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Castoria me a five better kappa key Custello here's the score for girls a girl's score I found it out there one right to the way he insulted me why would he chop my little dog a tear ran down my cheek yes ma'am but it took one look at your face and ran right back up again castella why don't you listen to the russian yes why not you see from the legal point of view if you if you should pay this dollar it would be absolutely perpendicular perpendicular what does that mean we're taking this case to court wait a minute wait a slow years in the world that is correct in my first case I defended dry for us dry for us outfit dry for us of devil's island no reckless drivers from Coney Island don't don't worry about the thing when I'm here I'm a great intellectual my stock and trade is brains you've got a funny looking sample case now stop those remarks castello get a load of his ears what's wrong with him looks like the winners blowing from his back think it's funny yeah didn't I see you flying over Pomona no over mind that body remember the words of that old saying hey let's get out of the court and fight this case we'll win in no time but the truth I just out of this ever send me out of here we never get heard the testimony how can you call my client guilty but I didn't call him guilty then why are you wasting my time hello guilty and the finest one dollar or 30 days we won't pay the fine castello no we'll appeal to the have very after which he bit two people who died immediately therefore new castello you are found guilty of murder in the second degree and it is the sentence of this court that you shall spend the rest of your natural life on the rock pile a base in england when the flying porters exploded above this field it scattered 16 live bombs over the countryside when each was located lieutenant reagan went from one to the other and though each might have blown him to bits he removed the fuse from all 16 bombs rendering them all harmless in your honor reagan the makers of camels are sending to our soldiers overseas 300 000 camels cigarettes shows honors a yank of the week sends 300 000 camel cigarettes overseas a total of more than a million camels sent free each week in this country the traveling camel caravans have thanked audiences of more than three and a half million yanks with free shows and free camels camel broadcasts go out to the united states four times a week are short ways to our men overseas and to south america listen tomorrow to jimmy durranti and gary moore saturday to bob hawk in thanks to the angst monday to blondie and next thursday to avidant costello with our guest judy kanova and now here's avidant costello with the final word thanks ken we're a little late so i'll just say good night and a happy new year to you all for the costello show next week at the same time when our guest will be judy kanova and remember if you're looking for a cigarette that won't go flat no matter how many you smoke get camels more flavor helps camels hold up pack after pack and now this is ken now wishing you all a very pleasant holiday from hollywood more pipes smoke prince albert than any other tobacco in the whole world prince albert's no bite treated for cool tongue happy smoking comfort crimp cut too to pack and burn and draw just right more pipes smoke prince albert it's the national joy smoke is the national broadcasting company