 Do you find any irony in the fact that the person that you're like the American that's going to try Vegemite doesn't have a sense of taste or smell? All right, so I'm with Dan here today. Haley's here as well But I don't think she wants to try the Vegemite, but we've loaded up a piece of bread in the toast oven I've never used this. I don't know how to do it. Okay. Haley! Haley There you go. Got it. It's like light medium and oh actually I've never used your toaster Yeah, I don't even know which one to go to. We're gonna get it. Yeah, we're gonna get a warm warm We'll go to 250. Yeah, it doesn't have to be super like burnt, but I Do you find any irony in the fact that the person that you're like a the American that's gonna try Vegemite doesn't have a sense of taste or smell? You might like it Because I have a very like crappy sense of taste smell. I got you know the virus and it rolled in it for me Oh, I could make it come back. It'll just shock it back. Yeah, it could it could make it so it's just yeast, right? It's it's let's see what it says. Yeah, there's a bunch. It says yeast extract in very big letters. So that's like the Click baby title and then ingredients yeast extract from yeast grown on barley and wheat salt malt extract from barley flavor enhancers from some big words that I can't read Spice extract that's so vague spice. I think there's some molasses in it contain celery Dude, this is gonna be so gross. I'm gonna hate this. Just so you know, I'm gonna like puke You could like it man. Like it's you have to have it on toast. Do you like it? I love it. I'm gonna have some today This is like a this is like a big thing in I know that it's like But how come is it really in Australia? I don't you guys really go in on this cuz I think yeah It's like Vegemite and toast is like standard breakfast Brack. Oh, this is a breakfast. Yeah, it's a breakfast. Yeah, I have it when I want to snack I'm like I want to have a snack and it's healthy. It's got a lot of vitamins and nutrients in it So it's not like you're just chucking on like PB and J My mouth is already like watering in that. I'm about to vomit away. You know talking about like when you like feel Yeah, it's nothing like that. It's like it's nothing like water It's like an acquired taste but you might you might be into it. I don't know. I mean, we'll say we'll see smell it Oh, I can't I don't oh, it's not yeah Anything it's so dark It's so thick and dark like look at that. Yeah, it's staring into the abyss. It literally looks like yeah like burnt Nutella You guys have Nutella up you. Oh, yeah Okay, Nutella we like is that a your thing? No, I think the teller is from up here Is it all right? I think it's like a maybe a British thing or something. Yeah possibly you love those hazelnuts over there Yeah, yeah, see look we've added vitamins B1 B2 B3 and folic acid That's the good the health nuts in on it. Yeah, I'm like not Super excited feeling like not great today too. This couldn't pick you up a bit. Yeah, I don't think so Yeah, what do you think it's gonna happen? Yeah, any predictions? Yeah, do you think I'll be the big baby about it? Yeah, I already feel nauseous Have you ate today at all? I did it made me feel nauseous. Okay, I've been having a lot of trouble like eating and Well, I feel like when I can't skin and I can't be active cuz I your body kind of like just goes Later on I do I have no appetite. Yeah, okay. Okay. It's just like, you know Yeah, I don't know it definitely like messes with me But I don't know if like I'm actually just like not feeling well in general or I also like messed up taking my medicine I take every day So it could be a lot of things usually have been up usually you don't eat much So I'm pretty sure when we got skating you're like new bling on something and that's it. Yeah, I'm a snacker Yeah, and I need to eat a lot. Yeah. Yeah, just skate. It's way too tall Because of the Vegemite, it makes you great tool Well, then I shouldn't drink you're eating because I'm just tall. I wonder if I wonder if anyone's done a Vegemite milkshake Oh my god, would you imagine that? I was thinking about it driving here today. I was like, I wonder if anyone's tried a Vegemite milkshake I would be down to try it. You would be down to try it? Yeah, man A little bit of Vegemite some oat milk or almond milk It's just like straights. It's super salty, right? It's salty. Yeah You only you put it on lightly. You don't like pack it on like Nutella I mean, you think you put it on lightly. We see how Yeah, you gotta put at least, you know Like a few I'll make that I'll make that sound with just the knife and no Vegemite on that Yeah, I'm not like I'm I'm not a huge It's like super salty, right? Yeah, that's all I know. I like salt. I don't know I like salt too. I have heard stories of people who've tried this. Yeah They said that they weren't a big fan, but Okay, an acquired taste. So when you say acquired taste is I mean that when you first tried it you were like, eh When I was a kid, I was like, I don't want it and then I had it on I slept over at my friend's place one day So I had to sleep over and it was awkward. I didn't want to be like, I don't want to eat your breakfast at your major I was like, I don't eat it and it was Vegemite on toast and I was like, this isn't that bad Nice. So I was like, this is sick and now naturally so maybe we should have had a sleepover I stayed over last night Yeah, I would have had more of an appreciation for it. I like how Marty like I hate it I haven't tried it yet Yeah, it's correct. How do you like your taste usually like I don't eat toast. Okay, so first I have to like Be able to handle even eat toast the Vegemite. Yeah, I'd be the easiest part of the whole work Have you ever watched someone Not Australian eat Vegemite before finally on YouTube like the reaction videos like These are actually a Vegemite song they used to sing like used to be an add-on TV It would be a Vegemite song. I'll have to link it in or put it in the video It's a Vegemite song. Yeah, it's from like back when TVs are black and white All right, here we go Like I'm like, yeah, yeah, you get like a nice spread on it. It's not like yeah like that It's not like Nutella, but that's how you do the spread Little bit more Someone at work the other day they go are you from Boston? They thought my accent was from Boston and I went Husband was like no, that's Australia. Okay. I'm gonna have a little bit more. I like first of all, I'm really not hungry Okay Hey, you