 Now So they said your nose is broken But when you drive you need to concentrate on what's ahead of you don't look down for water bottles You got to be very conservative when you drive I guess That's obvious, but why were you doing that? Why when you're moving why Why don't you blow if it's that important for the shoulder? Why did you do that when you're moving? You're not a fly you can't see in your multidirectional, you know, why did you do this? We can only see You're another chapel if you've got to learn the hard way, don't you see only African chameleons could do what you're trying to do One eyeball looks down one. I don't know what that. Oh, you know what that's now. She might know African chameleons No, it's not a bug it's a lizard Excuse me. I'm having a conversation with Eileen about about African chameleons No, I'm gonna she doesn't know what it is. She doesn't want to know what it is Do you want to know what it is? Their eyes move in different telescopic directions excuse me The eyeballs move telescopically in different directions one. I could go forward when I can look down All right after I'm being censored in the United States of America. I'm having a catharsis When I get censored I get I get ticked off Well, it's called censorship. Yeah, no, it's not it's gonna make your point and get out of the I'm talking to her sir. Do you got damn business? It's not a business. It's not it down You mean like this yes normal speak Why do you want because I don't know because I'm trying to talk I'm trying to talk to her Doesn't want her to hear it. Why do you want everybody else to? I Do you want everybody else to be I get angry at this story this No, I don't I leave if you typed in the name of the creature that I just mentioned on YouTube you'll get Probably thousands of videos on it. It's not it's not a hidden secret. That's it enough said Yeah, but if I was talking about partying and and and alcohol and why don't we and and and and and and a drawl and Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I have no problem. Let's talk about things. I enjoyed for once. Oh You know, let's talk some football. There's plenty of time for that. There's always time for everything I Because she can't I feel she can't hear that's her problem It's a little swat a little I see a shiners that's all I see right now I Lean just just go to the doctor and not even though not even think about it, but you know You should if it's the peace of mind you sound word Go and I'll tell you it is broken or it isn't broken for peace of mind But most importantly which is moving close most Importantly most importantly, did you learn a valuable lesson from this? Yeah, don't look at things when you're moving when you drive What do you do? Oh? By the way, yeah, you know the three amigos Not the movie where Martin Short and Steve Martin the other guy I'll talk about the mirrors your side view mirrors and your rear view mirror Those are your best friends when you're driving. No, they're not their enemies. They'll make you have Their enemies they're not on me. Well, they help me You'll have access. Who is it? Steve Martin Martin Who was the third? It was a funny movie Martin short Chevy Chase. There you go. Okay, and see Martin I But it was funny because there were three Caucasian guys That was annoying as hell, but Joe Pesci played a good role Because how long does it take a family to realize that your son is not in the car I mean, they're driving and driving and then all of a sudden they're They're miles away from home this was a hit Now if I if I was a parent it wouldn't take me that many miles to know my kid is not in the car Oh by the way, the doctor give you anything for your knee anything at all What happened with your bathroom Okay Complex today, and you would never know by looking on the outside of the apartment And I admire those guys, you know why there's things done. There's a lot of This is the building manager That was nice of them you can stay in the apartment I'm surprised Jackie didn't tell you to get a cut Yeah, even a single bed, but I just can't I mean Compared to all the slumlords that are out there. This is a great building manager where he lives Now I mean they were right over there. They were right there boom, you know Frankie said this is wrong. He said this toilet. You should be there. He was a floating boy. I mean, it's billy No, it's archaic, right? I'm getting a whole new toilet that he said And he came out he goes 1956 my toilet ball My toilet ball and the windows that are that are literal sawdust when you lift the wind up circa 1956 Yeah, but the landlord purposely didn't didn't give us a renewal lease Oh, I think he thinks he's gonna it's gonna give him clout, you know Not giving somebody at least He hasn't done it in like more than a year Well the every town has a building inspected apartment and Jim let me do it shit an Irish shit. It's a rock first. Is that a piece right here? Yeah, probably I guess I guess they're not like George Reeves diamonds when he used to crush coal in his hand Now I'm not even gonna bother probably order one in the meantime use what's left. I'm sure this is gonna be fine You know, there's so inexpensive People that I don't even care. I'll just water one from the company that I Apologize for accidentally dropping you because I was talking with my hands, but are you okay? Mr. Crystal pendulum Yes, I really I meant no disrespect. I was talking with my hands Oh Good question is our friend Eileen's nose broken from this ridiculous accident. No, Eileen Oh, yes, I'm sorry. Yes. Yes, it's broke. It's broke. Yeah Does there hurt when you like touch it It looks swollen is it it like a fracture is it a fracture of her nose of her proboscis? Hershey, no Zola. Yeah, it's a fracture. Okay, so it's not like a clean