 I'm ready. Welcome to a perfectly special amazing episode of EFAP. I decided to go with TV I was like is this this this EFAP me? TV I think makes the most sense even though it's on YouTube, you know YouTube has TV now, so welcome If you've if you've watched enough EFAP in the past You'll know that we have a special affinity for the characters in life known as wings of redemption and boogie 2988 And this thing happened that sounded like a complete joke where they were gonna make them box Which is funny and then you go hi anyway and move on but they actually did it It's complete. It's all done. It actually happened. I can't believe it happened this fast You'd think they would have like revved it up for like a whole year or something Unlike training documentaries. I mean, I really felt like they should have given them more time to prep for this I think so too. However, I don't want to really be physically fit, you know My assumption is I want them to be like capable enough to like move around the ring and actually throw punches as long as they can do that I'm fine. My assumption is the no matter the outcome. They would probably have already talked about doing a rematch They can build that up then and it like Make some more money and they can actually train for the year this time instead of just I don't even know How long they had like a month but in any case we're here today We're gathered to check it out and what I've done is chopped together a whole bunch of stuff for us to check out First of which being I'll guide us through but first first of which is kind of the vibe of this whole thing What this this this is I don't even know that much about it But I guess I may know more than most here It's like Keemstar with other people's organization happy punch and something else and they just do creator boxing matches, right like YouTubers and tiktokers and I don't know why this has become a thing, but it really has I think the first significant one was like Logan Paul and KSI. That was a thing. Yeah At least you know those two guys have got a certain amount of like skill or I think they trained their asses often and they threw punches like They you know, they still Compared to professional like crazy good boxes are still but like now we've got I don't know if any of you saw create a clash But that's like throwing in just Okay, like here's here's a guy who does animation and here's a guy who vlogs about movies. It's like, okay I actually don't even know who these two are but I figured would start just by showing you an example fight This is a this one is three rounds, and I think it's two minutes apiece Again, don't even know these two are but we can just check this out give you a taste of what's to come What kind of vibe? I Movin pretty good makes you wonder doesn't it? Yeah, I don't know shit about boxing I Think ideally you want to get yourself in the middle of the ring and kind of dominate it So the other guy has to move around a lot more Yeah, because a big thing with boxing right is the exhaustion side of it, isn't it? You know when you're playing little Mac and smash brothers, you got to remember like your aerial games not very good He's not he's really strong on the ground that he's he doesn't have a good recovery Well, they put they've got their gloves up so they protect That's yeah, they nailed that Yeah, they're not terrible and then the hugging part is almost like a I want to take a break But I also don't have to do anything right? I know you can want to be punchable right now You can get a few sly punches in If you're Matt would they like both throwing and hitting like was a defense lands I Mean I don't know Happen his guys get like the excitement gets going and like they get a bit carried away I'm gonna start swinging thinking they're gonna go for the knockout and it's usually when they get tagged pretty hard So this referee is not playing This seems like a big space, but there's not a whole lot of people here. Yeah, they haven't quite filled it out now Then again, I think this is one of the quote-unquote lower level fights Prelims, so I've never heard of either of these guys, but I don't know if anyone has This buddy you'll have like youtubers with 10 million subs that I've not heard of so of course Just the nature of the internet right there's so many personalities that It's easy to not hear of somebody who's apparently very popular. Yeah See Yeah, I assume that the black guy is in there. I can't quite see the no He's the the white guy's in there. Yeah, he's corn black-eyed corn. Yeah, all right. Yeah, his corn's throwing a lot of punches But he's putting himself Yeah Well now what you notice and it's like they're both losing their battery, you know If you do it fast and get away with some really cheap shit Yeah, if you hit them in the back of the head, that's a rabbit punch and that's that's definitely illegal These guys have got nothing left Yeah, yeah, like you can take a full-on punch from either of these guys right now, and it wouldn't even even move you I'm really tired. This is after two rounds and both of these guys look pretty fair And they're both thinking it's endurance is like another trainable trade Now you know project this onto two guys who are like 40 years old and I think He called them the walking dead But who'd you guys give it to so far if you had to He's throwing more punch in he's landing more But he looks like he's exhausted himself try to do it. He looks very tired. Oh He's landing The hits on doing much, but they count They're so tired Oh They're doing them anime punches where they hit each other at the same time. Yeah, I would love to see a double K. Oh, actually We're gonna go 50 seconds left You'd think the audience would just want him to go into a lot of the drops Is there a go format for boxing with that's the rules? No, well, it used to be I think it was like Marcus of Queensbury rules or something like where yeah, they would just go until somebody I thought that it's it's a it can go for a while And in the old days it was like so rounds didn't have a set length either So it would go around could last 10 seconds if a guy got knocked down or he could take a knee or whatever And then that would start the next round So you could get crazy situations where it goes to like like 150 rounds or something Yeah, and it would literally go until a guy was knocked out and he couldn't get up again I think it's kind of similar to like tennis where tennis can go for like six hours like depending on depending on They realized obviously a lot of people were dying from doing that. Yeah It's like it was 15 rounds and then it's been dropped But that so that's the format that's the arena and now it's time to introduce some main characters. Oh whoa, this is wings of redemption and This is buggy to 988 For those at home who don't know these characters This is just a set of clips of both of them existing as they did on the internet And this is what in them their lol cow status This does not these are these are some old-school sort of our fellas. Yeah Oh, yeah This is why this fight is so like surreal because they're both these Rising stars who had a position on YouTube that was fucking great Especially