 Oh my god, hello and welcome to Super Chat Catch Up for Black Widow, episode 144. I think that's actually correct. Ha! Memory, um... Memories. So, uh, yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna answer the ones that we didn't quite catch that time. What are we, what, what, what is it, what are these Super Chats from? The episode where we broke down Black Widow. Oh, speaking of memories. Ha ha! Come on, Ray Winston, yeah? Ray Winston has... No, well, I mean, I guess he owns many pairs but not in the traditional sense? Or maybe it's in the super-traditional sense that he owns many pairs of memories. They are his to do with as he pleases. He was a great villain. He's been in the MCU for ages, really, right? Like when Iron Man's doing all of his stuff, Ray Winston's over there doing his stuff, you know? And it took him that long to stop him. We never, we never heard about him. Well, well, we got about him but we never, we never met him or it's never had anything to do with him. This is a secret organization that Black Widow knew about. Yeah, we just never knew that he had a massive floating fortress in the sky that nobody ever noticed ever. That's kind of, that's kind of retroactively making people look incompetent, isn't it? I, I think it's excellent work, I, I really liked it when they said he blew up his house and so she assumed his entire operation stopped. She didn't check but why would you? Why are you reminding me? He assumes a lot. We assume that your operation stopped. We assume that you got out. I assume. Why would you assume anything when you were a secret agent, you know? Maybe she had a whole family. She even knew Red Guardian guys just didn't care about. His sister, she just ditched. Yeah. And she even, they actually highlight that one in the film. So like, yeah, you ditched me and it's like, yep. Which doesn't make any sense. Like Natasha Robodoff is talking about, why the hell would she do that? But all right. It's just so weird because she spends all her time in the MCU up to that point talking about how her only family, the MCU heroes, the Avengers. Almost like she's lying. Yeah, she might be, she might be. Hmm. Anyway, I guess we'll read the first one. Unfortunately, I have the problem of not knowing if we're going forward or backward in time, but I suppose we'll find out as we read them. We're going backwards. This is all from the Black Widow stream. Oh my God. I meant backwards or forwards even considering that. Oh my God. But here we go. Maybe, yeah, I don't know. Percentage wise, it's not going to make much of a difference if you put it on like a timeline. Well, it does when you have the ones that are like, oh, clarify my earlier super chat. You know, like, if they do that, then it's like, oh, wait, what? We can usually notice this. Just imagine it says to clarify a super chat, I shall send shortly. Just read it like that. Nobody's ever done that, but maybe they will now that you've said that. Maybe they will. I'm going to send something confusing and they send one. Let's just go. Oh, how did you know you'd do that? Anyway, the first one says there's nowhere to run Black Widow. There's nowhere to run Black Widow. I guess it's because that could mean that they they talk about the end where she can't. Well, I don't know, all they're talking about the fact that we're covering it and there's nowhere for her to escape now. I don't know. Interesting. Anyway, the whole film relies on a little widow not using her pistol or wrist taser on a person she was happy to blow away with a sniper 10 seconds before. True. That first person she encounters if she just taser do the whole film ends. Interesting. Yeah, but that would be pretty good. He would save us a lot of time. So it's and save. Yeah, save a lot of time. Madficot, Sephiroth's theme plays. Now I will bring Black Widow despair. I don't get your weird weeb references. I'm guessing that's just something Sephiroth said. I assume so. My oh my. EFAP 144 or you can say one gross EFAP. There's some significance for 144. Let me let me check. Sorry, I have to click a new tab because after this because I saw it just a moment ago. Gamer's Nexus did the worst prebuilt we've ever reviewed. Alienware are $13,000 gaming PC benchmarks. Now, if you spend $5,000, I know Alienware is a bit of a meme, but if you spend five grand on a PC, that better be a goddamn amazing machine. Oh yeah, I thought this stuff was good. It was just expensive. I've always heard that it's meh inexpensive. You just buy in the brand of that brand. Essentially. Yeah, it's like buying the brand like McDonald's. Everyone who goes there is a food snob who only buys it because it's McDonald's. I shall eat at McDonald's today. Yes, indeed. Oh, what's what's been on the. We shall die in here. They have only the finest, most pure spring milk water. Oh, did you catch the name of a question? If that's what they call it a game of equestrian, quite indeed. A game of equestrian. They just like very softly placed down a happy meal. Now to be to be full, to be, I guess, thorough, an equestrian is someone who rides a horse. Okay, the horse itself would be Equus. Well, yeah, because that's what, yeah, because that's the fourth Latin name, right? It's like, indeed, yes. You know, did you know the statues that you see of like generals and soldiers and stuff from the good old days who were on a horse? Generally, these will be at like mausoleums and graveyards and stuff or just statues and statues in general, you know, because we should build statues over here. The amount of legs that the horse has on the ground signals kind of how they died. Like if they have this equestrian statue. Yeah, let's see. It's a coat. So I apparently, oh, that's a shame. Apparently this is potentially not, oh, this might not be true. I always thought it was, I always thought it was true. But I guess it might just be sort of a thing that has gone around. If two feet off the ground is, it's supposed to be two feet off the ground, the rider died in battle. One foot off the ground, the rider was wounded in battle and was later on, they died as a result of the wounds. And if all four legs are on the ground, the rider survived. All the battles died of unrelated causes. That's supposedly what it is. It says here that this one is definitely myth. Which is, which is kind of a shame because that sounds like a cool thing. That's real. You know, like just, if it were like, if you were saying this is American statues or something, I could believe it. But if it were worldwide for all statues with horses, I'd just be like, that seems unlikely, doesn't it? But yeah, it's a seem unlikely. But it's, it's a cool, that could be a cool thing. It was true. We'll chuck that in the big, big, big bin of that would be cool if it was true. So anyway, Alienware is expensive and I'll watch that review afterwards. But EFAP 144 was a full breakdown review of Black Widow with Mad Advocate and Indigo Gaming. That's true. Indigo is not capitalized on that. Is that how we spell this name? Oh, that could just be a mistake on my phone. Oh, Pringy. Wait, what? Pringy, we'll have, we'll have Pringy fix that later. Oh, okay. We'll have, we'll have him go back and fix that. EFAP 143 goes- Back in time and fixed it. Oh, you can fix this by just- No, that was the meme. That's the extent to which we have him fix it is to go back and tell me to fix it, instead of just telling me to do it. He comes through the machine and he's like, Indigo, capitalized. It's the truth. Am I too soon? Because it's like, I don't know, 143. Here, Indigo. Terham. What a stupid thing to say. Anyway. Yeah, no. Like, thanks for the helpful information, buddy. You should all watch The Mitchells vs. The Machines, then watch South Pole's video about the movie after. It's an excellent movie. You have seen it, right? I have seen The Mitchells vs. The Machines. I like it. I saw a lot of people being upset that they didn't win Best Animation. Well, it's just, it's just another one of those things, right, is that Disney tends to dominate the animation category at the Oscars. What would have won? Like in Kanto, right? That probably won. Oh man, I'm so out of the loop on that. Yeah, I'll just be like, yeah, maybe. I remember people really liked it, but it's just, because it's the thing that was burned into my, I think when Spider-Verse 1, the last time that it wasn't a Disney film was Rango, but the last time that it was, the last time that it was a year that a Disney film wasn't in contention, I think, was like 2006. I think that was, so that like, sometimes another movie will win, but that's in the year when like, there's no other Disney film that comes out. Generally, like Pixar tends to win all the time in Disney as well, like Disney Animation Studios. So like any time that somebody else wins, it's like, oh, that's nice. Acknowledging that there is animation beyond just Disney. And now in that category, we're not going to be getting any more entries from the Netflix animation studio. They shut that down. I don't think they even got any because of the rules that, because it was a movie class, right? I haven't seen it yet, and I should. Yeah, with Norm MacDonald. Yeah, it's like, it's, I think it's like a fusion of 2D and 3D. Like it was animated in 3D, but then finished off in 2D. I think it was something like that. And that was probably a really cool movie. But I don't think that films that aren't released theatrically can get nominated, which means like any film that's just straight streaming, I don't think is, I don't think it's eligible. Sorry, wait, did Netflix shut down all of their animations? No, I don't think so. I think it is that specifically more geared towards their in-house animated content geared towards children is like significantly ramped down. But I'm pretty sure that the adult animation stuff is still, so I guess more hoops. And what are the other ones? The Prince? It says here that the animation department shut down, so that says... Well, yeah, but I guess the thing is, is that there's a difference between whatever they're producing in-house and the stuff that they, you know, is in part like an outside external production. Like Fortiche? Because I was going to say like, it seems really weird that we do... Yeah, Fortiche is a, I think Arkane was right in Fortiche specifically, and then it's on Netflix. So like Netflix distributes it, but I don't know that Netflix has anything really to do with it. Um, production-wise. Now, uh, let's see. Apparently Netflix currently touts Boss Baby as the ideal of what an animated series on the platform should be. Because it makes, the reputation that Netflix had in the animation space for a time was you could get ideas made on Netflix for animated shows that would be harder to sell to other networks. But it seems like they've decided that they're not going to do that anymore, which I guess means now your best choice is probably Adult Swim, right? Like Adult Swim would be the place we can get something like Smiling Friends, for instance. Which, I mean, if you saw Smiling Friends, and you were like, where should this end up? You'd probably be like, I could see it being on Adult Swim. Yeah, exactly. I think, I mean, that network should lean into that more. I think there's like a growing reputation of unique, interesting, animated projects you can find on Adult Swim. Yeah, they've always been willing to make, they've been