 Alright boys, Rags Eagle CFM coming off a big win. Week one, we are one and oh. Everybody else in our division right here, if you guys check it out, is 0 and 1. So we got, we're already popping. Jalen Hurts and the boys off to a great start in the next year. So we'll see how we do. We played the Minnesota Vikings coming to Philly. As you guys know, I guess this is the regular schedule for that would happen this year. So we got the Vikings on Monday night right now. Minnesota Vikings, Justin Jefferson coming to town. We'll see how that works, how we're gonna guard them. Will we be able to put Darius Slay on Justin Jefferson like they didn't week two this year and bag them? We shall see. You know, we got Darius Slay. We have James Bradbear. We have Greedy Williams. We got the Shawn Jacks. We got everybody. No, Slay was baggy that game. Slay was baggy that game. We can keep it real chat. Was not Slay baggy that game? Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. But is this actually Brandy Moss? Uh-oh. I can never escape this guy. I can never escape this guy ever. I thought it was the Vikings CFM, I got mad happy. No, this is Rags. This is my regular ass game. Oh, boys, come on, man. Jesus. Wait, my man can get 20 yards on that right there. But where is my team at right now, boys? It's 38. Oh, they swear, I hate this game for that shit. Come on, Slay, that's gotta be you. You got to guard that. I mean, they just wanted him to score right there. Like, they really just wanted him to score a touchdown. I don't even know who to throw the ball to, right? Like, who to click on or who was supposed to make that play? I don't even know. I mean, DJ, I mean, dude, I'll tell you what. These dudes did not have the juice they got in the mud. I'll tell you that much. Oh my, get the, and he catches that shit, which, I come on, oh, that's the luckiest in the world. It's sad that I say catching that pick is lucky, but it is 100% is lucky catching that interception. 100% is lucky. Dog, come on, boys. All right, dudes, come on, man. Bradbury, come on, man. Game, dude. Of course, I get shedded. Jason Kelsey gets shedded one-on-one by nobody right there. Jason Kelsey is shedded by some dabbing dog. Get the game. Good defense, you moron. Idiots play this dude. I can't believe he caught that pick. It's so crazy that I'm like mad that he caught that tip interception. Unless he has pick artists, I don't think he does, though. I've been getting hitsticks way too much, though, honestly, and stripped way too much, too. I mean, dude, my team's blocking right now is actually disgusting. Like, can we figure some out here, boys? Get the f*** out here, boys. Bro, what is going on right now? Bro, is that like a pass rusher out there? Penny, Penny, Penny! AJ, come on, AJ! Like, can we catch that? Get through there, bro. Who the f*** is like... Of course, nobody blocks that outside linebacker on that other side. I hate this f***, dude. It's just honestly stupid as f*** this game, dude. Dudes are just so bagged. The Sean Jackson, what are you doing, man? I almost smoked that. How'd I almost smoke that? I really trolled. I don't know how he caught that pick on the first drive. Like, that was horses***. He's blocking the running back and it's giving him extra time. It's giving him extra time to, like, have in the pocket because I honestly need to put Redick on the opposite side of the running back, give him a little more trouble. But I also need to stop respecting the running back in actual pass coverage, I guess. Or Pat, I don't have to guard the running back as much. I'll guard him myself here. Pick Slay! Come on, man, pick artists. I'm trying to tell you. I'm trying to tell you guys. Oh, my God, dude. Like, I hate this f***ing game, man. Like, if you saw this s***, get the f*** out of here, man! Dude, I hate playing the... I hate this f***ing game. I hate this s***. I honestly hate how stupid this s*** is. And we get shattered by just beating the double team this fast. And now there's like no... I just won't be able to do what I want here. It's just impossible here. I'm looking for Watkins on the comeback, though. Dallas! Let's go, man! It's big, man. That's big. You weren't even supposed to be playing. We moved Slay to the inside. We really just got a double team, Jefferson. Like, we low key got Bradbury. Just keep guarding the running back yourself, Dougie. And we'll be all right here. There it is. Yep, see? If he doesn't block the running back, he's gonna get instant shetted. It's just nobody else is getting open. I got a double team, man. Like, I just have to... I don't even want to put Slay on him. I feel like that's a waste. Slay! Are you trolling? There it is. What did I get? There's no way I got a f***ing penalty. Are you kidding me? It's just no way they call a random ass dude. You gotta be f***ing joking, dude. Just trolling me right now. Run the ball, you f***ing puss. You're joking, bro. Like, just gotta be joking, man. Get this block. Come on, Greedy, come with me. Let's go, man! GG's. So much defense down there. So much defense. Look at Redick fighting. I mean, sweat, are you tired? Bradbury bagging, Bradbury bagging. Let's go, Redick. From Once Fletcher Cox, Once Fletcher Cox, get edge threat. Oh my God. I don't gotta do those double team f***ing Jefferson here somehow. Let's go. Jordan Davis, man. Well, I moved him to defense event, so he'll be good. Come on, man! Like, yo, Kelsey, get out there and block that guy. His defense has been aids all year, dude. I mean, dude, my pass protection, like we gotta block better. How good is our own line? That we're getting shredded this fast, dude. Who's that one guy I called a pick? He doesn't even have, he's just got the luckiest pick of his life, dude. AJ! Bro, we didn't, like, I hate to run in this game. I hate it. I hate to run in Madden, but this year is ridiculous. This year is absolutely ridiculous. AJ! Oh, come on, AJ! GG's, GG's, GG's, GG's. I hope they have this play. Look at this s***. Look! Kelsey Dickerson just all through, look. Look! Look! Then the worst part, they didn't even block his user. They all got the same animation. Look at this one. Lane Johnson, Dallas Goddard. Who are we blocking, boys? Nobody. The run sucks in this game, dude. I'm glad the run sucks in this game, but it sucks in this game. It's also sad that he catching that pick in the first quarter was lucky. It was. It was lucky that he caught that pick. It was flat out lucky. GG's, though. GG's, GG's, GG's, GG's, GG's.