for the times they were in and they both squandered it completely through like, you know Different different things that happened with both of them. Not exactly great people You know, it's really up to you exactly what you think of them as characters because when your whole life is Splayed across the internet. It could be difficult to be considered some kind of moral bastion, but There's some quotes from these two that are fucking priceless and then obviously they're both really big I didn't get to throw in everything obviously, but I've thrown a couple There's a treasure trove, but you know, but yeah, the fact is just that they both They have similar stories and the idea of making them both box is just hilarious But here we are so now it's more of a history lesson here are wings and buggy And this is buggy 2988 One for me and one for my hooker I hope your family dies in automobile Rick I Say that because you're a fucking piece of shit. You're a human equivalent of a piece of shit Turned the only interest I had in life into my work into my job Oh Apology to ruin this life, right Someone says you can't put your finger into a clitoris somebody here doesn't have a scalpel handy. You splay that fucker That's right. You can wrap it all around your fingers. You just got a So it's kind of hard to capture so quickly, but buggy was considered Hyper wholesome and then I streams he started saying shit. It was just unreal That was like It was like the wholesome and then that guy who makes you feel better about yourself in your life And you can do anything because look at me, but then when he started streaming He just couldn't help himself, but say crazy things. You got to see who he actually was which is this fucking crazy, man Oh Yeah, this clip is quite famous live as long as I can I'm gonna waste as much of your time as you can I'm gonna say as much shit and do as much shit as I can to keep your attention so you don't do it to somebody else. Oh We're gonna hear me I'm gonna make a lot of you torture me. I'm gonna be the next dark side Phil. I'm gonna be just to let you know He's talking about trolls internet rolls the next wings of redemption I'm gonna spend every day online to keep you fucking busy. So you don't do it to somebody else What a power gone he is I want you to know Are the lowest of the low I think you are the worst of the worst I think that they are fucking rapist and Nazis out there who even though they are rapist and fucking Nazis They are more redeemable than you because at least they're doing something they fucking believe in I just the ideology of rape I fight for it It's so funny, why would you ever have said that he thinks he sounds like intimidating and cool though? At least the rapist believe in something he pieces of garbage. They may be pieces of shit They may harm other people, but at least they believe what they fucking stand for You stand for even something even if it means sacrificing everything Disgusting piece of shit rapist is better than you even a piece of shit Racist garbage Nazi is better than you He's just not gonna give this one up is he no He's gonna keep rolling Well, yes, that's a beautiful way to put it rags I Is the noise the noise doesn't really they're just so fascinating And thanks for too much support man, that's a lot of money I guess for a person of color or is it not? Oh You know exactly what happened the brainwaves it was like ooh a black person donate that much I should celebrate them because they come from you know lower means that this brain was like, what do you mean? What do you mean? Why are you saying that? That was an instant 180 His left right brain. We're just not communicating. It's like one of the best clips ever because you can just see it in his face He's like, oh fuck It's probably not glad to hear you're still black and thanks for too much support man That's a lot of money. I guess for a person of color or is it not? I don't know But I have a gun. That's also USB drive. Yes. Let's Oh I think he threw it at the table it bounced into the monitor or something The girl is dead my mom is dead everyone I know and love wait the girl died 39 of like fucking lung cancer she had breast cancer and they beat the breast cancer But then the treatment for the breast cancer gave her one cancer Yeah, it's fucking awful Okay, all right, I mean I didn't go through it. I'm still why she's dead Just one of them Just oh, I'm I'm getting attention from all these people. I'm in like a social group I'm like in a live stream. I don't know what he's trying to go forward with this. I don't know Estonies there this was while ago. Yeah, Andy Milanakis Trihex, I don't recognize right now. Yeah, but yeah, that's um, it's just makes everyone uncomfortable that would Why do I get the complaint? She's the one who has to be dead, you know fuck and yeah, so fuck her and now she's dead All right, there's this one I Something I am impressed with it in like the wings clips is how quickly he can like quit out of the game Well, it's wrongest or across the screen. He knows exactly what the shulks are It's muscle memory because Like you like, you know hit the PlayStation icon, you know close application And then it's all done while the controls flying across the room. It is Wings has loads of really funny as hell Quotes, but his thing was more so just being a fucking rage gamer like he's like the classic Really mad because it was the the beginning of the end was that that one V1 with I think it was syndicate on Bog in modern warfare. Oh, yeah He did that and he he was losing killed it all Well, cuz cuz what happened was he wasn't moving around for a bit And I think there was like a you could hear like a sound and they're like, oh wingsy there And then he just says I broke my controller Yeah One of the other guys tries to console him and he's because he can tell We've all been there, buddy, and he just goes It's just yeah, it's not a good one Are your parents still are your parents still live? Are your parents still together? No, okay. All right, so I've maybe I should take Love your parents aren't together and you probably come from a broken home. You're probably gonna get real angry when we start losing so All right, well, maybe you just learned how to channel that anger all right, I wish you luck man My parents die Cuz if you try to figure out like so you're trying to joke but like I don't where was the joke I don't understand. It just seems like you're taking a jab at him Where he was going with that one. Well the fact that he just went my parents died like Okay As he's saying the joke you kind of wonder where is he going with it as he sang it? Yeah, I don't think I thought it would go I thought oh your parents are divorced and it was probably you and I don't want you to rip this team apart, too So I should probably be the leader or something like that, but it didn't go there. I'm like, what are we talking about? You're a broken home and shouldn't lead like Okay, um Hmm, I wouldn't it wouldn't be any way Dear surprised if they had like a really heated back and forth pride of that, but it just seems like it comes out of fucking No way like okay You're worthless because like I don't give a shit if you watch