 Great, she broke $150 controller. But, oh god, it's so beautiful! Sequel Handedly is taking the shit over, out of the car! This moment, right now, this is more hype than the Super Bowl. If I were to, I'm not going to, but if I were to post this on the same day as the Super Bowl, you should be watching this instead of the Super Bowl. Unless, of course, Tom Brady's losing by like 40, I think we'd all like to see that. I've never been more prepared for something in my life. That's actually a lie. I haven't played Madden like six days, but I don't need excuses. I don't care if I haven't played Madden in a hundred days. I am winning this game. Your boy Pizza, you are going down. I'm pumped. So, your boy Pizza set the rules. Here's what he set. He said we get a million coins to build our team, and we get to choose each other's offensive playbooks. Now, I don't know if your boy Pizza's been doing some research on offensive playbooks. I don't know a single thing about any playbooks in this game. Like I literally don't. I've never even looked at it. I'm going to give them a completely random playbook. I don't know what that's going to be, but right now I got to build my team. So, I've got about a million coins. Okay, first things first. If you think I am going into a game without Tyreek Hill, you are out of your mind. Fucking, I'm buying the super good Tyreek Hill. And if I run out of coins, then I run out of coins. 240,000 coins for 93 overall Tyreek Hill. Let's go! Walter P! Dude, do you guys remember when I had this man in Wheel of Mott, and like, he would just go off? Call me crazy boys, but I'm doing it. I don't care, I'm doing it. I'm getting 88 overall Jerome Bettis at my halfback. And just to be smart about my budget, I'm going to get Will Fuller as my other wide receiver. Josh Jones, the 78 overall middle linebacker, Josh Jones, with like 90 speed, I think it is. He's insane. And you guys know my user has to be good. I'm getting the six foot one Roquan Smith with 88 speed, 90 Excel. That's my expensive player on defense though. I can't use men in this much money. Those of you who watch me should know this pick is obvious. 85 overall, Layton Vandoresh Harvest. This one right here is a no-brainer. 82 overall, Shaquem Griffin with 89 speed. I'm going to grab a cheap version of Dion as one of my corners, because he's so good, no matter what. 19,000 coins, 91 speed, 92 Excel. I know that Xspeed and Xcel aren't the only thing in this game, but in a game like this, I'm not trying to give up like a cheesy ass touchdown over the top. So I'm happy to have this. Okay, he'll be my backup. Free safety, I'm getting 85 overall, Demante KZ. I just have to go cheap. I'm kind of running out of money. This card is nasty. 90 speed, 91 Excel, 94 pursuit. And he's 55,000 coins, a little over what I want to spend, but free safety is not so great. So I got to throw him in. Okay, boys, so I just made my offensive line. We're still in 85 overall, but I've got 97,000 coins left. I bought a bunch of budget ones. I want to pick up like a really good left end or right end. So right now, my right end's already pretty good. So let's just try and get some massive pressure off the left side. Michael Strahan Gaptooth, you are the final player to complete my team. That's nasty. Okay, so to complete defense, Mike Daniels, Goldman, Laurence Guy, Michael Strahan. D-line's actually way better than I expected. Honestly, I probably got to spend a little more on my linebackers, but whatever I'm going to try and run, four down linemen, three linebackers. Shaquem Griffin, Roquan, Layton Vanderesh, I love that, and Josh Jones at the backup. That's kind of scary, but we'll see. Butta Baker, Demante KZ, is that how you say that? Dick LaBow, Robert Alford, Deion Sanders, and then on offense. Now, I'm so sorry I didn't like go through this one, but I was able to get Evan Engstrom at my tight end. That was when I was trying to do my offensive line. Spent like nothing on my offensive line. These guys are so cheap right now. I don't know what happened in this game to make these guys so cheap, but they're so cheap right now. Walter Payton, 90 overall at QV. Jerome Benes at halfback. Tyree Hill, what he needs to literally come in so clutch, like he has to play so well. That's it. I'm going to invite your boy Pete to do a