 The Theory and Mola. The Situation. And Ryan. And Ryan. Doing another Stargrip. This is our last show until we conclude all of the seasons for the shows that are coming out. And then we'll do like a one-off episode recap. But yeah, welcome to the final episode of Stargrip. So what's up, boys? The final one. You know what they say, though. No one's ever really gone. I mean, this is a Star Wars show, after all, right? It's pretty much everyone's. Damn right. The best, I always quote. They have really taken that as their mantra, I feel like, at Lucasfilm. No one's ever really gone, especially if they're a female character. Yeah. You know, in retrospect, there's such a troll in it that they put that in the trailer for Rise of Skywalker and then you hear Palpatine laugh and you're like, are you fucking kidding? What are you doing? And they're like, it makes sense. Do you guys remember that Rise of Skywalker, I think, was like, rent a Palpatine? We were like, let the battle begin in that trailer. Rent a Palpatine. Never said that. Well, yeah, like that happens with a lot of trailers that end up like they end up cutting a couple things for the final cut. No, it wasn't even Palpatine. It was like some dude with a really bad impersonation of him. Oh, really? Yeah. Maybe it was just the dark side speaking. Possibly. Well, I remember the didn't the poster have they used a picture of like a Palpatine figurine or something because someone who was like artwork taken from something that I don't recognize. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was. It was. Oh, yeah, no, dude, it was from, I think, a sideshow statue or something. He probably may have looked more Palpatiney than Ian McDermott. You never know. At this point, I remember. I'm like, I remember. Holy shit, I totally forgot about that. I am. I legit burst out laughing when he said I've died before. That shit is so funny. And I'll do it again. You can't stop me. One more time. Maybe he's still alive and well and Ray. That's why he said it, how it works. So I don't know why we wouldn't. Yeah, that was really confusing to me. It's confusing to everybody, man. Nobody knew what the fuck was supposed to be happening in that scene. Yeah, it was like, if you strike me down, I shall live on in you. It's like, well, she did that. He wins, basically. So he wins. So he means he's just going to be like, no, no. I win. Yeah, I would see and you're like, did you watch the original trilogy? They're like, huh? Like, you know, he's like, strike me down and then Luke doesn't, you know. I'm really looking forward to the year 2030 when we get a Star Wars episode 10 and we discover that there was actually another cloning facility and Palpatine's there now with like a new body. And that's how like they start the next set of Star Wars trilogies. And they just use AI, Ian McDermott and Darth Maul. It's sort of become a metaphor for the state of Star Wars, isn't it? Like that production line of Palpatine clones, Star Destroyer, Death Stars, Darth Vader's. They're all coming out. ATSTs, ATSTs. Yeah, pretty much. Will between builds, all the conveyor belts, little portals. I'm recreating a dark empire in all like deep big stuff. Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah. It's so funny like for a long time, when, you know, when Lucasfilm initially made that announcement in 2014 about, hey guys, you know, we're basically everything that was explained to you before, that's going to go into legend status. So now everything we make for now on is going to be canon. It's funny because like some of the excuses that came out around that time were, it's probably the best. Look at some of the worst storylines ever in the EU and always like the top one that you was dark empire. And they literally ripped it off and did a worse version of it for Rise of Skywalker. Like the memes make themselves. I know, it's strange. It's like, let's just make all of this non-existent but we're going to pull from it. All right. What was a Matt Smith stuff going to be for Rise of Skywalker that got scrapped? I think allegedly he was supposed to be young Palpatine. Hmm. Could have been or like, there was theories about him playing the son and there was a bunch of shit out there, but I have no idea what was really real because all the bullshit rumors that were coming around around that time. I mean, he could be the son now. Did you hear about the Acolyte rumor leak? Which, what was it? About the village and the twin sisters or whatever? Yes, I know that they're supposed to be twins or like one raised by the Jedi and one that's not. Do you know the reason she hates them? She hates the Jedi. Why? Supposedly there's a village and then there's like these marauders that come in every once in a while and they destroy the village or they take from it. And so the Jedi come to the village because they notice a force sensitive child. And so they say, give us this child and the village says, we'll give you our child only if you protect us from the next raid. Raid comes, they don't show up. Everyone dies, village burns, except for the sister of the force sensitive kid that they took. And so they're like, she's like, I fucking hate the Jedi. And then she gets in cahoots with some dark side guy and learns how to use the dark side and like vows to kill them. Can't wait. Did we, did the trailer come out after we did last Stargrip? I think it had to have, right? We didn't talk about it. It was like just after, I think, like the following day or whatever, right? On Tuesday came out, yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. There's a lot of backlash to that thing. Yeah. Yeah. I expected, I expected to be backlash. I expected a lot of people not to like it. I didn't expect the overwhelming amount of dislikes. It passed half a million dislikes a few hours ago. No way. Half a million dislikes to 177,000 likes. Yes, I checked. Yeah. Are you serious? Holy shit. Yeah, and that's not just a little, that's not like a split. That is 70%, 75% of people do not like what they saw. And I think it has a lot to do with not just the trailer, but obviously all the conversations surrounding it. And everything Leslie Hedlin and the cast have said, like there's a lot of things that go into it. But I am shocked. I knew that I was in all likelihood not going to like what they're giving me with Acolyte, but I'm surprised by the mass, the mass backlash towards Lucas film over this. Yeah, people are, there's too much, too much in a row of shit. It's like, this trailer is like, I can promise it. I think the coverage we had on EFAP, I was saying, if this trailer come out, let's say after Rogue One, I think most people would just been like, I don't know. Yeah, I guess we'll give it a shot, see what happens. But it coming out now, like it's just like, Yeah, I mean. Very low expectations. When I watched it, the likes were, I think it was like a hundred or 90,000 likes to like 60 or 70,000 dislikes. And then a week caught up. Half a million, that's crazy. Yeah. I want to know what everyone really didn't like about it. Well, you can go by the comments. You'll get switched in answers, I suppose. That's true. Well, basically all the comments are like, close your eyes and then some joke. I can't. Yeah, the alien, I can't. There's a new one. There's a new one. Hooper drives the boat. Someone is killing Jedi. It's Disney. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's been that it's been pretty funny to watch. Yeah, I think there's a couple of things to criticize about the actual trailer, besides all the outside stuff. If I hadn't heard anything about this, Star Wars comes out with a new thing and I watch a trailer. I have no fucking idea like even when this is, it could just as easily be set 500 years in the future. Like there's nothing that I recognize in the trailer that connects it to a hundred years before Phantom Menace. Unless you know about the High Republic and have like and are like have recognized the attire and shit like that. But even that High Republic, nobody fucking paid attention to High Republic. The first book sold like 100, 150,000 copies. Other than that, that's it. Nobody's engaged with High Republic. Nobody knows what's going on. And that the sales dropped off significantly after that by 90 or 95 percent. Did you read that by the way? I read Light of the Jedi. The first one by Caven Scott because I kind of wanted to see what it was about. It was pretty dry and boring. But I think they also focus on way too many characters to kind of introduce you in that initial thing. You didn't get too deep with many of the characters. But I gave it a shot. I didn't really like it very much. But that to me is like the main complaint of the trailer. I don't think it really gives you very much context for what's going on for a normie fan perspective. Because what I was gonna ask was, does the book do that? Does the book give you a good base plate for what you're getting in that show? Is it connected? Do they care about it like each other as entities? I'm assuming not, because that's typically how Disney do it. Can you say that again, sorry. So basically, does the book have any kind of prep for you in terms of if you watch that or if you read that, you'd be like, well, now I know what's gonna happen in this show or I'm prepared. I understand. It's like, I'm assuming they're relatively disconnected. Why did the Jedi takes place years, like several years before this? Let me see if I can find out when exactly it was. I wanna say it was probably 200 or 150 years before the prequels. I read maybe a quarter of the book. And then I just put it down. I said I was gonna get back to it, but I never did. Yeah, so why did the Jedi takes place about 130 years before this show? So 230 years BBY. Yeah, they're introducing a new, that character with the light whip in the movie or in the show. I guess a hundred years before I did the math wrong. Yeah, a hundred years before, but yes, they are a Vernesta role or whatever, which have you seen the light whip depicted in any comic or anything from her, from Vern, whatever fucking name is? No, I mean, I've seen it in legends, like Lumia and whoever else used it. So the way it's described is wild from the stuff I've been seeing, which light whips were a thing. We've seen that from Marvel Star Wars comics and like the 80s or something with Lumia and a couple other characters throughout the course of expanding universe. Yeah, Dark Horse had tons of them. The difference is the light whip is like a, it's made of an actual like material, right? Like a material that like you wrap it up and it's like six feet coiled around, right? It's like hanging on your belt. And then you activate it and obviously that kind of energy and it's got different little filaments and stuff that come out. It's like a spine. Yeah, super dangerous weapon. What it sounds like this character's like, she has a normal lightsaber that turns into a light whip, which makes no fucking sense. And also there's no, there's no mass associated with that. It doesn't even fucking make sense how you would whip it. So there's like a, it's just a hilt and then it turns into a noodle. Yes, like it goes from like a normal ass fucking lightsaber and then now she flips a switch and, you know. And it goes limp. We must have seen that before in something. I got something in my head chat. Help me out. What have we seen where it's like a whip style thing that turns into an actual stick type sword weapon? That's gotta be in some sci-fi. I can see it in my head and I was like, it's not Star Wars I don't think. Yeah. I mean, are you thinking of Wonder Woman? No, I don't think it's Wonder Woman. I'm gonna keep an eye on suggestions. I'm almost certain I've seen it from something. No, I'm not talking about parodies. Like family. Spaceballs, yeah. Spaceballs. I mean like an actual, it's supposed to be like cool. Like you have a big flippy flappy thing and then you can press a button and it'll like go erect. Are you talking about the, are you talking about Batman? Like Christian Bale's Batman? No, but Bloodborne is actually close kind of to what I'm thinking about, but not, I'm thinking of something that glowed. I can't remember what sci-fi thing it was. So Calibur Ivy. I meant to, no, because that's mainly whips, right? I don't think he makes them into like swords or anything. Pacific Rim. Oh, was it Pacific Rim? That could be it. Oh, yeah. I don't have any problem with them introducing a light whip or anything like that. The problem is if you do it in this way that makes no sense with how lightsabers work instead of again, if you're gonna fucking take shit that's been done before, do it right. That's kind of always my issue because then we decided not or make little changes. Hey, it's cool that they use it like a whip. Let's just make this lightsaber be a whip now. It really undermines everything. I know exactly what you mean. If you're gonna steal it, can you please steal the good idea? Not steal half of it. Yes. The Halo show is filled with that. They're like a third of the way steal a thing. And so it's just completely fucked. That's finished now, by the way. I had not seen a single moment from season two that wasn't just like a little clip or something on Twitter. People are arguing over whether or not it was worse than the first season, which was dog shit. That's where it's at. It's like, was it dog shit? It's like, hmm, maybe. Might be better than that, but also might be worse than this. I don't know. Whether or not it gets a season three is up in the air, but it doesn't deserve one. I know that. I'm not as into Halo as a lot of people are, but friends of mine are. I'm watching them cry. Like when watching this show, you can't help but feel it's like, ah. Civic Room has a wild segmented sword? I think that's what I was thinking of. That's what John Boyega, right? He's in the second one, yeah. Ah, I haven't seen it. Most people, I think, thought the second one was shit. First one was the one people liked. Over the weekend was Immaculate. Hmm. What do you think? Shit. Oh. Oh. Well, just because Sidney Sweeney was in it? No, my friend wanted to go see it. So I was like, all right. I mean, fair enough. And then of course, yeah, I mean, Sidney Sweeney. I haven't heard great things about it. Doesn't look like it's doing super well at the box office. No, it was, you know, I saw Ghostbusters. Hmm. How was that? I don't like it. Um, I wasn't a big fan of afterlife. Like, I thought it was OK. And I thought it was coming from, like, a place of good intentions. Like, I feel like they were trying to honor the things that came before, but I just didn't. I didn't like a lot of the new characters. And overall, it was just a very math for me. This one, I wish I would have just stopped. I think they just need to stop making Ghostbusters movies. There was a way there was everything. I know. There were way too many. Ironically, this week's episode of Bad Batch, I didn't mind. I didn't I didn't despise it as much as I expected to. But cross, there's a line in there from Crosshair. He's like, I'm not going to like this, am I? And Omega's like, you don't like anything. And he's like, you're right, I don't. I thought it was pretty funny. But no, there were too many characters and there wasn't enough time spent on the ones that they already had. And Camel, New Johnny, whatever his fucking name is, the dude from Eternals, I hated his character. I don't know. I just I did not like Frozen Empire, and it's probably going to end up capping around 200 million to 25 million at the box office and probably don't lose money for him. So that is a non recommendation then, huh? I yeah, I don't I don't recommend. I haven't even seen afterlife. And I am a huge fan of Ghostbusters, the original, but I've always assumed that I ain't getting that ever again. Like, that's just not happening. It's it's I feel like the first Ghostbusters is truly one of those lightning in a bottle type of movies where you could have tried. You could try to recreate it a million times and it never quite hits right. And I just I'm just over it. I there's there's some big Ghostbusters fans who really liked it. I'm not a massive Ghostbusters fan. I would not recommend it. So I don't know. Yeah, I feel like they're taking a lot of old classic movies and making sequels now, Beetlejuice, there's a new Karate Kid coming out. What else are they doing? They're just doing something else. Well, Karate Kid's definitely like paint, you know, off the success of Cobra Kai, you know, and they're like, we got to capitalize on this. But this one's different. I don't understand it's Ralph Machio and Jackie Chan. And it takes place after Cobra Kai. I don't know. I guess it could be interesting. I have no idea what it's about really. But the era of like trying to, you know, remake everything, that's what we're going back. What, like, we would even pick because you could go back as far as 20. There's like an era switch where we went from them being kind of like, you know, like Terminator 3 to Terminator Genesis, yeah, whatever, a draw line between those two. That's the era change shit. Well, when they were Terminator 3 was shit, like everyone thought it was shit because it was being compared to Terminator 2. But in retrospect, like people like, well, Terminator 3 is pretty awesome compared to Genesis and Dark Fate. And it's like, yeah, it's a new era of bad. They used to, the sequels used to be we want to try and recreate the one that everyone loved. And they usually do it badly, right? Like a sequel, I guess these days they'll try and go for like, well, what if we did this, but deconstructed it? What if we did this, but subverted this? What if we did this? But it was a team of women instead of a team of men, which I hate when they do that. And there's the Pirates of the Caribbean won't even happen anymore. The women pirates, it's still supposedly in production. It's still moving forward with it. Yeah, all female, well, female focus, Pirates of the Caribbean reboot. It was a, I was talking to my dad about this. He, he had no idea what it was. I was like, so do you want to watch Ocean's 11, but women, Ghostbusters, but women or Pirates of the Caribbean, but women? And he was like, why, why not? I was just like, you got to pick one. Women and men in it and it'd be good. Yeah. Well, it was crazy. It's like there are female characters in all of those movies, the original versions that like people really enjoy. Yeah. But there's not enough of them. I suppose what's funny, though, is you get the Ghostbusters 2016. Most people said Chris Hemsworth's character was like the only one they liked because he was like a dopey idiot who's trying his best sort of thing. So you had like some level of endearment to him. And then you think about Bobby Ken being like the most popular. It's like what is happening? Fucking John Walker being like a surprise hero in Falcon the Widow Soldier when they're like, no, you're supposed to dislike him. You're like, oh, do better, Senator, do better. Both the new Fallout show. You know, I've never played Fallout. I mean, I played it for an hour at my buddy's house for once in like 2012 or something. That was it. Which which game, do you know? Oh, there was a number to it all out. Sixty four, fifty four, seventy six, sixty four. Yeah, yeah, I play that. It probably didn't know what I was doing. I was just running around kind of like a barren wasteland. Figuring is how it goes. Now, they've shared some clips online, like with this down the other part of the show, parts of trailers and then things on their own. Seeing people are already pretty mad. I don't know that we should be expecting anything other than probably crap, but I'm willing to give it a shot. My workout. Yeah, never know. Right. There's some things that look like in terms of the world and everything. There's certain things that I thought look good. And it looks like it's probably pretty fucking expensive. But then when it comes to any of the character interactions, I. Other than other than the ghoul, I don't find anybody that they showed us in those trailers interesting at all, especially not the main character, which would be a problem. Is there anything you guys are