 Hi, beautiful. Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna give you three different intro options today and you're gonna choose which one's your favorite and let me know. All right, ready? And option one, scene. Today I found the five cheapest Amazon hair tools I could find and I'm gonna be trying them all today. Let's see which ones suck and which ones are rad. Okay, that was option one and now option two. It's a little different and scene. Hi guys, today I'm gonna be trying five of the cheapest Amazon hair tools I could find to let you know which one is the best. Okay, and third option and scene. Hey guys, today I'm gonna be trying the five cheapest hair tools on Amazon to see which ones suck, which ones are dope, which ones are just in between and maybe you'll find a new hair tool that you love. I don't know, the third one felt good but you know, I could be wrong. We got many different tools. We got this curls and waves thing. We've got this Conair Carling iron, very basic. We got this waving tool that looks like a knockoff of another brand. And then we got this Revlon blow dryer that looks fucking tiny. How does it fit into this box? I don't know. And we have this absolutely tiny hair straightener. This one is the only one is that is above $10 and these are all $10. I mean, I definitely have used only professional hair tools my whole life. So like I'm used to paying $5 billion for my hair tools but $10 seems very inexpensive for a hair tool. I'm hoping that these work well because if they do then like we have some winners on our hands especially in the price range, you know? All right, let me get a fucking client in here and see what we're working with. We think this mannequin today, I'll leave her on the table or this mannequin number two. This one has a little bit of a color in it. What do you guys think? Oh, this one has really long hair. And she has shoulders. We could do this. What are we thinking today? Let me see. Let me think, let me think. I don't know, like the blonde is really calling me. I don't think her. Sorry, you got the booger. Bye. I don't know. I'm feeling, no, let's do the brunette. Let's do you. Here you are in today, this mannequin number three. Actually, I'm pretty sure she's this mannequin number seven. Ah, who just fell? You okay girl? Oh God, you look a little hurt. She'll be okay. This is actually Ms. Menequin number 652, I think, or 51. Yes, I've gone through quite a few. You know, they all lend their life to the practice of my YouTube channel and I'm forever grateful and that's that. Let's pop your head on here. Girl, what did you do? Whoa, you look a little crazy. That's okay though. We got some really cheap hair tools to try on you. Don't worry, I don't brush people's hair like this in real life. Why do I? Or maybe I'm just a hypocrite. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I mean, I want to try this one first. Wait, what? It just says Connors Supreme. It doesn't even have a name. It's actually a Connors Supreme hot curl brush in three quarters of an inch and it is 999. It is not even $10, love. It is literally one cent off from $10. And let's see what we got in here. It says 10 variable heat settings, three quarters of an inch diameter, cool touch bristles for added safety, on an Oswish, hell yeah. Power indicator, fuck yeah. Ready dot, fuck yeah. Cool tip, ah. Built-in counterrest, tangle-free swirl cord. Oh. That's how I feel about tangle-free anything. Limited to your warranty. Oh, yes. Okay, so if this shit breaks on you in two years, you can send it back for a new one. Wow, this feels like a literal Barbie tool. It doesn't feel real. This is just my nail holding it up. That's how light this thing is. All right, great. We're off to a good start. I'm gonna rate all those features one out of five stars. This court sucks. I don't have a big arm span, okay? And this is that long. I'm gonna put this up to max because we want max heat in here. I don't really understand what this is, to be honest with you. Okay, so we're gonna like use this, I don't know, as like a... This is not hot at all. Oh God, this is gonna take four years to heat up, isn't it? This hair is not even a little warm. Oh no. It also has like a little notification right there when it's heated up. I literally don't feel any warmth. All right, well, I guess I'll be back in 20 minutes. 20 minutes later. It's still not done. Oh! Oh! I'm gonna burn my eyeballs out. Like this is torture. Make it work! I'm gonna give this a one star out of five for heat up time. And also aesthetic sweat of five. I hate it so far. Are you gonna do something? Are you gonna work? I can like tell it's not hot. Do I go like this? This is awful. Oh my God! It's a little bit warm. Like I touch it and you know it's working. But like it's not doing anything to the hair. On to the next one. We'll come back to you later, okay? Our next one is a Cripper. This is called a three barrel curling iron wand by Slopehill Hair Waiver Iron with LCD temperature display, one inch ceramic tournoline hair clipper for hair clipper whatever. I don't care. This is only 9.99. I'm shook so far. Okay, so this is it out of the box. Ah! It is hot to the touch and it's only been on for like a minute. That's a good sign. And it is 184 degrees Celsius. I don't know what that is in Fahrenheit because it doesn't go to Fahrenheit. I would give it a five for feel. It feels like a good weight. It feels like a nice piece of equipment. It feels very similar to other ones of these things I've used before and it has a swivel cord. And what else does it have? Stainless steel, 360 degree, yes. High quality, high temperature. Hell yeah. I mean, it feels like it's ready. Oh, no, it's