party. We're going to play this game. We got to give him a playbook salt. I'll just give him like red skins. I don't care. I don't know. So we'll do that. And then we need to win this game. I don't give a sh. This is all I care about right now. This is the only thing I care about my whole life right now. Round one, fight. Ladies and gentlemen, our friend, your boy Pete has joined the party. Are you ready? Good sir. Born ready, always ready. Born ready. I want to beat you by like 50. I literally like, I don't know if I'll ever make a video again if I lose this game. I don't know how much this means to you, but this is my whole life right now. I'm trying to come in here and like retire you to be honest, you know, so that could do it. I have been playing Madden for 16 hours straight every single day for the past 60 days. I have used every playbook and mastered them. So I don't care what playbook you give me. Cause right, right. We got to give each other playbooks and we'll hop into the game. Right. So I'm not, I'm not 100% sure of this, but I'm pretty sure you were like from the slums of Detroit, right? Are you going to give me the Lions playbook? I'm going to, yes. I'm going to give you the Lions playbook. Fun. I'm going to give you the Lions playbook too. It'll be fair. You want to give me Detroit then or you want to give me something? Is this like the playbook you use or something? Should have done your research, I don't know. I don't do my research. Fine. You can have the Redskins. That's what I was originally. The Redskins. Kind of you. Wait, where are you from? Are you, are you a Steelers fan? Are you from around here? Of course. Is that what you said? Straight out of Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh, yeah. But I should give you, I'll give you the Pittsburgh playbook. That's so fair. All right, you want to do Pittsburgh then? This is a Canadian standoff right here. Are you ready? Let's go. Hands are clamming up already. I hope you like my squad. I hope you like my squad. I dropped him. How did your team get so good? I got the Tyree Kill too. I knew it. I was really hoping you didn't have Tyree Kill. Dang, okay. Oh, I knew it. How did you get them 91s? You're definitely like, where are you lacking at on your team? No, I wanted to kick on. Hey, let's go. Your team got to be lacking somewhere. What is it, your O line? My O line is trash, my D line, my D tackles are trash. Okay. I shouldn't tell you anything else. I don't know, I'm even telling you that. No, just keep telling me, what else? You look like a little antsy back there with that middle line backer. No, I'm just getting juiced up. That's all. Okay, Betis! Let's go! Betis, get out of here. Big stop right here. Try it on me. Oh, that guy got to cover him. What are you just standing there for? Oh, why do my players got to play like they're brain dead? What the heck? Give me that stop. Oh, where'd that come from? You like that? I know you like that. He glitched straight through that line. Not again, not again. Yo, that is so cheesy. There it is. Let's go, Tyree! Oh my God, I needed that so bad. This is dumb. This is dumb. There it is. Now he's gonna run over there, too. Oh, you got me stuck in the line. That's not good. Come on. Oh, he doesn't follow either, does he? Let's go, watch out, Tyree! Oh my God, that's so terrifying. Come on, give me that stop right now. Run into my man, come on! You're gonna run it with your quarterback. I know you are. I know you are. Come on, get in there. Well, if you knew it, then why are you gonna give me all those yards? Come on, we know what we gotta do here. You can smile on me here. We know what we gotta do. Everybody's locked. You got nobody. Let's go! That should have been a sack! Come on! You wanna take your three? I recommend it. I got John Madden. You loser, you got John Madden as a head coach. You're so... Dude, I actually did forget about that. That's kind of cheesy. I just did my ass. Okay, I don't even know what he does. I completely forgot about that. You do, you. You're gonna need him. That's cool. Be wide, butt naked wide open. Butt naked. Oh, give me that touch. He ran into his own guy! Come on now! Don't do that to me! Yo, my own dude is playing defense on me. Let's go, let's go. I knew getting him was gonna be a mistake. I knew it. I need one break