excited for right now? Like, actually, it looks promising. House of the Dragon season two. Let's fucking go, baby. Listen, this might surprise your audience theory, but I'm actually team black. All right. Oh, that's interesting, coming from a racist. I know, right. What about you, Mahler? See, I just think that he's saying that until he can get in the good graces and then stab him on the back. That's what he's going to do. You know, be like, yeah, I'm with you guys. Yeah. Yeah, I'm known for pandering to black people. That's me. But yeah, it's black versus green. So if you don't know, it's the origin of the blacks versus the greens based off like dress colors for these two women. But anyway, you have the greens. So Aegon and Allison and Otto and the people are in power at Kingsland. And then you have Queen Renera and the blacks who are all the people are kind of trying to usurp and take back her throne. And the marketing, I love, I love how they're like leaning into it with the market and really telling everybody that, hey, we put it, we set up all the pieces in the first season. Now it's time to fucking choose a side because we're going to war. Yeah. Yeah, for me, I'm quite fond of I think my three favorite characters are Otto, Damon and Damon. So I'm a little bit split because but I don't know what's going to happen for everybody. So right now I'm like, I'm like happy to just see how it rolls out. But in terms of like who's more evil, maybe, and that I could pick it that way. It's like stacking up some ill deeds on both sides. It's hard to say who the most evil is, but I imagine after a few episodes going to keep going back and forth, wait to see episode one. Yeah, I figure. So yeah, I don't know if I if I was to rewatch season one right now, I might be able to give you an answer. But I kind of I'm just really up for watching it happen, you know, even the way Ryan says black racist. I just pronounce pronounce my words. Shogun as well. That's coming out and it's top notch. We had gentlemen just drop out. We would be saying it would be exciting to follow it if they released it properly, which we won per week, but they fucked that up. Seriously, like the gentleman is so hard to build up weird of mouth when it's out already or it's done. It's like it's coming gone almost. If that was weekly, it would have been way better. If the weekly release of again, if you don't have a good show, it's not going to matter, right? You don't have a good show. If you release it weekly, that's not going to make it a successful show. But if you have a good show, I feel like if it's out for eight weeks and people talk about it the first two weeks and like, holy shit, that's actually pretty fucking good. And you get more people on board, more people on board, and you're all experiencing it together by the time that final episode comes out. Like you can really grow your audience. I think that we saw that with House of the Dragon. Absolutely, yeah. I was skeptical to watch that, dude. You definitely do. You know, like levels of hype. If you get to plus 100 and then all the way down to negative 100. I was at like negative probably like 80, 70 for House of the Dragon. By the time the last episode came out, I was happily at 80 at least. I was all the way on the other side. And I remember like the first thing everyone was talking about is do you remember that shot with Vega being above the dragon in the shadows and stuff? I was like, fucking if that season had dropped day one all at once, I might have watched it. But like, we wouldn't have had all those conversations, all those promotions of the show, all those streams, all those discussions, breakdowns, predictions. And it's just like, yeah, you miss out on all of it. I don't know why they've not because, you know, the arcane season one, it came out in threes. Why else would they do that other than recognizing the benefit of allowing it to stir? They are like Netflix has been bending on that the past couple of years. Remember Stranger Things, which I still haven't watched, by the way, but Stranger Things season four. Yeah, I've never seen a single episode of Stranger Things. I mean, it's kind of with seeing season one in full. It's enjoyable. Mostly one. Yeah. A lot of people recommend it. So I'll get around to it. Maybe when it's all out by the time. Millie Bobby Brown is 35 years old and five out. But that they split into two parts. The Witcher, they started doing parts. Like they understand that they are, even though they're still the top dog by far, that they do need to adapt a little bit when it comes to that release model. Genuinely, it's only been bad for the gentleman because it's actually hard to keep mentioning it because it's just like the thing that's just long gone already, it feels like, and then you build hype for the next season, which won't be for ages. You know, Arcane season two will be the end of this year. So that'll have its cycle, especially if they do 333. That'll work out pretty well. Um, what else is Arcane is the the League of Legends animated show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So my, yeah, OK, my team was like, yeah, the Vader fan film is going to look somewhat like that. I was like, cool. That's the only time I heard about Arcane. I adore the animation in that show. So that'll be cool. Well, we were sorry, we were thinking of doing it like. Oh, thinking going that direction. We went a different one. Yeah, and we went in. We went into a little more realistic, older public, but I really liked that style, but it's also very, very expensive. Oh, yeah. And someone said that this is a clickbait title. No, this is actually, this is our last episode until shows are done in the movie. But that being said, I have one final proposition that I won't say publicly. Talk about it after she'll probably say no, but one final proposition, one fight. It's the last of my cards, last of my cards, last year cards. Do you happen to rewatch the prequels by any chance, either of you? No, I haven't had any free moments. I don't need to, though. Did you? Yeah, I did, too. Did you? Yeah, I did not get all the way through the Obi-Wan Anakin fight, but yeah. Really? That's the one that you tapped out on? I just, I ran out of time. I was watching it today. Could be watching it literally on mute right now to finish up and look at you. And I wouldn't get it, then I wouldn't get it, though. Like the one thing that I was going to say specifically about Revenge of the Sith was when it comes to like the soundtrack and the moodiness and the broodiness of it and the the little moments of darkness that come out like throughout the entire score. I fucking that might be like my favorite fucking soundtrack might be Revenge of the Sith of all time of Star Wars. It probably of all time. I usually end up saying Revenge of the Sith is the best of the six. I'm not going to include the sequels because I'm not insane. No, the best soundtrack out of the six. You mean the whole movie or one in particular? No, I love I love the entire thing. I think it's fantastic. What's cool about it is how many different songs there are different styles that they approach. Obviously, everything to do with like, well, everything is no point in specifying necessarily unless you want to. You know what I always found really cool about that about the Revenge of the Sith is that every scene with Anakin or almost every scene, one half of his face is covered in shadows. Every single shot. Pretty much. I also noticed that that the it feels like there was a big focus on lighting like that for Revenge of the Sith, yeah, which isn't necessarily the same way in Attack of the Clones. But that that's definitely something I noticed was there was a focus on and when you're doing these all fucking digital sets like they are, like that is a very conscious lighting decision for them to make. And I don't know exactly if it was a struggle for filming at all like that, but it definitely get the message across. They're trying to send with it. Tell you what was the struggle for filming C3PO that reflective son of a gun was the most difficult thing to film for George. Because you can see like the camera in him or because you can see the green screen. You can see the blue screen. You can see the camera. It's like imagine taking out the blue screen, but it's like part of 3PO because he's reflective. Well, that'd be annoying. Yeah, very difficult. That's why droids that are not shinier, much easier. Even lightsaber hilt, like Anakin's lightsaber hilt. So we were shooting for the for my site. Very, very, very shiny hilt. And it was like impossible because it's just so difficult to not get the reflections of everything. Well, what did you, Mollison, you recently rewatched them. Was there anything you anything you got from it? Phantom Menace, Tachyclones, anything that you didn't notice before? You appreciated it about it? I tell you what, every time I rewatched them, my rankings change for Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones. This time around, I thought Phantom Menace was better when I often times sell with Attack of the Clones. And I think it's because of the fact that the clone was like, yeah, but Phantom Menace, it's hard to be not to love that one because it's off more anyway, but, you know, I was watching. And I was I think I was more happy this time around with Qui-Gon than I ever have been. I enjoy. I think I always did enjoy him, right? And then I had a lot of discussions over the Internet of people saying, like, he's stoic is an excuse for his like lack of characterization and acting, which is like a thing that spread primarily probably from Red Letter Media. But at the same time, you watch it and it's like, oh, man, all I could think of is I would have liked a lot more of him. It's just one of the most interesting characters in the Star Wars universe and seeing how he acts. He's where he decides to use the force, you know, stuff like that. He gives a great performance, but I really enjoy him. I think Liam Neeson is really fucking good at it, especially surrounded by obviously he had to carry a lot of it when he's surrounded by a young Natalie Portman, a young Jake Lloyd, fucking Jar Jar Banks, like a lot of it is focused on him. Well, he and Jar Jar carrying it is what you mean. Obviously, that's what I mean. That's right. Yeah. I think you were thinking all this time around for me, I I always go to the final battle scene in Phantom Menace. And although it is obviously upset by some of the goofiness of the Gungan versus battle droid battle, I really liked the pacing all throughout that final, you know, 20 minute battle scene where you're going boom to boom to boom to boom and all of the low points hit at the same time. And then you get the hot well high points if it's actually high, not exactly high when Qui-Gon's dying and Obi-Wan's arms. But I really appreciate that final final battle sequence. And it brings me right back to when I was a kid watching that shit and how it blew me away. There's little things that I think a lot of people look over. And that is like, for example, just how resolute Qui-Gon is fight and mole. There's just no fear at all. He's like, yeah, I got this. I'm going to go after you, even though it's a fucking tough guy to beat. Yeah. And he's old. Qui-Gon's old as shit. Yeah, 50 some or even 60. He's definitely passed his prime at that point to the point where because I think Qui-Gon isn't Qui-Gon supposed to be an Atari specialist, which obviously it kind of when you get to that age, you're not going to be able to do some of the same. Well, unless you're fucking Yoda, he can still flip around you wherever the fuck he wants. But for most for humans, you know, you're not going to be able to do to fight in kind of the same manner that you've always fought your entire life. But it's it's a perfect description of what, you know, Qui-Gon's calm, centered, trusting in the force. And Darth Maul is just sitting there prowling like a fucking animal. He just taken. He's just unleashing all that angst in those years of being pent up. Well, I assume you guys would feel that Obi-Wan maybe came close to a again, a bit of dockside in him in that fight at the end. I think he came close, but I think he was just more focused. But I think he came pretty damn close. That's probably the closest he's ever come. He he 100 percent, you know, tapped into his emotions. You can see it in his eyes. You can see it in the way that he fights to me still when he rushes in there and like wraps around and that first back and forth they have when when Maul goes and Obi-Wan is doing the block. That's one of my favorite sequences. I was about to say, that might be my favorite individual piece of choreography and all of Star Wars. Yeah, it's so bad. Yeah, I used to do that when I was fucking I was at my job when I was like early in high school and like when I had to fucking sweep or mop or whatever, you end up with a fucking broom handle and be fucking pretend I was fucking fighting. But I was Obi-Wan Kenobi with a mop handle. But yeah, but then obviously we see that for all the gains he makes and he fucking loses. Yeah, here it is. John Williams about to fuck your ass off. Let's say be careful. Yeah, bounce. He's ready. And I was going to say, obviously, we're about to see him fucking get his ass beat here. Yeah, he still loses. Yeah, exactly. He's tapped into all of this and he ends up fucking losing. Yeah, it's because he was too focused on his anger right there. Right. Exactly. They're right there. He's like, yeah, I'm going to kill you. Oh, shit. And Mal's like, bro, I am the darkness. This is nothing new for me. Literally, he fucking is exactly what happened to fucking Qui-Gon in terms of like that move. And he could have just fucking ran him through right there. You know what I mean? Like he could have done that to Obi-Wan right there. But instead, you push it. Yeah, I go go to right when Obi-Wan gets back. Imagine if Mal follows up with one hit to the head. With one fucking pommel to the head. What do you mean force pushes him and then? No, no, no. So like when he right here, when he pushes him back off the lock, if he's if he follows up with a pommel strike to the face, he's basically stunned and he could have ran him. It is an open in. Yeah, I assume. But the force pushes faster, I guess, than the stabbing essentially kind of like what what Obi-Wan did. Right here. Boom. He could have just done that to him. Why didn't you step over him? Why didn't you just step over him and stab him right there? Because he wanted to a sick flip. He tried, I guess. Do you guys buy the whole this experience with more how he beats him is what gives him like prep and expectations on the whole the shit with Anakin and him and they have sort of their end of their duel. What what's this? So like the idea that him coming over Darth Maul and then slicing him gives him a sense of like knowing what to expect when Anakin comes over him. Yeah. Like I assume I was deliberate. Yeah, it was in the comic. Well, I don't know what deliberate for George, but it was deliberate for in the comics once Disney came in. I remember seeing something where Anakin was training with a droid that he made look like Darth Maul. And then Obi-Wan and Mace Windu and Palpatine were all watching him from the from the balcony above. And Obi-Wan's like, he's been obsessed with hearing about my stories of the Zabrak and. And it can just like kept training with this droid and trying to beat him so that he could basically he's been going toe to toe with Obi-Wan since he was a kid, just kind of like prove that he's better. Dude, I wish I'll see in 10 years. The expression Moll has what he's been defeated is such a like what fuck, damn. I just like he's like, are you serious? Like what? Yeah, I forgot about the lightsaber. You bitch. Yeah, it's one of the sickest fights. If only if only Obi-Wan or if only Darth Maul had been Riva, he would have survived. Yeah. Or sorry, if only Qui-Gon had been Riva, he would have. Oh, that too. Like they would have been in the movies still, yeah. Yeah, it's quite unfortunate. And this is in Rebels. I've seen this. That's that. Goodbye, my lover. Generally, the takes on that from like fans because I liked it from what I saw, but I don't know if there's like criticism or praise of it that I haven't heard. Criticism and everything. Yeah, but still, I find it interesting, right? Like what do you guys think of it? I think most Rebels fans really like it. I I get the messaging behind it. Yeah, just too slow, too quick. But I guess that's the point. Well, it's what we're going for, right? 100 percent. That's 100 percent the point. As somebody who thinks that this should have been the end of Darth Maul, I don't really feel like it's like, oh, what a great conclusion to Maul and Obi-Wan's. Now, fuck that, it was over right there. Like to me, you know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, I get that. Yeah, I think most Rebels fans really enjoy that. Um, in terms of you presented it to the general Star Wars audience, I have no idea. It probably is confused. They were when he popped up at the end of solo. Well, so how does it work with continuity? Is like that's a flash forward, I guess, in Rebels that? No, that is taking place, um, like in Rebels. That timeline Rebels probably a couple years before a new hope. OK, right? I think the final season Rebels takes place just a few years before a new hope. I thought it was like right before. Yeah, yeah, it's not there's not that much time. And does find all because you hear because you hear on Bruce say the same thing she does in episode four. But I mean, she's like, Luke Luke calling out for him. But it's what it's one year before a new hope. Yeah, one year before. Mola basic as opinions of others. I just want to know what they think. Well, how dare you face your opinions off others? Especially because I've got such a little context, right? You guys would have thought about it for much longer than I have. Yeah, so Sam came on. We did rule of two with Mark and he came to Collider and he explained how that scene was done. And it was like Maul. Obi-Wan was essentially taking different forms of his life in that moment. So he was like, he was like, you know, I'm Kenobi, the Clone Wars. No way. I'm not. I'm a Jedi or something like this. And he puts it forward and then he's like, no, wait, I'm Qui-Gon. And then he goes like in the Qui-Gon stance. So he takes different forms for it. And it was pretty poetic. Yeah, I like stuff like that. You know, one of the other ones I like is the interpretation of like the metaphor and Yoda and Palpatine's battle of him throwing literal like star systems at him as in controlling the galaxy, not like in the actual literal sense, but more so in the in the way that he controls the center who represents a system or whatever. And it's like his corruption is complete to the point of he can just manipulate whole systems to his advantage against Yoda. Like that's kind of cool. And Yoda spinning one and throwing it back. That was obviously Alderaan. Nobody cares about that. It's going to explode anyway. I never heard of that. I still think Attack of the Clones is the most meme-able of all the movies, like even little things like when Obi-Wan goes into talk to Dex and like sit down, blah, blah, blah. Like he literally sits down for half a second before he's even covering like bounces back up. It's just like a little silly things in that movie. I thought Revenge of the Sith was the most meme-able and most tragic at the same time, because there's so many memes in Revenge of the Sith. There are a lot. Do you think the prequels in general? Yeah, yeah. Only money. You an angel? Now, this is pod racing. I'll try spinning. That's a good trick. Yeah, we'll see. There's a couple of just like random. There's a couple like random exclamations from Anakin and Phantom Menace that randomly bothered me this time around. Yeah, yeah, you'd be. Or like even when when he's like getting the getting the pod racer ready and Qui-Gon fucking picks him up and like puts him in there. He just goes like, whoa, what are you freaking out about? Did he? Yeah, he goes, whoa. It's like I got to put some in