 From DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I'm Darren Marlar, and this is your Daily Dose of Weird News. This episode is brought to you by The Audiobook Bed Bugs by Jason R. Davis, narrated by Darren Marlar. If you love horror but hate bugs, this is the audiobook for you. Here are a free sample, and support Marlar House by downloading the audiobook for yourself at DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com. Cadillac has launched a vehicle subscription service for a fee of $1,500 a month, so you don't buy it, you just subscribe to it. Or, here's an idea, how about you pay a third of that each month and actually own a car? British dentists say the National Health Service doesn't reimburse them enough so they're refusing to take patients who have bad teeth. Wait a minute, Britain has dentists? IKEA recently announced that it will be launching a candle collection. Although I suspect they're going to start selling wax, wicks and bottles of scent, and then you'll have to put the candles together yourself. Scientists at Massachusetts General Hospital have used adult skin cells to grow a beating human heart, meaning there might still be hope for George Soros to finally get one. If you want to boost your performance on the putting green, listen to jazz while you're putting. While any kind of music does improve performance compared to listening to no music at all, jazz is the most effective musical genre for improving putting, according to researchers. And animated Disney movie soundtracks are good for murder sprees. A recent study finds that attending live concerts reduces the concertgoers' level of stress. For those of you who attend a lot of live concerts, I said a recent study finds that attending live concerts reduces concertgoers' levels of stress. A geographer has determined that Center North Dakota is the geographic center of North America. Apparently the people of Center North Dakota already knew that they named themselves Center. UPS is raising its delivery rates during the holiday season, and while you're going to have to pay nearly double if you want your package on your porch rather than in the bushes. In Summerfield, Florida, 18-year-old Shelby Conder was arrested after allegedly downing five beers in the beer aisle of a Walmart store and then groping a paramedic who was trying to help her. The teenager reportedly told the Walmart manager that she was drunk and needed to ride home. She's also accused of kicking an officer in the leg as she was put in handcuffs. Wait, where did this take place again? Oh, Walmart. Okay, yeah, that explains it. Finnish researchers say that eating eggs actually boosts your brain function. So bring on the cadburys! Find even more weird news that I didn't have time for on the Facebook page at DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com. I'm Darren Marlar, and I'll see you next time, Weirdos.