 You kind of look good Elton John's cousin tried it for a weekend That doesn't sound good. I mean these glasses aren't for really anyone's face You look you look like you're about to rip some Elton John These are the most famous like John Lennon warm and he didn't look good at them Like no one's worn this style and pulled them off. You seen him on Zach Yeah, Zach does look good. Yeah, someone sees you on the subway in those glasses and they're like, oh, he does sex My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb baseball is happening March Madness is happening and the Masters is about to start Jake. How are you James? I'm good. We had a hell of a week How about our friend Trevor plowth leaving the West Coast coming to the best coast? New York legalized lead and I think they're legalizing sports gambling select New York's about to party flag it Do whatever you want run it, but there were a lot of sports being played Jake What's the biggest sports headline of? the day James the headline that needs to be talked about final for The buzzer beater sucks a shot that we will see Thousand times in our lifetime more moss manos. I did the classic I tuned in for the last like 30 seconds I saw the buzzer. I saw the buzzer beater. So now I can tell my kids. Yeah, I watched that game I watched the whole damn thing. I said that might be the best shot. I've ever seen live That's gonna be one where in 40 years They do like top 10 buzzer beaters of March Madness and that'll be maybe number two number one Like maybe in the top five I think and our kids will be like, you know ask about it Like I asked my dad about lightener and stuff like that like it was a cool moment It's a big moment undefeated team and cut and congratulate them for winning the championship tonight Great job Gonzaga. Perfect season. You guys did it Cut Believe those Baylor Bears. They did him from the start. Sorry Zags Uncut I'm rooting for both teams and now I'm kind of rooting for Gonzaga more even though last week I declared them dude. I declared them boring same man. I kind of healed on dessert guys and now they're kind of cool So tune in Jim almost a breakdown this week. We got to go to the world of baseball It's a baseball company. How about two of your favorites Carl ravage and oh, no, but shit on this clip Yeah ESPN the number one thing they like doing when they broadcast a baseball game is not showing the baseball They missed the first pitch two years in a row now ESPN has done that an opening day And they also do the split screen and then just give you some bullshit annoying content that no one wants Well the game's on Carl ravage made Boba Shet sing Yeah, Boba Shet's like, uh, okay, and then he sings like two lines of a Justin Bieber song here I got my peaches out in Georgia. Oh, yeah, that's I got my week in California. That's that Peaches and then ravages like oh, and you write too. Wow. What a song you just wrote that in your hotel room Do you spend your time in these hotel rooms? Writing song and buzz like No, man, it's Justin Bieber. No, man. I play short stuff for the blue jays. I don't write songs I think you you should know that if I did but also stop everything. You're doing ESPN You run the worst broadcast ever but also also also Zach is a singer and he said to me producer Zach. He said like asking anyone to sing on the spot Just like pretty don't do it. Right. I think it's gonna sing a little for us now. Here's Zach. Here's Zach singing Wow, all right shy but good What else happened in the sports world young Jake nothing big nothing crazy just a guy getting his finger ripped out mid-fight This finger is ring finger, I believe what noise would you make if your finger got pulled out? Oh my finger My fingers gone. He didn't make any noise They paused the entire fight and they said Crowd we're pausing the fight because that guy is missing a finger if anyone's seen a finger and also if you own a white Ford your headlights are on he finished the fight and like didn't seek help doesn't interview Afterwards and the guys like it they said you lost a finger and he's like yeah, I don't remember but I lost a finger They attached it successfully. So it's a happy story. Imagine the guy. I found the white Ford. I didn't find The finger upside down they shit we stitched it on but it's upside down that's Be a bad doctor ribbit ribbit You love frogs shit Zach kinky fuck Jim in not Sports the police department found a dead body on the highway boring Wait, it wasn't a dead body. It was your sex doll. Yeah Please got a call your sex doll. Like when I say a football team is like your Dolls brand of sex team. All right, so police in York Township, Pennsylvania responded to a report of a dead body on Dew drop road It's a great road name. You're fine a dead body top five. That's a top five I mean wow we live over on Dew drop road. That's a great spot great spot or plot or plot We just bought a plot over on Dew drop. Yeah, that's great All right, anyway, it was actually a life-sized sex doll not a real human lieutenant Ken Schellenberger said and this is classic case of the Detectives being like, you know, we called for backup to get rid of it. Yeah, you brought it to someone's house Like there's a guy on the police department and they're like, you know, Bob you want this? Yeah, this is okay We're gonna bring in the guys and throw it away and it's in the police department and will not be thrown It's a prop. Yeah in the police Yeah, also, I mean, I just love they're like, we don't know how it got there Oh, obviously a wife's found her husband's sex doll and threw it on Dew drop road case solved Imagine if they did like DNAs to like like do the runs DNA in the hole and like you're like Oh, and then they did like like, you know, this is Frank's over on Dew drop road How'd you fight? How'd you know it was me? Oh, we DNA'd you're seeing them see I Talk about tough time. That sucks. I didn't see that in any of the notes. No, I've made up my entire storyline here This is all on me. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week You look like the worst mountain. Yeah, give me the glasses. I Look like the cop that kept the sex doll We're gonna kick off the holiday party. Who's employee of the week? None of you suckers No one Earned it. Sorry guys. We're the employees of the week. Do we already give it to ourselves? We did we did Can't do that every week. Nope Kyle Kyle Kyle's good. Kyle kills it laptop broke actually Opening day Kyle runs all the socials for talking yanks talking baseball and John Boy media on every platform and opening day There's a lot of stuff going on. Yeah, and he had he was like pinned in he went in. That's not something he was pinned in by us He was pinned in we took him in the back alley, and he was pinned in watch every game and tweet out the good stuff And how did that? Good job Milosh That was a weekly dumb