there. It's like you're literally about to go like a fucking million miles an hour. I mean, like all the like the G force that's on your body, the reef, all that shit. But like that's like that gets a whoa out of you. The first time he has like a father figure do it, you know. It's the first time a man's touched me. Thanks, Qui-Gon. Whoa, whoa. All right. Maybe I don't know this could really have done with more dothmul scenes. OK, we didn't have enough. We need a few more hours. I would say just pop them in. So Nick Dillard actually shot. Was it half an hour or four hours? I think it was four hours of the fight that never was put in. Like there was a shit ton more footage. There was some crazy. I'm just talking about the fight. I mean, like we get like one scene that's pretty quick for Dothmul's character. But I loved a bit more, you know. Because he's like, we're going to take revenge after all these years. You know, yeah, fair enough, I get you. But, you know, hearing him, I don't know exactly what context I would use, but I definitely want to, you know, if only we reduced maybe some jaw-jaw time, I know, I know that sounds a bit crazy. But I'm just saying possibility. What? Really? Because you cut the charger. Go ahead. But the most negative impact on the galaxy, the elitist cloned minded ways of the Jedi or the tyrannical nature of the Sith. I have probably the Jedi, to be honest. I would say probably the Sith, because the Sith, right? Yeah, because it's like peace and prosperity, like all these things. And the only at that point, like the negative machinations in the galaxy are literally being driven by the Sith themselves. Like, they're the ones that are behind all this conflict and shit. So I would probably say, Sith, not to say the Jedi are perfect or anything. I just the more the older I grow, the more I find the Jedi are just so brainwashed by politics. I'm just like, these guys are. So they're definitely lame and gay. They don't even let you fuck. I mean, that sucks, obviously, but. Well, yeah, and they insert themselves everywhere, right? They think that they know best. I get that. But that's still I feel like that's still better than the Sith. Yeah, I mean, they're both shitty. I mean, I would definitely be a Sith, but just saying I would be a Sith for myself, for myself, not for the betterment of the galaxy. I would be a Sith. Yeah, I'd be I'd be in between. I'd be a I just got force powers and I'm strong as hell. But that's it. Sad to see the show go. Also, do you guys all right? What's up, Mr. Penguin? You guys need to do the podcast when the Phantom Menace 25th anniversary release comes out in theaters on May 4th. Yeah, so that we could do a so we could do a reaction to the special footage of the Acolyte that they're going to show at all. Phantom Menace show ends. Oh, right. Just to remind you, it's a prequel to the prequels. Right. Just to remind you, it's connected. Yeah, for sure. Sad to see to see this show and loved all the different views on Star Wars content. That was really funny to theory. Great Jedi Serena. Cheers to the final episode of Star Gryff, Brian Mahler, I love you guys dynamic and are the two who have the best zingers and FNT that always get overlooked? Love all three of you guys can wait for your acolyte review. We do try and help each other out sometimes when we're the only ones that notice each other's jokes and everyone else is laughing. It's like, that one's going to waste. You missed it. That's true. Chad's gone on a rant about AI or some shit. Yeah. And it's like he just said bat cheese. Nobody's nobody's noticed. Nobody can. To bat cheese. Yeah, it's like it killed me. My kids are really in the Batman right now when he comes up and asks for everything back, you know, a bat phone. He asked for bat cheese and I give it to him. Bat cheese. Everyone really didn't care, except I was just losing it. Like it's like if a bat cheese is so outrageous. Can we expect a Stargift episode to come back for the acolyte? Yeah. Yeah, at the end. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if something is super controversial, I think we could probably get the boys together. We all. Yeah, with a little bit of notice, right? Like if, say, for example, Star Wars gets sold to fucking Apple, who'd be like, yeah, we could do an episode. So acolyte looks like garbage. A little bit. I was pumped to see the Phantom Menace 25th Anniversary return to theaters until I found out they were sticking the acolyte trailer in front of it. I guess I could skip all the previews and then take my seat. I think it comes at the end. From what I heard, I think it comes at the end, but I've just heard people talk about it. I'd never actually saw like a press release or an article or anything. Yeah. First ever super chat long overdue. Thanks, Andrew. Love you all, but specifically, I have been following Mahler since his The Last Should I Rage video years ago, and he has since been my go-to listen with the eFap crew. Appreciate all of you guys, much love. Thank you very much. In honor of the last regular star grift and our fallen trooper Nemec Ryan, can you please read Nemec's Manifesto in Omega's voice please, and thank you. I don't know what that is. Well, this is Ryan willing. I wouldn't blame him if he wouldn't want to. I'm like, our fallen trooper Nemec. Nemec's Manifesto. I don't know if I'm familiar with that. It's Andal, right? Yeah, but like, do you want me to read the entire fucking thing? It's quite long. I don't know if from memory. Just do a few sentences. Let's see. I mean, search Nemec's Manifesto. You can keep reading. Speaking of Raid, I'm watching Federal Agents Raid Pete Diddy's House live right now on the news. Hmm. Your favorite French guy here, what's up Pierre Gossine? One last time for the grifters. These Monday's streams were, those Monday's streams, those Mondays were awesome. Cheers to the three of you and we'll follow your careers with great interest. May the force be with you all. Love. What, thank you. Thank you, Pierre. Anyone of y'all interested in getting the Jabba the Hut popcorn bucket? Usually pick up a few of them, right? One to use, one to keep. There is Jabba the Hut popcorn bucket. They're released in, like, Disneyland or, no, maybe they're giving them away at the Phantom Menacing. I don't fucking know. Yeah, it's like his head fucking pops open. Hmm. Use it. Interesting. The Jedi Vernestra Rowe has a purple lightsaber that can turn into a whip, a light whip in the Acolyte via Culture Crave four days ago. Hmm. Talked about it a little bit. What are each of your top three duels in Star Wars? I mean, well, easy. Episode one. Phantom Menace with Qui-Gon Obi-Wan and Maul and then probably Yoda and Dooku and then Anakin Obi-Wan. Yeah, for me, I put Anakin Obi-Wan first. Like, that's my, that's my favorite one, I think, just because of, like, the, like, the emotions behind it and everything. My second favorite would probably be Dual the Fates and and um, like, I like, I like Yoda Dooku, but I like the whole sequence. I like seeing Dooku thrash Obi-Wan and in Handel Anakin and then see Yoda come in. So yeah, I guess I was in top three just a different order. This is a little tough because the two meters that go by the choreography and then the emotional weight and it can like really change my answers, but Luke Skywalker Invader is, like, The Throne Room fight is not even, like, mind-blowing choreography-wise, but it's just everything that's happening for those characters in that room makes me so invested in that fight every time I watch it. And then, I absolutely adore the Bespin fight. Um, all kinds of the, the choreography and the, the, the how much of Vader is like a hunter in that scene and has pretty much full control until he realizes he better be careful, you know, like when Luke gets to hit on him and then he takes his hand off. I always love that as a dynamic because the movie uses, right, is one that he uses earlier, gives him an opening to take Luke's hand if he wanted, but he doesn't at that point. He's like, I'm playing with you. I've got you. But then later on, he's like, okay, you're losing your fucking hand. You just hit me. Enough of this shit. Like, I love that aspect. But I wouldn't, I'd be lying if I said, you know, do all the fates, Anakin and Obi-Wan and Dooku versus Anakin and Obi-Wan. I, uh, I really like all of those fights as well. So it's really hard to rank him. But I think my number one, that is, I think my number one is, but I think my number one and number two would both be Luke and Vader and then three is like a tie between a lot of the prequel ones. There would be no sequel battles present in this fucking ranking ever. Malor has a bigger bazooka than Josh. Hmm. Star Wars, the last grift. It's been good times, boys. I'm glad you, I'm glad you're keeping yourself from overextending. Long man best of luck to all three of you. Thank you. Thank you, Aki Faki. So the traders leave. Want to have a German wingman? We inspired the Empire. Pretty cool. That's not very funny. Just finished air to the Empire. Trilogy. Wow. Love the series. Any book re-recommendations to continue the story of Luke Han Leia and her two new kids, Jason and Jaina. Thanks for getting me hooked into EU. Gonna miss this trail. Awesome. That's cool, Michael. What I would read after that would maybe be the, uh, I'd get in the Jedi Academy trilogy, maybe. Um, if you really like the kids and want to see, like, their, um, like how they end up getting trained, the Young Jedi Knights series, that's fucking awesome as well. I'd read that after Jedi Academy. That has a lot of Jason and Jaina. Obviously, it's geared towards the younger audience, but Jason and Jaina are so good. The Acolyte Writer's Room is solid with writers from House of Dragon, HBO Watchmen, Mr. Robot, and more. Why did Ryan make a big thing? It's gonna be bad. Well, have you listened to anyone talk about the Acolyte and how, first and foremost, it's all about diversity and identity politics? One of those writers has never seen Star Wars, yet Leslie Hedlin was bragging about hiring that person. Yeah. So, all I have to do is open my ears and listen to what these people are telling me. They're not even hiding what they're going to do. Every single one of the cast has come out. They haven't talked about fucking how much they love Star Wars. All they've talked about is how happy we'd be to bring diversity to fucking Star Wars. Jody Turner Smith. Finally, we get a woman in Star Wars. Yes. We've had too many men in Star Wars. It's a very patriarchal story. That's how she spoke at Star Wars fucking celebration. And there's a reason all those goddamn morons that went up there to talk about their fucking show, there's a reason that every single one of their interviews got ratioed. It's because people are seeing right through this bullshit and they don't fucking want it. That's why that trailer's ratioed. So, apparently, I'm not the only one that thinks it's going to be fucking horseshit. Well, there's an answer. Yeah. Hey, Mahler, last week you brought up Soma and its themes on what it means to be human. You might have suggested the Talos Principle, a physics-based puzzle game with similar themes on humanity and philosophy. I've had that suggested to me a couple of times thanks to my Soma interest. I have it and I should get into it at some point. Just got a whole list of shows, movies, and games to get to someday. But thank you for the recommendation. Thanks, Sean. I want to see Geode fight. That'll be wild. Geode fights the thing. Michael Batty with half says, love you lads and your delightfully diverse dynamic. Some name changes for your consideration. Star grift monthly. Bombard grift month by monthly. That would be great. Pharaoh graces with his return one last time. Sad this is ending. I like all three of you. I do have a question from Mahler. Did you have to take down your Loki Season 1 eFap reactions? No, they never existed. We did Season 1 coverage in the form of an episode. The Season 2 ones were the only time we did direct reactions and stuff. People lost the same thing about Mandalorian. We never did Season 1, but we did Season 2 and 3. I don't think anything currently that's been released for eFap has been taken down or at least on my end or YouTube's end right now. I think everything's still up. Anything you find or can't find doesn't exist, at least. I think so anyway. Star grift special regardless. I'm excited to imbibe whatever content you boys invent going forward. Especially the accolade review. Sweet. All good things can come to an end. Started watching the Clone Wars after being frustrated with live action. I'm understanding why even fans don't care for Season 1. Of course, it's going to understand easily. You got to start with the movie though. If you didn't start with the movie, that's a big mistake. If people think the accolade ratio is bad, think about what the Rey movie is going to be. The accolade current ratio likes 177 to 520. Yeah, that Rey movie, I anticipate 750k dislikes. Well, this one's not done yet. Let's not undersell this one. This one's got a long way to go. Yeah, do you mean in the first week for the Rey movie trailer or first day? Yeah, 500 to 750k. Because it's ultimately what destroyed the sequels. Now they're trying to continue that story. There's nothing to do with Rey. You're taking something that destroyed six films before it, and you're now trying to stretch it and continue it. What do you expect is going to be the feedback? Yeah, and it also has the added, again, the same thing the accolade has is the added narrative about the person who's in charge of this, Charmino Bajnoy and certain things she's said. So that's going to get a lot of attention. Yeah, they're almost, I think this came upon an open bar, but they're almost in a worse position than if they would be with a blank IP. If the accolade were a new IP, it would have a hell of a lot less dislikes. Yes, because I don't think that the trailer was, like, horrifically bad or anything. I think the trailer was a little uninspired and lacked a lot of specifics. It's everything surrounding, everything they've told us about this series that is really making people skeptical. Yeah, bring back Rule of Three, whatever happened to that. Rule of Three. Oh, with the boys? Yeah, I'd have to ask them if they're available. I asked them to have a separate show, but they were quite busy. Mauler just came across the EFAP highlight of the most embarrassing The Rise of Skywalker trailer reaction. It is probably the funniest thing I will see all year. Yeah, the highlights channel is moving through like all the classic stuff. Make sure to leave a comment on those videos. The wolf is running it, so you'll know what you want to see, sort of, it's just a collection of easier to find moments as opposed to scrolling through like 10 hour podcasts and stuff, but also keep watching the main podcast too. That's also cool. I'm also okay with that. Does Nigerian slavers use a light whip in Clone Wars? It's like, Nigerian slavers a light whip in Clone Wars. I don't know if I remember the arc. Oh, what season? The little, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right. That is how they work. They just fucking open up randomly. Can you go to the... Can you go back to when it ignited? That fucking freeze. I want to see if it actually ignites from a hilt. Yeah, here it is. It's so retarded, dude. I just want to spews out. There would be no fucking mass, basically. There would be no fucking mass with that to actually have it whip, if that makes sense. You know what I mean? It's just light. Yes. Which isn't like inherently what makes lightsaber such an interesting weapon because so little mass other than like directly around the hilt, which is why it's difficult for anyone that's not a Jedi to be able to control. Have any of you played Hogwarts Legacy if so, would you think? Slytherin Forever? It's a fun game. You got a little bit boring. I missed that one. I liked it. I liked Hogwarts Legacy. I never wore superhero attire and fought the armies of Satan. Now I have no idea who makes, how the makers weren't sued. Those Westerns felt like Nickelodeon show for kids. Bad Batch X-Men Walking Dead showgun invincible airing right now. What? Yeah, I think invincible is back, right? As far as I know, yes. I've seen it. Theory, now we are free. I will see you again, but not yet. Soon. In Elysium. Theory, your palpy impression is unparalleled. Send the grift off in style with a coat of your voice for old time's sake. Preferably something funny like Mooie Mooie Yusa Boys. Mooie Mooie Yusa Boys Bombad. Love you guys. Beautiful. Or is that supposed to be in Palpatine? I think so, Palpatine, yeah. Mooie Mooie Yusa Boys Bombad. It feels right. It feels right. In game, grift, lore, villains, Leslie Headlin, Dave Filoni, K.K. Iger, Hidalgo. Man, we should make a game. So many lightsabers, I'm gonna... How do y'all feel about George saying making magic isn't for amateurs? You know, I've had this video done for literally the day he said it. I just haven't uploaded it because it's a tough one to upload, but I'll probably upload it for tomorrow. But the only issue I take with his entire statement, his entire position, is making magic is not for amateurs. It wasn't amateur. It was an amateur filmmaker, basically. That's the most for the guy who is so fed up with the industry and the corporatization of it and the Hollywood regime. That just seems so antithetical to everything he built his entire career on. And I don't like that statement. No. But there was a lot of people going really hard on George Lucas for making that statement about Bob Iger, which... Say what you want, whatever. Disney stock was about $50 per share when he made that deal. I mean, he's over-doubled his money off the deal that Bob Iger gave him. So it's not surprising that he would just have his back, even after all the bullshit that's happened. I'll miss your show, guys. You have to stick together. Omega Voice. Can y'all talk about the state of storytelling in cinema? Execs ruin every movie compared to 80s, 90s. Writers should ask for more. Producers should ask for more. I think the writers today are just run-of-the-mill diluted. They suck. I was going to say, I think the problem exists essentially all tears now, right? Because we even have comments from higher-ups that are interesting in terms of turning the tide. You need some of the bean counters to be like, yo, I need you guys to make me money. However you need to do that, tell some good fucking stories and then they'll be like, good stories. How do we do that? I've only made, you know, I only was an assistant writer on one episode of one TV show three years ago. So I don't know exactly how to write a $300 million movie, but I'll give it my best shot. It's like, hmm, that could be a mistake, too. There's, you know, the conversations have happened over many years now. It's this insane rot at almost all levels, almost every way you could imagine how not to create a story. They're basically using it as a one-on-one. Like you should definitely do this with no experience. Rush it. Don't even have a script. Always focus on like whatever idea you have first and just work everything toward that quickly. Even if you then have to reshoot it entirely and zombify and Frankenstein everything in it and then just shove it out. Just get it out as quickly as possible. Multiverse of madness, yeah. New Alien movie. Is there a new Alien movie? Yes. There was a new trailer. Yeah. Oh. He's really excited. I felt very negative in that coverage, but I don't care. I am a scorned Alien fan. That was like the most like the most fucking tired, fed up bullshit I've heard from you in a while, I think. Reaction to that simple trailer. The thing is, I think I saw and was interested in Alien before Star Wars. Like that shit goes really far back and like I said, a strong memory of it is my dad being like, I don't know if you want to see the third one. And I was like, what are you talking about? Like Alien and Alien is amazing. I need to see what happens next. And he was like, okay. What the hell happened? Good parenting right there. And then it fails again and then again and then again and then