or not all right worth any money to me It's the internet has forgotten about me and you guys don't aren't you don't need me anymore And I'm not needed around anymore And if I haven't found a wife and I haven't had kids or something like that and I haven't had the life that I You know wanted for myself, and I'm just miserable and alone. I don't think I don't think I'll have any problem mature Thank God he was talking about suicide keep my mind off this boring world of Warcraft combat I'm pretty sure there's a dent in that wall I Recently announcing the last two seconds of that clip Like not sure what to do with his hands, you know, yeah, yeah, I don't have anything to throw This is this is the point where a normal person would get up and storm out of the room But I think have a shortcut to turn the webcam off. That's another thing you could do but Oh Well, so this this is like a sunny v2 summary of the the situation with boogie's Well boogie's situation quickly broke shouldn't be a surprise to anyone as if you follow all of his incredibly poor choices made over the last Four and a bit years, you'll understand that bankruptcy was almost unavoidable Yeah, I basically took every dime I had in liquid funds and invested it in a huge Gamble I invested man That was a really good idea cryptocurrency I invested all the way back here and yeah, that's where we currently are with that market So to say that I doubled my money is an understatement. In fact, I did more than that Boogie then tried to pathetically coax his audience into trying to give him Never feel pressured to get one of those There's a channel called Benjamin that like does that does like finance stuff But in a kind of fun me me way and I remember something that he said It might have been someone on reddit as well. It was like if it's good enough to screenshot It's good enough to sell as like a almost interesting Kind of interesting general rule of thumb if you're confident and happy enough with this that you're happy to brag about on the internet Well, you know give it some thought to whether you want to maintain that position That is my progress is not financial advice Hello, never feel pressured to subscribe on twitch Never feel pressured to make a donation or interact with one of my sponsors never feel pressured to buy a t-shirt Before going on to state that you plan on taking the money out of crypto to put it into a safer investment And that's if I don't take the money and invest it in something that will make me money Which I am most certainly going to do however as highlighted by almost every comment the video aged incredibly poor Because only a year after posting it boogie uploaded a new video titled I need your help in which he explained that he had lost almost all of his money to the crypto market I hate that filter that makes the background blurry Do you mean from boogie's thumbnail? From all from all things Properly does it it not only does it not seem to work that great But I don't think it's a good look that you're just in focus But everything else behind you is just a blur. You're just this this void of blur The reason why I think it looks awkward in the boogie one is because that's just not how focus works Like that doesn't look right. I was gonna say I think I've seen it at times where I'm like that looks good But obviously, you know like I'll be the dead is where it looked terrible And now required donations from the audience well, this is a video I dreaded Making you know, I spent a tremendous amount of money on dumb dumb things But the biggest issue is that I had a nice big nest egg But I put my money in the crypto market in the wrong section and I pretty much lost most of it This is the most interesting case study watching someone who hasn't had to work in over a decade finally have to go back to work I remember him saying don't worry about me I'm financially secure to the point that if I stop making videos tomorrow I can live comfortably for the rest of my life Just remember that the reason this video is filmed in his garden It's because if it was filmed in his office, we'd all be able to see his thousands of dollars worth of arcane machines Magic cards and yeah those arcade machines are almost impossible to find a single positive comment on the entire video Well, you would receive $1,109 in donations. However, this small figure was certainly at the exit Well, yeah, what did it cost him the entire incident making fun of him for forever because this is Because wings by the way was already he's he's always been paycheck to paycheck as far as I understand it Like he's like DSP Where um, he's making ends meet by a lot of people who hate his content if anything boogie Had what like four to five million subscribers for many years Absolutely insane a good viewership on each upload now It's like he'd be lucky to get like fifty thousand on it on a new video and he's Subs yeah, I guess what I was trying to get at was like he was financially fine, but he's somehow Financially fine. I can't believe his audience for money. Yeah, it's unbelievable Actually being a petition off to like a decade's long highly successful YouTube career where like he isn't fine And then of course just the fact that a year prior he made a video boasting about how he'd made it on Bitcoin Which is which is just man, and it only took a year, you know, they were a lot like Spends of his dignity and reputation Real talk, are we well, so that's that's if I figured for the clips now. This is the buildup Yeah, okay who had effectively I'm sorry, Jordy, but we've effectively ruined our own lives We've ruined our own bodies right we ruined our own careers And this is us fighting for our lives fighting for our careers fighting for our respect fighting for ourselves I mean there's a bag involved and that's great, but that's not why either of us doing this. I hope yes. Absolutely is so Well, so this is the thing if you asked me to speculate we talked about this before but I believe wings would do it for the money That but buggy would do it for the prestige. Yes, and the money. I guess I think so I think I think for wings or just be like, yeah, you know get some money. Well, let's see what he says Why did you agree to it? The only honest answer. Yeah, the honest answer is Savings like I want to put my savings is not where I want it to be and I want more money to put into savings I think you're gonna see desperate men who are desperate Yeah, see look at this performance, you know Desperate to be honest fighting it out in that ring. That's why I'm doing that's I have to go through Jordy I'd like to go to the academy To get strong to get better to get healthier, I'm going right through Have to fight a guy to get healthier though You could just like yeah the gym or like eat less like there's all kinds of things you can do that don't have to involve boxing Fuck that. He wants to wants to soak it up quick. This is one big event I think but remember he was taking those videos of him like swimming in the pool and shit. Yeah Yeah, that's gonna last a week. Yeah I don't hit hard enough to put put Boogie completely out. I hit hard enough to put him down And like, you know Can Boogie get up? I mean Boogie's 