 Hello? Hi, I'm looking for Ned Schneebley. You know what? I think he's just coming in right now. Ned, phone! Hello, this is Ned Schneebley. You guys can just... Hey, why don't you guys just call me Mr. S? I heard you guys in music class. You can really play. Why didn't anyone tell me? You're a joke. You're the worst teacher I've ever had. You're tacky and I hate you. You're fat loser and you're body-other. Yes! The song is written by our own Zack Mooney Hand.