willing to robot check weird experimental stuff out there. Robot Chicken was unique for what it, I mean, it still is really. When everything from Tim and Eric to Xavier Renegade Angel, just all the Aquatine Hunger Force. Progenitor to Archer, I think it was called Frisky Dengar. That was on Adult Swim. I know that show, yeah. They would, they do it. A lot of that weird, strange, dare I say, what would you even call a whole surrealist? Yeah. Yeah. Absurdist, I think absurdist might be. Absurdist? My only friends as absurdist, I think would be a good way to describe that. I know Xavier is, but it's just like, we just need a shell to house in all of our funny lines and clever dialogue, you know, in the way that MXC is kind of a shell for that as well. That's still going, right? MXC, no, it's not. Oh, wait, sorry, not. MST3K, that's still going. Um, I think they're still doing work. I don't know what form that is taking, if they have their own show or their own YouTube channel now, because it used to be a show on TV. And I guess now it is a, well, yeah, I guess it's a, hmm, I think it's just a YouTube thing. Let me check. Mystery, science. Thank you for coming out. What? See, I will, I will check MST3K.com. I think it got revived on Netflix, didn't it? Yeah, I think it exists in some form, because I'm on the, let me go to episode list. And can I go to season 12? And I think they're doing a season 13 too. It doesn't have a date form about the show. I was seeing it discussed. Apparently season 15 is already out. I was like this three episodes at least. I gotcha. I figured, because they've mentioned something on it, here on the site. But yeah, because it originally aired for 11 seasons from 88 to 99. And it has, yeah, I guess it's still going. It looked, oh yeah, 2000, in 2015, fans of MST3K united behind a record-breaking Kickstarter crowdfunding campaign to revive the show for a brand new 14 episode season that premiered on Netflix in 2017. So I suppose, I suppose it's still going. And I hope so. It's a great, it's a great show. I really like it. Yeah, I guess they're doing some fun being here. Make more MST3K.com. Very cool. Very cool. Um, remember in The Punisher, when Tom Jane is beaten to a pulp by the Russian and Bailey wins? Good fights are hard to come by these days. I remember that fight quite well, because, uh, yeah, he's, at that point in the film, he's dominated quite hard after like an all-time low in the beginning. And then that Russian fucks him up. That one, I don't remember. I remember something that was burned into my memory was when he, I think it was in the like final overall battle when he was fighting with the Goons and he like stabs the dude through the mouth. That's like images burned in there of like from that moment. Oh, is it? With an arrow he does that? Or knife? No, I think he does it with a knife, and then you see the blade like through his mouth. Yeah, I remember, I remember that visual as well. I like that movie from what I remember. Well, I mean, that was definitely of the era, right, of early to mid 2000s action movies, kind of like the same era space off, you know? I would go as far as saying, does the thing of a simple thing done pretty well. It's so simple, the story and that. Because I still remember it like crystalline. It's just like, it's basically a more violent, more dark taken. It's the same, it could probably fall into the same area. Yeah, I think so. I guess I'd say in terms of like what it's going for, yeah. Because I remember as well, I remember that video, I feel better than I probably should because I haven't seen it in like a bazillion years, but he's trying to get information out of somebody and he's cooking meat. And then he says, you know, there's like a limit on how the human body can process pain. And the guy's like, what? And then he's like, if you experience too much too fast, it'll be like, it'll singe all of the, because he's intending to poke him with a hot poker sort of thing. And he's like, you'll smell your meat burning, but you won't be able to feel it because it'll have burned all your nerves straight away. And so he pokes him with a popsicle stick and the guy like screams and he's cooking meat in the background. So it's just like, he convinces him that he's fucking destroying him and the guy gives him the information and then he's just like, you're fine. He's like, oh. Because I think he's just like a nudie guy. I can't remember. But yeah, there was some fun stuff in that movie. I barely remember most of it. There are like parts that I can remember, but a lot of it is a haze. Like it reminds me of law-biting citizen in that the revenge the main character gets is so thorough. It's fucking insane. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, because in the end, it's like the car is passing through like a fucking, like all these explosions, right? Wasn't that always locked in? Yes. John Travolta's car collection, I'm pretty sure he drives him through it and blows up all of the cars individually. Yeah. But that's after he's lost his wife, his son, his facility, his reputation. He's destroyed literally everything and then blows him up. Yeah. Pretty straightforward revenge story. Yeah, it'd be a fun one to revisit someday. That'd be a E-Fat movies for sure, I think. That would definitely be an E-Fat movies. In 2012, a cinema in Nottingham accidentally screened paranormal activity for instead of Madagascar 3. Needless to say, the parents weren't too pleased. Yeah, I can imagine. That's the kind of thing though. Surely you'd realize within the first like five minutes. You would think so, yeah. There's no, because it's just so stuff. It's not like a film. I can't remember the longest time I've spent without realizing I was watching the wrong thing, but... Well, I got a recent one because when I went to see Sonic 2, I went into the wrong cinema, but I figured it out as soon as I saw the opening, you know, like when it was saying the production studios and everything, it's like, wait, I don't see Sega. This isn't the film. Like, I don't see Paramount. Yeah. You should have explained that loudly in the theater. Wait, I see you should have stood up. Wait, I need to walk a lot of people behind you because you're tall. There was nobody in there. You stood up. Wow. Oh, there wasn't? That was one of my first clues that something was wrong. Was there was absolutely no one in the cinema? And you knew people would be there for Sonic? Do you think Snyderverse people think that? Like in their delusion, they walk into a theater that's empty, of course, and they're like, this just couldn't be the... Zack Snyder's Justice League. There's no one here. It should be the acts. It should be the film with my brother. Well, to be fair, the Sider Cut didn't make it to theaters, right? No, it didn't. It was only on HBO Max. And yet with that, the Batman film, which was released theatrically, got double the viewership at its first week on HBO Max. Interesting. That is interesting. That is like, wow, people... Well, the really interesting part is Mortal Kombat still has the highest debut on that streaming service above the Batman. Just a little bit, but above it. That's interesting. Yeah. I guess. It's a little surprising, but not highly surprising. It's hard one to explain directly. I guess it's like... Well, I mean, something that is worth factoring in is that Mortal Kombat did release theatrically, but it also released the same day on HBO Max. So, like, if you take that into account, it's like, well, Batman surely would be, like, categorically. This was a super successful debut. For that film. But, I mean, I guess there's something to be said about the fact that a 45-day window, but from, like, theatres to streaming, that's short. But they've been getting shorter. Yeah. Do we have a release date for the next Mortal Kombat? Because I wouldn't mind seeing that. I think it's coming out, like, next year or the year after, I think. Well, that'll be a fun back-to-back. I mean, I'll watch it. I mean, Johnny Cage is gonna be in this, so that'll probably be fun. Hopefully. The less we have of our boring-ass, adult shit protagonists, and the more we get of a good, raunchy, snarky, Duke Nukem kind of Johnny Cage might be really fun to see. Please. More violence to it. More fun, fun violence. I have a hot take. Crank 1 is better than Crank 2. I've seen both of them, but I don't have much passion for them. Well, I don't do drugs, but I do assume if the original is that good, they would eventually, you know, keep it going. Crank was, uh, that was, um, the, that's the statement. Yeah. Oh. Like, maybe I have seen that. It's, it's hard. I have not, it's- Blur together that error. Is that the one where he has to keep his heart rate up? Yeah. Okay. I am, oh, I've seen pieces. I'm kind of poisoning him that's gonna stop his heart unless he keeps it hyperactive, so he has to keep doing crazy shit. I feel like I'm a transporter, but I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a, that's a fun movie. Why Bella? I think Crank, it's weird to say Crank and Crank 2 because the premise of Crank is so very specific and strange that you'd imagine this wouldn't possibly happen again, right? Well, Crank 1 and Speed 3, you know. Is that true? I think Crank 1 ends with the, the assumption that he died and then Crank 2 is like, nope, he's still going. I think that's how it works. Okay. All right. Okay. Crank 3. Also spoilers for those two. Yeah. I've not seen Crank and Crank 2. I guess we haven't spoiled Crank 2, but we sort of somewhat spoiled it. Maybe just a little bit, not much. The fun is in the journey, right? It is slightly mildly tarnished. It is a, it's just a, it is a little patina, shall we say. Well, perhaps, very knowledge that I have provided encourages them to see a movie they otherwise would not have. Yeah, because we don't want to see Jason Statham die at the end of an action movie. I've even said, I talked to Frank about this. But like I would spoil a lot of what I consider to be incredibly important parts of Buffy's storyline if it meant that's the difference between you not watching it and watching it. I think I would do the same in a lot of scenarios as well. I would rather use, it's worth, it's worth having the ending spoiled if you sit through a good movie and a great journey that you wouldn't have otherwise known. Yeah, exactly. Seeing the connective pieces is what makes those payoffs meaningful and they still be meaningful. Because I mean, you know, ultimately, when I rewatch something I've already seen before, it's not like I'm not enjoying it for what it is or alternatively finding new things about it that I like. What was funny is, honestly, I think it might have actually been a year prior to watching the show with Frank. I explained my favorite characters entire arc and it was all forgotten by the time he watched it. Which is, was, I think I said, I hope you forget this by the time we eventually watch it. Just because it was what, to sell the show on, but then simultaneously, you know, it's cooler to see it unravel without knowing where it's going. Yeah, of course. Well, between you and me, Mauler, I'll just take you at your word for it and I'll see the show and I'll be great. Well, yeah, I had a lot more difficult time selling the show until more and more people were like, oh, he's right. And I was like, yay, no, I'm fine. Wow, I mean, there is definitely