severe They got a break your nose completely and reset it. No, I don't I'm only kidding They're gonna They might cut a lot they might amputate the tip of your nose and put a clown's nose My clown's nose, right? They're gonna put around clown's nose. They go Yeah Remember bozo Do you know Jim is that new true? You know So how we got I'm bringing whiskey to put my coffee next time I know you're coming. Oh, I don't want some big two bottles, okay? Both Could be a mild fracture could be mild Blue is it not Jimmy the crystal pendulum says it's like a fracture. Oh, it's black and bluer, right? You got it. You got a humdinger of a shinier No, no, it's blue and black from here in McDonald's It's I leave her name broken from the car. It's blue and black Yeah, oh it's broken. It's not black and blue. It's blue and black Is I wouldn't be being extremely injured by not you leaving She's she's mocking them the the the mysticism and don't mock This is blatant mocking As to what is going on right into a no It's a two yeses and right into a no now. Why is that I lean? She's I guess she's clueless You don't know what's going on. We try to tell you things you will not. Oh, how are the divining rods by the way Does it work? I mean take the straw take the straw off. I didn't use a straw But I mean they they should move Oh She's actually gonna buy food And oh I um I watched a really good movie on Netflix and it took place in the Middle Ages. It was called the physician It was like you know the beginnings of medical science No, yeah, it really did shatter, but it's still good. No, it's good. It's good and What happened was Well, I did Paul sincerely apologize for what I did I Felt I felt just as bad as So so here this the thing I like about this movie was a young Englishman traveled to The Middle East because the best school medical school happened to be in Iran in Persia where there was a shot So my exes Right you talk you told me that story you said she was extremely pretty. Oh now Guess what? The the What the hell is she doing? She that cheap and she like The the Muslim extremist Why do you keep getting water Why don't you bring a thermos of filtered ice water, but you're not gonna get french fries or anything Thanks my car now See whose fault is that it's a marge marge they laugh at it at Calamity At least Calamity Jane used to say help me help me for our sweet polypure bread I Like if I was a professor and she was in the front of my class laughing I quit I quit my career completely You know you should you shouldn't have looked down while you were driving I just want I don't want to be repetitive But what did the copperboard say? Yes, the person you call we have an accident police report They didn't say who's at fault here it looks like What you did No, she didn't say a pole when I was here He said I had a car accident. I figured she had another car. There we go. Did you know it was a pole? I thought it was another car involved I Well, there's nothing like a Monday and I lean at the same time I don't know is this a bad omen So Yeah, I'm gonna give I'm gonna kiss it and throw it away at a respect Ah You know now not really worse comes to worse. I rather just water water I can't we know there were other fragments that Yeah, I mean it just went oh Gee Wilkers What are you gonna do? With the broken off It just it'll just end up probably coming off anyway, you are okay with a piece broken off Yeah, because the court is on it probably So as long as the court is no and yet Very well, I'll just be try to be more careful next time So what happened what so so what happened was the I don't want to say radical because radicals actually a positive word Muslim extremists at the time Did not want medical science did not want this medical school to exist and they said that anyone who's caught Learning from a cadaver as in necromancy will be put to death She's a big necromancy. Yeah, she was a cadaver Maybe her mind is like Nick like a cadaver Lady cadaver and that was Lady cadaver Lady cadaver Okay What's new? What's new in the early foot? Oh you're going somewhere early when you come back Give your get your take on the early football season. I have him I haven't forgotten that about the football subject What do you want to know? They don't know yes and no Yeah As far as what? When how is it gonna say when Will I get through all these health issues I'm having right now pretty soon I See how you ask questions. Well, you doc your doctor told you the new the new medication is working splendidly The the immunotherapy is working. What do you want to know? Oh I got one Still stealing money Our friend Eileen and McDonald's is her brother for stealing money from her is I is Eileen's brother stop Yeah, but I'm trying to end Eileen from McDonald's our friend Eileen from McDonald's is her brother still Steal Okay. Yeah. Yeah, go with the past first. All right. All right. Here we go again our friend Eileen from McDonald's Was in the past her brother stealing money from her So there it goes No, oh was this Eileen's imagination That this money was stolen from her Maybe she spent it is Eileen's so-called fiance Does he exist Okay, will this Is he ever gonna marry Eileen ever now? I know something's wrong No, I said no it's saying yes. Yes when he gets 60s. What's down 63? Does he that now the With what you that all right our friend Eileen has Has she not been invited to his house in South Jersey because he has a wife there It's saying yes He's got a wife there He's got a wife there. So he's gonna. Oh, so that means he's gonna Leave or divorce his wife, and then slide that back. Oh, yeah, I know it's ready Yeah, that's because it broke All right is Can I do that? Yeah, you do Yeah I'm better off just watering a new one So Eileen's boyfriend is gonna leave his wife or Eileen you