to go my way this game. Just one, just one. And I'll take the lead. Come on. Because Will Fuller is wide open. Yo, why? Why is he so wide open? Where's my man at? I'm gonna get this fucking- Is that gonna happen? Oh my goodness, dude. I touched it on my end. It ends up, oh my gosh. I'm so toasted. All right. Oh man, yo, I fumbled here. If you'd like to. If I would have sat in the pocket, I hadn't. Throwing you off? A little bit. Is that playing air? Oh no. Oh look, oh Lamar. Let's go, make up for that fumble. Are you gonna run it? I know you know this play. That's a hat-back wham. I know you know that play. How do you know I know that play? Oh, how do you know? Touchdown! I know you know that play. Oh, there's no blitz. You're just gonna settle for three like that. Little sneaky Walter Payton. Second and three. Yup. I need Jerome Betis. I'm gonna, I want my field goal. Let's just do it perfect. So I don't have to worry about a block. Woo! I feel like it should be 14-7 my way, but wide, but naked wide open. Let's go. Good play. Second to 15. Let's see it. Yup, there's the motion. There's the motion. Got this locked up. Yup, I'm good with that. Good hit. I need it. Got him, I got him. Yo, come up with that. Yo, how do you drop that? Cut me a break. Let's go. Cut me a break. What is this? Are you really going to take it? This game's crazy. I'll be interested if you really take this. Stop you on defense. Oh, no. You have to stop me, yeah. I am unstoppable on defense right now. If you get this. Oh, I'm totally going to get this. I'm going to get so heated. This is my favorite. I'm going to be so heated if you get this. Oh my god, that's a touchdown. Oh wow, I don't know where that guy came from. I threw that touchdown too. Damn, I didn't get it off. This is unreal. This is unreal. Yo, you're literally about to have it too, aren't you? Fourth and 25. In traffic, though? Come on. My god, Ezekiel Elliott, my backup half back. You're going to run it. Very good. Yo, that's a block in the back. Spin on me, god. Hey now. Oh, I switched up that deal last second. Yup. Please no. Please get this stop. I freaking swear if you get this, I'm going to lose my mind. There's no way. Huge mistake. Huge mistake. I don't like that language. Huge mistake. Yeah, you better pray to the gods it's a mistake, because this game's over if it's not. Oh, I thought you're going down low. Yo, I had that interception too. You're so lucky. No. Come on. Dude, this is the bozziest game I've ever met in my life. Bozziest game I've ever played. Yeah, that on lockdown too. I didn't think you'd be dumb enough to throw it there. I'm just not dumb enough to move away, baby. Four board mainly, but that's also pretty cool. That's my ball. That's awesome. I'll take that. That plays nice, Amy. Yeah, it's tearing me apart. I'll take that negative yardage. Oh, you sure? Let's go. I don't want to go hurry up. Oh, I don't want to go hurry up. Hey, you can beat all you want. I'm here for that. Oh, you suck. You suck. Is this tight and angle? I really don't know what you're running here for. Yo, this is stupid. This is stupid, but I got to make an executive decision. That's honestly not a bad call at all. All right, one score game. Get this quick stop. This would be the most legendary game ever once I get this dub. Let's get a first sound and just like, don't fumble or I'll literally cry. OK, one stop. Interesting play here. One stop. I feel like you're going to throw this for some reason. Get my first, you know? No. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm going to do so. Come on, and I won that bubble. Do you coach you just for the first time? Do you know how this is my whole life? I care about nothing more in my life than this game right now. Please, please. Oh, he's going to be open again. Let's go. It's a game. Dang it, man. Every matchup of this century, you already all knew who was going to win. But now we know. They spent an hour. I think we'll probably have a rematch in the future sometime. What do you think about that? There got to be a rematch, right? There's got to be. Absolutely. There got to be some sort of stakes on the line, too. Yeah, true. There really wasn't that much. This was straight up for pride. Ladies and gentlemen, that's it. I can now die in peace. I'll see you on the next video. Peace.