because after those first two seasons, you know, I was sitting there and it's just like, what do we, what do we, like, what is it going to get good? Well, to be fair, I think if, because the plan will involve Theo and he was like the most cynical of all the people, even more so than you, I think. He said that he wouldn't, he just wouldn't be watching any of this, if not for a friend asking him to tag along. Which obviously, in a sense, was what you were doing as well, but he just had a lot less to compliment. But not even Theo could resist Angel when to get to the best. Yeah, damn, off to season four. Holy shit. This is a big test. It is a big test. I legitimately, before we go on to it, I'm like, I know you said it's really bad, but like, really? How much could it kill my investment? Really? To give you an idea, Rags, it would be like if I said, oh, Black Widow 2 is so good, you just need to see Black Widow, Loki, Falcon, the Winter Soldier, and Endgame. As long as you see all of them, it's like, why do I have to see all of that? And why the- As a friend, I would never tell you to do that. The problem with it is everyone who's done it is like, you do have to see the shit part, don't you? It's like, yep, you do. You're absolutely dirty. You can't skip it. But hey, yeah. Since the Black Widow movie has proven Natasha can survive falling from many places unheard, does it take away from the impact of the Endgame scene? Does Freen now have to update his video? Holy shit. This was a year ago. Nice. That's really funny. It, I mean, the falling specifically didn't, but the two families and absolutely impacts Endgame. Well, it'll be a, I assume they're not serious. It would just be a fun meme for you to be like, so this seat is tarnished by the fact that she can clearly survive. That is a good meme. That is actually a really good meme. Damn. Oh wow. I saw a discussion about objectivity and after that, the claim that objectively well-written stuff is to do with standards of consistency, a reply said that's not objectivity though. That is a relativistic social construct. Yeah, but how many relativistic social constructs do we engage with to the point of denying anyone else's viewpoints outright instead of openly being like, well, you know, maybe. This is the problem people encounter with truth and what is testable. Because I don't know how controversial I want to be here, but let's just put it in as vague terms as possible. There are certain events that if you deny they exist, people would think not only are you crazy, but like you're damaging to society. Meanwhile, someone could be like, yes, but your idea of what is defined as definitive information or truth or tied to whatever object is like all relative to what we see and believe as human beings or something. Just be like, all right. To an extent, but you've basically made it so you've deconstructed the entire system of how we even use to measure anything. So what the fuck's the point in anything now? It always annoys me when people use social construct as a way to devalue something's importance. You generally never see this and even when you hear people calling something or saying, oh, that's just a social construct. Oh, this is a social construct. They use it. They never say, yeah, this is a social construct. You know, they never say it in a positive way, even though I think for the most part it is. There's a lot of stuff that's a social construct and that are ambitions. Yeah, it's all fake. We made it up. Yeah, if you use that as a way to devalue something, I think unless you're specifically referring to a few things, it's not even going to matter. And I don't care if something's a social construct necessarily. Yes, but it's utility and applicability, right? And how it maps on to what we're understanding. Yeah, I see it as a social construct and I live in a social construct. And it's really great. So we're going to have to be doing better than that. And this came up when I talked to Weymass about it. I think you can find it on his YouTube channel. I want, yeah. Yeah, so he made the claim, which is totally fine. You get it all the time, which is every review from everyone is essentially on the same level of it's just them describing their POV. It's not anything more than that. It's just it's all subjective, ultimately. And I said, sure. But what about when you have a statement like, man, do I like the Batman? The Batman is a fun film that I like. I enjoy the Batman. Fun film recommend. Versus the Batman explores what it means to try and commit to a level of justice through a motivator of vengeance and how that can come through your own actions and inspire other people. Be it for the better or for the worse, as the film balances between in terms of the character finding out and understanding that there's more to his responsibilities as a vigilante, even though that's already a contentious position. You know, you go through all of that and all of it is verifiable through the content. It's not necessarily anything you're feeling. Because like, you know, I try and highlight this with my whip. It's like, you don't even know what I feel when you told you what is as far as I'm concerned. And I was like, so what's the difference between those two reviews? And then YMS was like, well, yeah, okay, one of them is all feelings based while the other isn't. But yeah, that difference, I think, is important. Instead of just saying everything is subjective, I feel like that's completely worthless. It doesn't help anyone do anything. It is one of those sort of... It's like arguing with a, I don't know, like a hard solipsist or someone who thinks we're all brains in a vat. It's just one of those of why are you... Why are you real? Can we even... If you're not even interested in... I have a discussion. There's almost like why... I just have better things to do with my time if you're just gonna pull these... You did bring up that we have no way to know even what things, what truth is because we could all be in the matrix. And I was like, yeah, but why operate as that? There's just no reason to do that. Yeah, technically. Well, I guess it would be that it is... It could be that we're operating in that world. It could also be that we're operating in a world where that's not the case. I can't prove one or the other. Well, even if we were operating as brains in vats, we all seem to be in brains in vats together operating under the same rules. So nothing changes. You've just added another layer beneath it, which doesn't affect this conversation. Exactly. Oh, we can both be smart asses, but I'd like to be productive if that's all right with you. I don't blame someone for having the thought. I think that whenever someone has that thought, it's very... No, it's when people are trying to use it and like a discussion to try and... To try and use it, like it impacts anything. Well, but that's like what your response is, right? It's just a reality. Like, I don't even know if they've thought about it yet, but it's like... Because I could totally see someone being so very compelled by that. Like, oh my God, we could be in the matrix. Nothing means anything. Like, whoa, Jimmy, slow down. That is, you have jumped from one thing to another thing and just... Wow, you... That's the thing, I... You chill, lax. I don't believe anybody operates that way, ultimately, even if they claim to. No, I don't think they do. It's no people don't. It's possible to terribly, because at the end of the day, you kind of have to operate within the framework of what you can perceive and your capacity to think and observe, you know, observe things and... Technically, someone could live their life thinking that they're in the matrix. However, they want to make that stay as pleasant and meaningful and close to the truth of the matrix as they can to make life better. But that's almost like a point, Jimmy. I guess what I'm getting at is that it's kind of... I don't know what it would mean to be able to interact with reality beyond the framework of being a human, you know? Well, that's one of the aspects of talking about, you know, these kinds of... In these epistemological discussions, as you can sit down with someone, you could say, all right, we have some base assumptions that we probably both agree on. We can both... We're both talking to each other. We're both independent agents. We can both interact with the world and touch things. And the same rules seem to apply to everything and this thing that we're in is so... Like, these are just... We can move on from that, right? Something I was saying to Duma, that our system has no trouble applying to basically every story we've come across, because it just seems to be consistent. Whenever there is anything where it's like, oh, I haven't really thought about that part before, then you just try and integrate that into the framework. Yeah, and it's not about... Because I was just thinking about the other part of this. It's like, oh, that system is an objective. It's like, it's not necessarily... It's doing your best to just remove personal bias and the super important part of it being objective. Objectivity is not an appeal to absolute truth and it never was. And anyone who tries to use that, no. Slap them down and say, nope, no. It's not what it is. You're thinking it is as wrong and it's never been that. I don't know who told you that or where you got the idea, but it's not right back. Like, if two people are like, this character is too smart to have made this mistake and you're like, no, that mistake matches their flaws. If you look at the earlier parts of the film and they go, no, if you look at the earlier parts of the film, they're too intelligent, they make this decision, this decision, their awareness of the... And then someone else goes, well, I think they would have made the decision because I like it. I like that they made that decision. Both of those people should be like, can you just stop filming it, okay? Like, I appreciate that, but it's like... Oh my, we're trying to have a talk. And sometimes I don't know is totally just gonna be what the tentative explanation is. Or the equivalent in that scenario. I feel like they would have made that decision. I just don't... Like, I haven't got anything more than that. You know, like, all right. Ryan, it doesn't really mean that perspective is invalid necessarily. Perspective itself, it's just that the, you know, the justification isn't bad. Yes. Yeah, you can irrationally feel something that happens to also be true, but that's not a good system to use. It could just be you're not aware of the... It may well be that what you... There's something that's clicked that's wrong. You just haven't figured it out yet. Yeah, we'll click that's right. And you haven't figured it out. Yeah, yeah. Because that happens where you'll be like... I mean, damn, like that happens with movies where it's like something... I'd say that happens every time I watch something. I'll be like, oh, that didn't sit well. What was the problem there? And the interesting part oftentimes is you figure out a reason and you're like, is that the only reason? You know, like, Starkiller base is like, is it just the one thing that's stupid about that base? Or is there loads of things? Yeah, yeah. It's, well, the funny thing is in my... What I've learned more so is I should trust my instinct on that. Whenever I'm like, ha, something isn't... I feel like