again and then again and now we're back to this trailer looks good though. Yeah. I'm sure the movie will be about as good as Prey and that's going to be kind of I've tried to explain this a couple of times to you on other streams. I don't want that for that franchise. Alien and Aliens are incredible films like great beyond great beyond great. I don't want them to end up being what if the alien attacks a bunch of people on a space station that's even bigger than the Nostromo it's like okay what if it attacks them in a jungle you know that's different than Predator because it's an alien. What if it attacks a bunch of people in medieval times what if it attacks a bunch of people what if it attacks ancient Egypt what if they're on like a moon where the gravity is really limited that could be interesting and it's just like man I thought Alien was it was just ready for so much more than that there was like Wayland Utani I find fascinating I don't even know if they're going to be fucking mentioned beyond being like a you know like a cameo like oh shit this this facility was built by Wayland Utani like the Burke stuff all of the politics that happens in aliens before you even get to like the mission and of course all the character work the world building and then the mystery I am very much a battered and beaten alien fan and seeing that trailer made me sad and it's like that's the opposite of what it's supposed to do and I was like I know I really hope it is great I hope it's fucking great it would be nice if it was great I'm just not a big alien fan so it's not like I don't feel as like it's spurned by everything as you do I guess Aliens is like my second favorite film of all time behind prestige so it's kind of drawn with like T2, Termina is exactly the fucking same by the way it was a franchise it's kind of insane how much they match people who keep saying they should do something in old republic please stop it's the last untainted by current regime that is true which is why whenever I like to have a pitch to do like a Jedi Mandalorian Wars or something I say I don't trust anybody to do it but that would be cool to see I'm curious about how Yoda learned about Darth Bane's Rule of Two since it was hidden from the Jedi to ensure Sith victory maybe Acolyte will show I hope it doesn't yeah let's hope Acolyte gets us that piece of lore in there yeah no please you know Yoda's been alive for so many years and there was a darkness there was a dark time that he had I think I don't know why I'm thinking of year 400 but I remember reading something I just can't remember where that he battled his own darkness too I mean imagine being 900 years old you're going to have some rough days you're going to have some days where you're like I don't even want to live to 50 I couldn't imagine living an entire fucking millennium fed up with shit now how long would your any three be on sale I really want one I'm saving up for it and just don't want it to go oh dude don't worry about it man so the full site will launch this week or early next week we're right there and my god it is so much work because we don't want to just create something generic but you guys will see when it's all said and done um no it'll be up it'll be up forever so you're good man you're alright but you know with it with the site there's coming 120 more options to choose from and yesterday I just paid for the the order quantity for the stands the saber stands and then also the um custom limited edition theory saber exclusive that should be released May 4th as well so exciting times exciting times uh and second would you say it's your one to one MR no so this is more kin the any three is more kin to so what happened was Lucasfilm used TXQ's Annie Hilt for Ahsoka and so it's a little bit different than ROTS so it's um but even since then it's been changed a little bit again so it's not exactly like the Ahsoka show however it's um it's definitely inspired by it you'll have a shit ton of pictures to look from once the full site is up and videos and every saber will have you'll see you'll see Mahler why did you stop playing the elevator music when people argue theory have you watched Parasite the Maxim will you watch Parasite the Grey I don't know what that is um it it felt like it was like a 50-50 between is that the rags and wolf music or is that the people argue music and then it was also like it had to be really petty arguments it couldn't be like a fair argument or an interesting one or quick one it was like a perfect timing thing but I think it will come up I do use it in a super chat catch up that hasn't come out yet because rags and fringy argue about something that's all I remember is it was super retarded and I wasn't paying attention so I put on music um and I think it got claimed too but I was like you know what it's fucking worth it I want Kermit Swayce Swayce I know theory needs to see F&T binge versus weekly debate that shit was funny the boys are doing more one more stream together love this collaboration we said last week we're doing one more hey Star Wars theory Mahler and R.K. gonna miss you Jans during work it's been great these past few months to all which Star Wars character would you want to work would you want to do death sticks with Molly what's your perfect Sunday Oh so many my perfect Sunday good question dude what Star Wars character that sticks with Jaja right it's your perfect Sunday honestly I kind of want to just get high with Padme and smash so Padme it's fair don't make it too sad though she'll die that's gonna happen eventually might as well be me that does it uh perfect Sunday I don't know just fucking hang out with some family have some fun friends talk some media watch some movies play some games go on some adventures long walk by the beach have you watched Berserk 97 you're gonna love it it has a guy with big muscles as the protagonist oh yeah well that's you know that's all it takes for me to love something I have not seen Berserk 97 dude I never got theory to sing the saga begins maybe I can get him to sing one of Paul Simon's songs about Carrie Fisher maybe maybe not you guys will better fucking take theory's last proposition love the show guys and Ryan you want to bang uh send pics there's a 70% chance they won't but 70 yeah there's a 30% chance they might so you know hold on hold on I'm interested in how to yeah it's probably we're just gonna be like a I don't have time Mahler I know we complain about Anakin's fall being too fast it's just frustrating I had to get a great explanation why it's so fast in Kotor why I need to play Kotor so what do you mean so fast in Kotor I assume they're saying they had they played Kotor and they got an understanding of why it was fast in that or I don't know Anakin's not in Kotor yeah I don't really I don't really understand the comment necessarily either not sure one thing I really realize when I was watching Revenge of the Sith is that I need to read the book again because it's probably been a decade since I read Revenge of the Sith novelization which goes into so much detail about like kind of the things that are happening what's in people's minds as it's happening like the idea of base Windu like sensing fear and like kind of using that to continue to pressure him with his vapod style and Palpatine kind of you think that's my fear that you sense and him realizing that it's fucking Anakin's fear who's coming yeah it's just novelization is awesome yeah that sounds cool I mean the thing with me for the prequels is like we could have had three more movies like you know one between each one maybe two between like clone Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith and one between Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones something like that it's so much more story to do and I would have loved it with those actors as well that's one of the things I really appreciate I don't know how you guys feel about it Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi man amazing perfect casting, perfect execution I don't think anyone thinks he damaged Obi-Wan and it's really cool to have pulled it off a lot of the time it just doesn't work when you do a recasting like that especially with someone like Alec Guinness well that's different yeah what are your thoughts if they remaster the prequels redo the VFX into the no it holds up better than shit I'm seeing coming out right now I just don't see the need it looks phenomenal there's a couple things here and there obviously but for the most part the level of detail on some of these like battle sequences that they have you know shots in whether it's a Jedi temple or Padme's apartment or things and just it obviously has a look right it has a fairly clean look to it but in some of like the style that they were going for it looks phenomenal I don't even think they need to touch them for soundtracks it's hard to beat Empire with the Imperial March the battle of Hoth the asteroid field attacking a Star Destroyer of the Bestman theme and Clash of Savers it's a close fight honestly but I do tend to side with Revenge of the Sith question for all three of you what's your favorite MCU film the minds between Civil War and Avengers Spider-Man 1 2001 2002 oh you mean Toby Spider-Man yeah I think when they say MCU Iron Man and After nope they can't do that anymore because now Spider-Man is in the MCU that is true boo I move around a little bit obviously the first Avengers is fucking amazing I even think Infinity War is amazing I like Winter Soldier you know what the first Iron Man movie I don't know if it gets too much more perfect than that and that was before everything started fucking going insane it's true first Iron Man movie is great I think Infinity War was pretty damn awesome I think Infinity War for as many characters and narratives as they had to weave throughout it I think it's an amazing fucking movie like when you consider the level of difficulty of weaving all those different personalities and characters and stuff like that within it I think it's a bigger achievement maybe than anything else they had done I think that's what everyone had to say when they saw it was amazing we had three major splinters of all of the big teams and then they all intersected moved over in different places and huge payoffs and development nice and it felt really constructed then you watch Endgame and it's like a mess a complete fucking mess in terms of it's just like oh god I guess they ran out of time with this one because they were all over the place should have just ended it's fucking leave half of the people dead a lot of people say like the MCU ended with Endgame a way better ending at the end of Infinity War a really depressing but kind of sort of poignant ending but the nature of like sort of minor quibbles and petty differences can actually lead it just enough to destroy almost everything you've built and you just be more careful because the thing I think that carries from Civil War into Infinity War is that the splintering of the Avengers prevents them from defeating Thanos when they probably could have if they're all together Yeah, never picked up the phone but Infinity War is a good pick Epic all the time would you guys ever do a stream of the red letter media if you could I think that'd be fun I don't know if they've ever done a live stream I'd do it, they've been on McCulloch-Holkins podcast but I think that's about as far as they'll go I assume I don't know if there's anything like an actual word on this but I think they avoid collaborations as much as they can it's a I don't really need to like well I mean you know it's fun is why you can do it right but like I think they avoid it for just the sake of they have a very clean and isolated presence online Yeah It's true I'm way too low Sorry, not that it's maxed out Love you guys, you'll always have interesting takes but who do you want the new James Bond to be I'm seeing it might be Aaron Taylor Johnson You know I thought Henry Cavill could have been good Idris Elba could have been good I don't know man, Daniel Craig and Sean Connery I just don't think you can really top that ever So I mean I think that I don't mind if it's Aaron Taylor Johnson but I don't think he's actually been offered the role there was a lot of whispers about that last week and it looks like it may have jumped the gun or maybe he doesn't want it or something but Cavill is 40 I think he's perfect for it I think they should have done it a while ago but I just don't know He is also super recognizable which if you look back at the history of James Bond castings they're not going out there and casting like A-listers typically Pierce Brosnan was doing fucking Remington steel you know when he when he got offered to do Bond so I don't know I'm fine with Aaron Taylor Johnson I think he's like 33 or 34 um I have no idea who it's going to be Brandon Mahler should write their own comic book how much of a writer I guess I will fuck myself in Finally started watching Game of Thrones Ed Stark seems like such a good dude can't wait to watch eight seasons of this guy hell yeah he has a really great arc all throughout you lose your mind what starfighter would you choose if they were real fiatty moondies throbbing head that face that's a picture of theory would come on top of this head hey it's icing it's cream it's icing why am I crying yeah I'm not even going to answer that man fuck how about that Mahler I've been bringing all your e-fap streams from episode one binging episode one lately got to a particular episode how curious do you still believe water is wet yes I disagree with rags on the fundamentals we can't have we have this whole debate over is water makes things wet therefore it cannot be wet but you never encounter water in any other position than being surrounded by water therefore water is always wet water if you go down to the particle see it's not making things wet or rather it makes things wet it isn't wet itself nobody feels or experiences water at the particle they always have it even a droplet is already way more to me that's what we call water and that's what is wet water is wet isn't there like a Derek Zoolander quote for this what is it like water is the essence of moisture moisture something like the man man speaking of things that didn't need sequels you know what would be hilarious if we had a stream one day where all of us were dressed up as Zoolander characters I think you and I could be Hansel and Derek and then Mahler would have to be Mugatu hmm that'd be funny we're on Zoolander 2 when he fucking rips off that fucking muscle suit wait I didn't see Zoolander 2 don't it's bad yeah yeah I didn't see it the one scene in Obi-Wan's initial attack on Mahle felt so much more violent and authentic than any pitter patter shit we've gotten in years it feels dangerous and you're able to feel it differently dude that's the is Nick Gillard man that's like the choreography in the pickles is just fucking next level it can't be beat it's kind of ironic too because in the sequels they argue they were going for like a rougher they're untrained yeah keep in mind when they're doing this they're using actual metal metal blades or the hand I mean like in the back of the head there is nothing from any era of Disney Star Wars that competes with this what's the best one we've gotten do you think? that's a good question man what is the best duel in the sequels? in Disney canon period so we can bring in like I think most people's answer is probably going to be Anakin Ahsoka I think that maybe the next one would be What's His Nuts Ray Stevenson's character Anasoka I guess would be the next one like I don't know man which was still bad but I guess they're better than the sequels yeah that's what I'm saying like by process of elimination it just seems so slow like watch this and then watch those dude do you remember the Ray Kyler one in Rise of Skywalker where like they're like the way the lightsabers unclash is really fucking strange like they both keep doing like a they like break a pot really oddly over and over again and then of course like I don't even know why she was losing that one it doesn't even make sense considering everything we do that she loses I like this one to be honest it might be biased a little bit do you want to uh do you want to claim Disney canon on that one on mine? yeah no that's my own universe that's my own spin there's no Disney influence at all video games count of course not no thank you for all being humble, civil and giving thousands of people entertainment you guys are doing great things oh thanks Sinister Reviews whoa biggest super chat of the day from Corey he says yo gents have really enjoyed watching the streams with you three you each have a different unique take on Star Wars which makes for fun and dynamic conversations we'll be seeing you all on your other channels, right on thank you thanks man pre-Visla Darth Maul fight in Clone Wars top 5 of all time, that one was pretty good yeah it's tough to count any animated dual just because you are obviously you're limited physically what you can do pretty much anything you want oh did you see, hold on I don't know if you see Savaggio Press right there Mauler I've seen this before yeah that's the savagery there let's see the original one let's see the original one the spin go with both hold this look he's getting away stop him he pulled a 300 on him so hold on can you go back one second and how pointless so not there but when Savage comes down he plants his lightsaber in the ground basically and then has the other lightsaber guarding his face Palpatine it's after this it's back when it's to the regular animation it's right after they do their superhero landing so this just a couple seconds before just let it play from here watch Savage go down and plant his lightsaber he's got his other blade up and Palpatine for no reason whatsoever just slams directly into it's lightsaber let them go down right here look at Savage look at that look at the fucking stick it lightsaber ignites to block it you know what I'm talking about yeah yeah at least for no reason what I mean is he takes both fucking lightsabers and about to fucking hammer them that's been a problem throughout all of Star Wars anyone that has two blades versus one it's always been like a hmm like man you know general exactly when you have another opponent right there what is the point of trying to slap both of your lightsabers through their fucking especially on the same plane now if you're going to come around and do something like this that makes sense then it might be unblockable but like both lightsabers same plane fucking right next to each other oh shit that's what I mean this has been blocked yeah really? you showed so much of this just wait for a little bit just stop showing it it'll come back up what a joke stream should be back now so you just got to you can't play it for too long or it does that anybody that missed the conversation we were talking about how the team basically takes both of his fucking lightsabers and holds them right next to each other to try to fucking slash through so Vajopress instead of doing something else with another one of his lightsabers he's evil he's evil but he's also fucking really smart I don't believe I heard your take on the creator of God of War not liking Kratos arc in the Norse games any thoughts yeah he said something along the lines of don't inject your own experiences just because the creators at the time had kids and that changed their lives they shouldn't then force Kratos to have a kid and have his life change as a result of it which I find complete horseshit considering he's dealt with two different kids in the original games and series already so he's already had the father experience and the moving on and having a new one to explore that part of his character just doesn't assassinate or contradict anything at all I have no idea what the big issue is problems with the storyline or the characterization itself go right ahead but the concept of Kratos being a father we've already had several examples being his original kid and then like how he behaves with Pandora God of War 3 as far as I'm concerned if everybody rewatches how that game goes and how it ends sets