48 years old, you know, he's got he's on disability Like you do not look young Probably Put it down once can you get up in 10 seconds? I don't know It's taken every ounce of character and strength. I have to actually go through with my brain is constantly telling me This is dangerous. This is scary back out back out back out. There's no back and out, right? I'm going through with it when I go through with it. I hope I earn some community respect, but I think He's lost so much these like give me some back, please. It's almost like an actual transaction He's like buying the respect. This is the lying admiration. The quickest way to do it Trading, you know spending some time in the ring for admiration Reading some fucking actual like risking your actual life. That's well. Yeah, it's risky A little bit of respect, right? Like that's the thing that I've always been afraid of I find that endearing to have a little pet chicken. That would be fun. Yeah The dog looks a bit concerned that he might eat it. Yeah, but I'm looking really nervously over its shoulder He's emergency rations I saw comfort and That comfort I know what books look look or I'd have read a couple of cell phone I've not been taking the risks that a human is supposed to take and this is making up for that And if you and if you die in that ring Then what a way to go You have a heart attack in that ring. Can we uh, can we serve you to a starving country? I think you might be illegal, but I Like I figured let me be honest. Yeah, I figured the first one is going to be I'm gonna be exhausted by the end of the Set first round and then it's gonna be a hug it's on Lot of clenching. Yeah a lot of clenching a lot of hugs Hey wings, I finished my pizza. I'm ready for wings That's what it means just watch watching watching wings just out there You know there's a little humble house You know what I mean, it feels way more honest Kind of like I believe he really is money. I don't know if anyone here is different on it But it's just like there's an easy person. I want to win this. It's not Yeah, I want wings to yeah, I think he probably will as well He's much younger younger. He's younger that helps because I think I think with this one I don't know if we're gonna get to predictions right now But like I think stamina is gonna be like the deciding factor on this and both of them I think so yeah, and I think probably both of them are gonna be gassed after the first round But I think wings will probably have a little bit more and if you can just like yeah tire boogie out You'll just be able to knock them down anyone You know that that I don't know if they like win more money if they win, but if that's a thing You can do dodgeball where Boogie takes his initial price and bets it against himself and then deliberately loses But I don't think you'd get much because they can't imagine the odds are odd But honestly, I'm hoping to get it out before 30 seconds Yeah, look at him God. Yeah Look at him. He can move God this guy can barely even throw a bunch They're just starting He's gonna be a killing machine soon Building hurt and bombs Look at all of those If we can I find him the nicest human being that God ever created He's the nicest person in the world super nice, but wait until he gets in the ring Or in front of a kid it's just funny cuz it's like yeah, that's the brand that he's the nicest person ever He's not though. This is the first fight boogie's ever been in in his entire life And we're gonna see something completely different Like a big fashion guy had a really had a really bad one of those things like if you run your hand over it It changes color Radioactive I can't remember what the style is but definitely not the kind of thing I end up wearing here and there But hey dial is what you need when promoting boxing This one I feel there were wings and boogie mustn't have been a bit harder to put together It was impossible that the world will never know the challenges to make this thing happen At the end of the day Hello, he says it's impossible. It's like well clearly it wasn't supposed here As long as money's no object for him like he was gonna agree to whatever their limit was then the rest should come pretty easy I assume. I don't know. Yeah, I imagine money would be a big thing for him certainly seems for wings That's a big deal and of course for boogie as well I think they just need they both are kind of really hungry for some sort of an opportunity to be in the spotlight To have some I would say they're hungry for it rags. Why'd you say that? Oh? I I went no reason really even dog. I Actually did work Pass their medicals. I mean hats off to both of them like no one. I don't understand how they passed medicals I don't know what that means anymore like Know a guy they know Who's technically a doctor? He'll be like yep. I've checked your post and you are alive The doctor just has a chart that says don't die and they just check it They didn't die so they passed They just listen for a hot beat. They have one beat. They're like good enough. Let's go I Uniquely dead leave that this could happen except for me. I had a crazy dream that somehow we could do it You do the crazy stuff. He does the crazy stuff a lot of people might not know this But to me wings is the reason why I started these guys back in the day. We're Logan Paul They were KSI and they were just as massive and now they're back. They're gonna get a whole new audience This is one of the most this is one of KSI's favorite fights of the night, right? In the game I think when they were actually fine it went up to about I want to say 60 70,000 live viewers. Wow That was the internet being like all right, let's see it It's a minute is it a minute 30 around where are we is it a minute or a minute 30 around the commission came in and they Brought it down to a minute for the safety of both of them, which I think is fine I mean at the end of the day safety first, but I mean it's boxing how safe is it right? It is boxing and these two are here and up for war came I know you're part of the commentary team go down my friend do your job make your way down the wrong way keep oh Boy Is this the way in yes? This is the previous day, but I threw this in as well because why not Oh Boogie get like gastric surgery or something. They both did I think they both did yeah Why is he gonna pull Mountain Dew on him, I don't know what that is like It's a torn tygas I guess they're trying to psych each other out Is this is what the fights basically gonna be to like well They're not actually be able to reach each other to punch well You can see that arm can just get there anything the thing about them is Jordy's arm is clearly. He's got bigger reach than Boogie And I'm joined by wings of boogie. We say guys guys all right. I'm doing all right man. I'm excited Yeah Okay, hopefully don't knock me out now. We got three big heavyweights in the building. Yeah me included Now what I want to know how do I get to this level of greatness? Oh shit milkshakes plenty of sleep I made the mistake It's been going wonderful. I've dropped 36 pounds. Oh You can like actually I did 20 reps of farmers walks and I walk 45 minutes with my beautiful wife over here