 that you cut this for me for this long. Why are you going on? No, I don't know, what else are you hiding from me? I'm gonna trust you. All I have is a three-year-old that needs a home and he needs to come here. And you're not telling me what our payments are going to. That's, oh my God. What's going on, Mama Squad? Welcome back to our channel, guys. As you can see by the title, I'm going to be pranking my girlfriend that I have a kid. I'm gonna make her believe that when I was dating my ex-girlfriend over three years ago, I got her pregnant. And I never told her, but she had the kid and he's just been living with her all this time. And on top of that, now listen to me, I'm going to tell her that I have been paying child support, not just out of my money, but I have also been paying child support out of both of our accounts. So she's gonna think I'm using her money to pay this. And on top of her already being confused and mad about me having a kid, where the kid is and how this even happened, she's gonna also know that I have been using all of her money and her bank to pay for this kid that she doesn't even know who it is. So before I get into that more, I wanna tell you guys that we are literally starting Vlogmas tomorrow. Or maybe it's today because we're gonna start posting every day from now on. We had stuff going on in the beginning of the month. Now our schedule's a little more open. So we're gonna be literally posting every single day until Christmas, which brings me to make sure to be subscribed to our channel and turn on those post notifications right next to it so you get notified every single time we post, especially during Vlogmas season. And one more thing, guys, if you are new to our channel or you do not know already, we are doing an iPhone 11. Yes, an iPhone 11 giveaway. We're doing it at the end of this month for our Christmas giveaway. You have to be subscribed to our YouTube channel with post notifications on. And make sure to go follow both of our Instagram so we can contact you if you are the winner. Mariah's on her way over here. I already have the whole story planned out as I told you in the beginning. I got Max pregnant, blah, blah, blah. We have a kid, you don't know about it. Four years, three years, whatever. This is probably going to be the prank to top off all of my pranks on this channel because I have never pulled anything this crazy, especially with my ex. She hates talking about exes and anything to do with them, so on top of that, me having a kid with my ex, she's just gonna flip out. Hashtag Team Bill in the comments. I hope you guys enjoyed this video and I will see you when Mariah gets here. Wish me luck. All right, guys, Mariah kind of caught me off guard a little bit. She's actually here right now and I am not even ready. So I'm changing my shirt out because I'm trying to look a little better and I'm gonna go set up the camera as quick as I can. She's getting a lot of stuff out of her car because we're supposed to be filming TikToks and another YouTube video today, but I'm pranking her right now. I will see you guys downstairs. Wish me freaking luck. Like, this is gonna be literally crazy. Oh, shit, she's walking up right now. You can see her cars out there. She actually just walked past the window and now I gotta find a spot inside the freaking camera. Oh my God, okay, it's fine. We're good. This looks like a good angle, right? I hope so. All right, you guys are going behind a pineapple. So let's get it. I saw you carrying a bunch of stuff. Is this good for me? Wait, this one's for me? Are you serious? Okay, I'm over here. Mm-mm. Oh. Can you even sell it? Ooh, your hair smells good. I can't smell the fuel. It's definitely your hair. And for fuel. Feels like fuel. Mm, you smell good. So you ate the last salad the other day. Is there nothing? What can we eat? I'm starving. Mariah, come here. I'm hungry. I need to talk to you. Can you talk to me? Yeah. Good, am I gonna be? It's kind of like both. It's about like four years ago, I think. Three or four years ago. Before we started dating. Okay, so three years ago. I was dating someone. Okay. I was dating someone and that girl. Can you, you're like pushing into this. What's wrong? Why are you, you're- I'm like, I'm like- I'm like stressing out. Wait, don't. It's a stress ball. No, I don't care. Let's just show you how stressful I am. All right, so anyways. I don't know how you're gonna take this, but I never told you, because I didn't want you to like think differently with me, but it's kind of like our problem now, and the reason I'm bringing it up now is because we have to do something about it. Okay. So I was dating this girl, obviously, before I started dating you. I'm being that serious. Okay, tell me. I know you're smiling. Why are you just not telling me this now? Because I didn't want you to think differently with me and now I have to tell you, because it's like serious. Okay. You're scaring me, so spit it out. This girl. Spit it out. Okay, she- What? Tell me, dude. You guys talking? You cheating on me? No, I got it pregnant. So obviously, we were doing stuff because she was my girlfriend. So- And she just now pregnant, or is she pregnant three years ago or four years ago, yeah. I'm being that serious, Marana. This is like been stressing me out. That's why I've been so stressed out lately. So you have- You know I've been stressed out lately. So keep spitting out what you're gonna tell me. What do you think? Put two and two together. Four years ago. So you have a kid? Kind of. Kind of. Okay, I've been paying child support to her. Child support? So our money that we're making is going to child support? Bill, you know how messed up this is? Not only are you paying child support and you have a freaking kid. It's not even a lot. You have a kid that you paid to fact for. Out of our money, out of our money that we make on YouTube. And where does this kid stay? It's only like- Wouldn't you ever see the kid? It's