there's something that isn't working here, but I can't figure out what it is. Every time... Well, many of the times that I dismissed that thought, I eventually realized, oh, wait, no, that was... Yeah, there was something there that was worth looking into. But yeah, there's just loads of... I guess I find it be really strong for this. But one of them, of course, is that everybody, when they compliment or criticize a movie's story, it's almost always how it relates to some other aspect in terms of its continuity. It's always that, every time. It's funny because, again, with the conversation with Doom, he was just like, you try and go strictly for consistency, but then... And he was like, how do you account for drawing lots of meaning or connective parts out of different elements when it's just whether or not something makes sense? And it's just like, that's the thing. A lot of people don't even understand how the system works. Because I hear that, and I'm like, what do you mean? We talk about it all the time. A lot of people just go by what they've been told that one time. They assume a lot of it is character did X, which is in line with how character did X before. And it's like, that sounds very dry. And it's like, well, yeah, because that's not really how we deliver it. Like, you know, why would anyone do it? And why did they all make these choices? It's an opportunity to tell a story while also being critical slash praiseworthy. And yeah, the drive behind all of us talking about any of this stuff is usually that we love it, but we're going to be a bit more emotional in delivery than just going, Tony Stark did this, that is in line. I mean, you could also do that as a robot. I love how the characters were fun and interesting. I really enjoyed how the action scenes were crazy and cool. You can do this with everything. It's really not that simple. Fun funnily enough, then, just to get out the edges even more, if there were a channel that was extremely robotic and delivered everything robotically, and but it was strictly about what makes sense and what doesn't, still a good chance I'd be watching that channel if it were really good. Yeah, I think it was really, really interesting. Then I might watch it too, yeah. And then I'd be annoyed because of delivery, but I'd be like, man, it's really good info. I could see them maybe trying to make it a gimmick of some kind if the voice is satisfying to listen to, but it's robotic in nature. Yeah, that's definitely you got to hear it to know it sorts of things, but maybe. Have you heard of the channel RM Military History? They do a podcast covering new and old war movies objectively and get some amazing guests as well. They are a criminality. Oh, sorry. Well, I think they mean criminally under-subbed channels. Criminally under-subbed, yeah. They did say criminality, but... Criminality, they are criminality unsubscribed. Yeah, yeah. So, you stay away, they'll be on a list. I do not know of that channel, but I'm glad that people are partaking in the black magic and the dark arts of objective media criticism. I'm in the middle of season two of Buffy. How many times is this particular event thing going to happen? That happens a couple of times. It's annoying when it does, yeah. I don't think it has much of a drastic effect on the plot, but it's still annoying. Finally, this movie deserves to be ripped apart. Also, hello, Madvocate. I really liked your Flash videos. This is Black Widow. The Gal who can survive anything. Well, sort of. Gal who can survive anything. I advise you try not to kill her. Man, anxiety weighs down the heart, but a kind word cheers it up. Proverbs, 12, 25, and IV. Yeah, it certainly can. It certainly can. Yeah. G.W.D. monetized a 40K fan animator and removed their Patreon after they turned down working with them under a paid service. Warhammer Plus. G.W. are bad. Games Workshop. No one likes... How do they take down a Patreon? I guess it would be a matter of cow-like. It's presented. You know, like, what are you technically supporting via their Patreon if it's directly, like, making Warhammer stuff and they don't want people, like, doing... You know what I'm talking about? I'm not sure. Everyone... Like, nobody likes Games Workshop. Even I know that. It's not like any Warhammer fan. You know, it's neat and all, but... Even though they have the people who are responsible for creating these... They own, like, the license on Warhammer stuff and everyone hates them. And they constantly... You know, there's a... I mean, if they're taking down, like, fan creations and stuff that people really like, that's not gonna help me out. It's one of those, like, sure, technically... But it's such a bad move in terms of PR and really expanding the brand. Because all it is is, like, you could... If you made this and drummed up all this interest, you know, it's a tactically wrong move, even if it probably is, like, legally doable. There's not been thinking about it a bit because of Halo. Remember back when Halo, like, had a really active, like, everybody was making those machinimas? Like, that should be good for your game. You know, like, when you have a really engaged active community creating fan content around your work. Like, it's the reason why, like, Hero Shooter became so popular is because when you have, like, these clearly defined characters with a unique look, that just encourages people to create, like, fan art. You don't want to fucking destroy that. I mean, first of all, I think, you know, you should just let that shit flourish because it's a good creative outlet for people. People can find work through it. But, I mean, it's beneficial for you because it means people are engaged with your creation. Yeah, they do all kinds of stuff that fans absolutely hate and despise. And the community behind Warhammer is many decades old. And they absolutely love that universe. And the fan stuff that has been made for that series is maybe one of the most extensive ever when it comes to fandoms and the way that they've handled their intellectual property or their copyright and stuff. It's just, it pisses everyone off. Everyone hates Games Workshop. And even I know that. Guys, she's part spider. She's fine. Yeah, that's all. I didn't think of that. Your video, I'm always pretty, gotta say, probably age-poly if you haven't accounted for things like that. That's true. I can put an annotation in. Oh, wait. No, I can't. No, because I took that out for some reason. Yeah, I'm assuming there's some kind of back-end issue with it or something. I don't know why that was taken out. They fucking, do you remember, like, YMS had loads of corrections on videos with annotations and they just all got wiped out? As far as I know, anyway. Fuck. Damn. And there's all those little games people made on YouTube via annotations. They're all gone. Yeah, like the Choose Your Own Adventure stuff, yeah. Well, Wesker voice. I don't need anyone else. I have big balls. I don't think he says that. Yeah, I think, well, there's certainly the video. I'm worried he says that. I remember that. That's true. I've not seen, and I feel with having not seen it. You've not seen the do-it-live thing for Wesker. Do-it-live for Wesker, no. No. Really? Okay. Wow. All right. Yeah, you should watch that. It's funny shit. Do you want to screw up it in our little group chat? And I'll check it out. Yeah, let me see if I can find it. Taskmaster is a Swiss Army tentacle blade. This movie was somehow worse than Winter Soldier. I think we concluded that, right? I feel like it's probably worse than Winter Soldier, you know? Because at least Winter Soldier had Black Widow in it for continuity, as in like something positive that we pulled from it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And it was like, I think the hand-to-hand fight that Steve and Bucky had was pretty good. Well, yeah. It was, except I think a gun disappears. Yeah, yeah, he has a pistol the whole time and he just doesn't use it. So yeah, that, you know. But... There's some parts in the beginning that are pretty good, like... Oh, yeah, the fist. Oh, well. Yeah. Dialogue stuff. The point is, I don't think there's anything redeepable in Black Widow, like at all, from Beverly. Like, it was just a different monster. Yeah. Because from the moment... I was gonna say, Will had a cute pig, but it was like, oh, but then they like almost choked it to death. Yeah, that was so... I guess it's not immediately saying... Oh, God, that's horrible. I guess in the end he didn't choke, so that... That's how low the bar is. Like, well, they didn't murder the pig in the end. They only tortured it. And he's like, is that good? The great example of the thing we're talking about on, I think the last eFap was someone super chat about how like Marvel can't even make... They don't know the difference between heroes and villains. And like, yeah, she's one of the worst people in the MCU. The mum. And like, the film clearly doesn't give a shit. Man, the amount of... Her list of crimes. Oh. Yeah, she's a monster. Absolutely. Hold on, I need to turn my AC. It's actually kind of getting a little warm. Give me a moment. Spoilers for Loki season two. It's garbage. I don't even got it. Well, we are in the future. Yeah, they announced it at the end of season one, right? Okay, better question. Have they filmed anything yet? I don't think so, no. Black Widow is worse than Captain Marvel. Give me grief about a chat. I dare you. I can't remember. I think so. The thing about Captain Marvel... Because Captain Marvel doesn't assassinate Captain Marvel. She's just a very thin character. Yeah, there's nothing really to do. You could really have done anything and there's no real way to say, no, no, no, she wouldn't do that. Yeah, and I guess there's a level of Black Widow retroactively hurts a character I would consider to have been quite strong pretty persistently. The story was complete. Her story was complete and then they kind of added anything that kind of ruins it, honestly. Box with loads of it and it makes her look like an idiot. Makes her look like a stupid asshole idiot, basically. Yeah. When that left Taskmaster dying to check on his sister, I thought she died. She legit left her dying until the other widows showed up. I laughed. When that left Taskmaster dying to check on his sister... I don't think she left her dying. I think it was after she, the flimped juice. Oh, yeah, she's fine. She's just lying down or whatever. Yeah, it's not, yeah. Yeah, she's just been given the mental break stuff. But like, when is the Space Jam 2 breakdown coming out? I think everyone's forgotten about that movie now. I think everyone has forgotten about that movie. It's got a came and went. Probably for the best. Yes, it did, I think. Based on what I've heard, yes. How would you objectively rate the writing of Jaws? It's my favorite movie, and I think it's very close to a 10. At the very least, a 9? E-Fat movies? I don't know if that would work for E-Fat movies, but I've always known Jaws to be really strong. As far as I know, I haven't seen it in a very, very, very long time, but... The only caveat being... Box don't do what that shark was doing. That one does. Yeah, that's the thing. You kind of just go with internal consistency on that. It's like, this shark is doing this. But yeah, because shark attacks are just not a common cause of... No, you have less reasons to be afraid of sharks