 Get ready, get set, this is MSMBS, spreading the highest-grade BS to television sets across the entire continent of the blessed U.S. With me, Brian Washington, sitting here at the news desk. Headlines tonight, white America in state of unrest, as violent thugs break windows, loot, riot and smash. Ferguson, Baltimore, why are they so vexed? And above all, where will faggata strike next? Since Rodney King and the L.A. Riots chapter, have we seen such a backlash against the nation's white masters? So we're forced to distort, I mean report, these matters. We speak to chief of police, General Baxter. That's the sound of the police, brah, brah, that's the sound of the peace. You can't stand where I stand, cause I stand above the law. Watch out! Oh, hi Brian. Yeah, ready to talk. Burning and looting. General, have they gone insane? I mean we could understand if their team had just won a hockey game. It's great that the media's focused on the looting and rioting. It distracts from the killings that provoke these uprising. How did we arrive at this? It all started when a trigger-happy vigilante targeted this unarmed kid, cause he looked black, I mean suspicious. Trayvon Martin, tragic. Yeah, but thankfully the killer was acquitted, pardoned. How did this lead to hashtags and street-trashing? We used to kill black kids and deny it even happened, but now every dumbass with a smartphone has a decent camera to simulcast it to millions of witnesses and unleash the anger. Like when Eric Garner was on the corner honking cigarettes, a threat to our economy. So the feds choked him to death. Pedals used for bankers who cheat the system are just as stood. Of course, wealth doesn't affect the justice you get. Then in Ferguson, Mike Brown assaulted an officer. By shouting, don't shoot! With his hands up, the cop had no option but to bust shots at him. Again, justice was restored. The officer was not brought to court. That went down well, I'm sure. Then protest galore in Baltimore, a vicious tide. After friendly jakes took Freddie Gray for a tour, a nipple ride, where he decided to slice his own pun. It's infinite. There's so many names in it. And you know the common factor in all these cases and incidents? The nasty word which led to all this pain and sadism? No I do. Give us a clue. It starts with R and ends with Ism. I give in. I just can't see a pattern. It's plain hidden. Then we're all victims of deep-seated recidivism. Oh recidivism! But will we ever stamp out its presence? It takes time to educate the masses. Time for a promotional message. Don't want to be shot by cops? Want an equal opportunity in life? Want education, a job and not to go to prison? Then being white is for you. Being white. Available exclusively from all good parents and grandparents. Warning, being white may not work for the poor. And we dive back into our topic tonight. We invite an activist for civil rights. Are you there Marvin Uggenright? Marvin Uggenright. Alright, do you condone the floods of property damage and broken windows done by these thugs? Thugs. We both know what that word replaces. Just call them niggazes. That's what you really mean, ain't it? Racist. And can we focus on the real victims? They were no angels. They had criminal records. That's a red heron, fallacious. The issue ain't whether those people were good or bad. It's whether the rule of law applies equally to white and black. And clearly it don't. In theory, Jim Crow was a bygone error, but in practice, nothing's changed in America. You see, not long ago, white mobs in the streets were lynched at least two of my people every week. A non-black person is killed every two days just by the police. Don't lie. Those are just the deaths we report and release. And that's not the only connection existing between lynchants and police killings. Both sit outside the rule of law. No trial or jury has ever called, and in both cases, the fatalities are public spectacle. Both are used for trivial reasons, like for stealing food or selling loose smokes to civilians. And in both cases, the killers get off scot-free. Yeah, scot-free, like Dred Scott, who was born into slavery. That's another historical parallel worth making, cause alongside genocide, slavery's the foundation of this nation. Trapping today's generation in a continuation of plantation living, which is really no different to prisons with concentration camps controlled by white masters and overseers. Again, what's changed? Overseer, overseer, overseer, officer, officer, officer, 300 years and we still can't get these damn chains off of us. These links connect black people's present and past, like when we're trapped in the ghettos riddled with cheap crack or deprived of educations with no job prospects, from failed schools to the streets to prison and back. You see that, that's what you call a preschool-to-prison complex. And we're meant to think that this has disadvantaged you people or caused some kind of permanent damage. Yeah, black folks are damaged from it, but so are you. You're all psychologically damaged from this history too. The jammy-skay-hill was speaking the truth. When he tweeted, the best white people can do is recognize we're recovering racist, born into a system that tells us we rule. So you'd like us to believe that this systemic racism is the underlying cause of these police killing? Outrageous statements! Not all police officers are racist, sadly. We still have many good apples left in our stations. What I'm saying is we need to reform the police force, educate officers about history and racial prejudice in all forms, and hold killers accountable, and show that they understand that black lives matter, y'all. Black lives matter! Black lives matter! Black lives matter! Black lives matter! Well, Marvin, all lives matter. Don't you think so? But more importantly, what about these damaged windows? Yeah, think of the windows shattered. White windows matter. The fuck are hashtags getting jacked by crackers? First off, music, then our culture, now black lives matter? Shit, this is even worse than whack white rappers. I hate white rappers. They should be attacked with iron hammer. Marvin Wright. Finally, a matter we can see eye to eye on together. And on that note of harmony and unanimity, we bring our report to its conclusion merrily. The lesson is evident. To aim our anger and weaponry, not against each other, but against our common enemy. That way we can avoid dealing with the core issue, the unresolved legacy of our history and the damage it's inflicted on all people. Black, brown, white, and most important, our shop windows. Tune in next show for more flawless info.