 Guys we're here today with a classic You know it you love it. Maybe do you I tell me this is cookie clicker a game Man, how do I even describe this? It's a game that's been around for millennia all honestly Everyone thinks that Pong was the first video game nay. It was cookie clicker. It's the very basic thing You click you get a cookie you feel like making cookies, but nobody wants to eat your cookies So let's just keep making cookies, you know especially, you know during these times in quarantine, you know I want I want some cookies. I want some ooh a cursor. What's this auto clicks every 10 seconds? I like that we've made 50 cookies now your cookies are popular in the neighborhood Well, of course they are they're my cookies, you know this is all it is. I'm just using my mouse I'm just clicking right now dude, and we get grandma a nice grandma. This is all you do dude You just click and you bake and you make until you level up so much that you Can achieve the unthinkable. So what I'm gonna do really quick our cursor Is at 40 I'm gonna get a a few of them. Ooh, you can buy or sell 10 at a time Oh, let's do a hundred. How many 300 and Oh my gosh 811 okay 10 is is more my More in my budget I think and these things that I get along the way like the cursors and the The grandmas and stuff like that. They'll help me make even more and more cookies We've already made almost five hundred cookies. You know how many people you could feed with five hundred cookies At least three or four of them, you know, I'm doing the double finger clicking method right now guys It's a pretty advanced method But you can get twice as many clicks. I'm not clicking on the cookie right now Just because I was showing an example, you know, but you can get so many clicks in there. Oh my gosh Well, let's buy 10 more cursors because why not and there we go and look at them They're just constantly they're doing some good clicking business here I you love to see it. Grammar's are twice as efficient with a thousand. Oh my Lanta miss poopy butthole cookie Starco. All right, miss poopy butthole. This is also the first time that I've ever played cookie clicker by the way I don't know if that I have to do anything to activate these also Justin I hope that you're putting crazy background music in here Heavy metal is the only thing that will accurately describe my thirst to become The world's best and most sought-after baker in the land. What do I need for this a hundred? Okay? I have a hundred. I have a hundred. Let's upgrade because why not look at that Look at how many cookies are being made just right now The mouse cursors are twice as efficient once we get to 500 at 10,000 You know we can do so much here twice as efficient The grandma's at 5,000 cookies. I am going to upgrade these so they are twice as efficient Because that is helpful. I am going to buy 10 more cookies or 10 more cursors I think I think that that would help. I don't know the cookie clicker strats though guys again This is my first time playing cookie clicker is what I just said I See guys, I just want to turn on my C look how many cookies are being made Well, I'm just sitting here doing nothing dude like they are just going whether it's the cursors or my grandma's and also see every Click is plus four cookies now So I'm I'm no longer just clicking to make him one cookie like I was in the beginning I'm making four cookies per click. I'm making 16.8 cookies a second dude. That's nutty You love to see it. All right. The question is should I upgrade this at 5,000 which makes the grandma's twice as popular Let's see grandma's producing 10 cookies per second. Oh boy So if I get the the pink rolling pin, they will produce. What was it two cookies per second? So they'll do four cookies per second. So it's more beneficial really for me to spend That and then I'll get the 5,000 back because now they're making they're making more cookies for me I've got so many grandma's the the the cursors really aren't doing anything incredible for me Although I will do it just for funsies. I do want that complete circle to be honest I really do how much is one 654 man. Oh man, they're getting expensive guys. Whoa The mouse cursor gains point one cookies for each non cursor object owned Oh, how much is that because that that's a hundred thousand damn But that gives me point one cookies for every non cursor object. So for every grandma, that's pretty good actually We can't afford a farm now. I mean we could afford a farm long ago grows cookie plants from cookie seeds Well, of course, I'm gonna do that. Oh Look at all these cookies around here, dude wonder booties bakery. Is that what my bakery is called? What is that? Oh a frenzy Time seven. Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. Well for sure. We've got to do some stuff Oh my god times seven six hundred cookies per Second are you kidding me dad? Okay, gonna buy ten more 61,000 Jeepers. I don't know if I should have spent that money. Honestly guys I don't know. I don't know if I should have spent that money. I got to keep going I got to just click as fast as humanly possible while this is still Happening 772.8 cookies per second. It's incredible. This is where this is where we do it good, dude This is where we do it good. All right now. We're back to normal. We're back to normal for a bit So now we're doing a hundred and ten cookies per second, which is pretty good. Let's definitely get a mine Let's get a couple more grandmas in there and we're gonna get another mine as well 130,000 for what looks like some sort of cookie cookie factory, which I think would be good How much is that a hundred and thirty K? So we're definitely gonna need another multiplier here another multiplier is definitely what we will need Sorry guys, you couldn't see my cursor that whole time, but I was clicking away. Jeez. I fixed the issue cookie farms It's suspected of employing undeclared elderly workforce. Listen, you know the elderly they've got to work Can't deny them that it's their right. We've got 47,000 cookies coming in We need some other things to do though. I think we just need to save up for that factory Maybe we'll get a few more grandmas Sorry, I did I spent too much guys. I spent too much. I spent too much I spent too much all my money is gone all my money is gone, but now we're at 400 cookies per second pretty much look at the number go up. I'm not even clicking dude I'm not even clicking. Okay now. We're over 400 or at 415. That's pretty fancy Oh boy, it's time to upgrade. Let's see the factory produces large quantities of cookies. That's vague, but all right 675 cookies per second Your cookies are worth a lot of money. Oh, well, maybe get a loan out of the bank and then buy my cookies consume. This is capitalism at its finest What makes these cookies taste so right probably a little Okay, we need to make some upgrades here folks We need this to be going much much quicker Sturdier conveyor belts factories are twice as efficient. Okay, but that's that's that big Cookie though dude. We don't have that many cookies yet dog. We're almost doing a thousand cookies a second though, dude I like that. I like that factory made cookies linked to obesity says study No, no, dude. No, dude. Just eat all the cookies. Don't worry about it. All I want is a complete circle Honestly, I know that it's not the pro strat But all I want is just a complete circle of cursors so badly I think it'll fit one more maybe two one more guys one more I know that this is a waste of money, but I just want that complete circle, dude Don't you want the circle to be complete? I do I do I do it look nice. It looks so nice Oh, there we go. There we go. There we go. Now. We don't have to waste any more money. Everything's fine Everything's fine. Shut up. Look at that dude a thousand and two cookies for Second you love to see it now. I know I know you guys we just started But I know that people have have have cookie clicker things that produce Billions trillions even quintillions of cookies a second. I know that but we're just starting out dude I've only been playing this for 30 minutes. Okay. All right. I'm about to upgrade to thousand fingers See how much of a difference this makes only 200 more cookies, but look guys that's going quick It'll keep you know It's an investment because the more that we put down that's not cursor based The more cookies we will be making you know So now I need I need to save up for the mines and the Factories which we really need to get a multiplier. We need that time seven multiplier back dude How often does that spawn? I do not I do not know but I really want it It's super bad because yeah, I'm being really nice of them to do farm gains point or 1% CPS per grandma. Oh my god a nice farmer to grow more cookies. Oh Baby, I like that. That was a good upgrade a good good upgrade. All right, so we need to save 120 At least for that and then everything else is really gonna We're gonna have to wait a little bit because everything else is over a million So we'll upgrade our farm or sorry our mines at one at 120, which is right now And now we're almost at 2,000 cookies per second. Oh my god. I love it and our cookies are selling very well into some countries guys You that's nice. That's nice. It's very nice. We are almost to the mines being twice as efficient gamers We are all most to there. What is this cookie production multiplier plus 1% peanut butter cookies? Well, I don't want those. I'm allergic game. Don't you know that? I just want the superpower cookie bring the big golden cookie boy back and I want that seven times multiplier Come on. Okay, so we have almost 4,000 cookies per second 3922 now let's upgrade the mines 4700 almost a thousand more cookies just by doing that, baby Now we should get more mines. I guess one more But that's almost 5,000 cookies a second and that's 5,000 cookies a second. We need more factors We need more factors. We need more factors. How much is it to upgrade the factories? 1.3 million. Oh my Scoob I accidentally bought more cursors. I didn't mean to do that. I'm selling all right. We are going to buy a factory We're going to buy oh a mine. Whoops. I'm clicking all over the place guys My aim is not good. You know my cookie clicker aim What's your Katie and cooking clear people come very far from very far away to get a taste of your cookies? It's because they're so damn good. There's they're so rich and they're so creamy and they're so sweet And they just melt in your mouth Which is something that you obviously want a cookie to do is melt in your mouth. No crunch here. Just melt butter It's just butter actually That's not cookies. I don't know why people keep calling them cookies. It's just butter We need the this this cookie upgrade dude. We need it bad. We need the 1.3 million cookie production multiplier plus 1% Would it I mean it's a good investment in the long run guys We're almost there to a million cookies We've never hit that high before but we are almost there and then we'll be 300k away from that Sweet