than other animals. You know? But sharks are really cool, and they have a name that just implies ferociousness, I guess. Maybe that's the chicken and the egg. That also got tons of teeth. Oh man, the teeth shit is like, edgy the hedgy, but it's a real thing. It is edgy the hedgy, if I don't know when God was creating all the animals. It's like, how edgy do I want to make the shark? Three rows of teeth? Nah, four. Let's do it. It's a great right shark to have four rows of lower teeth. I don't know, I just... When I first saw it, I'd never forget that shit. I was like, wow, look at that. That's just one of those crazy fantasy creatures. How about short-faced bear versus saber tooth? Hey, remember that? I do remember that. What do we, how much do we know about the strength and size of saber tooth? I don't know anything about saber tooth. I was gonna say, I don't know anything, but I assume they've got info on that, right? Let me take a look. Saber tooth, it says saber tooth tiger, but it's not a tiger. It's not a cat. Smileadon, that's what it's called, yeah. Um, hmm, well, so, wait, are they... Okay, so, no, wait, they are... Are they... Wait, I'm getting confused now. They are cats. They are cats. They're just not tigers. There were a few different types of... They were around the size of modern, big cats, but more robustly built. Uh, a reduced lumbar region, high scapula, which is shoulders, short tail, broad limbs, and relatively short feet. Um, I guess the thing that might help them out is that their teeth are so large. Saber tooth tigers are fucking awesome. Look at this, look at this, I remember looking at this painting once, and I was like, man, this is an awesome painting. Look at that thing, it's awesome. Oh yeah, dude, they are cool looking. What a cool animal. Yeah, so, it looks like, yeah, they're about, and against what a short-nosed bear. I feel like that's another, because I think that's what I've come around on, right, is the reason why I thought tigers might have a chance is because they're enormous. Like, they are the largest cat, whereas if this is the size of a big cat, like a regular one, I'm still wondering if it's going to have the strength necessary to overpower. Well, I don't know, what we should do is we should drastic park this shit, bring them back, make them fight. Wow, isn't that a, isn't that like a thing that's been theorized that like mammoths, wooly mammoths, we have access to enough information that we could recreate them? As far as I know, I think I have their, I've heard that as well, which is interesting, interesting thing about being able to revive extinct species. The interesting thing about mammoths is that they are, I remember as in a Kozgesak video, wooly mammoths, when the pyramids were being built, wooly mammoths were still around in places in the world. That's right, that's true, and I think there was that movie 10,000 BC, where they have like both of them in the movie, and that movie's probably super fucking absurd, but that was one of the things where the pyramids are fucking old. Pyramids are very old. That's one of those, because again, it was in that Kozgesak video, that ancient Rome, like the Roman Empire, you know, the sort of period that we think of, of the Roman Empire's reign is closer to now than it was to when the pyramids were built. That's how old the pyramids are. Yeah, they're like 1900s or something. It's like 4,500 years old, I think the Great Pyramid is. It is super, super old. It's insane, and it's not even the first pyramid. They had to try a couple, Snefru, right, and his boys, they had, they had to try a couple times until they got it right. That's how you got like the Step Pyramid, and then suck if you died building the city one. Well, that was one of his, apparently that was one of Snefru's sort of concerns that I think we're aware of, is that he tried the first one, because you got to, you got to do these things way in advance, because it takes a while to finish them. They did the first one, didn't work out, then they changed it, and that one was better. Now to the second one doesn't work, you're like, yeah, we are on a timer here, you know, this is going to send me a back. So they got the third one right, and they all stand to this day. Man, as I'm just now scrolling through this Wikipedia, sort of just tumbling down, just looking at megafauna as a categorization, it's like, damn, sucks, we don't get to see those. Oh yeah, but ultimately, I haven't seen Jaws in so long, I couldn't say. Um, Rise of Skywalker scene, somehow, Jeb returned, as if that wouldn't be great news. Jeb returned through Morbius. I know this isn't a surprise, but the new Space Jam movie is very bad. Also, if the money was identical, would you rather write for a season three of Mando or Batwoman, or would you rather make staff changes, hiring, firing, etc.? Oh, so you want to write the thing or change all the people who are making it? You guess it depends on how much the writing gets fucked with, right? Yeah, I'm sure it would, you'd have to get new writers. I mean, I guess what I would say is that if I got an opportunity to write for a show, I would definitely prefer to write Mando than Batwoman. I feel like both of you ignored me, what the fuck? I said this doesn't work unless we know how much our writing is being fucked with, so the choice is- I know, I was just responding to what Fringy had said, and I'm agreeing with him. Wait, no, sorry, I thought, I mean, even with what you said, right, because you were saying you get to write for it, or alternatively, you pick a team that gets to write for it, right? Yeah, and I said, but the us writing for it doesn't really matter if our writing's ignored. Oh, I just, I guess- I thought it was part of the question that if you get to write for it, it goes into the show. Okay, well, in that case, I would take the writing easily. Because I would take, I assume it's part of the question, like you get to write for it, it means that you- Well, so the reason why I wasn't sure about that is because I feel like the question's too easy at that point, because I think that if you get control over the writing, you can write the ship hardcore on Batwoman, even with the shitty production values and the actors. Oh, yeah, sure. If I could choose the writers for a project, it's like, well, shit, I mean, I could pick some really interesting characters to write for, you know, write for one of them. Well, you essentially ended with old Doctor Who at that point, which is something that people beloved, like, you know, it's like the production values are embarrassing, but the people who are behind it sometimes even get really shitty actors, but the writing is what's keeping people in, you know? I think Doctor Who, TNG and Buffy share all of that and their older stuff. Like, oh god, you can see the cardboard, but it's like, that's fine, the writing. TNG's budget definitely got better and later. See, the first season you could tell, but the Spectrum is fine, it's the Go-Boo, and I guess the similarity between Buffy and TNG is that when the writing started out, it was bad, but I don't know who's writing started out bad. So, as far as I'm aware, the earliest seasons of Doctor Who and TNG and Buffy all share this cringe and this stuff that's like, it's not working very well, but then they iron it out and at the same time it's getting more popular and thus production values are improving as well. They're all shows that had to work to get higher and higher in respect and production, but I would argue that the foundation for the lot of them is going to be a script that's drawing people in. Meanwhile, this stuff now, like the Force Awakens or Jurassic World where it's like, look at the fucking scale, look at the spectacle, what story are you telling? It's like, doesn't matter. And yet it really is like the fucking most important part. Well, what is legacy when it comes to storytelling most of the time is really, like when everyone talks about Lord of the Rings, yes, we talk about the Balrog, but like, we're more invested in talking about characters. Well, I mean, yeah, the Balrog is fucking great. I mean, we've got an example that I guess is becoming more relevant again, Avatar, technically, man, even today, still super impressive, but I mean, nobody, like, you know, the passion isn't quite on the same level as, well, and I mean, it's a matter of like, you think about films of all, but we're technical achievements at the time. And it's not so much anymore, but the legacy remains because they were great stories. Yeah. So how long can your love for a thing remain when you're saying like, the CGI is fucking amazing? Like, if Infinity War didn't have much of a story to it, Thanos the CGI is like, yeah, we, yeah, it's good. Well, hell, I mean, you think about video games, right? When, you know, video games technically have improved tremendously. But I mean, there are a lot of people who still, I mean, damn, like people, people like getting emotionally, you know, they're getting those reactions out of like PlayStation one game with its archaic. I don't want to call them archaic because it's its own style. But you know, unlike those old pre-rendered cutscenes and still, you know, that's what's blinding it is what's beneath it, the heart that's narrative, the characters, the writing. Your thoughts on the Steam Deck. Love you guys. Hi, I have no thoughts on the Steam Deck. Really? I don't have one. I haven't read any reviews of them. Seems really cool, though, to be able to have that on the go. Yeah, it does. If only it were available in Australia, but it's not. Is it? Well, can you get it like second hand from like an eBay or whatever? I could, but I mean, I think I would prefer to wait until it is really weird. I wouldn't have like it. Well, because it's in America and it's in Europe. So, you know, it feels like they missed one out. Yeah, so it's available in the United States, Canada, the European Union and the UK, which I mean, I guess, I mean, it makes sense, I'll believe for all those. But I feel like Australia at this point, or at least, you know, like Australia, New Zealand, like that region should be punched in. Maybe Australia isn't real. I don't know. Yeah, but Fringy, I feel Fringy that you're a little biased here, so I'm not sure if that. Well, I feel like I might be a little biased, but I mean, you know, like it makes sense to me, Australia is a market and it's a big gaming market. Well, then explain Hotline Miami, too. Yeah. Look, all right, that's not my fault, is it? Clearly your fault. As the representative of Australia, you have a lot of experience. No, I'm not. I'm the representative of Fringy, the plague doctor. He's like, yeah, who makes food in his underground dungeon? You don't see many above ground dungeons, do you? I don't think it can be an above ground dungeon. I think a dungeon is definitely necessarily like it would have to be. It would in order for that to even, I think, sort of like get to that level, it would have to be deep and some sound like a castle. Well, where it's a big castle and it's deep inside of it. It never gets in the sunlight. Well, yeah, because a dungeon according to Merriam-Webster and Wikipedia, which are both here, is a dark, usually underground prison. So not necessarily, but usually. All right. I also feel like dungeon has more, because it means prison. I think dungeon at this point just means like an