 I like long walks on the beach with my boyfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realise I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around the underneath car park. I'm six foot and four inches, but those are two different measurements. Went to a party last night dressed as an egg, got what a girl dresses as a chicken. The lifelong question was answered that night, he was the chicken. Can I interest you in a 24 hour broadcast?