up all of the Norse era there's no contradictions there's no like oh no you're ruining it by not having him kill everybody like mindlessly awesome he's like no no watch it right at the end you can see all of the setup for Kratos' arc is about to begin significantly he doesn't exactly enjoy or think well of his decisions throughout the first three games I love God of War all of them pretty much great character arc I enjoyed it but at the same time I understand the criticism of like don't just inject yourself into a character but I just don't believe that's what they did I think that they focused hard on what they were doing with Kratos they didn't just throw themselves in I fully agree don't inject yourself into a character that's already established but I think in this case like you said makes sense it's good people are still saying it's blocked by the way it's like the whole stream down no a lot of people are saying it's back I guess it's coming back at different intervals oh yeah some people saying it's back yeah that's so weird can't even like react to anything even if it's on mute which is strange I reacted to that whole video so it's like I mean there are ways right like the ways we try to do it is you put up a an image at like half opacity and then you mute and you can basically play it it looks awkward but that's about as well as you can do it without them taking you down bizarre yeah it's up for me so good whatever got blocked twice but back now okay well make sure you hit like button while you're here hey all Mahler and Ryan has there ever been a movie series that made you guys cry oh yeah for me Gladiator and Last Samurai we'll miss you both thank you for your entertainment always reference T2's ending that gets me almost every time oh yeah anytime there's a fucking like children or a dog involved you know might get some tears out of me watching you three talk about the prequel trilogy really makes me miss feeling positive about Star Wars indeed yeah I mean it's sort of tangent on that sort of thing I'm with you and I like talking positively and happily about you know like like IPs and so you just got to kind of find the ones that are still feeding you with wild content to dead dig into and discuss and stuff and I'd say like that's what me and Ryan are very hyped about with hot day it's like that's going to start up and we're going to be able to do weekly streams just talking about how fucking awesome it is hopefully yeah talking about hot D as well if anyone is interested but it'll be on my fantasy theory channel and it'll be with my friend Nick him and I will be discussing it in different videos so that's where I discuss like anything pop culture that's not Star Wars have you watched season one yet? no not yet gotta get out? well I guess you gotta tell Jim I gotta get out she can't do that shoot her or something patience viceroy patience she will die she will die despite of your differences you talk to each other respectfully about something that we all grew up loving and want to love again that's what's missing right now in all of our countries yeah I would even say that we don't really have that vast of a difference on things just maybe what like and or I think there's some pretty big differences in how we look at like pretty much any Star Wars stuff and I think all of us value different things in some ways yeah but I think we're able to format the conversation so that we all feel like we're on the same wavelength we just have different experiences and values right? yeah like the whole like Anakin turning to the dark yeah like yeah I feel like all three of us have a different POV on Andor and how much we like it and they very much can't coexist in the sense of what you like and don't like but at the same time we can easily talk about them yeah there's no bearing on these guys being my friends or not like I don't know I think people today like you have to be friends with people who have the same beliefs and same views as you and I just think it's super lame it's lame yeah that's like having the Avengers in that case would be everyone would be Captain America or everyone would be Iron Man it's like well what's what the hell is that Ultron yeah really diversity but like the real diversity because it's like yeah like actual diversity release the 6 hour cut of Phantom Menace do it was about to listen to Binary Sunset before I go to bed but it's safe to assume Disney is gonna rename that track to non Binary Sunset it's pretty funny it's possible I tried to appreciate the latest episode but I really didn't like Fennec Shan's attitude I like her in Book of Boba Fett but not her attitude in this episode yeah Book of Boba Fett she's a little more personable a little more reasonable in Bad Bat she's more like snooty and arrogant I'd say elitist I would say she's a little like cold I feel like that feels more like her character was in the little we saw of her in Mandalorian I think Book of Boba Fett she took a turn you have the willingness and capability of making custom sabers I do yeah we're really that's how Theory Saber started making custom ones we're releasing a new custom on May 4th found out in November my wife has cancer it's not terminal oh that's good and feel like she needs a saber with a pink cancer awareness blade money is not an issue I mean well first of all I'm happy to hear that it's not terminal I hope she'll make a good quick recovery but also all the blades are RGB so you can change it to whatever you want but if you're talking about the hilt to be pink I'd love to make a cancer awareness saber be sweet and then we could like donate a big chunk of the profits to breast cancer research that could be something we can look at down the line for sure yeah the thing is with that I would have to make a minimum order quantity so it would be like I'd have to make a minimum of a few hundred of them and we could probably do that when is breast cancer awareness month or just is there a cancer awareness month October Tuesday October 1st so we could do something probably for October something like that I'm a cancer encyclopedia yeah I'm sorry to hear about your wife though man I'm glad it's not terminal anything but still a lot to go through yeah episode 2 also the best names sleazebag and it was a good one well I agree with your take on the Yoda and Palpatine fight in Revenge of the Sith remember when RLM said that George ruined the force and use that scene as an example excuse for covering the Disney Star Wars yeah I don't like I said I don't I think we mentioned this on a previous Star Wars I don't see what they do in that scene as anything past what we thought was possible with the force I think RLM also take issue with Yoda even having a lightsaber so it's silly I think I don't want to misquote but I think he said something like you just don't expect Yoda to feel the need to even have one in the first place or something and I remember thinking like I don't know if I buy that you know because you don't see his lightsaber in the OT but that doesn't mean that he never used one or anything I don't have a problem using a saber I think it's cool I think it's so badass how he conserves his energy and walks with the cane and then uses all of the power of like 900 years of the force and just like becomes the most deadly weapon with a saber yeah he's a bird's back to being tired he's at a point in his life in his career that he doesn't need a lightsaber very often at all he shouldn't right but absolutely he's a Jedi he's still gonna have one like my my guess is that he did he ever recover his lightsaber that he dropped in the duel probably not right probably not yeah and even if he had I if you're in hiding and you're pretty resigned to being in hiding I don't even think you're gonna bring you wouldn't want to have that look at what Obi-Wan did right he fucking buried his for a while very shit yeah what's up its officials to the last of a very fun very short live podcast keep it crumb and Ryan you will never escape that salacious burn it's like he's dumb I don't think he wants to my sister queens will miss this show thank you Josh Shanae Alas does this mean we'll never get Mauler introducing theory to play ackbar's theme I did a couple streams ago he's aware of it it's a it's a good one $20 ain't much but I've been watching rule of two since the OG mark and whatever that guy's name was I remember his dog's name was Leia but for sure you all have been the most entertaining group to watch talk Star Wars thank you Abilore thanks thanks bro thanks for reading the super chats last week almost forgot but sending the note to my future self helped PS salacious will miss this podcast now what will we watch while hugging his R.K. Oak post body pillow and only two of those sold so it's good to know you have that salacious crime as one of them you have both of them yeah when he has to wash it yeah cause all the crumbs you know yeah he doesn't wash it dude he crumbs all over that pillow the three of you when you disagree on something remind me of my brothers and I during Thanksgiving we don't yell at each other about politics we yell about Star Wars there you go I don't think we've yelled too much on the podcast we've had some memes me occasionally but that's about it project soy wars embrace the expanded universe yeah when the generous sith farts do they create an unintentional force push also if force users gain weight do they get more powerful due to increase in mass yes to both questions yeah I was gonna say that's actually like a very like cause if you have more cells in your body but if you get fatter are you getting more cells I mean you are but when you get more midichlorians whoever's riding the lore I guess I would say no I'd say you get more fat cells we're gonna get more midichlorian cells yeah so they're like the theory goes that you know once Anakin lost part of his arm he's still obviously fucking super powerful but when he lost part of his arm he may have lost a tiny bit of that force potential as well that he could have possibly had if he had stayed intact the entire time same with Luke and shit so it's an interesting theory to be like if you got really fucking fat could you potentially have more midichlorians it's poor Jedi he finds out about midichlorians misunderstands him overreads like crazy 10 years later Yoda explains it to him he's like he like sneaks into the Jedi council chamber and steals Yoda's fucking hover round thing and it's like collapsing under his weight yeah it's like he's just skimming off the floor he's just like scraping the interior of the Jedi temple and then there's a deleted scene of Anakin tracking him down and killing some fat fuck slowly hovering away while Anakin's walking toward him I have to make that into an animation that's actually hilarious um Lizzo must have great potential goodbye weekly stargift looking forward to watching again for the big releases like the acolyte by the way I love the prequels and I've been looking forward to the discussion thanks man we don't say no homo we say no diddy yeah diddy's house got raided apparently by the feds damn a lot of gay sex going on there really? that's the story why not I guess if Yoda was at the Jedi temple during Order 66 could he have stopped Anakin yes I did a fan fiction where he went to Mustafar Obi-Wan got slaughtered by Palpatine yeah he was even dead Chadan Chadamane Chadamane Archer Chadamane he should should should Bon Voyage Thank you. Thanks Well, you read the name. Yeah Go back It's an appropriate name. Oh, it's not really there's nothing wrong figure nag it is the name of that super chatter Within YouTube's terms of service apparently Who do you guys think was the most underused in the prequels? Who do you think was used just the right amount? under you probably count Dooku A lot of people say mall Popular answer yes people probably Dooku more angry versus over all three of them in that I wish I had more of all of them But I think that stacks in order like more the most than Dooku then grievous And then who's used the just the right amount probably Palpatine No, what if like What if we had gotten an extra like hour of Phantom menace? and you kind of get introduced to a Little bit more like the behind-the-scenes shit going on at the temple and Dooku is still there and like Dooku's involved in everything Yeah, and then you see like and he's like upset at inaction or whatever and then Like on dies and you see him like blow up at Yoda and leaves a Jedi order. Yeah. Yeah Which favorite character from prequels and why is it Darth? I just like you automatically fill in Because that's his correct form Wait, don't you want to answer that question or I said quite gone? Oh? Really he's your favorite from I thought it was Anakin Anakin's overall I'd say but but quite gone is like I think probably the Who you'd want to be? Yeah, I think Obi-Wan like I mean, I fucking love Anakin, but yeah You get to see you in and all three Yeah Ryan how much it'll only take a minute or two how much That she's the dawn is a big fan of the crew of acolyte death took gender studies Yeah Probably thanks for the streams boys. What's up, Sam? Thank you for everything guys theory hit me up if you need someone to talk Star Wars with Star Wars is alive And well in the EU and in the first six films. It's not Bangry Badger Any good Boba Fett comic stories. I once heard Boba Fett was originally going to be Anakin's brother. I have not heard this But apparently Obi-Wan has a brother what? From the Obi-Wan show. I don't even remember that what? Oh brother from What's his name? He's talking to Leia He's like talking about his brother Oh, I don't even remember that. Yeah, it was pretty stupid. I didn't like it. How would he even remember? I mean, I guess maybe he could Obi-Wan had a brother over on Stu John, huh? Maybe I just missed that His name was Daryl I remember a baby Yes, I think I had a brother. I forgot all about that sequence. Yeah Maybe it's general Grievous. Wouldn't that be a great twist? No, he's a different species. What do you mean? That doesn't stop it. That could make sense Sad to see you guys. What if they had Omega's blood and they combined that With Grievous's skeleton and Obi-Wan's hair, you know, like if you get it all in And Omega's accent it just makes sense Uh, good and that gets you Daryl to Kenobi Sad to see you guys go loving these streams might as well give you mine host hot pastrami toasted rice salt and pepper swiss cheese mustard pickles Banana peppers and crispy onions. God bless. I bet you someone from the stream is going to go make that sandwich Oh, yeah Bet you haven't sound too bad. They got to know what it tastes like sounds freaking awesome Every time I hear from people doing acolyte, it's nothing but DEI Yet others get pissy when you notice the thing. Sorry to see this end But keep up the great work ray trailer for a mill dislikes I wouldn't be surprised Wouldn't be surprised. I Get big ideas and intellectuals as guests theory Big idiots and into the cutal the philosophers The philosophers Yeah, big idiots. He's one of the roman ones Into what I feel like controlling Take me fucking 10 years to explain the efat memes And I'll just go with like the end game, which is very famous philosophers. Yeah, big idiots Can you read this one? I'm gonna sneeze last star grip. I have to make a grown man cry I blame disney they put out so much vile dog shit long man cannot keep up Pretty much you foster Get chris stuckman as a new host. Oh hell, yeah Justine Who's that? He's a film reviewer Might be a little bit busy as well, but hey, it'd be fun What are the absolute worst lightsaber duels from anything and why those? uh episode 789 Yeah, anytime I see ray and kylo clashing blades. I think it Is the watch. Yeah, it's pretty horrible I think there was some like the last obviously moller spent a lot of time talking about the last shit I thrown room fight and everything I think there's some like interesting ideas like in that scene And I think it's just the most poorly executed shit you can imagine It's like they did one take and we're like, uh, fuck it. We'll fix it in post. Yeah, literally, but yet we won't Yeah How would you make a star wars l4d game death troopers or like vong slaves or something shame it's over Left for dead Oh, I was gonna say what the fuck is l4d. Um, yeah, I guess you could do zombie storm troopers But I don't know. I haven't played too much left for dead. So I feel like yeah I mean, it's not there's there's a set of main classes. You could probably find star wars equivalents for the lot of them Um, yeah smokers. I'm not sure Maybe that would be jar jar banks. You need a really long tongue. So I could work the zombie jar jar For sake of conversation, can you all three can you list your top three to five jedi and why? Um I'll give you a quick rundown uh kwagon anakin and uh, I'm gonna go with dooku today Kwagon because he's he doesn't take shit He doesn't listen to the council anakin because he's well he's anakin And then dooku because he also follows his own ideas and found out that the jedi were actual pawns of the political game um Mine's gonna be grand master luke skywalker actual luke skywalker from the eu uh jason solo um kip doran Uh corn horn and kyle katar There you go. That's my top five I I reserve the right to change the order though and also the list I would probably gun for uh I guess the anakin vader overall idealized vision of that story and what it means And then the same for count dooku With as little as I think there is to gain just from the movies There's still so much about what you know about him that I think is fascinating Um, and I would I could do with the fucking movie all about count dooku like it's uh Yeah, so much to work with and then um, yeah luke just ot luke. I've always loved his story You still gonna watch tales the jedi? That's a short watch Cheers fellas to a great run i'll keep watching you all separately and for the reunions much love Much love dude. Thank you for joining Isn't it funny that disney got george lucas to come in and say making star wars isn't for amateurs Meanwhile, the show runners are literally bragging about hiring writers who've never seen star wars. Hmm indeed disney knows it is having a quality issue with marvel and star wars the question is why won't they change Especially when it comes to all the lost money I don't know why they won't change politics and agendas You guys think venestra roe will be will use her light whip. Yeah, it's confirmed 100 percent A star griff ending because of conflicting schedules sad to see it end, but it was fun while it lasted Yeah, the boys have a lot going on. It's got a lot of shit going on. Yeah Well, there's a lot of people saying like more got burned out. It's like no, I I'm The complete opposite. I'm firing all cylinders. I'm on all kinds of shows and making all kinds of videos It's just that I can't fit in another one. I wanted to try uh, and you know what? I'm glad we got the 14 episodes With specials to come as opposed to zero, you know, like instead of just blocking it out entirely. It was fun that we did it Yeah, I'd rather think of it that way. Yeah We need to see ferro ryan for the last time Maybe if you stick around at the end Please sub to moller and ryan's channels. Yeah, they're linked in the description I'm gonna refresh the stream if you need to but they're there I've been making my way through return of the jedi eu. I'm on book 17 of the njo series is The jaden core duology any good also ryan mentioned after njo kip doesn't play a big story such a shame yeah, so the jaden core duology is interesting I they're not my favorite books But I like jaden core because your character from jedi academy game and shit like that I enjoy them, but they're a departure from the kind of very structured Like series that are coming before you can both you can read both of them almost as stand-alones between rip is a rip tied and cross current. I think that's the the name of those but um Yeah, kip does not play a massive role in the story afterwards, which is a waste for these bad ass All three you guys are incredibly passionate fans. Love watching your content. Thank you Have you guys checked out severance season one from