I'll be honest with you man, it's been slow training, but I got into the swimming pool at first really got some moving going We can do a bit of speculation as soon as they about to start probably I feel the best And every single time I walk past it I put on the gloves and work it out and try to try to get But I think I'm gonna put on the good show I love the truth that is coming out of this building Can we get any final words between you guys before we go off? He gets to be weightless again in the next hour So are we kind of presuming that wings has put more effort into this one in terms of it looks like he has I think it's just the very straightforward answers like this is how much weight I've lost This is how much exercise I've been doing every day and then boogie's like well, you know slow at first It's like ah, you know like yeah, he said like his main thing was he was in the swimming pool. It's like Okay I You know you better not be wearing that shirt in the ring because I'll tell you some Marvel square off on it every time All right myself big Z blessings. You don't know bye guys. See y'all there We've got to applaud them. I know some people online like to you know, talk rubbish about them applaud them for getting in the ring and doing the business Yeah, you know, I think that's the biggest win for both of them the fact that they're showing up here Last year one of them wasn't even able to get off of his couch without having you know Adam it's like It looks like a team of supervillains I was trying to uh, I was trying to figure out which one of their uh suits that I like the most and I think I'll just I'm I'm just I'm trying to figure it out. You know, that's foosie tube on the on the right there remember foosie tube who's uh I feel like I was like a pregnancy vaguely recall that name Um, I don't the thing is I don't really know much of anything about any of these people But hey, they're talking about wings and boogie. Okay. They're setting it up. They're hyping it. That's what's important I feel like you have the muscle the engineer the face and like the leader What this is like This is our discount a team Yeah, like the first one's gonna go in there and he could oh I could beat him up and he could punch him and he could use his muscle and the second one is like assembling IED's I kind of like the purple suit. I kind of like it. I uh, he's the one up front. He's like, yo, hey, he's he's he's all the deals He's like he won. Yeah Pink boats. I I kind of like it. It's uh, it's kind of an interesting style though. There is Yeah, one in it Love's on they're in front of all these fans and putting on a show They both deserve a round of applause one thing. I'm happy about slim and I am happy about this It's not three minute rounds and ain't two minute rounds eva. It's a minute It's a minute that it should be a That's a little too long It should be 32nd round 32nd round 32nd round longer than a minute They shouldn't eat cheeseburgers in the corner when they win 30 seconds would even give them time to gain I gotta be funny I'm trying to be nice. You know, you two get away. You two get away Who do you think wins foosie? Who's winning? You know what? I think wings gets this Yeah, I think wings gets this one just looking at their training footage. You know, he did have some steps He had some jabs. He had some crosses. He's punches did seem harder I think that's gonna happen to boogie and if this isn't to be mean his arms are a little short That's short. It's not to be mean. They are weirdly short to be mean. That's not even that's not mean If you'd phrased it as uh, there's a reach difference, it would be fine. It's less reach Yeah This shit, man, I'm throwing this in because I don't know what the fuck this was but enjoy It's about to sing the american national anthem I don't know how this is gonna play out, but we're gonna fright downstairs. It's just gonna be one of those weird renditions He knows the words Oh rags, don't worry about that. He's got his phone Is he what he hasn't memorized the national anthem? No Really? Oh, wow, he's looking at his phone Wow You can't remember the anthem when you know you're gonna be doing this You should probably memorize it if you can do that. Yeah, it's funny for a member of the national anthem like in general, right? A lot of americans know it Isn't it perfect as the intro anthem to the boogie wings fight? Yeah Teeps from guardians Yeah, you know not quite as good as witty houston's Oh god guys, it is time It's really it's more than heavy making this way super heavy way the dump truck the ultra way The impossible weight division There is he's uh, just isn't it so surreal that we're here We're in a we're in a crazy timeline, aren't we? Why why did this happen? I don't know What about the episode in south park specifically raising the bar where it was like cartman had a fight with honey boo boo? Well Well, yeah boogie It's the drifting side of me. Oh my god. Look at him. He's ready Why is this why is this hype mad got a waluigi mustache? What's that? He's trying to disguise his identity Made it into the ring. All right Step one still every second of it. I'm just like this is happening. This is real. This is happening. Yeah My boobs on his back sometimes I don't even know how that works I think they just surround him. You can you can get so many of those wherever you can just get them all Yeah He knows Oh Yeah Here alive at the brand believe this is happening. I like I'm pinching myself over here Hold it off. Oh my gosh. Well, ladies and gentlemen this is our schedule for three one minute rounds In the heavyweight division this bout is also standing a camp will be in effect This bout is sanctioned by the professional boxing association timekeeper at the belt peter mccann And the third man. I feel a boxing association. They came to you this one. You're like, um You know boxing's different New landscape out there for entertainment Charge of the action referee jack goodwin and the three judges scoring ringside Sheamus done he and john louis and gareth morris And now ladies and gentlemen Introducing to you first fighting out of the blue corner. He is wearing the green with gold trim His official weight of 391.6 pounds and tonight You What do you have to say about that expression? Oh my god I don't know what to uh, I don't know. I'm not sure there's like a there's a fucking nathan hail I feel like there's a What from resistance full of man I mean, he's got his gum shield in so it kind of fucks your face up a little bit Wait, isn't nathan hell like the character the player character resistance full of bad No, well, maybe I have no idea, but he was uh, he he was uh A revel he was a american patriot in the revolutionary war. He's the one who said i regret I have but one life to give for my country Oh, okay. Oh, maybe okay, or it could be the resistance guy. Maybe he looks similar. Maybe he has a similar Rags, I think you'll find it was actually boogie. He said that He broke the gallows Oh They pushed him into the everybody floated away on the topic of his expression. I can't I can't quite figure it out It's it's I can't figure it out either. It's a man facing his destiny I I think so, I think that's