underground place, a labyrinth more so than a prison. Yeah, almost like it's more than this as well. Yeah, it's kind of like dungeon has an implication that it's an aesthetic. I think so. Kind of like how RPG doesn't really mean role playing game so much as it means a loose set of attributes that a game has sort of. Well, yeah, because all games make you role playing a sense, right? When you're playing Uncharted, you are playing the role of Nathan Drake, but RPG more so means you make choices about who your character is going to be in some shape or form. God, EFAP only doing film analysis instead of the thing that made them great. Super chat catch up. Hey, long wait. God, fucking shit done to them on the way. I'm beginning. You got a lot of those. Yeah, I'm just going to space them out, but yeah, just get them all done. I do like my discussions. All right, that writing one is one of my favorite episodes. Yeah. Why does South Pole hate Civil War? Nuke this hot take right now more like he just revealed it on Ecom yesterday. You know, it's objectively good to be fair. I've said this since the beginning of EFAP. Civil War is just hated by a lot of people. It's a very commonly like chat on movie in the MCU to the point where YMS and ER, two people I very much respect in terms of their perspective on media, who very much value continuity in the same way I do. Both thought that Civil War was shit. You know, it's really not an uncommon position. It seems like the much more common perspective on like the Russo films taken as a whole is Winter Soldier or Infinity War. And usually the ones that people side as the best, not Civil War. People see Civil War as like the peak of the MCU becoming sludge, which is kind of funny, right? Like, it's well for us where we are now. Yeah, because they would say like ruin all the characters. Yeah, they would say Moon Knight and Loki are evidence of non sludge. Look how crazy and awesome and fucking different Egyptian man. The TVA, whoa, that's so amazing. And we're just saying, you know, what do you mean? You are crazy. You are crazy, man. It's not sludge. Could you imagine? Um, yeah, if you follow Twitter sentiment, they'll say Civil War looks like crap, first of all. And that's like the most important thing to talk about in your life. Okay. And it'll be like they threw everyone together because they'll sell tickets and nobody has anything significant happen to them. And then I hate it when people say like, the accords didn't even matter ultimately. It's just like, ugh. That's not Civil War's fault. That's not Civil War's fault. They wouldn't do that. It's fault for the people who came after who just ignored it. Wow, but they put time after including the Russos themselves. Yeah, the Russos ignored it more than anybody else, really. Like the endgame's job was to chap it in, all of the things to come next. That's one of the pieces of sympathy I have for all phase four. It's like, yeah, the Russos fucked you guys over. Wow, it was kind of, they left you with a lot of very difficult writing challenges to overcome. You could have, if that mystical director writer out there made that film where it's just the, I think we even said a season of TV in every episode is just another civilian dealing with another situation that's fucking horrifying slash. And even throw in an episode of someone who benefits it intensely from the blip. Yeah, like somebody who, I don't know, like a company, half of the board, and then they're like, this is my chance. Like I can, I can dominate rights through the ranks, gobble up all the cheap stock. You know, that, I know that people have been shitting on that, that TikTok that went around where they're just like, yeah, imagine we had more like avant-garde, like indie films in the MCU. It's like, look, all right, I know that that sense of it is cringe, but like the MCU absolutely could do stories that aren't just about the superhero. Absolutely. And it could be valuable. So right, do you know about that, the video that went around? No. The idea is someone's, the claim is made like, for fuck's sake, house films, avant-garde films, all these indie films, low-budget films, they're all getting squashed by the MCU, bad, bad, bad, bad. And then he says, well, how about the MCU started making movies that were those movies, right? Because they've got the market in the position and the ability to be unsafe, at least to some degree. So what if we had a movie where it's like the main character is like a priest who's dealing with the fact that Norse gods, Egyptian gods, Roman gods, Greek gods, whatever, that they all turned out to be real. It's like, how does he deal with that? What does it say about his faith and culture? And he goes through a whole bunch of examples that are very much character-driven and specific and not about a superhero doing whatever. And he got roasted hardcore by the entire internet for that. Really? That's not fair. That's a totally fine, that's ridiculous. I think my position is that had what he said came true to actually happen, people would celebrate the fuck out of it. Absolutely. I think the reason why the response was so negative is because on its face it's like, holy shit, why can't you just watch those films that exist now in large supply of stories that are... Yeah, I think it's that plus what he's suggesting would make Marvel basically cinema. Like Marvel's going to get to the point where it's everything. Yeah, it would be the further monopolization of... And of course, I guess there's also just a perspective that I think is fair that I don't know that I would trust Marvel to make something like that and make it worthwhile. Well, I think baked in to his premises that they're doing well while making them, right? Like it's... Yeah, yeah, exactly. So like, that's kind of... So I feel like that video when you look at it's like, but the sentiment of how about Marvel, you don't make films that are exclusively about superheroes and then you tell stories in that world about other people, that would have produced... I mean, in the hands of really talented people, that could yield some great stuff. Hopefully though, not just to gobble up all films because I don't want that, fuck no. If Marvel were making exclusively good things, like great things, like nine to ten out of tens every single time and then they started passing over like ten million dollar budget movies to smaller directors and stuff just and they're all in the MCU and they're all perfectly in continuity. I do think that we would eventually have the conversation of like spit dodgy though, they have a lot of control, but I actually think the offset of yes, but they're making incredibly inspirational artwork. And they're providing writers and directors opportunities where they wouldn't be having them or whatever. Yeah, like the MCU becomes more like very more loose in terms of... Kind of like Warhammer we were talking about, like there are just general events and things like that, but there's so much... You have a lot of creative freedom to sort of work within that universe. Maybe that's just the way they need to go almost where... Because I mean, technically the MCU is a thing, but it's not a thing. It's been so botched at this point that you're just like, fuck it. Well, the fact that someone in our community was like, why are you treating Moon Knight as though it shares continuity? And it's like, in a sense, that's kind of funny because... Yeah, that was the whole appeal. Yeah, that was the whole point. But at this point, you can't even tell what shares can't do with how much it contradicts itself. It's just like, I'm guessing it all does, but they just don't give a shit. But that's how it works now. The fact... Dude, the fact that you have a director of the newest and probably biggest film for a while for Marvel hasn't even seen the thing he's making a sequel to. That is not saying it. Absolutely insane. And I find it weird that I saw some people saying it's like a Chad move from Samurai. I mean, I'm just like, damn, dude, if it was someone else. If Peyton Reed said that he hadn't watched Ant-Man in the last, his own film, like, he hadn't watched it, or if he hadn't watched Civil War or anything, or if he hadn't watched Loki, considering Kang's gonna be in it, people would be jumping down his throat. Part of what I respect Avengers for so much is that it feels as though the person who made it watched all the Phase 1 movies. Because... Well, it's, uh... Yeah, it's fine as an element to it. Yeah. That's the reason why I think that Civil War is much more an Avengers movie than Age of Ultron because a lot of what it is about is rooted in the stuff that happened before. It was like Age of Ultron kind of just comes along and does its own thing, but doesn't pull a whole lot from what came before. Yeah, and that's why the airport scene I've always just never agreed with the common take of, like, the airport scene is a goofy, nonsense action scene that's meant to just delay the movie because nothing actually comes of it. Like, I was so impressed when I was watching the movie that they put all the characters in the positions I really felt they would line up with. Yeah. And then, of course, the whole premise is we're here to stop you from running away. Not kill you. Nobody's trying to kill each other. It's a different parameter for a fight. Except, waiting it. Because this is the moment where it's like, well, wait, one person is trying to kill one person. You're like, that's true. Black Panther is trying to kill Bucky, but that's for very specific reasons. That's the only one that's trying to kill somebody, and he does try several times in that fight. I wonder what they can do with that, him wanting to kill someone. I wonder if that could develop or change. Hmm. I'm sure once he gets his own movie, because now I'm just pretending that never happened, it'll be great. Black Panther 2. Charles was in Civil War. His powerhouse. He didn't give a fuck what anyone thought. He was there to do whatever the... This is the thing, um... I don't get you. I'm Clint. I don't care. The whole, like... You know, like, I'm gonna fucking kill him. Like he killed my dad. Gonna kill him. And it's just like, oh, the reflection in Tony. Yeah. Exact same shit, too. Because, well, in the sense that it's not Bucky's fault at all, because one was framed, the other one was mind control. But Charlie gets that information. His chat was emo. It's like... Yeah, because he doesn't want to become Zemo, isn't it? Vengeance has consumed you. It's consuming them, and I'm not gonna let it... You know, that's really impressive, considering that that's like the first time we got introduced. We don't have a lot of history from him. We've got a really strong art fits a Charler in that movie. Yeah. He's not in it that much? He's not. Well, he's not in it that much, but yet he feels like he's in it a lot more than he really is because of his presence. Yeah. Yeah, and what it means to... He's got a good actor with good lines. That's what Bozeman is like. It's pitch perfect. It was pitch perfect casting. It's doubly ashamed that Black Panther was so shit considering that he's died now like in his own movie. It's just such a lackluster, you know, outing that you're like, ah, man, that's... Yeah, great introduction, shitty solo adventure, a couple of weird things happen in the end game, whatever, and then he's just gonna be... He