not ready yet. It's not ready yet. This allows like 20 degrees to go. All right, we'll give you a second to. Am I gonna get anywhere today? That one's still not done. The other one, by the way. Piece of shit. Sorry, that was really aggressive actually. All right, she's ready. Let's see if this one works out just as good as my other more expensive waving irons. Here's like an average price, by the way. Oh, so far so good. Damn. Are you seeing this slage that just happened? I'm sorry. This is one of the times that I have to say I'm actually not being dramatic right now. This is crazy that it's only $9.99. Look how shiny it is. I'm sure it looks good on camera, but it feels like heaven in real life. It is so soft. I wanna rub my face on it. Oh my God, whoa. I would sleep on this hair. Her hair looks so beautiful. Let's shake it out. You know what? You're a fucking welcome for making this video because I just saved you so much money and also I just like found you a great tool. If it breaks on you in like one day, that's not my fault. I wasn't judging that. I was just seeing if it works. But I am gonna give this all around a five out of five stars. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Should I play with this warm iron and like swing it around? Woo! Because I like to leave it on the edge, baby. Woo! Obsessed. It feels great, looks great, smells good. It's a good size crimp. It's hot, it's sexy. Oh, and the crimp work came with a fuck. This thing, let me put it on for you. The little hand modeling moment. I was once a hand model, I wasn't. It's definitely giving fashion and I want another one to match. So I might have to buy another one of these tools because it's only $10. Honestly, the fact that it's only $10, it works this well and it comes with a very cute glove to handle the iron. Damn, what do they not do at that company? All right, now back to this piece of shit tool. The light is still not turning a color. I think it got lighter though. Not this light, this light up here. I think it went from like red to now clear and it feels, okay, it feels warm. I think you just twist it in the hair like this. Like I just don't know what it's supposed to do. You would think it would just, it would curl the hair. Oh, okay, we got something. Okay, do you see that? Like it did it. I'm like, am I done with this one? Yeah, can I move on to the next one? Cause I hate it already, but I'm trying to like give it like a good try, good test. I mean, it's clearly still a decent product if Connor's still selling it all these years later. I mean, these things are definitely not hot either. So that's good. They didn't lie to me. I don't know what you would use this for. Maybe if you had really short hair like me and you wanted to like, actually. Oh, you can like, cause I can like touch my head with the bristles and it doesn't burn. That's nice. I'm going to pass on this one. I hate it. Listen, if you want like dull, lifeless curls, it did a good job at like not making the hair super flat, but like giving it that kind of like blown out look, except this thing is so, so tiny that if you had any kind of length to your hair, it would be so difficult to work with. But maybe it's more for like the older women with like, you know, those shorter cuts, like that gray hair that needs to be smoothed out, like they don't need that much done to it. And like, you know, you don't want to apply too much heat. Maybe it would be a slave for you. For me, there's much better tools out there for anything like this. I just hate the way this thing feels. And for $10, it honestly feels cheap. I'll put this at the Dollar Tree. Then I would say go for it, get it, buy it. But otherwise throw this right in the trash. Look at this little flat iron. It is such a little baby little flat iron. Hello. You know, I want to like, this little baby flat iron is only $7.99. Honestly, as it should be. But I do like the packaging. It's cute, it's different. It's like, I don't ever see that before. Okay. Does not have a swivel cord. One out of five stars already. Okay. Sorry, is this a joke though? Remember last time I said my arms band was not that long? This is half my arms band. One out of five stars for the f*** cord. I don't even think I can plug this in and use it at the same time. Let me see. This is as far as it goes. I'm going to be like, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Oh my God. It only has one heatset in it. Wow, this is a piece of s***. I don't even know what kind of plates these are on here either. Okay. She's heated, I think. I don't know. There's just a red blinking thing. And I guess when red things blink, you think, oh, something's going to blow up or your curling iron or your flat irons ready to go. Either way, works for me. So let's try, oh, I forgot about the cord. We're going to go on this side, my bad side. Don't look at my face. We blur my face while I do this side. Oh, it unplugged s***. All right, let's try to keep that plugged in while we just do the ends of the hair because we have no length over here. All right, let's just try and give it like a little, little, you know, like a little curl to it. Okay, listen, the heat is there. Oh, that worked out well. Oh, wait, did I judge this one too fast? Okay, well, for the curl I just gave it, I'm going to give that a five out of five stars. For the smoothness, honestly, it ran through the hair really smooth. I didn't hear anything like pulling. I don't know, it's kind of fun. It's like, it's so cute. It's like, I just want to like, ow, I guess burn myself with it. No, I don't actually want to do that, but I will pay $5 for this. Eight is a little pushing it, but it does work. If I wanted