season one to two underrated shows with a lot of good stuff? I have not I think that's an apple tv show. I have yet to check it out Homer simpson this one's for you the dono is the same color as your skin eight out of 19 in njo and vector prime Was really good. I cried at the death and the funeral of chewy manly tears I know spoiler warning out there um, but yes, thank you And thank you rossi. Did you hit 300k? I did. Yeah the other day Oh chat, we got to give him some some I don't know some balloons or something like a cake Cake emoji in the chat. Just yeah Celebration fireworks something like that. Thank you guys. I appreciate it Good job Thanks. I think george's direction to revenge is the strongest I love how the movie flows, but the score is so beautiful and the cgi mostly holds up too Always love you guys together Thanks, zed. Thanks, zed. Hmm Yeah, like I vote the way I've always viewed george is that he is I think is a fantastic storyteller Um, like I don't think his strength is as a filmmaker necessarily to strengthen storytelling um And but I do think that revenge of the sith by far is like the best of the prequels when it comes to filmmaking as well I agree The next star was movie should begin with a character standing over a handsome A headstone that reads so I was looking at ryan. I just got confused Uh over a headstone that reads ray skywalker and saying this will begin to make things right That'd be a that's some of the message, huh? Did you hear about some inappropriate touching hayden Someone someone inappropriate touching hayden in the napolis comic con? No, I did not Didn't hear anything about it Let me pull it out Is it I hope it's someone inappropriately touching him Uh, that's what I hope the story is Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm sure not that I want hayden have to go through something like that. I'm just saying no Rossi for five bucks says best sabers on the market. It's no theory www.theoriesabers.com can chat tell us something about this Does someone touch them weird? I don't know Hey, thanks rossi I would use and sorry to everyone who's been wanting a theory talk streams every night and uh streams on the gaming channel We're pretty much in the end game now for the site to launch and once the site launches, you know, I'll have more time But right now it's crunch time, baby. So a lot of work That we still have to do I would use seruk tech to put vong into machines or graph machines onto vong to be kind them That'd be weird check out Jed ward What is that? Thank you bird man. Apparently he's cool Is that what is that the Anakin thing? I have no idea It's just somebody's spamming check out jedward. Oh jesus I haven't been around much lately, but I do catch the streams on replay I just want to say I like many of the people on before I didn't like many of the people on before mauler and ryan And i'm really gonna miss you guys. I yeah, I like these guys a lot man We're gonna miss you too xas I used to like you guys too. I used to like you mauler giving us ryan funniest youtube you were alive Theory still full of hope and you together was everything. I didn't know I needed it in my life. Then you got overwhelmed sigh I'm sorry. I used to like you until you couldn't do the stream anymore mauler you fuck Thank you bad ass for the compliment Did you ever hear back from hayden after Orlando let him know you're looking for a new co-host, eh? I think disney might have something to say about that Yeah, well he said next time he's in vancouver, so rest in piss pende joss I'm gonna miss this show pende hose Spanish Why don't they ever hire Oh God Pende joss, why don't they ever hire people that write one word? Why did you put it too? He may have had to space it because youtube wouldn't let him type it Oh, why don't they ever hire people that write stories? For games to write for these projects. They seem to get things right most of the time Here we have you seen dune 2 I did yeah, I'm firing up the movie bros channel again, so Be prepared for some movie reviews The first one is gonna be macula word is keanu makes a cameo and acolyte possibly as revin I'd assume in an explanation of sith history. I think that's a whole shit. I think it's a bullshit rumor. Yeah, I don't think it's real But It'd be cool I think omega will secretly teach crosshair the force. They won't know at first, but then meditation I could see it and would make crosshair get him get his aim back You know, it's it's funny when I make a video about the acolyte It's like, you know 100 to 200 000 views when I do the breakdowns for the bad batch like 50 that like no one 70 No one's watching that. Yeah, no one's watching the bad batch It's just like even like Again There's just not as big of an audience or a care factor for the store's animation I know this channel's full of people that fucking love clone wars But the level of interest in it is is not the same I would do the live action stuff. I would I would agree but I disagree. I'd say just for clone wars There's a huge huge audience But anything other any other animation besides clone wars like bad batch even tales of the jedi, you know that did pretty well Um, you know, do you know, I know what he had any idea what the fuck was going on when darth mal showed up in solo Because the general star wars audience is not familiar with the clone wars Yeah, now your audience is because your audience is full of people that really fucking care about star wars. Yeah, there's Big names of people. Yeah, but yeah, no, I know I think omega will secretly teach crosser that oh, I read this one cross If you need a co-host i'm your guy my favorite character is riva and the force is female We could have some interesting debates probably Very well star grift. It's been fun Walrus jedi gaming. Thank you Sweet What's up boys hate this is the last stream with all of you But best of luck to ryan and molla with everything just got my mall saber. It's everything I wanted. I'm glad you like it Remember if you do a review, I'll be giving you guys discount codes. So if you post a review on youtube Um, like a full review on boxing and everything. I'll give you guys discount codes to your next saber And that's something we're rolling out with the full site. So if I see it, nice Then yeah, I'll be sending you guys. Um, I haven't figured out the percentage yet Most likely probably it's going to be 10% So which is a big chunk. I mean you buy a $500 saber. It's 50 bucks What's up boys hate. This is the last stream with all of you. Best of luck. Did I just read this I did I'm losing the one the force ain't female dumb ryan it's when If yuthura bands Turns back to the light and then tells her story and how she fell through noble intentions. Oh, okay um Yeah, I guess like I I don't recall specifically What that conversation's about but um, I I could I could see what you mean if you're talking about Seeing her through anakin Best of intentions type of thing Blue white says review this What is it Oh Uh wetness is a liquid's ability to adhere to a solid mauler water can't adhere to itself No, it's not Wetness is a liquid's ability to adhere to a solid. You can have like Oil and water together, right? There'll be a combination of liquids. Not that they adhere Um, there's all what my point is this water does water make oil wet My my point is that there's all different kinds of adhering. Um You know from zero to full. I don't know when when does the adherence not qualify I guess if you're holding it together um Besides as far as I let me check the wetness definite So this the state the state or condition of being covered or saturated with water or another liquid Yeah Or saturated or saturated with water You do not encounter water in any other state than it being surrounded by more water That's how we interact with water all the time You don't interact with it on like an individual particle level like h2o. It's just that's just not how water works h2o Remember Because people are starting the definition. It's not just saturated. It's covered so Oil surrounded by water would count as the state or condition as being wet By that definition What's up theory? Hey, they wanted the autism fight. They got it Guys, what am I doing to you to make all the coho sleeve? He demanded I send him a sex tape with me but fucking salacious crumb. He forced me to explain how And I refused Those are for me in my personal use And I just felt really uncomfortable with it Yeah, sorry Mostly is because you know, we we kind of got him this was and it was fun But me and moller both have a lot of shit going on So We just can't do it weekly like this That's really the explanation They're just covering for me guys. So we are theory is very abusive. Yeah And every time I insult Dave Filoni He thought he attacks me. Yeah physically I show With a lightsaber Annie three I call this the salacious Whips me with that It's out of lightweight. All right. All right Um, I guess is alan dean foster Uh, have you heard you're looking for a designer and I've got a bachelor's degree in four years experience Including working for pro sports leagues. Where's the best place to send up before a designer? I'm not looking for a designer Haram Bayesk. I appreciate that though If I will be I'll let you know Wet is a description for the state of liquid water is liquid. Therefore water is always wet This guy knows us up and he wants my serial. We should get it to him Came down on him Down on who? On you when you got banned With the stream that's you spend it. Yeah. Yeah. That's happened to me plenty of times doing like trailer or watching parts of movies or something They they take it down temporarily. They don't like strike your channel or they just take it down and let you know Hey, don't play it. Yeah Well, I know you don't read what I highly recommend alien earth war shared chirps Cold forge There are audiobooks and gibson's alien three audio dramas is it's not that I don't read is that I can't read It's very different, but thank you for the recommendation. I might check it out. Who knows the earth mickey muscle Then all they're gonna find our sith stream dive for a few minutes boys. Welcome back Thank you So far back where jango fetvers predator who wins jango fet predators Fuck no stop showing clips Fucking jango got nearly beat by like a little dinosaur That was just stupid I was talking to nick. I was talking to nick about that. He's like, that's pretty stupid how he died He's like, I'm like, yeah, he's like, yeah, he just wanted to be dead He's like he needed to go and I was like that sucks, man jango in fucking revenge of the sith could have been awesome Yep, he could have been I know stupid. No, but I think he'd take predator out easily Django, if he goes if he goes invisible his visor will be able to pick up He has every sort of capability that predator has Um, he can fly plasma caster outplays any of the weaponry that jango has No, man, he's got a best car Just best cars melting to plasma caster and doesn't matter anyway because he's not fully covered in best car And if the predator's gonna be locking on to heat signals, it won't be the best car rather than So what would happen is he would probably be like, hey, this guy's pretty good So i'm just gonna have my i'm gonna have the slave one start shooting at him while I like burn We watched jango get his ass kicked a couple times. Unfortunately like everyone Yeah, but even use the force in that fight, which honestly on rewatch I was kind of confused about that for a moment. I was like, why isn't everyone fucking him up with the force Remember he loses the jetpack and they have like a fist fight for a little bit It's like Obi-Wan can just fucking throw him but he was using the force through all those times I mean When you're a jedi you're using the force in perpetuity, especially when he's hitting him with his helmet He has to be using the force Well, yeah, but throw it right just you want to get him away from you You don't you don't want to be punching and hitting a guy with amma Yeah I always wondered about that too. There's always it's tough because You have a power like the force I was thinking about that when I was watching revenge of the sith because when they get stopped by the ray shields To me, it's like fucking Anakin just like Literally use telekinesis and fucking crush the power supply that's it that's feeding like those shields that there's It's hard because it does feel like it's something with unlimited potential and there would always be a way to get out of something Play the buzz droids, right? Yeah, Obi-Wan should be fucking up the buzz droids using them with the force Yeah, to crush them also this one is spamming chat right now Someone's saying trump 20 20 20 very relevant to our discussion of buzz droids And then and then ninja turtle right behind him says penday joss 2024 Uh Yeah, I had to I had to hide you man. No spam No spam Do you want to post a political thing you guys post once post it once don't spam it Hail all I hate to see this show end sg became one of my top three favorite shows with fnt and real bbc You three have a great dynamic. It's like hanging out with friends Look forward to it coming back when new shows come back me too Yeah, there's still a 30 chance of hope, but The more I think about it. It's dwindling. I don't think so 30 hopeful nest It's like when you start a new star wars series, huh? Uh now that's like 1% hopefulness. What color lightsaber is best for my hamster ryan? red Dicks out for the grift cheers gents to o7 You need to watch hachiko if you know if you want ryan to cry Hachiko I'll avoid it. Thanks If you guys haven't you should really check out the star wars old republic trailers Of course, of course we have fucking awesome. Well up until the newest ones that one was ass newest one What's the newest one? Oh with malgus Is the newest one like seven years old or something? No, um They just put out new ones Yeah, yeah, well, well, it's it's it's I think it's two years old Yeah, it's this one Oh, yeah, this is yeah, I know it is difficult It's with the big fucking like If you notice with the new I don't think this is ass, but no with new disney showers every time they use lightsabers now to clash. It's like this big like It's like very bassy. Have you noticed that and it's like Like sparky, I guess. Yeah, what's with the sparks, dude? Oh, I totally zoned out dude Oh, you're just watching. Yeah, I do it. I completely zoned out. I was just like wait, we're live. Sorry Yeah, I didn't mind that one if that was the most recent one. Yeah, it was great I love you guys best show on the internet. I'm back ryan. I miss a show And to all that we're watching the vader episode two is gonna look like this the fidelity will be the same I I like how this dude just mentions. I'm black ryan. Thank you. Oh, they said I'm back Now he says I'm black ryan Part one of two jake the movie geek ryan the inhibitor chip arc fixed order 66 for me Before it wasn't believable that every clone would blindly follow that order and that they knew that order even existed And that they knew palpatine is the sith lord since throughout the whole movie They address him as my lord that arc in clone wars Fixed that for me your thoughts I hate the inhibitor chips I I kind of despise them. I find it a lot more compelling that these troopers who are Literally bred to obey the republic not the jedi the bred to obey the republic and That despite all these experiences they have with them when they're given an order They obey their fucking commands and are forced to do that I find that a lot more compelling than somebody being literally a fucking robot They might as well be battled droids if they have a chip in their head. Fuck that So the chip stuff that can't coexist with the 501st storyline and battlefront 2 then right? Correct. Right. I get what you're saying. Yeah 100% Much love for all you do especially you ryan Thank you my cum smells What? My cum smells That's his name you want let me say mr. Mr. Come mr. My cum smells In the middle of reading death troopers one of the most unnerving zombie stories Mahler, I know you can You can't read but use the force for this one. Hmm Maybe I know you can't read but Read Yeah, death troopers is the only thing I don't like about death troopers as it includes two characters that we know and we love I won't spoil it for anybody that wants to read it But I don't like the introduction of those characters because I immediately know based on when it's set that those characters are going to survive which Makes it tough to be in a Horror zombie kind of mode when you know those characters are going to make it out fine That's my criticism of that book in general Hail to the grift I'm almost on the last command Which I'd read before getting a hand of thron um I would I would again I'd read the Jedi academy trilogy 100% You really like njo, eh? njo is so njo and onward is like my favorite era of star wars. Yeah How how fast do you think you can go through one book? If it's a book I've like read before I'm familiar with pretty fucking quick. I mean I could sit down and read If I had a solid fucking like day of just reading I could read one of those books in a day Um, but I never have that kind of time anymore. So it's tough to guess Mahler, you've spoken to rick warley since efap 84. I think star grift Viewers would like his star wars videos. I recommend him alongside an aeronymous small channel very detailed well researched and interesting I don't think I have really. Um, he's he was brought on as sort of the Pro prequel side of a debate that is famously the worst episode of efap I think To this day not his fault not anyone's fault in particular. Just the conversation was hilarious We'll put it that way and uh, yeah, I think uh Many people have recommended and enjoyed his videos. I think he sort of covers the prequels very positively or Goes into details that some people miss and stuff like that Should star wars legends be turned into a what if series on disney plus? Yeah, why not? I would be scared I mean the id in principle Yeah, but uh, copy paste. Yeah, but they've shown they can't even do that I do find it stupid that maul came back But I do think that the way he goes out in rebels for all its flaws. I find a good end for this chapter Yeah, what did you guys think of luke in book of boba fettos six? Nothing really to think about I really enjoyed how much he clearly admired asoka tano That was really my favorite part of it This how he just valued her wisdom and stuff Luke skin walker my man That's what that was pixelated rye shirt is that uh one stream five years ago almost My internet or my computer fucking crashed and my entire picture just went like pixelated for like 10 minutes and I couldn't do anything without at least hard resetting Mahler, do you know about the dexter jetster jedi who dual wheeled a double bladed sabers? In punk rel he had two hands for free for the force and sabre strikes funny af Wow I've never heard him referred to as the dexter jetster jedi, but that's funny Obi-Wan It's treason then There he is Leap Well, is that the case for fat mace is the chosen one? It's quite possible Getting fat equals stronger in the force the fat mace window theory looking more probable But Jedi still have to stay in physical shape remember what shadow vow told kate skywalker in the legacy comic You're not in bad shape for a bounty hunter terrible shape for a jedi Yeah, all right physical training is a super important thing that the jedi do that gets overlooked I mean look what fucking luke, you know was doing Fucking running through the goddamn swamps adega though Yoda on his back. Yeah, look look at mall dude. He's jacked Well, he'd ever asked to you know, he skips leg day so Word is keanu has a cameo in acolyte possible possibly as revan. I'm assuming during a sith history explanation Maybe this super was read when streamed down Oh, no, it's being read now being read though Yeah, I mean keanu being in the acolyte would be cool. Maybe it was a hologram or some shit It was great meeting you in orlando theory. Glad you liked george storm trooper That was great meeting you too What do y'all think of a band of brother style clone trooper storm trooper series sad to see the