take a couple bites and then no, there's not I'm telling you right now This is gonna be a one and done I feel like you know you picked like someone who Not only is he nauseous right now. I was pretty much the biggest baby in the entire world Can you smell it though? Everything smells like chemicals to me. Okay, it's hard to explain it smells like Like almost like fabric softener Okay, let me pre-open this. You guys are good. Take your time You rushed cola That's right generic style. I went to Danny. I went to Danny's last night. I thought of you Yeah, yeah, would you get it? I just the same shit I got last time Want to coat the palate something delicious first? Okay, here we go Like your wine tasting It can you taste it's like like people say it's bitter No, I can't taste any better. Okay. It tastes like um It's like laundry detergent. What? It's because I taste everything wrong. Oh, yeah, like when people smoke like weed around me It smells like burnt chocolate I think it smells real crazy And then when I have like um when I have cherry cola instead of regular cola it tastes like a Like it doesn't taste anything like cherry cola It tastes like it tastes like coca-cola with a funny aftertaste. Okay, but it's like a very I like Grew like at these like I enjoyed that taste now. Yeah, it's a different. It's very different. Yeah, everything's wrong Everything's yeah, and I can't smell really anything I can't smell poop or pee at all really at all like zero percent like I could be in the gnarliest outhouse And I could sometimes smell like the you know the stuff that they put in there to make it not smell like poop Yeah, the chemical yeah, but if I took a loaf of turd and I was like this I Would not be able to smell it Yeah, it's really weird, but like if I take an orange for whatever reason I can if I can if I smell really hard I can pick up an orange. Maybe it's a citrus in the orange If you who knows Yeah, probably I was taking another bite really on this little bit a little more value might on this bike You haven't pulled a face yet. Usually when people what have it some that they pull a face instantly So it's you know How's the texture tell us about the texture I don't hate it I don't hate it because people like no it's disgusting It's like grease you put on your wheel bearings and stuff on my it's not bad Well, I think that's you know the idea that they have going into it And yeah, yeah, they actually taste it to me It just tastes like really salty and a chemically aftertaste and now I'm picking up a little bit of the bitter that you're talking about Yeah, it's not like a like you've ever had like a Ruby red juice how it has like a slight bitter aftertaste It's less than that like it's nowhere near as bitter as yeah red juice So if you like what is that what juice is that Ruby red is from? What is that Haley? What what's Ruby red? What is that a what? Do that type of cantaloupe? Cantaloupe. I don't know. I don't know. That's fine. I don't have a fruit That's why no Hey Siri, she doesn't know what is Ruby red? 2013 German fantasy film based on the book with the same name by Kirsten dear. There you go Now so yeah, so Ruby red is the movie with a bitter aftertaste I think we've read some sort of someone will comment what it is. I cantaloupe. I don't think that's like a It's got a bitter aftertaste. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, it's not Overwhelming I don't know if I would ever go out of my way to taste this I had to go to world market to find it. Oh really? Yeah, it was like a regular market No, no, I had to go to world market to find it So I was gonna I was even gonna get someone to send some up I was like I can't find it anywhere that I went to world market and I had it in their little international section Jumped on it. Well, I think you do that. You take a bite of the bread without it. Yeah Yeah, only the gnarliest dudes could get like a soft bread roll and just pack the vegemite on and have it like that kids At school would do that and sometimes I'd be like, hey, do you want the rest of my lunch? Oh, yeah, and then it'd be just vegemite packed onto a bread roll. Um, I will say this I Would rather put this one bread than butter. Yeah, it's not like butter. Really? Yeah, not a fan of butter I don't I would not say that Haley might disagree with this. I'm I don't think I'm a picky eater I just like stuff pretty plain. Yeah, I'm like weird about condiments, but I'll eat any type of me I'll eat any type of vegetable. I'll eat any type of texture. I like seafood. I like raw fish. I like You know Vegetable platters. Well, whatever have you anything obviously any dessert But with when it comes to condiments, I'm like really weird about like I hate mayonnaise. I hate mustard. Really? Yeah Mustard you must must it like you on exactly like I love mustard. Yeah, I can't stand it But I like I like ketchup I like eel sauce which is kind of random Yeah, barbecue sauce and that is as far as condiments go Okay, like any sort of sauce like cane sauce that comes on King's chicken like won't eat it really this edge of might though Not bad, huh? Not bad Yeah, you're shy I wish I had it sucks cuz I wish I could actually really taste it. Yeah, I mean you it's I don't know I Pick up on the bitterness. Yeah more now that like Because when you saying before something about you could taste bitter stuff better than sweet stuff Well, it's like so I can taste if something is sweet I can taste something sour bitter Savory but I can't taste flavors So if I drink apple juice and then I drink orange juice I can tell you that they're sweet drinks Orange juice, okay, unless I go on like the base of the thickness. Yeah, right? so if like I buy Dark chocolate and milk chocolate the only difference that I can really tell between the two is dark chocolates a little less sweet But I can't tell like the essence of dark chocolate. Yeah. Yeah, and with this it's like I can tell that it's bitter I can tell that it's salty, but I can't taste really the the flavor of it But yeah, you know I'm gonna taste something you kind of go like Yeah, yeah, you like your like sinuses almost. Yes. I can't do that And it's weird so maybe a clickable title for this would be American with no smell or taste tries Vegemite Because it's a little bit more interesting Yeah, not bad. This is also the first time I've ever had toast without anything. Okay, no job. Yeah, this is good Brad what kind of bread is it? Oh, it's the this dude. It's the cheap. Yeah golden weed