an interesting way to say it because it's a man facing his destiny and there's uh There's a bit of terror Yeah, that's that's the face of unwavering courage and the face of one's death I'm sure all of them are fads, they're fads, we're fads, yeah that's true, we just want the best for boogie, yes. Now that expression just comes across more steely determination I would say, feels like he knows us over already, you know, especially with that red light, yeah, like, he's got this one. You know, he is a legendary gamer, they can't take that away from him. He's a legendary gamer. Whoa, so is this the time to make the... Yeah, let's do it, so seriously, like, if you had to put money on it, what are we doing? What's everyone involved? Me and Lauren are excused because we know the end of this fight. I've got to go with wings, wings seems like he took his training more seriously. He's taller and he has a reach advantage, he's younger, so his heart is probably a little bit less unhealthy. I think that it's going to be wings. I think he's taken this seriously, I think a lot of money is on the line. He's not going to walk away, boogie loses, he's going to be like, well, you know I did my best and you know, I helped a lot of people show that they could do the big, big, big, big, big, big, big. No, wings is in this for money and he needs it, it seems so. I think he's going to work, I think wings has got it. I would, I'm inclined to agree, I think that wings is going to win. For basically every reason that you've already outlined, he seems to have put more effort into the training and he's younger, he's got, yeah, he's got a bigger reach. And I want him to win. I'd prefer, I want him to win. Yeah, I think so. I concur with you gentlemen, for the reasons that Reg states wings is younger, he's taller, he's got a longer reach, he seems to be, he seems to have more energy about him, he seems more determined. And I don't know man, like he, did he grow up in like a trailer park in the south? So I kind of feel like he's, he's spinning a few scraps in his life probably. I think he's probably a harder guy than boogie is. So yeah, my one is on him. I think he comes across as hard of the boogie. He just does. Yeah, I think he does. He holds himself and then all of their memes, like boogies are much more, I would even go as far as saying cowardly while Jordy's are an exposed nerve basically. Well, yeah, I mean, the amount of strengthening it to be like $100 and everything, I guess. But yeah, he, yeah. He's just got to pitch a boogie as a controller and it's over. He throws him across the room. This is like 10, 10 years of rage. I guess those trolls are going to come to the floor in this light. Oh yeah, that's true. That's the thing they both, well, what's, what's the arguments in favor of boogie? Is there any? The problem is like, I don't, I think, I think it could be as simple as wings. Like would be really determined to win because of the victory that it kind of provides him in a, in a almost meta sense, like prevailing over the, you know, the trolls or whatever, right? He's still here fighting his way. I'm not sure. I'm not sure with boogie. Here's a little bit more complex, I think in terms of his dynamics with the world and everything. I'm not sure. I don't know. If boogie pulls on a victory, it would have to be some kind of like feral thing that he taps into where it, you know, just like, because it's, you can't picture him doing it really. So it's just like, what would be the thing? Yeah, or if wings like slips on the ring or something and just falls over and cracks an ankle or something and you can't get up. Like, yeah, that's pretty much the only way boogie's got this, I think. Well, all right, let's see what happens. I don't think they can hold each other. Yeah, grapples aren't going to work for these guys. They're just going to slide off each other. It'll be hot though. I can't believe, I can't believe how pumped I am for this. I'm really excited. Here it comes. Here we go. At least to that something. Yeah, straight in there. Yeah, look, look at wings. She's moving around already. Boogie's on the fucking ropes. Yeah. Wings is gone. Can you see even from this shot? Wings is expression. He's stone faced. He's just like, this is happening. Boogie's face has gone full red. His blood's already pumped all the way in there. Yeah, man. This could be over in one round. So what's happening? I don't know if drinking knows this better, but I'm guessing you have to put your arms up as I'm ready to fight. Then if you don't within the timer, then the ref would count you out. The only problem right now, I don't know if you've noticed, is Boogie can't keep his fucking shorts up. You've got to have a mandatory eight count if you're getting into trouble. Ladies and gentlemen, this is... Ladies and gentlemen, this is how they arrived on those mark cards. This might be the most humiliating thing that could possibly happen. Oh, God. Oh, no. The wings of the back over there are scheming like a Machiavellian. It's not even... It shouldn't happen. Like, should they have built it so it fucking stays on? That's truly the intent of it, right? You would have thought this whole line of struggle that I thought would occur. Well, we've got to get the shorts right. I mean, if anything, it's a couple, but they said that's as far as it'll go. So I guess it's as tight as it'll go. He's lost weight, you see. We have lost weight, yeah. Boogie has been saved by the shorts. The shorts are falling. That's holy. That's a strategy by Boogie, imagine. Strategy? Yeah. Look at where Boogie's nipples are. It looks like they're taping him up, taping those shorts. They're just like eyeballs on it. Are they going to use duct tape to tap his shorts? They're all going to use duct tape. I really... Mask and tape. No, this isn't... This isn't... No way. It's so embarrassing. It means for Christ's sake. Most people, they're most likely. I can't stop saying this is what I want to see. Oh, wow. Is this the first time in history this time? The first time in history. And he said it was required. To reserve your gas tank and replenish your energy. Wow, that gives him an opportunity to rest and recuperate as well. A little bit, but they came in full power. Both of them, and look what happened. That's very strong. And look at him. Wings is ready, look at him, he's come back in. And I got to say it, I never thought I would, but Wings looks kind of intimidated. He does. He does. Look at him. There's a lot of weight behind the whatever he throws at you, you know? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, you can't turn your back to him. Round one. That was a complete and total Wings. Yeah, that was... I was like, Cookie's just there to get punched. He didn't think it would be serious. Gotta get some of the slo-mo shots. Yeah. Yeah, look at him. That was fucking a sweat. Yeah, look at that. Those punches are gonna be hurting, man. They are. What's happening is he's getting a combo because Boogie's trying to recover from each one. He's like, whoa. Did you notice after each bout, Boogie was going, wow! Yeah, he wasn't ready. Yeah, look at that expression. That was like, wow. Oh, look at that. Wings, yeah. Because Boogie's got his gloves up, right? But Wings has got this ability to just get right in through his guard. Yeah, he's getting through the left, middle and side he keeps doing. He's comboing. He is doing the combo, right? Yeah, like every... When you get disoriented, you know, Boogie's got two big heads to deflect, but that's not everything, is it? It's just, you notice that they're right. He goes underneath. Boogie then lowers his arms. It's like, all right, cool. So then, you know, Wings comes up on the other side. Look at that. Wings' expression, he's just doing like a robot. It's just like, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one. Eventually, one will get in. Wouldn't it be interesting if like, because I mean, at this point, I'm just doing this wing. I gotta see that again. Yeah. He almost knocked his gum shield right out. Here it comes. He shot it, taping it up in slow motion. Wouldn't it be so interesting if like, because at this point, I presume that Wings is going to win. Like, if he wins this, and it gives him like a level of invigoration of like, oh, damn, like, you know, like being physical and like doing some kind of sport, like if that makes him feel like a lot more confident and like this kick starts him actually getting like a lot healthier. So this could be his actual redemption. It could actually be it. And what could happen is you put him against another like clown opponent next year or Boogie again, but like someone who maybe is better and he actually has to, you know, train. Yeah. And then put that coward in money, you know. Boogie's just got to go for it. He's got to get that Hail Mary punch in. Yeah, Boogie's got to be more offensive here. Boogie's like... Is this going to be Boogie's second win? He just doesn't have any power or reach. He doesn't have any power, yeah. Yeah, the hits are coming in way too slow and soft. Yeah, he's got to go in. Watch when Wing swings, right? Because the punch really comes from his shoulders. Like he puts his whole like upper body into it. Not so much in this one, but there, right? Yeah. Yeah. When you're putting your whole body into it, you're getting a lot of weight behind it, whereas Boogie's just standing still and just moving his arms. Yeah, he's not going to do anything. Yeah, no, no, check. Oh! Two! Standing eight, there we go. That's the right call. Is that it? He pulled it. He's pulled it, yep, it's over. Okay. I think he could have let that run to the end of the reign. The thing about it is, it looked like Boogie was trying to take it to the maximum before he put his arms up, but I think he actually ran out of time. That's what it looked like. I think he was thinking there. He was thinking about how much more like he could really go for. Look at his thrashed here. Look at it, just keep it out of his face. He looks like he's in fucking peril. Looks like a giant raspberry. Look at it. It was immediately like, oh, God, stop please. Oh, God. Yeah, I wouldn't like punches. Two! Standing eight, there we go. That's the right call. And see, all he needs to do is put his arms up, but... Absolutely. Five! You don't really need to put them up until the end, but... It's too late. Yeah, that looks like it was too late. And I gotta be honest with you, there is this... Trying to be a moral person here, the ref is probably like, you need to stop, because... I was gonna say, because there's instances where boxers will get their gloves up, but the ref thinks they're punch drunk or they're not capable of carrying on, even if their gloves are up, they'll call it, and they could be that as well. I think, well, because the reason why everybody's booing is because I want to see more. They want to see one of them fall over. Yeah. Boogie's stage collapse. Boogie's protesting, but like, come on. You weren't gonna win. He lost. It was no... It's not even a chance. He had nothing. Look at, look at, look at Wings. Look at him. He looks like he's just... The crazy thing about the endurance comment as well is like, it looks like Wings could have gone for another few minutes without any trouble. I think so. I was genuinely surprised. I think he's gotten healthier, like he said. He's lost a lot of weight. Obviously, you know, still, but like... I just don't know what Boogie's thinking right now. He's like, of course, dude. He's probably thinking, there goes my final shred of relevant stuff. I'm done. You're looking like... Look at him go. Do you see, Boogie's defense form is pathetic too. Like, he's... When he's fully concerned on defense, he's still not doing it properly. Like, hard to take down. He's using to take down. All the hits come in. If you look as well, he's like scared of the incoming hit to the point where he's not probably even deflecting it. Look at Wings. His face is just like squally fixated on him. Because he doesn't have to worry about counterattacks or anything. He uses whale on the other guy. It's kind of the same thing as when you're gonna shoot a gun, right? When someone closes their eyes as they pull the trigger, it's like a fucking, like, what are you doing? Look at this. See how Boogie closes his eyes? He's already closed his eyes. You can't see what's happening. You can't... Yeah, exactly. And if he kept his eyes open, a couple of punches wouldn't have really done anything. Get in there, boy. I will say, you do want to see the universe where it goes for as long as until one of them surrenders, you know? If you're carrying around 400 pounds with you. That's it, huh? That's it. I mean, it was a clear win from Wings. It seemed like it would be as it was. And you can see Boogie is not happy. No, he's not. And he'll probably bitch about this later on. Oh, he's put out a tweet saying, like, congrats to my very honorable opponent, blah, blah, blah, you know? Yeah, but you could tell like later on, he'd be like, oh, I could have gone for another two rounds. Yeah, the ref called it way too early. No. Wings. No. Yeah. And it wasn't even close. You know what? I think perhaps Wings might earn himself a little bit of respect. I think so. I have a little more respect for him after this. Yeah. It was pretty fucking little of him. He should be proud of himself. He went through it. He did the training. He lost some weight. That's what kind of is where I think the respect really comes in, that he took it seriously. Boogie just did not show up. Yeah. So I was thinking like if they set up a rematch for a year from now, they can both give it a really good shot at training. Yeah. Do you think that Boogie would be... If they both give it a good... I mean, this image, that just sums it up, doesn't it? Yeah. The darkness and then the light. Did Boogie just think that it would be, oh, we would just slap at each other for a while and walk away winners? I'm not... Or like, oh, did he... I don't know what he thought, but I think what happened was Wings took it seriously. Like you said, Rags, like you took it seriously, took the training seriously. He lost 36 pounds in that amount of time. I wonder if it was as simple as Boogie thought, oh, yeah, it would just be two fat guys fighting. You know, it would be whatever. And Wings was like, oh, no, it's a