stream go love you guys I mean like troops sure You do it. I don't think I feel like bad batch was like Yeah, but like good though. Yeah, exactly. I feel like that was kind of the Goal that's what I assume the goal of bad batch was originally until I realized it's a back door to work in cloning palpatine But yeah, I will do what I must call I got. Yep. Call I got was the first to say that If you have to choose between keeping only star wars canon or expanded universe, what would you keep og movies gone? But so would be disney star wars Uh, no the og movies are the best dude. I can't You can't get rid of those because without those movies the rest of the books mean nothing Although like if you're telling me how much more time did I spend enjoying? Like in my fucking life probably more than the expanded universe just because there's so much Other than like two-hour movies, but You can't you can't take No can't Put more girls in the show so you guys Thanks, Kathleen how much for the manifesto ryan, please and thanks Oh, you want it. That's what you wanted. You want me to read that fucking He's saying give him a price dude. Well, he are you're super chatted, right? What the fuck? Is that the nemic manifesto or whatever? That's the one laces out to dinner tonight. So, you know, he doesn't eat much Other than dick Um, let me see. Hold on. Uh, all right In an omega voice Yeah, I guess Is this the right one? This is supposed to the star wars and or reddit. You don't have to know Probably is There will be times when the struggle seems impossible I know this already alone unsure Dwarfed by the scale of the enemy Remember this Freedom is a pure idea batcher It occurs spontaneously and without instruction Random acts of insurrection Are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy There are whole armies battalions that have no idea. They've already enlisted in the cause like crosshair Remember the frontier of the rebellion is everywhere And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward And remember this The imperial need for control is so desperate Because it is so unnatural Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks it leaks like wrecker's brain Authority is brittle brittle Oppression is the mask of fear Remember that And know this one day will or the day will come When all these skirmishes and battles These moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the empire's authority And then there will be one too many One single thing will break the siege Remember this Try There you go. That's beautiful You're inspiring Yeah There it is Can we get you guys the best unlimited power to close out the glorious grift? No Forced gump has it coming boys long girthy analysis coming this summer not all bad though Don't hate the guy that much. The script is the villain Okay, I've never met somebody hated Forrest Gump as much as you It's been a good ride gentlemen. Thank you for the optimism during the dark times theory to you on open bar See you That's on the og willow movie. It's Ryan's favorite That's right. Willow. It's fine. I'm not like it. I was now attached to it as a child or whatever mm-hmm Uh Serrano ham ostiago cheese pickled red onions horseradish on rosemary rime ciabatta bread Got sharp flavors your boys only fuck you guys are fancy as shit Hey, you guys are fancy as hell, man. My sandwiches as a kid was like Piece of ham with some cheese. Yeah What are each of your top 100 planets and stars go fuck yourself Thank you. Thanks dosh and ain't a Serrano ham is also my favorite Jedi Mahler pretend, you know Nothing about the clone wars at all What would you want a series with that premise to do in terms of characters and storytelling? Oh, we we would be going heavy into the how the clones work And I would probably want to work within it from like a sense of if They all believe in the empire And they are all genetically modified to be persuaded to you know, some not like the Robotic sense, but certainly trained to Be biased in a particular direction. I would really want to explore like the ones that You know how they could be trained for like particular purposes And so you'll have ones that are meant for commanding and leadership and creative thinking for war So they would be higher ranks, but you could also have like a backdoor accidental repercussion that those ones are the ones that creatively think to the point of not agreeing with a lot of the empire's main Positions and so you can then create splinter forces everywhere that those ones lead groups that are either completely against or want to leave Or you know, ones that literally are just like I don't I don't want to be a part of and I know There's a lot of people saying right now. I was like, isn't that what clone Clone Wars covers. I'd be like probably not in the way that I'm thinking I would want it to be a lot more probably a lot more darker a lot more serious I quite love the darkest tones of revenge of the Sith and then of course That's just the clone side of it I want the expansion of like everything during the clone wars I want to know a hell of a lot more about the separatists and all of their motivations and how they came together I want Saruman level speeches from Count Dooku. I want him rallying systems I want him to have really good points and positions I want him to actually have a public debate at some point with someone and actually fucking wrecks them Unlike the Republic being a decadent broken system. That's destroying everything like I have infinite ideas that I would love to see and uh I doubt especially with what riot tells me fucking every other day I doubt that clone wars will fill that hole for me it might Gotta watch it Rack ghoul disease or 171 a bioweapon. What's worse? Do I don't want to be a fucking rat ghoul fuck those things man Go tour Yeah, I'm not reading that Ross. You make no sense Thanks for the fun streams boys. Glad to have been introduced to ryan and moller lots of fun laughs and new insights Thanks for all the hard work that you all do. Oh, thank you matt. Thank you. Thank you, mr. Boardman Matt also worked on episode two This show helped me fall in love with star wars again started watching from moller and ryan now. I'm a theory super fan See you after acolyte. Hey right on dude. Thanks. Nice. That's cool. We would like a liveryman cue We have a lot of cross pollination going on indeed. Yeah indeed Dave is not all we have stop saying that bs. Okay, who else we got j Kill right honey. Yeah Fuck Tony go on Why fuck him? Unless there's a let's there's a merry kill other people Didn't he say that like oh, I half the time I forgot I was making a star wars project Yeah, but when you watch it, you know, what he's talking about is that he's so focused on the character's story lines That it could be placed necessarily in a way in anything But that's like any good storytelling you want present in any particular ip you want it to work You want the characters to stop finish and Develop in a particular way like you can fall into just the character itself and forget like oh Yeah, this is in the world of star this is in the world of you know Darth Vader and obi-wan and yoda and death stars and stuff He's like yeah, you can forget that when you're in the nitty-gritty of some person in the middle of like some distant planet trying to hide From you know, some person building about whatever that's a good explanation But I think it also would be important to make sure you keep in mind that it is star wars So that you can in any sort of scenario where something needs to blend to the galaxy You are doing that you're cognizant of it. Otherwise, it's just ends up feeling like some Thing like which is what I was happier with the way the empires portrayed in that than I have been in anything else to do with disney star wars I know That's what i'm saying though It's like that is a connective piece to star wars that I like to consider canon I think that they're very powerful and organized Would you say that's the only disney canon that you would consider? um Of what I have seen We're throwing out the sequels obviously throwing out solo I assume I think we throw out rogue one But and all And or I'd really happily keep I would say for me disney Canon that's like actual canon in my mind. We tales of the jedi rogue one and or clone war season seven Not mandalorian I'm throwing that the fuck out mandalorian season one and two Not three not bookaboo buffet Rebels soca sure. Why not? Yeah rebels. Yeah, okay Don't include soca What else we got going on Burn literally everything to the ground that's I feel I already knew that would be your answer Yeah, don't keep anything. I mean, hey, if we have that option. Yeah, burn it all to the ground and redo it Please not even redo it. Just burn it to the ground Not Leave it alone. Yeah, never make another star wars property again. That that's that's preferable to me Rather than continue with what we have What if george were to come back and be like, all right, I own it again ain't coming back man Look at me fictitious Fick in a fictitious world where even though 12 years ago george didn't want to make movies But he comes back now at the ripe old age of 80 when he can barely walk um If he comes back go ahead series hypothetical would just be George You know in a capacity to be able to create them creating them. I assume is what you're going for. Yeah, um, then I would Say absolutely. Let me see more 100% chat chat sounds like yoda He is too old too old to make the films He is he is Yeah, he felt he felt like he was too old 12 years ago, you know, that's just the reality Yeah, but that was a mistake. I think he made a mistake Well, he's still kicking man. He's still around He's george needs to stop drinking coca-cola and like take some stem cells or something man Like what the fuck is the point of life if you can't drink shit. That's not good for you At least I don't know take some stem cells or I'll get some baby blood. Yeah, eat a baby umbilical cord. Maybe maybe not that So many needs a photoshop a baby umbilical cord on the tray for when he was in that australia food court I can just sit in there. So we need a photoshop of that The fucking blood born in bilical cords george extending his life to come back to see George's theory in an emperor outfit just be like, yes, yes At least one youtube video will be made with this theory in mind Yes, it's happening. He's like animates. He's like, why did you do this? You must be brud back I don't want this shit anymore I have died before Have you all seen the animated versions of the hobbit and lord of the rings? Oh, yeah, I've seen clips. I haven't seen the whole thing. I remember watching I remember watching the hobbit one. That was from like the 60s or something, right? Yeah, I remember that one. I don't know if I ever I am old the field makers It's your favorite disney trooper design Disney trooper none. I like shock troopers and the five of first That's not disney disney trooper. I love the zombie troopers the best in my favorite I like how they have random red wrappings Ryan are so cool, dude Ryan loves the red sith troopers from rise of skywalker. Oh, they were cool. They were red Yeah, I mean that means bad because the bad guys have red lightsabers The final order, which is so clever because the other guys were known as the first order Love you guys. Wish you the best individually. What would you think? What would you three think about x-men 97? I haven't seen it I only watched the first episode Yeah, I only saw the first episode and so it's a little too early to make a decision The animation a little wonky voice acting is a little wonky I feel like the story is about to take a turn But again, I didn't even watch the episode two yet So I probably will watch the entire season though Pendejos is my second favorite and they just What force power does corn horn have seemed to recall it was an unusual in reading I Jedi but cannot remember a fantastic book by the way Um, yeah, so what is the fucking name of it? It's basically the ability to absorb and convert convert energy um Sorry like Sebastian Shaw from face class so it's uh God, there's a fucking very specific name for it You remember the old republic trailer where satil shan Stops the lightsaber with her hand and it's like absorb it. That's what it is Two to minutes. That's it. Thank you. Um, he's super skilled in two to minutes, but he Can't he's not gifted telekinetically Um, and less he is like kind of super power level absorbed a lot of energy then he can use telekinesis Mmm What's more powerful ryan's lust for salacious crumb or his fidelity to brie larson Something's got to give or I would murder salacious crumb if brie larson married me But we can only said the force penetrates us. So how could it possibly be female? I'm straight actress michael Michaela digs that I want theory's take on if grapes are weird olives Well, um Yeah, I don't even get that no simple yes or no question. Yeah No, they're totally different One sugary one's oily. Well once this is weird They are weird. No, I think olives are weird grapes There you go my take I mean you can make wine from grapes. You can't make wine from olives Can you You know olive oil olive wine Question for ryan theory, and I guess mauler I guess Is it explained how yoda knew of the rule of two? Also, what should I read before dp? Thank you for the best streams ever wish you all well, and I guess mauler too. Love you mauler. Hello If you're asking about don't play I guess you don't really need to read anything before it That's when you can as long as you've seen the prequels you can hop right into it I wish there was a prequel to darth plague is man like talks about tenebrous That like the the most useful prequel to darth plague us will be the bane trilogy to be honest And that takes place a thousand years before but it sets up the rule of two And that's really the only other thing that would apply in terms of how yoda knew I mean, um, I I may have forgotten a story or something I don't know there was at one point in time a moment when Well, we do know this we do know that the jedi sent a strike force to try to kill To kill bane and They were basically tricked into thinking that they killed him. They thought that they killed bane And maybe that's when they thought they ended the line Um Obviously yoda has access to 900 years with the knowledge from the jedi archives There was a story at one point about a sith who Tried to turn back to the jedi in the order and like they almost got fucking wiped out because of it Maybe that's how I don't recall right now I don't know. I don't know I mean, he lived for a long time So I would imagine that you know during his maybe research or dark times. He probably saw some sort of a hologram um Hologram with you know, revin or something. Can we expect commemorative star griff plushies? Uh, probably not anymore Imagine if we released that like six months from now Why not smaller I've been playing video games for 30 years argument destroyed for story in video games All right, which one It's like all of them Atari Uh, remember for six months. What's up nerd them three verse three who wins mace anakin yoda verse Dooku most ideas shit It's a tough one I I mean, I would say yoda anakin mace That's tough, dude Let's be real Padawan obi-wan kanobi ended up defeating fucking maul Okay Yeah Anakin anakin took out dooku Uh, I don't think we should go by that as like the definitive one is better than the other because I know if they're all chaps and things, right? Obviously fucking dooku beat anakin and obi-wan at the same time then a couple years later He got a bucket his hands cut off right before his fucking head City's powers have doubled since they last met if those two were distracted man's I think city's are just It's easy game. He just kills everyone I wonder if um the fact that it's a 3v3 changes it as well in terms of how well these three work with each other It doesn't because it would literally be a one verse five City's doesn't care about dooku and maul. He would just use them as body shields Yeah, but That still does count as to whether or not which team would win, right? I think I think any any team would city is would win I like was I city is Fucking went toe-to-toe with yoda ends up beating him I could see a situation where yoda fucking wins that fight Like I don't think these like out fucking classed by city is that no I mean you lost that fight because he fell back They both fell back and one of them had a worse fall like exactly. That's it. So yeah, yeah, so I just think that It's like a street fight where you stumble over a rock and it's like it's like in troi Like get a prince of troi. I'm not gonna let a rock take my glory It was like that Yeah, so that's why I feel like it's not super like outmatched just because city is on one team What anakin are we dealing with here as well because Does the does the character come into play here as opposed to just this skill? Let's do episode three Because if it was episode three anakin If you plucked him from when he kills dooku like that sort of anakin. Yep that moment then Yeah, you've got you've got a lot of power on this side and But I mean, you know mason yoda they they have some feelings to what anakin, you know Meanwhile dooku mullen city as I could see them being pretty unified on just wiping out the other three I have to say so Ryan 2024 Thank you. Hell yeah, real talk. I'm gonna miss this a lot. Love you guys. Love you too I don't know if you agree with me But I think the only way to salvage starwars is to adapt the legends timeline into a what-if series on disney plus I'm down for that. What's up aton Turn 27 tomorrow advice guys to have great year Uh, follow your dreams be true to yourself work hard and uh, be healthy Find a loose woman A loose woman. Yep Loose. Yeah, like those lightsaber whips. Yeah Anyone else confused on how anakin in asoka works if you can pull anyone into the world between worlds want to just do it to sheave Just kill him He's like trying to he's plotting out everything like a young sheaf then anakin just goes hey Yeah, the world between worlds is fucking retarded And nobody knows how it works because it was intentionally vague Yeah, because some people think that makes it seem smart You don't explain yourself because you have no fucking idea how it works. So happy console gamer Ryan and mauler, I will pay to make up for 30% if you guys keep the collab going theory I was asking about a custom hilt if it's possible if you're serious about a cancer awareness sale I work in a hospital Um, it would it wouldn't really make To make one I would have to make at least 200 That's how the factory works. So I'd need an moq a minimum order quantity Of at least 200. So let's say the saber. I don't know What's it gonna cost 300 bucks 400 bucks 200 bucks, you know, that's That's a minimum of 40 grand Right up there for one saber, right? It just doesn't make sense to do a one-off So I would have to do a whole bunch to at least make the money back And then, you know, you're putting a portion of it into Charity so it's You'd have to look at all the numbers and see like how it's possible. It's just right now It's not really something that I can afford so Yeah, I'd love to do it. I mean it would probably be down the line as the The making up thing is I love the passion appreciate everyone's investment in the show, but like it's really not down to the money I uh It wouldn't I would happily do it as a fun thing that we do If I had the time like if it was no way we could make money from this I wouldn't be opposed to doing it. It's just uh, it's just not going to work scheduling wise What do you think of the name sheave It's funny funny name Theory two and two is not balanced dark side is bad Got a question about vader. Do you need CGI concept artists for this film? We'd love to join the team someday whether that's vader or next right now. We're good. We got everyone that we need They're all around the world working and you know, we'll pick up new artists every month drop them new artists Because people go off to the other projects and stuff so We got a great flow going Appreciate you requesting theory. Do you meet up in Toronto? Sure, I could wonder