has to be written out with a throwaway line. Man, that's... You gotta tread carefully with that one. Oh, yeah, I'm sure they've been thinking for ages how to do it because... Man, what the shit they can do with Luke Skywalker? God, God knows. I don't think... Well, because the thing is, is that there was a lot of conversation between people of whether to recast Chala. I think there's like... That seems to be a real hard line split. Like, you got some people who are saying like, well, it would be better to respect the character, so like, to have it go on and not have that be the end for the character. And of course, other people are like, well, who can follow him up? You know, that should be a character that's kind of left with him. I... As much as that film, in terms of production, seems to have been a nightmare and I'm not really expecting it to be good, I certainly would not want to be the person who has to direct that movie. That there's a lot of things that you need to juggle. Brian Kubler, right? Is it hot coming back? Always hot. Yeah, it came back, bro. They need to do what they should have done with Leia, where in Rise of Skywalker, it opens with this grand funeral and an incredible eulogy and all of these characters are there. That's what they should have done for Leia. And they didn't. And you make her death, they push something forward. Her having died means something for the universe and that's where the plot starts. Absolutely, make it important. Yeah, mention it here and there. Say that the character impacted things when they were alive, that they're an inspiration. You can always have their statues and stuff in the future. Like they're not alive anymore, but they still have a presence of a sort. I think that, yeah, have T'Challa have a presence throughout the film, even though he's not, you know, in it, that it's super important and recognized, which I imagine they're probably going to do. I guess the thing is, is that now, especially after episode five of Moon Knight, it's like, it seems like no matter what you would want to do narratively, there's always going to be a thing where it's like, yeah, but we've got to bring it back to the plot with the fight scenes and the villain. Like we've got to move back to that. We've got to get back to that. Like we can't spend too long being slow and contemplative and character-phoes. We've got to get back to the action and the fights and the mythology and setting up the new movies. And I don't know why I would expect the Black Panther 2 would be safe from that influence. Who knows? And that's not even considering all of the things they've got to take from all the other movies and things happening right now and the blip, like it's the absolute chaos. That's one of those ones where it's like, damn, we've got to know what Wakanda was doing during the blip because Wakanda has the means to really keep everything in order. Yeah, who knows? Yeah, I guess to maybe come to some form of an answer, I have immense respect for Civil Wolfers. It's approached in the same way that I do with Avengers. The amount of work that went into keeping characters in line from their prior stories to actually make a full story out of... It's essentially the end of the arc for Iron Man and Steve going in different directions. It's explosive as opposed to sort of declarative of what they're at. It's like you combine the overt sort of plot stuff with everything that's been going on with them for movies on end. It's like, damn. But yeah, a lot of really impressive work. I think there's room to be critical of a lot of the smaller parts of the movie. It's just that in terms of continuity, I wouldn't be able to say it scores anything but pretty solidly for characters. But I do intend to do a deep dive for that film one day. And interesting to see if I can find things that make it better or worse. But it tends to do pretty well, and I've seen it like many times. Then again, I recently rewashed into Stellar and it was worse than I remember. And I've seen the movie a shit ton of times, unfortunately. That movie gets a black hole out of 10. Well, it's going to be brought up. I mentioned this fucking probably like eight years ago, but there's the audio commentary of Civil War is going to be referenced in TFA Part 6 where I'm talking about how people make these movies. And they talk about during the film that when they would write everything out, they would go and visit Robert Downey Jr. to ask him how he feels about the scenes and to run them out with him. With obviously him doing the lines and then them playing different characters. Just to take input from what he believes Tony would say and do based on everything up to that point. And yeah, they said, I think for some time it was a weekly thing. They would write portions of the script and go to his house and do all of that just to make sure. And I was just thinking about that compared with how Mark Hamill was treated where he's quoted as saying he took issue with the script and Ryan ignored him. Dad, fuck me. You just reminded me that because that makes me sad as shit when you remind me of that. This thing to be definitive here, just because Mark Hamill says it's a problem does not make it a problem, but to ignore him. To ignore him. The guy who played him fucking decades. Like, why would you even, why? Well, just maybe ask and just run it by him, you know. Listen to what he has to say before you decide that you don't want to do anything to him. I hope it was worth it for you to deconstruct Star Wars. That's very clever of you. Well, look at it now. It's doing great. Yeah, you really, it's amazing how much damage one man did with one film. Yeah, I would argue a lot of this safe crap would get and it was like a Boba Fett show doing Boba Fett thing. I see that as a direct result of LJ's insanity where they were like, yeah, let's never experiment again. Well, yeah, that would be, I don't blame these come. First of all, I always try to keep in mind, it's not my hundreds of millions that I'm gambling here, but like, I don't really blame them after TLJ happens and they go, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, we fucked up, man. And then they try and play it super duper safe. How much money did we lose? Oh, fucking hell. The projections say that we lost. Did you just get done with money? Or has this Skywalker only made a billion? Thank you. And nobody likes it. No one likes it. Black Widow is a movie about birth control putting women under weak men's control and selecting slash killing the wrong man. Hi, raggy boy. Hello. I don't think Black Widow ever had thoughts like that. Kind of just a mess. It's definitely going for like men controlling women. I get that. Uh, it's just executed horribly. As for the birth control stuff, they seem to just treat it as a fucking joke. Like, uh, it was introduced by Age of Ultron. I can't remember if there's an earlier reference in that. I don't think so. So, and it was very serious, but then they were like, lol. Lol. How likely do you think the RE4 remake is not going to be better than the original? I'd say it's guaranteed. It depends who's making it. I guess like it's like team at Cap. Yeah, but I wonder if they have like different teams or something. It'll be the Resident Evil 2 and 3 team, I imagine. I don't know. I feel like those games seem so far removed from what Resident Evil 4 was. That I don't want them to, yeah, I don't get nearly the same vibes and style and gameplay sort of stuff as they do from 4. To be fair, I didn't play 4. It's just that it seemed like Resident Evil 2, the whole point of the remake, was bringing more in line with the modern third person over the shoulder style. I don't think the Resident Evil 4 remake will be... Resident Evil 4 has this great replayable arcadiness to it and it's very tongue-in-cheek and self-aware and it gives it this wonderful sort of feeling. It's got this great, this vibe just sort of exudes when you play it and it holds up to this day. And I worry, I mean, I'm not gonna worry too much because I always have the original that I can play. And I don't know. I don't think it will be as good as the original. What I will do is I will very eagerly await information on the remake because there is a chance that it is an excellent remake and it takes Resident Evil 4 and it modernizes it and expands it in a way that technology can allow for now and gives us lots of content and cool things to do and it gives the same kind of feeling that 4 had, which I have not gotten from Resident Evil since. I don't know, I think they tried to emulate it in parts but then quickly gave up. But for those who have played Resident Evil 4, you know that it just has, it puts out this vibe. It's very self-aware and tongue-in-cheek and it's great. Yeah, I would just have the standard cynicalness of like, I doubt it, but we'll see because remakes are often disappointing in some ways. They'll change stuff and you're just like, why the fuck do you change that? Because yeah, yeah, because I think they should do, let's do the three big sections, the village, the castle, the island. Let's expand them. Let's spend more time in each one. Let's do better weapon balancing and you actually kind of fix some of the things that it doesn't do as well. Let's take some of the really big key moments, keep them but change them a little bit, you know, so that you could tell that they're trying to do an old thing in a new way. You know, like whether it's the first Alhigante fight, whether it's some of the smaller things, like maybe a truck trying to ram you down a hill before the castle, whether it's, oh, do you think they're going to be allowed to put Ramon Salazar in it because he's a midget? I don't know what they're going to, I don't know, I don't know. I think the problem you could end up be highlighting here is the same thing that happened with the Lion King where don't change it unless you understand why they made it that way in the first place. If you don't understand it and you just change it, you're going to fuck things up without realizing it. I think one of the best things that can happen is they put someone in charge who adores Resident Evil 4, plays that game and says, oh, now that we have all this technology and money, now we can do this, now we can do this, now we can add an extra section here, now we can expand this game and really give people like a super duper Resident Evil 4 and, but I don't know. Moodle, we in chat desperately want a hot tub, a DS2 hot tub stream, we deserve a DS2 hot tub stream, please correct this lack of DS2 hot tub streams. A hot tub stream is legal in Germany also, hello? I mean, oh, okay, all right, that's fair enough. Oh yeah, I guess. Yeah, I want to see him play Dead Space 2 in a hot tub. You guys reckon today's movies are becoming more like video games and video games are becoming more like movies? Maybe if you go like Rise of Skywalker where the plot feels video gaming in terms of go here to get this and then go here to get this and then instead of spending time with characters, which is still something you can do in video games, but maybe that's what they mean, I'm not sure. I don't know. If they're talking about video games becoming far more cinematic, I think we're already sort of seeing that happen a lot. We've been seeing it for a while. Yes, we have. And as for games becoming, sorry, and as for movies becoming more gaming, maybe