know I mean What's deciding sometimes has to No, it's saying yes, he's gonna leave his wife for this one over here with the with the shinier Eileen never met Ray before Just dabbling a little mysticism. That's a little mysticism From Monday Monday mysticism The one Sarkis the one widow what's what's up with her I Haven't seen I haven't saw I used to email her. I mean she used to send me messages Oh No, it says it says he's gonna leave his wife for you how come you never been you never been to his house She wasn't she not happy about The fact that So she's a little upset that he might have a wife But he's gonna marry his dog not you this is dog female. Oh daddy He's gave the dogs just like the Catholic priest like the Catholic priest Does he ask you to bark during sex Let's talk about sex baby Very good me salt and pepper Does does he Jerry Mahoney Does he make Eileen bark during sex Cuz he's he loves his dog so much Nobody's arguing here Well, you know life is really about common sense most of the time and He's on medication You can share drugs together the both of yous are medicated Is their dog met is his dog medicated to now do you ever have a manage In this heat he's got an Alaskan husky a Malamute I feel sorry for those Yeah, but oh, yeah, definitely beautiful dog. It's like a wolf What do you say I know And a Samoy it is gorgeous too, they're from Siberia they're white all white huge To do insane do insane to do insane couples so it usually give birth to babies that have it Mental issues or it as it's not written son. It's like with midgets a little Like a brutal blind person blind mellow jelly. Yeah, no, but I'm you know like that. Oh, what's your take on this football season? He's a cop My guys a cop I didn't know this Well, I never I never knew he's a cop Oh Okay, so he's got a pension. Oh he's got money No wonder why I lean once I marry this guy Does I lean? Okay, is it nice I lean using use is I lean using the oldest female American female trick in the book. She a gold digger for this guy's pension says yes. Oh You women's have dollar signs in front of your eyes. Oh shame on you Is I lean in this so-called fiance boyfriend from South Jersey a good match, but they're both nuts maybe It says yes, you're a good match I guess for every woman there's a man What's that other one great gravestone the grace that's going I think that's great stone. Oh my god That's where like people go Yeah, like criminally insane is gravestone the home for the criminally And all home for the insane asylum. It was an asylum. Is that gone? No still exists That's nice thing Yeah This guy from South Jersey, yeah, are they a good match together Maybe that means they're pyrotechnics. They say they use matches. No, they're not a good man Yeah, how could it be meant for each other and maybe it's pissed at me because I dropped But then again, he hasn't followed through with this guy A lot yes, he's very good at this stuff No, no, no, he's very good See being honest totally honest with Eileen right into a no Look at that. Wow, look at that. I mean, it's not even a small answer a big answer No, I did not My nudge you help me Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you the In the instructions for the vining rods you have to hold them slightly downward So gravity will will not impede their motion. I know that No, yeah, when it comes to you Yeah, but no, you got to hold it like, you know, it'll work because it went like Yeah, but hold it down I mean Yes Well, is there a woman is he living living with another one even though he's not married Yes, that's why she hasn't been down there I picked up a shard of the crystal and a stab me I'm not down. I'm not doubting that, you know, I'm not I'm not disagreeing with you So how so what teams look good this year for football see at 2018 anybody really? I think my cold is going to be back to me back to normal because luck is going to be it back Drafted well built up that front line. So if you get the old clothes back on the front line, you're in trouble You're in big trouble and and my message to all offensive players is don't dance until you cross The end zone at all till you officially score a touchdown Don't show First score the point Like like that cult did in the playoffs and he and it was called that it wasn't a touchdown He prematurely danced and he didn't officially go like he barely stepped he thought he barely stepped It was in a playoffs. Yeah Yeah, like like Pete Rose used to catch the ball in the outfield To hand to hand the old-fashioned way reinforcing the myth Well, he he was a concern. He was a conservative outfield No, no, Pete Rose was at the center field and then there was first place and then there was George Foster was out in the outfield also and And Was Dan Dries at no Griffey Ken Griffey Ken Griffey George Foster and P rose Listen the guy She won't accept the fact that that's been over six years She's going to marry her ever Yeah, it was it's probably ticked off at me because I dropped it, but I know you're good Maybe you have more psychic psychic abilities and then I it's very possible Look at that Is are you sure? Okay, is thank you is William All right. All right is William H. Morrill the third the Z possessed above average psychic abilities And you also have learned and and you also have learned We asked that yes, and you also know how to properly ask questions Now is her nose broken Now She went into a poll by looking down that's pretty serious to go into a poll That means your your polls They'll find out right away Why didn't they tell you when you were wait a minute you were in the ER and they didn't tell her I Said I cannot believe a doctor didn't tell you which way because it is a little black and blue on top What it looks a little black and blue on top oh Yeah, I have