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Zakir Khan is an Indian standup comedian, writer, poet, presenter, and actor. In 2012 he rose to popularity by winning Comedy Central's India's Best Standup Comedian Competition. He's also been a part of a news comedy show on air with AIV. His popular acts are Kaksha Gyarvi and Haksha Singhal on Amazon Prime. He's one of the most loved comedians of India, especially among the masses and youths for his unique style and relatable dizzy content. Amongst the youths. Amongst. The youths. The youths of the world. The youths. Youths. Youths. Street youths. The street youths. Yeah. Here we go, the frickin' youths. They're so beautiful looking at me. I was just kidding. They're rich too. Now they're in the boys' school. They're in the boys' school. The rest of the people watch this show. And I'll tell you, the girls smell. Only we know. Their female interaction is very less. Their female interaction is so less that they don't even have a room in their house. In 2009, they used to stay in Delhi. Now it's 2015, and it's 2 a.m. I met a girl in Delhi. She was a typical girl in Delhi. She used to have a bar pounder with a drink. She used to dance with 6 guys dancing around her. One of them had her jacket on, the other had her bag on. Everyone had their friends on. I kept her name in my friends' home. We met in a party. I said yes. I wanted to tell you my face, but no girl said no. Okay. We know the truth. We don't get drunk. We live in an attitude. We don't get drunk. We don't know what attitude you have. We talked for 2 minutes. She said, wow! She's like a zapper. She's from South Delhi. She said, wow! You're such an interesting person. We don't get drunk. Even my mom doesn't say that. We talked for 5 minutes. She said, give me a number. We were in power. She said, give me a number. She said, yes. I'm in load. She said, look how she fares. But we don't get drunk. We meet girls during airline. We somehow reach back to an airport 3 mn earlier. She gives us 5-6 book. She's so cute. She's the cutie who sells poly-dampers. She wears a poly-dampers. the cuteness of the girl she is so beautiful she doesn't understand so this is how I come to the window seat Hi can I exchange the seat please can sit on the aisle side I won't do it she said yes she didn't understand but she understood that she was the one who turned the poop she was so slow wait a minute you were sitting in the window seat and the clouds are very important the smile the smile we are all doing the left side look at the right side look at what is happening at least the respect is good we didn't want to talk to each other we were in the party we were talking quietly wait wait wait I don't know I have some work I will push off are you mad? I am very subtle I said do it after that she asked me to do the most difficult thing in the world hey come let's click a selfie if you don't know how to make a face I have never drawn a mirror I am so excited both of them are so hot first of all we stood in front of the mirror you do this and you say dad is like this what the f**k is wrong because of your hair now you are trying to make a face brother you are trying to calm down suddenly you got a whatsapp message see how much you are approaching we are also in an attitude we wrote H I brother we started talking we started chatting we are not chatting because you are writing a paragraph the longer I read the more time I have my attitude has become helpless let me read I am not that upward I am a muslim now we are talking it is 6 in the morning the emoticons are coming I love you I love you you are so sweet tell your mom what to do in the small town tell your mom what to do in the small town then you calm down you say nothing brother relax I am talking on the phone I am talking on the phone it is a crack it is a rhythm it is a rhythm it is not a problem ok ok he was shouting he was shouting I was looking at him he was shouting he was shouting ok ok ok listen to him ok if you want to do something else don't do anything just ask if you complain what is the problem if sure is ok ok ok ok finally he wants to talk let's catch up where is Nanga restaurant ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok I have spent so much money on this, you are thinking about me too, what's wrong with you? Now the food has been eaten, they are going down, they are going down, it is still two degrees, but now it has cooled down I am doing this, I saw it, I understood it, I said what happened? Isn't it cold? I said why not? Take my jacket, I want to say the most that a man It wouldn't have happened, I accepted it, but it feels cold My dad went home like this, what's your plan? I said drop me back, I will show you the truth He said I can't go to my place, my friends are partying, so I can have the keys I said should I drop you at your friend's place? Let me just figure it out, if I come to your place for a couple of hours, then I will push off As if I am going to fight very hard, but here someone went He said let's sit in the bedroom and called me You are repeating the same things again and again, you can't do anything You are telling everything in detail, like the mark in this pair is the pair The pair fell down from the swing, I said write it down so that it doesn't get in the UPC exam Now it's 4 o'clock and all the things are over, only the clock is ringing It's a moment, it's a moment He had a little lean, I had a little lean, he had a side ball, a kiss was going to happen here As soon as I was going to get a hot shot, he suddenly said, Even if you were in a Hindi medium school, where the school teacher didn't even come But when there is such a situation, English comes out I said what happened? He said don't ruin the beautiful relationship we have Brother, listen, this is the last thing This is the line where we are standing right now, this is the most unsafe line in the world The house in the middle of the Pakistani border, the house in the middle of the Indian and Pakistani border They are also safe, this is the most unsafe Because there is one inch from here and you are a molester And if there is a kiss here, then there was That's the answer, thank you very much I'm sure there is stuff that was probably even funnier Because they were dying, laughing at certain times I'm guessing it's like wordy or die-like jokes that were just I'm not going to miss it Now in common knowledge for their age range and where they are culturally In that particular part of the world for them, there is a lot I'm sure we didn't pick up on that We would have been laughing harder Buddy, he is a very funny guy I love storytelling comics like that There are people who do one-liners and set ups But his entire set was a single story This is what happened on my date And it's especially, obviously, it's much more difficult when you are just reading along with it Oh yeah, because it's facial expressions going into it And then inflections that you are not picking up on So that's tough, but to be able to still understand I think we've reacted to another gentleman, I forget his name We've reacted to three of his stuff I think he was the one with the... Talking about when he was in the dorm Yeah, with the refrigerator Yeah, so I think he was all Hindi as well I think so If you can get the comedy just based off of the subtitles I think that's a pretty good indication that the guy is pretty darn funny So I like him a lot Let us know Let the stupid family know Because if he's an all Hindi comic I love you, obviously nothing wrong with that It's probably going to take a while Yeah, a lot of work for them And I'm hoping we'd like most of them And that would suck if we just didn't get it I had the exact same video and they spent weeks trying to sub this thing And we were like, I don't know what's going on Who's there? Thanks for coming Thank you, appreciate that I agree So let us know what's next Either hit stand up or somebody else's stand up We should react to down below