only like 400, mom. Okay, my question is, wouldn't you ever see the kid? Wouldn't you see the kid? Is it a boy or a girl? Like who, like what is it? Yeah, it's a boy. It's a boy. So, wouldn't you see your son? Oh my God, that's so weird to say that you have a freaking son. We were supposed to have our family. Now you have a whole other family, something else? Because, you know, she had the baby when I was actually dating you. So, my question is- And I went there. When'd you go there? Today? No, like- No, do you realize- Remember that month that we broke up for? Yeah, but that was two years ago, three years ago? Exactly. Nine months after- Oh, that's when you found out? Nine months after she was pregnant. We broke up. I went to the hospital while we were broken up because I was so stressed out. Yes, there's that other girl that you know about, but I also, during that time, the reason why we broke up was because I was going to the hospital and I met the kid and then signed it over fully to her because I didn't want anything to do with it. So, why are you lying to me this whole time, though? I would have been- Listen, I've been so supportive with you- So, you would have liked having a kid? If it- Yeah, because I- You would have dated me if you found out that I had a kid when I was- What was that? I love you, Bill. Listen, this is the thing- How old was I? 16, 17? Okay, listen, I love you and I would have accepted that you had a kid with somebody else, but now I don't accept it and I don't appreciate you that you lied to me this entire relationship because that's messed up. Okay, here's- No, the reason why it's messed up is because you want all this time lying to me and when you see the- Right, just hold on, hold on. Yes, I have a kid, big deal. Okay, but here's the- And I've kissed your mom and I'm gonna get- Like, I'm gonna- This is a big deal. I'm gonna get your mom and sisters to warn me about this. They don't know about it. They don't know about them either? No, it doesn't. But here's the thing. This is why I need to- Nobody knows. This is why I need to tell you I have a kid now is because she wants me to have the kid. Like, keep it? She's moving out of country and she doesn't want to take him along because- Well, of course we can bring him along here and I'm supportive with you. It's just more of like, why wouldn't you tell me this before? Now it's gonna cause an issue. Now we are- So you're totally fine. No, I'm not fine because we have, we're not even old enough to do this stuff, but I mean, stuff happens- Obviously, you could be 16, 17. Listen, I want you to know something. I am very supportive with you and I'm going to love him like he's my own, okay? I'm going to, but what I'm upset with you about is that you kept this from me for this long. And then all of a sudden, he's throwing it. What if she never was leaving? You would have probably never told me and then like, that's just weird. And you should be there for your kid. You don't care- No. About your kid? I don't know him. I haven't seen him in, you know, a couple of years. That's not right. I'm just more mad at you because you didn't tell me and now you're telling me. Like this is like shocking to me and it makes me kind of uncomfortable that I just got thrown in this situation when you knew this this whole time. Like yeah, maybe back then I don't know what I would have done, but I love you now- So you're totally fine with me having a kid. Well, I'm not gonna leave you for that now. Well, obviously not. It can't make me so hard. Obviously not, but you're telling me right now that I'm having a little kid. I'm not fine, but I'm supportive. You're fine that I have you. I will adjust to it with time. I will adjust to it with time because I love you. You're like way too comfortable with this actually. Like that's- I am not comfortable. I said I will adjust to it. You seem like it's just like- No, so what if I told you I had a kid? I would be upset. No. Okay, right, honestly. Listen! Lynn Sin! You literally just seem like, oh that's fine, whatever. Like I would have thought you would have been like, oh my God, like- I'm not gonna be mad at you. I'm not gonna be mad at you. How much I've been stressing about this. Okay, and you should be glad that I'm gonna be the queen for you. I know, but now you're just like, okay. Okay, okay. No, I didn't say I'm okay. I'm uncomfortable. I mean, I'm glad that you're like this for me. Listen, I'm uncomfortable, and I just said for the 100th time that I need to adjust to it, and I don't know how it's gonna be because our life is stressful as it is. I can't imagine throwing a kid into our life. I can't even fend for myself yet. How are we gonna fend for another kid? Because it's just, we'll make it work. Like this would have been a lot. How am I gonna tell my parents? How am I gonna tell my dad? Where's my mom? Like no one knows I had a kid. This is your problem. You and my ex-girlfriend are the only people that know I have a kid. So how am I gonna tell my mom and dad? I don't know. This isn't my problem. You just took me today. How are you gonna expect me to tell you how to do this? If I knew this for a long time and you were nervous to tell your parents, I would have came with you and helped you. But there's nothing I could do about it. This is something that you just threw at me, and they're gonna be just as mad at you because they should have known. That's messed up. You know, I was supposed to just, if you have a kid, you're supposed to care for the kid, not leave him behind. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know, babe. No, that's messed up, but now you're throwing me under the freaking bus here and you're expecting me to just like, taking a kid that I don't even know of. I'm gonna be there for you and I'm gonna support you and I'm gonna love him like he's my own and I'm excited and happy for you if this is what you want. But I'm just letting you know. It's not what I want. Well, it's what you did and you didn't tell anybody until now. So you have to understand why I'm a little uncomfortable and why I'm upset that you took this lot and tell me you have a child. So you've been paying child support and when is this all, like how for how long? So you've been using- Since I signed the papers, I've had to pay child support monthly. Yes, I've been using it. How much is it? It's like, it's a couple hundred, like, 600, 700. $600 bill. Yeah. $600 a month? Yes, that's what we cost. Well, you better think you're using our money on something that I didn't even know about. Are you serious? Yes, that's messed up because that's our money that we made together and you're gonna spend it on something without telling me? Yes, because I can't see it. Legally, I have to legally pay all the time. That's messed up. Why are you going home? I'm not gonna think about your actions. Why are you going home? What else are you hiding from me? I have a kid. That you're marrying. I just have a kid. That's all I have. I don't even trust you at this point. I have a friend. How can I trust you? All I have is a three-year-old that needs a home and he needs to come here with us. I told you I'm supportive and I'm going to love him like he's my own. But what I'm pissed off about now is that you just told me that our monthly bill for your child support is $600, $7 a month. Okay, but that's half. Like imagine. $700, whatever. I'm just so mad right now, Bill. I can't. I'm sorry. You should be. I don't know what you want me to do. I'm sorry. What I want you to do is say you're sorry and that you're gonna know. I'm just so I'm sorry. Oh my god. I'm sorry. Wait, are you even mad that I have a kid? I'm not mad that you have a kid. I'm mad that you took this song to tell me and that you're doing these monthly bills with our money that we make together and you're not telling me what our payments are going to. That's, oh my god, dude. Oh, I'm so mad. Okay, why do you think, okay. I am so livid. I am so livid. Right, you know how I said we were only like. Bro, don't even talk to me. You know how I said we were only making. No, honestly, I'm not gonna talk to you. You know how I transfer money from into your account and into my account? Well, like I actually take a portion of your money. Not all of it, just from the account, like. You have got to give me money. I only give you a certain amount. Bro, are you shitting me? I'm not kidding. Bro, that's messed up and I'm going home. That's not even funny. I'm sorry. That's not even funny. No. You're taking my money, my money, to pay for a kid that's not even mine. To pay for my kid, it could be our kid. But I'm not trying to scream at you but this would have been a totally different situation if I knew. You didn't even need the extra money. Because I would have supported you, I would have loved you, I would have loved you no matter what. Seriously. Come here, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Come here. Give me my space. Come here. Okay, why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? No, back up, seriously, no. You did all this stuff, you didn't tell me. Come here, the relationship is that. Do I know what kind of relationship it is? What? Babe. They're so funny. No, I actually want to get- I think that it's a prank. Right, I actually wanted to get your reaction because I'm not pranking you. This is a reaction video. I have a kid. You're joking? No. Please be joking. This is a reaction video. I actually have a kid. Because that's irritating, dude. Not you're telling me you have a kid? Brian, I'm joking, I don't have a kid. I don't have a kid. Brian, I don't have a kid. I believe you now. I don't. I'm joking, I don't have a kid. Are you serious? You freaking fell for it. You are a horrible, horrible prankster. I'm the best prankster. No, you're not. It's not even a funny prank. Look at your face, Brian. I swear, I'm sorry for making this. I'm still trying to process what the hell just happened. Okay, I had a kid. Now I don't. And I was just pranking you. So you killed the kid? No, I'm just kidding. What? No. You know, I look so ugly right now, but all right. And no, I never, when we broke up for a month, I never went over there and she never had a baby because we never had a kid. Okay, good, I'm glad it's a prank. It is a prank. I'm serious. Sorry for- I don't know what to believe. I want to watch your intro and make sure it's actually your action. It is. I'll show you after this. It doesn't matter because it is a prank. Whatever. Team Ryan has claimed that because that was a messed up. Please put in the comments. Who do you think is about a prankster? Team Bill or Team Ryan? Yes, Team Ryan had had some banger pranks, but Team Bill has also, I will admit that because I'm a good person, but Team Bill has also came through with good videos and just leave a comment on who you think. Team Ryan! All right everyone, so that concludes today's, I have a kid prank on my girlfriend. I hope you guys enjoyed. Make sure to drop a like on this video. Give it a thumbs up for Vlogmas. Vlogmas, you read my mind, Ryan. So Bill probably told you in the intro, but we are starting Vlogmas, starting tomorrow on Monday guys. I'm so excited. We're gonna be posting every day until Christmas, I think, or the day until Christmas or just every day this week? Every day until Christmas. I think every day until Christmas. So guys, make sure to give it a thumbs up if you want us to post every single day, every day until Christmas. This is the first time doing it. I guess we're about seven days late to Vlogmas, eight days. But that's fine. But that's okay because we just had a lot going on, so here we are. Thank you for watching. Sorry, Ryan, once again. It's okay. So we will see you guys in the next video, but until then. Peace. Peace, you have Vlogmas. Wait, see you tomorrow, actually. Yeah, see you tomorrow. Check us out tomorrow. See you tomorrow. Day two, let's get it.