to curl my hair, I would use this. And it was like, if I had bangs, boom, curl, boom, done. Does it smell like burning plastic a little bit, but I also can't move further than this. You do need to use an extension cord. Let's add another like $3 onto this price. So I would say let's skip this one. Let's not go with this. There's probably better out there. Guys, the cord length is everything. Cause what do you have to do with this? We have the Conair Instant Heat, one inch curling iron. I mean, we know what a curling iron is, basic. Oh yeah. But this one is called Instant Heat. So it heats up in 30 seconds. Ah! And you can probably tell by now that that really makes me happy because I don't want to wait. The feeling of it, I'm going to give it like, four out of five. The like look of it, I'm going to give it like a good three. You know, it's giving chrome. Ooh. Ooh. Good enough. If you're using your bathroom, I guess I'll give it a four out of five stars. But I think I gave the last one with this short of a cord a one out of five. So that's not really fair. Can we go back and change the other ring I gave to a four out of five? Cause that cord was actually not that bad compared to the flat iron I just used. I'm going to put it to the max. Ooh, on. Turbo, fuck yeah. Right now it's blinking. You see that? I don't know if we can see that at all. It's fine. But I'm going to, you're going to have to trust me on this one. 30 seconds later. It doesn't seem to be done yet. And it's definitely been 30 seconds. Ow. That was a bold ass lie, yo. I'm going to give that marketing claim a one out of five stars because you lied and I don't like lying on your marketing claims. That seems a little illegal to me. I don't know about you Conner, but it seems a little legal. So whatever. We're going to try it anyway. Let's see if it works after 30 seconds. Oh, it is hot. Shit. Oh, okay. Got it. Do another one. That was fun. I really liked that. Okay. This works really well. Why does it work like better than my other curling irons? What the hell the heap distribution is gorgeous. Again, I don't know if these things are going to last you, but they work. Oh, I dropped it. But it doesn't matter because it already heated up. Should we try to take a wave now with it? Let's see. I'm going to give the functionality of this thing a five out of five because it works, baby. And it is hot as a mother. I think it took a minute to heat up though because it stopped blinking now. For $9, I would pay it again and again and again and again and I would do it again. And then once it's done, I would do it again and I would buy another one. This is one of those things that also are just going to last you a lifetime I feel like. I feel like I see so many people with these con-air irons just like from 25 years ago. They'd be making some stuff that lasts sometimes. And last, the one I'm the most horrified about. This is $13 and this is a blow dryer. Shut the fuck up. It has no concentrator nozzle. Oh, we're going to give that a one out of five stars for not having a concentrator nozzle. What the hell am I supposed to do with this? Is this for a Barbie? Ooh, baby, you better have a good long cord. We like them big and long. Okay, it's longer than most of the other ones. I'm going to give it a four because I'm feeling generosity today. Also the feel of this a one out of five. Not even joking, it feels like a life-size Barbie tool. It is full on like plastic and shit and weird and I don't even know. It only has off and low and high settings. It has a cool setting though. It is very light too. I'll give it a four out of five stars. Let's give you a little sweeping front-banging moment. Oh, I already hate this because it doesn't have a concentrator. Like I can't use blow dryer without concentrator nozzles. I don't know how you guys do it at home because they know a lot of you do. It will literally burn your hair to a crisp because look at, these things got really hot. You want them just burning your hair? No, not for me. Let's try this. Oh, it smells bad. It smells like burning flesh. No, let's say if I had to blow dry somebody's hair with this thing, it wouldn't happen. Like first of all, it doesn't even get hot. Second of all, the airflow is like, I could blow harder than this blow dryer can. The airflow one out of five stars the smoothness of the hair after blow drying one out of five stars, terrible. Don't ever buy this. Unless you want to look like a Barbie and pretend to blow dry your hair and not actually blow dry it, but like just blow wind into it. That will be chic. Like, but hell no. This thing is garbage. Let's see if the cool setting works actually. Tell me why the cool setting works better than the hot setting. Trash, I would pay one whole dollar for this. No, in reality, I would pay three. Thank you, Ms. Manny Quinn for your help today. I hope you enjoyed that. You look even more crazy than you did before. Slay. We have two clear standouts from today's video. The Conair Curler, this baby, and the waiver. The waiver though, it takes the cake as the best, cheapest tool I've probably ever used in my life. This thing really worked so, so well. Highly recommend it for $10, 9.99 actually, specifically, and free shipping. If you have Prime, I don't know how you beat it. I'm so quite shocked about this. Well anyways, I hope you enjoyed my pain today and hopefully you don't ever buy those awful other things that I try. If you wanna check out any of my hair care or my hair color products, you can do so with the links right down below or go to xmodohair.com. That is all for today, guys. Thank you for watching. Don't forget to leave extra light and I'll see you next time. Bye.