word. Next time I see her, I'm going to bust her chops about this everyday thing that she told me about because I asked her point blank. When do you usually slither in? And I was her answer. She's a good source of entertainment because she'll never, she'll never, she never really changes. She never, she never really gets better for the simple reason is she doesn't listen to people when they talk to her. That's her problem. People don't get it. This guy, Salvatore Mercurio, posted a banner that says if you had a hammer and you pounded somebody in the head or a hammer, if you just can't, you just can't, they won't sink in. With some people you can hit them in the head. Dozens of times, they won't sink in. I'm sure they hold up banners to make everybody's cheer and clap. Oh yeah, oh boy. You know when I was in Baja, Mexico every in-ground pool was like a bathtub. When you put your feet in it, it felt like it was 90 degrees. The desert, you know why? Because it's Sonora Desert. I mean it's dry heat, but it's always a pizza oven. Now when it took, I didn't know it was 2,000 miles long, the Baja Peninsula. 24 hours, not counting stops, sleepovers. Well if you went straight through it would be 24 hours of driving. I don't know how long that peninsula is. I mean, granted, the desert's beautiful. I mean, so is the sea of Cortez. It's like a royal blue. Now Marie Osbon, she looks great for her age, but you can tell she's loaded with makeup. There she is. I used to work for Nutrisystem. I had a temp job one time. And they used to offer me the food for my lunch hour. It was the most discussed. It was almost like eating tasteless tofu with no seasoning. It was horrible. Even the franchise owner says, I wouldn't eat this shit if you paid me. Oh no, another Broadway show. I tell you, if Eileen really comes every day, this can be a Broadway show. Reality, well, I was going to say a reality show, that's a pretty scary reality. Well, that makes that debunks the fact that he's my guy then. You know, if it looks, walks, and sounds like a duck, it's a duck. In order to have a significant other, you have to kind of like see them. Speaking on the phone occasionally doesn't count. What's the word they used to use in the old days to consummate the relationship? They also used it for a can of Campbell's soup, but that's different though. And here we go, the clapping again. I turned 60 and it wasn't beautiful to me. I guess if you have big bucks, it's beautiful. Who is that? Lane Close? How is the air by the pool? Is it beautiful? You should... I'm surprised you haven't gotten a cheap pair of bathing trunks. Come on, get the cable back. That's because if we were different, if we had a different complexion, they would listen to us upfront. We must have went to the restroom. It's funny why they call it a restroom. In school they called it a lavatory. When your results coming back, you mean the... Are you kidding me? You know what's funny? They give you an appointment, right? But your time doesn't count. Their time is more valuable than your time. A five-minute CAT scan, an hour and a half wait about? This is Holy Name and Tenac. Well, my hernia procedure, I had to sit in the room for several hours. And then they had the nerve to charge my insurance. B's Invade Times Square? I guess this event was meant to be. Look, look, look, look at that. Hold on. What the hell is the matter with this one? Damn it. Yeah, just... Just when I wanted to get a shot of him walking away with the shirt out, the phone now functions. I wanted to catch that, you know? With the banana sign in the background. Oh, he's been parking on that side lately. Really? Well, he is, he is eccentric. Oh, boy. Why does he even have a vest on if it's over 90 degrees? I guess he wants to look professional. Do you know some restaurants in New York actually have commercial beehives on the roof of the skyscrapers? And they... 96 degrees Fahrenheit, wow. 98 in Harrison? That's by Newark. We call that the heat index. I'm surprised we're even out. Oh, that could be dangerous. New York subways are filthy. I don't know if you've ever been in one. See that guy? All the packets of salt he leaves? He has so many packets of salt and he don't even use it. Yeah, and if they go to a homeless shelter there's so much riffraff in there that it's actually... they don't want to go in there. That's because they don't enforce anything in the homeless shelters. And they'll behave themselves in a homeless shelter. Got to break a few eggs to make an homeland in this world. Oh, he's got his suit with him too. Oh yeah, it's very dangerous for the elderly without a doubt. I remember as... I might have been in eighth grade. Me and my grandparents... well, my grandfather, we drove to my uncle's house in Maryland. He was on the Chesapeake Bay, right? Uh, Severna Park, which is not, you know, south of Baltimore. He shut the windows in the air conditioner. When we got back home, two weeks later, the candles were half melted. It has to be investigated. You always have to investigate these fires. You know, insurance... for insurance reasons, arsonists. What are you going to do?