sweet factory upgrade twice as fast. It's gonna be great Million cookies, baby. Oh guys. We are about to get that 1.3, baby. There we go 7,000 cookies per second. Yes, and then we are going to get Something I don't know dude. We'll get something. We'll get it someday I think we're gonna buy 10 more mines or 10 more farms Excuse me because that'll give us like 450 cookies per second because of a dish. It only gives you it only gives you if you get Factory it only gives you 520, but that's 300,000 and this is well, I guess I should just buy a factory We'll buy a factory. Should we buy more cursors? Is it worth it? How many are they doing 8.8 per second? I mean, I don't know dude. We are gonna get more farms for sure. Maybe we will get more cursors Let's just do it. Let's just see what happens. How much is it to get a hundred? Oh my god So much. Let's just do it. Let's just do it 10 more cursors really didn't do much TV I feel like I should have seen another golden cookie boy by now Because we've been recording for almost an hour. I've only seen one. I feel like I'm getting scammed, dude I just looked it up and just said it should appear every five to 14 minutes and I've only seen it once All right, you know what I'm gonna do guys, you know what I'm gonna do just so we can gain some real big Points I'm gonna stop this recording. I'm gonna go record another video But I'm gonna keep this cookie clicker going in the background Okay, and then we'll come back and we'll see how many cookies we have So I'll be back in like an hour or so. All right. See you soon. We back, baby Oh, it's been a little bit longer and it's 32 million While I was recording I had this up on my second monitor and I didn't see a single Cookie boy come up and I'm a little bit nervous about that. What if my game is bugged? What if I can never get good good? Multipliers ever again did what if what if but we've got 32 million cookies hair guys So let's see what we should do. So we've got the temple full of precious ancient chocolate We've got generates cookie from interest. So we'll definitely do that 1400 cookies per second Should we get a temple or should we just focus on upgrades real quick? Factories are twice as efficient. Grandmas are twice as efficient. How much are we getting for grandmas? So that'll be 1600 more cookies cookie production multiplier plus 1% All right, we'll do that. Grandmas are twice as efficient. Hey, hey, hey Grandmas are twice as efficient, but only 600k for that one baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby Okay, what do we got here banks are twice as efficient 14 million dude. That's a lot. That's a lot That's a lot cookie multiplier plus 1% should we get more banks or should we get a temple? Let's get a couple of banks and then let's make banks Twice as efficient. How much are we bringing in through the banks? Okay, we're gonna make banks twice as efficient 34 34 34,000 cookies a second dude 34,000 cookies a second. That's pretty sick. Dude. That's pretty sick. If only I could get a multiplier That would be nice wouldn't it feel like it right now What's the strategy the main way to increase the frequency of golden cookies is by getting achievements relating to collecting them specifically after collecting 727s, but none of them have shown dude What are you talking about man? None of them have showed up. I haven't seen one in a billion years, dude Spencers great dog Cookies no golden cookies spawning how to fix title says it all tried restarting browser How can I fix this refreshing is the normal fix but if that didn't work? Are you sure they're not spawning at all? You're just getting unlucky golden cookies are guaranteed to spawn every so often But you can't you can't simply have no golden for 20 minutes due to bad luck in addition to no golden cookies I also have no reindeer in Christmas mode. What? Oh my god. It changed the milk color. Oh my boy Here we go, baby Maybe this will fix our thing if it doesn't guys if we don't get any more golden big boys I've only gotten one then our game is bugged and we were doomed from the start dude We can't have that dude that sucks All right We about to hit 20 million boys and we're gonna buy a temple, but I've got bad news guys Not a single golden is cooking a spawn and I I really want to do this, you know I want to be I want to be the best cookie clicker player in the world I might have to wipe and restart dude like if I'm not getting a single golden cookie like what do I do? You know, you know, I should have gone another by now that really makes me upset But let's get this this 20 million cookie temple and let's see what happens. How much how much one? 89 it's pretty good. It's pretty good. Alright guys listen listen our cookie clicker game I don't know what happened something's gone wrong, and I know that what I'm about to do is drastic But it's the only thing that I can think of so we're at 86 thousand four hundred and fifty one cookies per second But we're not gonna get to go much further and Less we do this. I know I know what I've just done is Incredibly drastic Okay, I realized that if we do this We might get golden cookies back and the next time I do this I'll be back where we were and we'll have golden cookies a plenty and then we will have so much of a higher potential Than we did before are you picking up what I'm putting down here? So I will continue on my journey to try and get Back to where we were but until then stay strong Keep eating cookies and keep clicking the like button. Okay. Bye