fight. No, it's a boxing match. It's a fight. It's a boxing match. Yeah, he was just rocking his head again and again and again. You could really take that so much before you're like, uh-oh, I might get hurt. It seemed like it took Boogie completely by surprise. You'd be like, didn't anyone tell you what was going to happen? Did you have any, you know, did you spar with anybody? Did he watch? I'm well into bet he didn't. I bet he never took a single punch in any of his training just to get him used to it. Yeah, like, look at that. That's it for the video. You guys want to watch the fight again? Um... Am I right? Yeah. Well... No, I mean, yeah. I mean, this... I find it fascinating. I find it fascinating. Did it begin here? It's kind of interesting because it's fascinating and obviously it was funny. Um... But like, god damn wings, you know? Like, you got out there. I... You like, you fought, you did well. All things considered. I think so. I gotta be honest, I thought the first round would have been quite slow. I thought they... I didn't see this coming. I thought they would have been kind of cautious, just feeling each other right to see you... Yeah, measuring each other out, yeah. But they just went in guns blazing. Wings immediately obviously realized that he was in control of the fight and, yeah, there was just no doubt after that first machine. Yeah, like, yeah, yeah. He's looking at moving around. It's the worst combination for Boogie. He's got shit attack and shit defense. There's just nothing. Yeah. Cause I doubt Jordy's got like amazing defense or even attack, but it's just way better than Boogie's. Yeah. Simple as that. Look at that. He's moving around. He's moving, you know? He's fast. I wonder how it feels as well being like, well, I gotta win, bud, so... You know? The fact that... The most exciting... The biggest fight that Boogie put up was against gravity. People always keep saying, this is awesome. Yeah, like, come on. Boogie, you gotta get in there. You gotta show some offense. I gotta say, looking at Wings' expression while he's doing it, it's like, are you at full potential right now or are you chilling out a little bit? Hey, listen, all those thrown controllers and busted monitors or something, this is his whole life. Well, I just love the idea that, like, he's got this amazing potential to be a boxer. It's just no one realized it until now. Yeah, until now. It's some crazy alternate future. Like, he's like heavyweight champion of the world. He must have got some... some innates. Well, some pressure's released here, Wings. What? He must have, right? That is so good. Right from that call, he's more one-on-one into this panel. This is his redemption arc. This is his redemption arc. He's got the perfect name for it. Boogie, thank you for providing the platform for it. Wings, the opportunity to have a comeback story. Yeah, there was no way. He was done. There was no way. That's the thing, man. I can see myself calling it off if I were the ref. You'd feel responsible. Yeah, there is that element of, you know, do I want him to actually die? I don't want to be the ref that presides over the death of Boogie. No, no way. There was no reason to even let it continue. Like, it just would have been dangerous for him. Well, that's why I'm... He's never going to win. I was thinking back to that comment from one of the commentators saying that they should have been 30-second rounds. It's like, there's probably some viability to that to actually split it up so that it can feel like a longer fight even though we all know this won't last longer than a minute, pretty much. But yeah, I wouldn't be surprised for the exact same reasons for both of them that they would organize a rematch for next year. Yeah. Wow. If they knew a year in advance, like, hey, listen, and Keemstar checked on them and there were updates. He said, look, every month, you've got to give an update on your channels. You know, because... It would give them fucking purpose. They could actually make... Give them... If nothing else, they could make a lot of money. Imagine the fans. Or about content and stuff. Yeah, like the... Yeah. Follow the material. If they set, like, some weight target, right? You need to be below this weight in order to do it next year. I will say... Then that set the target for them. With limited trying, he annihilated Boogie. If they both try, like, Boogie's fucked still. I think so, yeah. You got... That's why if you set it for, like, a year from now, that's enough time for them both to seriously, you know, go for it. Yeah. Well, there it is, folks. Boogie lost miserably. As pretty much everyone thought would happen. Yeah. But the other part is that Boogie lost one. I feel like that's gonna be worth emphasizing. Whig was one. He did. You know, he won. He beat him. He beat him into submission. The ref felt bad. That's how well he did. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. I hope he gets a little... Good one, wings. Little boot. It would be really cool if he had, like, a turnaround on his attitude on life, but... Yeah, it would be. I'm not gonna, you know, not gonna assume that. Just, yeah, yeah. This is a big public victory for him, though, you know? Absolutely. What an event. Never thought this thing would happen. It went about as well as anyone could have expected it to. I think next time you'll have suspenders, so it can't possibly happen. Oh, look at that. That final frame, just walking off into the darkness while the wings are there in the limelight. Yeah. What their statements will be, what their tweets and videos and stuff will be. I think it was free to say it, right? But I think at first it'll start super honorable, fair, and happy. And then, you know, as the months go by, he'll be like, you know what? I don't know that it was that fair. It wasn't really that fair. I can see Boogie being like, he had more time to train. He knew about it before me or something, although I'm really busy with other things. I'm older than him, so really, like, you know. Yeah, like he can't just take the L. He'll use probably the shorts even as an excuse. Like, oh, I was so distracted by that. It was ruining my form. Yeah, because I was on spot before that. Well, that's the thing. You can't get away with it. Because the first fucking round, Wigs just blazed him like it wasn't anything. And second round, he had the tape and he was just like, I don't know how many favours he was still. It's just there to say Wigs was better. I don't think this has happened, but this really is a memeable image. Yeah, it really is. Oh, damn, that's... Damn, good job, Wigs. Yes, good job. Yeah, seriously, good job. You know, I wish all the best for you, man. Mostly becomes like a professional boxer for this. Yeah, that would be. If he's like boxing, boxing is his passion, you know. Call of duty, you know, ruined his life, boxing saved his life. Boxing saved my life. Yes, I don't know, you know, who knows. And on that note, thank you all for giving a little watch see of this. What a crazy event in our lives. I'm glad I was there to see it, you know. Yeah. I very much enjoyed that. Yep. Thanks, folks. Toot-a-pip, G-Rio. Goodbye, everybody. Go away, now.