Never been to Toronto. It was because isn't Toronto like a long ass way away from you five hours Oh, that's not that bad. Okay. It's like florida Florida's six. Well, disney should wait. You're talking about flying, right? You're flying. Okay. Toronto's like on east coast though Yes, all right Disney should just go full sjw and embrace the forces female and have a rainbow-haired 500 pound woman wielding a red whip saber in drag It'd be pretty cool Have a fight vader in the will between worlds Yeah, don't give him good ideas and then it wraps around the saber in his neck and then he says i'm sorry and then The helmet pops off and he's crying. Who's your daddy? And then yeah, the helmet pops off and um, and then his head falls off Mm-hmm Then mall appears And then he cries says he's sorry as well. Yeah. Yeah, he says i'm sorry too High from set just a fellow fan filmmaker here right on What's up? Gina crown is supposed to be at philly con want to go bad But i'll have my son and I heard there will be protesters. Do you Do they keep them outside? They're ain't gonna be anybody protesting. You don't have to worry about it Yeah, go see your man That there'll be like if there is it'll be maybe two people That are probably 600 pounds combined that have weird colored hair and they'll have masks on And they'll be holding up like misspelled signs. You have nothing to worry about from that shit Gizatron He said i'm black ryan not i'm black Ryan Oh, maybe he said he's black me is that uh, yeah Big into fitness and i've always tried my best to imagine what kind of physical training the jet I do lifting to jedi temple marching music goes hard. It sure does. Did you try to do the fates? What company do you trust with star wars instead of disney? None really to be honest with you. No, no company I meant to say that i'm black to say i don't think he's racist. I love the show Hell yeah, I knew what you meant. You should hell. Yeah This show helped cure my depression and helped me reconnect with my children. That's probably over now. I get it y'all are busy So hey, i'm still available Don't put it on me, man I'm i'm trying to yeah, i'm trying to make it as lucrative as i can We didn't exist before now it does and now you can watch all three of us in our corners of the internet Giving you triple the anti-depression and reconnection. Isn't that great? Sucks the show's gonna end love listening to you guys. I mean, I will volunteer as triby to ensure the show goes on also. Thanks. Thanks, dan Well, you know, let me let me hit them with the proposition after and so maybe they'll I don't Uh, what figures rhino figures are next to revin on the desk over here This is gena karano. This is darth nylis This is jana solo And that's darth revin as opposed to the jedi revin. So no doth mole, huh? All right No, it's fine. Why did yoda? We want to send baby luke to two random strangers out of nowhere When they never even met them only anakin and padme met them in episode two No relationship and prequel trilogy whatsoever because at least of anyone that they'd send them At least those people would probably be a good candidate It does have some connection to his family. Yeah, I mean Uh, I think this goes back to the ot as well as kind of an issue. I'm not sure it makes complete sense The plan to hide on tatooine with on his birthplace. Yeah, no, not the greatest idea like Probably better places to hide him I just don't I think that's a result of like different story ideas moving around until they'd finally settled on what they were doing, right Rogue one is andor if you try to cram and or into three episodes um kind of I don't remember rogue one being as strong as and or in its non-action segments. You know, I mean I thought rogue one was fucking dog shit into the last 20 minutes And then the last two minutes when baiter showed up and all fucking crazy Garfield's bizarre adventure says my hollywood sources have assured me that the acolyte trailer is fake Leslie headland is actually fired and george is buying back star wars. Oh, that'd be nice sweet. I feel like I've heard rumors like that before Ryan what's your favorite and least favorite Harry Potter book? Oh good question. Um, my favorite switches between uh goblet of fire and half blood prince My least favorite is probably order of the phoenix Um, I don't hate it or anything like that, but that was probably like my least favorite one that came out While I was reading them And ironically it's one of my It's one of the movies that I enjoy more Because I didn't love the book What would your konobi series premise look like? It would look like the book Where obi one is in hiding he doesn't go off-planet to fucking save layers some shit. He's doing his job watching over luke Um, and he's trying to stay out of the way um, one book yet exactly yet he Continues to kind of get drawn into things and his instincts are still to help people Um, and so very low level some random fucking village and they've got a problem with tusken raiders and obi one reluctantly gets involved um And then also in the middle of all that you have obi one trying to do what he said he would do and you know connect and talk to kwaigon but also dealing with his Feelings of failure as a master as a brother as a father like all these ways that he feels like he's failed anakin And in fact think he's dead star griff merch when kill for hoody I think we can make something eventually Do you guys know of the comic where jar dar's dad nearly ended it in minecraft when only he had left was his son? What? I don't remember that had to see this end. I really liked you guys dynamic mauler When are you gonna finally continue arkham gaming series? because unfortunately, uh That's another thing like I mentioned last week. I've ran out of time for like gaming streams I'll try and fit one in at some point for sure though because I do want to get through If the star wars universe was a was real and you were born into it What would you do? How would you live your life bonus? You have high midi chlorine count question for all three of I would live my life the way I feel like I'm so probably Yeah, I would use the dark side of the force and I Would not care about the state of the galaxy. I would only care about Living as well as I could fucking as many people as I could fuck everything else Um, especially salacious grub. Yeah. Yeah, you probably go to java's palace force choke job I'd be like come with me bro. A Jedi can control their blood flow, man Well, there you go cheat codes Yeah, so I don't know man. I'd just be good to people I wouldn't you double cross me. You know you see later That's it. I'd make everybody be good to me Out of fear I'd be like not how Boba Fett should have fucking been in his show. I'd be nice. I'd be nice to everyone But treat people as they treat you someone's a dick and they're see you. See you. Bye. Bye You're dead simple as that Whereas ryan, I think would just be like no, I don't like you Too much Hey theory just out of curiosity when you make fanfic videos Are they all your original ideas or do you take some that are requested to you because I have made star wars fan fictions? They're on our chief of our own under author name creed underscore nation Say 99 of them are my own some of them are fan requests Is that archive of our own? No, I'll achieve our chief of our own Hey boys, how about a villain you've made revan movie? I he wouldn't do it. Um, he doesn't want to do pre-existing film franchise stuff. Um, but I like him as a filmmaker Saw quite on the set made me sick. I still can't believe pervs and pedos are still employed by disney and nick What will it take to fix the system? What's quite on set it's the full part documentary about the dan schneider like use of power to manipulate people in both sexual ways and Sort of general ways some of the stuff I didn't know about was he would like dare people to do things And promise to pay them and then not do that or at least Things that were like that. Um Yeah, there's there's too many examples of that throughout all of hollywood for it to not be a very significant systemic problem They need to fucking deal with and it's just a matter of people get to be so powerful when they were Never expecting it and then they get to pull strings and they enjoy it too much to stop And when and when people are away from their parents Yeah, there's just this is a little supervision Yeah, it's probably better today than it ever has been but like when you go back to late 90s And then go all the back 70s and stuff. It's just like yeah the further back the less protection there is and the more wild everything fucking is Uh, so yeah, there's you know, we've had loads of exposed stories in different ways But the I've only seen the first episode of four and so far it's not fun to watch as you'd expect to be A very prevalent thing in hollywood Yeah We have a george lucas meme We do. Mm-hmm How would you all take republic commander? What's the meme? I'm sharing it. Oh, oh This george with apparently an umbilical cord sweet, all right So thank you for that mo zamboni. That was quick turnaround. Well, whatever works I wish george has another 500 years of life healthy happy life. That's gonna be a lot of the local codes How would you all like a republic commando sequel? Maybe an imperial commando game disney would never I would love that Remember how they said they need to focus on games and then they stopped focusing on Filoni raised to soca. All right Oh theory, can you do a fan meetup and alert newt of it? I mean, that'd be hilarious if I'd literally just hopped on a plane tomorrow to go there without one super chat That'd be actually pretty cool I'm black and ryan has my fave takes on star grift theory. Please do more collabs with him in the future I do. I'd love to man. These they're busy ryan is a certified expert jason solo for the win I'd love to man. I'd love to keep the show going. Love. I'm I'm pulling out all the stops Thank you, j man to keep the boys happy In my opinion, I think it's pathetic that some people call george lucas a sello because he backs Higer and proxy fight bunch of flip-flopping I saw a lot of people that were like attack you say fuck you and just like i'm on man like I Again, I took issue with one thing in his statement, which was clearly like a pr fucking drafted thing um But I get it This feels like it one and disney is penny wise What do you guys think of the theory that dark fallen jedi can never be as strong in the dark side as true sith Maybe because tainted by the light. Yeah, maybe not as strong but different Yeah, I don't think they can fully like embrace the dark side quite as much like As can they use force heal? Can they use force heal? I don't know. That'd be kind of cool. Maybe you could use both powers Here what's your take on people attacking you over your opinion on the red saber continuity in the acolyte? Are people attacking me What's your opinion of the red saber continuity? What do you mean continuity? But I don't know like The question was your opinion on red saber continuity in acolyte Well, I don't I think anyone that should be anyone that sees a red saber should Be axed like see you later Oh, you're saying like if you see anyone with a red light saber, you need to take him out. Yeah Absolutely No, no what you're saying is if any jedi sees someone who has a red light saber they need to be killed. Otherwise, it's canon breaking Yes, do you mean right? Uh, I I agree with like the intention of like what you said The only thing I'll say is not necessarily every single person we have ever seen with a red light saber is a sith But I think it's pretty fair to say that The assumption that you're talking about is if they know that it's a sith. It doesn't matter if it's a sith or not It's it's it's anything other than yellow green blue You know the purple so the jedi are gonna be like what the fuck is this? This is an evil color. Okay, cool. Are they a sith? It doesn't matter. It's irrelevant. They're using the dark side Yeah, certainly they would like track them down but like, uh, for instance, who is the guy from jedi survivor? Uh, one armed fuck daggin arrow Yeah, you know, I mean like he had a red light saber wasn't a sith Um, yeah, it was a sith, but he but he but he was evil So it doesn't matter if they're part of a hundred percent halt or not these people are they're so stupid if they're if they're actually trying to fight I post my stuff and I disappear. I just post it on twitter and I go um, I'm not there to engage with uh The people like it shots at me for nothing, but yeah, the point is that debate anything I just think it's ridiculous that if if a jedi were to see anyone with a red lightsaber They know that this person is using a aspect of the force that is not the light side So clearly something is weird there whether they would investigate it and try to hunt down Exactly. So so, okay, you know the sith haven't returned in a million a dark sider returned. Okay Well, it's the same fucking thing. It's same exact thing It doesn't they don't have to be loyal to the sith cult or the rule of two You just have to be using the dark side and that's It's not like he had him when he's like, well They're not a sith per se, but you know Same fucking thing for maul. Maul wasn't a sith. It was a sith assassin because at the time plegis and palpatine Worthy ones that were part of rule of two and plegis and palpatine always saw maul as not as a sith lord But as a tool as a sith sass as a jedi assassin And they bullshitted and they told him a bunch of bullshit to make it feel like he was part of it But literally, hey, you're part of the club. You're part of the club, but you know what? You're not actually so You're expendable. We're just using you as a tool and so Right then and there you could basically see qiadis win his words as Kind of null and void because you know what maul isn't a sith So how about that? He's just a guy with a red lightsaber who's evil. Literally. That's what he is to be honest He's been trained in the ways of the dark side I mean, you know People want to debate star wars with me on that like man like it's your funeral No problem That's interesting. I didn't know people were I saw I saw the numbers were pretty high and I'm like, oh, it's got good traction But I didn't know people were actually arguing about it I started the clone wars to see if mauler might like it It breaks space battles in the force in the first couple of episodes I now believe that the current star wars nonsense partially the fault of the channel the clone wars Hmm What do you think about that ryan? I I actually do think that the lack of care towards continuity in tcw Led to now I don't know if it's at lucas for now, but I do feel like the lack of care of continuity even within the movies to the clone wars Um, I think we're seeing a lot of that now from even people that were there at lucasum like they've baloney Um, and what they're continuing to do with star wars. So I do agree The balance of the force is uh, just that equal to jedi too, sir I just agree with that. I I would say that the balance balance in the force is the absence of darkness Yeah, the absence of chaos um, that's what balance is because I mean you know when Anakin is the chosen one He restores balance to the force That is not done until he throws the emperor over the fucking edge. That's when he restores balance True. It's when all darkness is out of the galaxy Not because there's one in one Yeah, but ryan, but then it but yeah, but but luke exists and then palpatine already transferred his essence into his Exical body. So it it's one in one bro well But the thing is it's not even two and two and that's the reason I hate that argument because the first person I heard say that I'm fucking I know but like the the two and two thing Is nonsensical because in that same time frame, there's still like a multitude of jedi that are living and doing shit Including one of them canan jarrus freddy prince juniors retarded ass when he first gave that analogy He forgot to count the character that he literally fucking plays But I guess it makes sense because he said, you know learned everything he knows from dave flauny Yeah, yeah, remember two and fucking two. Yeah, exactly. Good job freddy prince. Awesome You're a good way to talk to fans Love you guys in the show been watching theory and moller for a while But this show introduced me to ryan who i'm also sub to now. We'll be watching all three individually from now on Awesome. Thanks epic awesome. Sweet. Salacious bum Gonna miss you guys together I hope to see all of you at new york comic con next year or this year a theory after your vader series is done What's another character you would make a fan film about? Uh, I wouldn't because i'm never going to be dumping Million dollar plus into a fan film that I can't make money from ever again. So I will never ever ever ever ever make another fan film Ever it's too expensive Um, but it would probably be young palpating Where would you guys rank the star wars shows Low Non-existent unfortunately the imperial commando game would be only on tantis every mission you try to catch omega every mission you If you did an imperial commando game, that'd be funny What do you think is a better villain? Who do you think is a better villain? Sion or nihilus personally. I think sion is more believable even though he is dead nihilus seems inconsistent Uh nihilus is very much just like a powerful force entity with no personality. You know what I mean? that's and that's Not super interesting um Kraya is the one that brings that game together. Yeah Sion's cool though. He just doesn't die Yeah, sion's just a rage monster nihilus is just a fucking forest monster and kraya is the one that is like the mastermind behind everything I've been a fan of mauler in theory for years stargift was a welcome surprise while it lasted also Thanks for the intro to my new fave racist ryan Yes, thank you Thank you very much Sajid Sajid and I say that What if kirak infila had received a vision of order 66 and decided to go to jedi temple to warn them He arrived as jedi temple is attacked He'd still get nerfed Still get destroyed The dark times of palpatine's empire was balanced in the force for theory I didn't say that I didn't say that at all. Everybody sucks except for mauler Oh my god true well That marks the end of the super chats on the end of this show. We appreciate you guys. We had a lot of fun I'm still going to try to talk to the boys, but uh, you know Slim chance cross your fingers cross your toes Cross your slay should be crumbs. Um, oh man Hell yeah, we had a great time excited. We love you guys, you know, this is the close out to I guess the the show will be returning a few times a year at the end of every series And we'll do, you know a good stream good live stream, but um Maybe do some events some specials. So if stargift would be more special It'd be like a big rib. Don't forget the movies short lived But I mean, I think it had the the biggest impact it had more views than any podcast I've done here Uh in in such a dead time of star wars. I imagine, you know, what it's going to be when we come back for end of acolyte Uh, and you know a silk gun and or and all that But people are going to like stalker specials, you know, yeah I'm I'm still going to I'm still going to pitch the boys a couple ideas at the end and we'll see what happens But for now the show is done. This is the final conclusion. We love you guys. We appreciate you If we could get one final big like on the stream Uh, that'd mean a lot would be cool one final hurrah So we appreciate you guys. Thanks so much for the super chats. Thanks so much for joining in and being part of the stargift And we'll see you guys on social media as well as all of our other social media channels Uh into individual channels And we'll be returning sometime soon Yeah, oh, yeah, thank you all very much. It was a fun ride It's been fun and we'll continue to be fun. Mm-hmm stargift for union specials I tagged all the boys in their channels in the description so you can go and check it out and um And we'll see you guys next time Cheers See ya later And more What's that situation? And you're sounding like a separatist