x-ray vision like like what is George Reeves Superman I could see no It's a little black and blue on top and but you got the big shine there But I'm just saying it looks a little black and blue up here to swollen Unless you with glasses that are pinching you All right He would have told there You know their bed their bedside manner at Hackensack University What did he tell you maybe his friends with your your fiancee maybe like In the ER he should just go to another doctor so how competent is this guy this guy's an ER doctor He's an MD and says go to somebody else This is this this is really Is on Hackensack University Medical Center Didn't with with all the money that goes into that Did you understand his his English Nobody's doing anything oh my god Bartender whiskey Jamison's Irish whiskey, please bring a bottle over here You have to ask questions Doesn't make sense to me No, I don't know for you or your mentally ill for you. Yeah, but you want to know your diagnosis That's the whole idea. Tell me everybody's mentally ill like this diagnosis. That's all they do I can't believe that that's part of the exam is getting a diagnosis I mean come on very strange Hey, Billy, how about that that asshole Jeff sessions what a what a dickhead he is Well, you know he without he wants to he there. He's a he's ignoring people apply applying for political asylum that Well, no, he wants to what I'll do process wants to send people back Like you want they want to send her back do without due process Back to where the andromeda galaxy. What is she doing? She's poor pouring water in a purse You carry your personal to there and and and do you really need a humongous purse like that? What do you have in your body? Lot of junk there it is Throw out the junk You know, I mean like Archie Bunker says for Gord say Dude, but I've never heard of any other doctor All the time you spend sitting in the ER and that's the answer she gets how'd you get there? You don't have a lawyer, I would say call your lawyer and I ask her Tell them what happened this diagnosis. Oh, yeah, well personal injury where we're laughing. I made you call the cops Heroine addict came back to your place Chico and then she changed your story. It's it. No, you know Jacobia Myers would throw her out of the office. They'll find out she they'll find out she's looking at Oh, you said it was a heroine addict came back to show your They'll find out she's looking at what she's looking down at water bottles You said a heroin addict came back to your apartment store your phone Let me ask you a question somebody was explaining to me that every time they had an appointment at Bergen Regional Medical Center of Paramus in the Behavior now they call it behavioral health Well, they don't now they don't even use mental anymore behavioral Everybody in the waiting room Non-stop only talks about their met their medications. They don't talk about politics the weather Donald Trump everything's about all my meds all my meds, you know my medication That's boring you talk about boring conversations That's about yeah, but they go on they want She puts a funnel up to her mouth like an oh or pours them in Mondays and I lean perfect together a minute. That was a Tom Kane Ex-governor More than 10 What the hell? Now you see Now you see you see how big you see what a what a racket big pharma really is It's your less than 15. They're worse than drug dealers She's pumping she she's pumping She's pumping lots of pills and my boyfriend my guy my guy my guy one more If I be Is is is Eileen insulting and mocking you And that's why she's that that's why she's she's be smart showing the truth about Eileen It's going yes, the pendulum is turning clockwise You know how like OB you know how obese people You know how obese people lie about their diet they always say Yeah, right They say yeah obese people lie about their diet all the time. They say it's my glands. I have the oh, I have a slow thyroid Anyway How do you know it's broken She's showing fear I could hear the Is Eileen showing showing fear for you crystal pendulum big yes Are you being honest about the amount of the amount of medications Eileen's taking Yes, it's being honest about the meds that you're pumping in your body. Oh Is Eileen taking less than 10? Okay, but is she taking close to 10? Yeah, now so so you're taking a whole heap and helping of meds man You're pumping them. You're you did they got there they they're making money those doctors are getting commissioned off of this No, I spent Bergen regionals notorious for that crap Yeah, that's it You never know it might be the one I need No, I can hear the fear in her voice Now you sound nervous you sound very what are you going to do? What are you going to do about your nose? Oh Monday mania Wait a minute you said Mayward that's right over here I Go to map quest or or Google Maps go to Google Maps You go to Google and you click the download the drop-down menu and then you click maps Sit down It's a no-brainer Listen go to your browser type in map quest Com Yes in my pocket Out of respect It's garbage ask it is that garbage is the piece of broke off garbage Well, it's not I know it's not garbage. It's just it's I'm fussy about defect defective merchandise, and it's my fault. I take full response What the hell is packing that Pac-Man sounds like Pac-Man to me you've got to get that nose check when How much longer you gonna wait? Oh And are you going to tell this other place what the ER doctor did nothing spasm am What I got to do with the guy didn't diagnose you Well, they might throw you out I think you're making excuses you're not giving But I again, I hope you learn a very valuable lesson. I'm gonna get away from your drive with your driving habits Okay, I got to go to This has been a mega live 21 production