more faithful to the source? I also think we're starting to see that. But luckily movies and games are so broad, particularly games, because I think the floor to get in on a game is a lot easier because you have so much control of what you do with movies. But it seems like in games, there's just so many things coming out all the time and all kinds of styles and genres, and no one shies away from a particular thing that we're always going to have something for the style you want. Maybe it's always been the strength of games that I've always really admired. There's just always something for everyone. Does that not apply to movies? Yeah, but I just think to a greater degree it applies to games. What books? I don't know about books. I assume so with books, but I'm just not in the book kind of world. I don't know what the book meta is. I know we've been under the assumption that Fringo was a plague doctor, but would it be too far-fetched to assume that his goo is actually some type of mutagen? He's in fact a mutated emu monstrosity designed to mingle and learn our ways before the attack? That's sad. Repostrous. Yeah, it is preposterous. No one should think that anymore. Inconceivable. Yeah, we could have stopped that crazy conspiracy. So great of Disney to help make a movie critical of Weinstein, but gave his assistant, who more than likely knew slash helped a Stowell's project law. Yeah. All the people who like approved of Weinstein dramatically and were close by him in a lot of ways, just like they just, they just, I'm sure they're hoping to just slink away. I don't think for the Jimmy Savile stuff, it's like there's gotta be people who knew and who are just keeping their head down. I feel like slink away is an apt description for that, isn't it? Yeah. And have gradually shift out of the frame, you know, like just very slowly without calling attention to themselves. Then of course it sucks because there probably are some people who are relatively close to these kinds of people and they didn't see anything. And at that point, you can only feel guilty. Because in that Jimmy Savile documentary, there were a few people who their discussions were just like, I don't know, he was always really nice to me. Like, and that was it. It was never anything else. Ah, hero gents. On a solo road trip across the US, this podcast is just what I needed for the first 10 hours. Also, high rags. Ah, nice. Hello. Thoughts on the Yelena character? She was the only one I liked and I hated that she was debuted in this. That's the sister, right? Yes. Yeah, Yelena. Yeah, they were all crap. Sorry. Hey, this is before I made the bi-brido video. I got a whole section on each character and why they're all terrible. It's all good. That's true. You do. They're all great. No. Terrible. If you haven't seen Black Widow, I envy you. Yeah, there's a few people out there, I think. Faped its vortex. You guys heard of slash watched Beast Stars? I think it did a neat job of using minor gore scenes to tell a good story while invincible and sore trying to make the story out of hard gore scenes. Also, high. Hello. I know of Beast Stars. It's a show and a manga, but I don't know anything about it. Same. Um, and I wouldn't say that that's something invincible and sore make story out of hardcore gore. They just have hardcore gore. Like, uh, sore story criticism is more so like how obsessed it is with trying to be twisty and stuff and it usually ends up being funny. Like, I don't think they've ever made try to make story out of gore. Their story might comport in such a way that they get to have gore scenes in the same way that Disney's doing that with fight scenes. But Beast Stars handling gore well is just like, yeah, I mean, kind of hard to say, right? It's like, you don't want to be excessive. A hard line. So I came here to say gay stuff, so gay stuff. Oh, you've exceeded, I guess. I would love to watch rags play the Souls games. I know he hasn't interested in them, but could Molar Metal try to sell him on giving them a shot? Uh, he has given them a shot, right? I think I played Dark Souls 3 for a little bit, and I was like, and I just never care to go back. I just, I just don't care. This particular vibe with those games, they are firmly in the category of I completely get it, people don't enjoy this. Bringing asking about self-awareness with character writing, it's pathetic that Marvel lately, with that Marvel, lately, the idea of not knowing who the outright villains and heroes are based on morality and actions. It's like a pandemic now. Yeah, and I feel like a lot of it just does stem from not recognizing what you've essentially done, you know? Like when you make storytelling choices, but then you don't think about the implications, I feel like that's much more what it is than, you know, like the two way people would be surprised by like, what do you mean? Like Natasha got destroyed because she buried a prison full of snow. It's like, you know, you baffled. Oh, Wonder Woman, right? Oh, that one, there's a clearance. I don't know, because that one, hell. You know, hell. I would say no one on set who was like, um, this is very bad. This is rape. Yeah. What a stupid movie, man. Wonder Woman 1984, such a dumb movie. That's bad. It's a bad. They fucked up the one. Yeah, true. That's just, that is a problem we have to deal with right now is they can't even tell what they're doing. How are you supposed to tell the good guys from the bad guys, as Falcon would say, only to then become part of that same, yep, from that same epidemic? They combine Nat meeting Clint and him sparing her the Budapest mission and Drake's daughter and cram them all into one story reminds me of Solo. A bit, doesn't it? Yeah. Hey, look, this is how they, the Kessel run and then Cthulhu just dropped it to a black hole. That was necessary. Okay. It's just, I don't believe that happened. Like that part in that movie. I think for some weird reason that when that happened, I was like, what the fuck? Like what is happening? You say for some reason? Well, I mean, like, I guess, I guess I were, I meant to say, like it came, it came across as the most surprising part of that movie I think. Yeah, I get you. I just, I don't know why you wouldn't immediately appeal the fact that giant Cthulhu monster, that would probably be the reason, right? Yeah, yeah, I just, I didn't expect that. Yeah. Oilers from the TVA, EFAP will eventually prove that 80% of Hollywood movies are more expensive versions of The Room. I'm ready for that arc. Thank you for the hours of entertainment or enjoyment, sorry, but yeah. Thank you. Metal smells like sauerkraut, racist yes, but my kink. I don't know what to make of that. Just gonna move on. Yep, move on. They'll never do the Hawkeye slash Black Widow origin story because it would require a strong independent woman to be defeated and spared by a man. Is it sad that I think that might have entered into it? I think it's like, you can make that story anything you want. The fact is, he doesn't know he's coming for it, so there's no reason to assume that like, it doesn't mean that he's better than her, right? It just means that he outplayed her in that instance. And then the story is about how they, he spares her and they team up. There's loads of, like, why do we have to worry about whether or not it's, because like, they did more damage to Natasha than that story ever could. They just don't understand it that way, so yeah, maybe. It was really unfortunate because I think if we got rid of Hawkeye, the show and Black Widow, the movie and made them their own prequel movie, everyone would have preferred it. A.L.E.Fab question. What was the size difference between the Red Room and Ultron's Flying Rock? Did the Red Room have caused an extinction event? Also, Hyrex? I think the Red Room is way smaller. And also, the Red Room wasn't moving as fast. Yeah, it like, it like, falls. Yeah, the thrusters are still, I think some, you know, it's not falling, not freefall, it seems. Meanwhile, Ultrons is, yeah, not only freefalling, but there's thrusters firing it down, so. And it's much bigger. It's fucking huge. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's still a problem, like that whole event in terms of something probably gets causing something. Dracov's like the most Mustache Twillie MCU villain. I don't even know, he's just, it's just terrible. Ah, I mean, Yellow Jacket. Yeah, that's what I think of when I think Mustache Twillie. When I think of Dracov, I'm just like, what a wholly written thing that is. Too many women. That's all I got. And I'm like, all right. He is no snidely whiplash. Oh, thank you. Yeah, I think, I think we've given some thought to that. I think that's, that's on, it's on a form of a way, eventually one day. We'll give a, give a little lot to see. It'd be nice to sort of get a refresh of it to know just how well it holds up. The only piece of information I ever remember about it, before having seen it was just everyone was saying, it takes them ages to get to Skull Island. It's like, hey, but what if that ages is really good stuff? Yeah, it really did like the Skull Island stuff. All those monsters and stuff. Even in the Skull Island one, I was like, ooh, this place is, I don't want to be here. I remember when they meet up with the native people and stuff, they very much get close to doing some horror shit. They almost get sacrificed or whatever and interrupted by Kong's roar, I think. And Peter Jack's going? Yeah. Oh yeah. Like one of the guys gets fucking a spear phone at them and then they almost start to kill everybody and then Kong comes and right just at the right moment. Like, yeah. It's like, oh shit, it's not fun. Yeah, they definitely brush along horror stuff. I mean, the fucking bug canyon and things like that. Oh God, I'm not looking forward to ever seeing that again. I know I will. I've always felt horrible about Andy Serkis in that scene. That deleted scene with like the swamp monster. Yeah. Which is like something I kind of look forward to when I watch that kind of movie. I was like, as long as Skull Island is full of terrifying monsters and everything, then I'm like, all right. Easy. She's a Sith. Getting by cars makes her stronger. Getting hit by cars, I assume they mean. What if they kill you, though? They did not make me stronger. Rags touch my underside. No, don't from the knife. I want to die. No, don't from the knife. He's sometimes just like, so they write out and then they hit send and they don't they don't read it. Yeah, guys, I promise you we are more than happy to answer your questions and respond to your thoughts, but you do not have to hit enter if you're not ready to send that particular message. Make it nice and slow. You know, you don't have to rush. Also, pardon me. I need to use the loo and I will be back in a moment. Never phase pond harder than when I asked my friends how nobody found the red room and they responded, well, how did no one find Wakanda? But they said phase force sucks. It's like, maybe this person thinks that Wakanda being hidden makes more sense, which kind of not really because Wakanda is a whole country, you know, red room moves and it's really high up and it's a facility rather than a country. I just think it's stupid that both of them were found. In fact, we know that Wakanda was found. It's just only by a select few people and it's still just a myth. Like, hmm, all right. More as red, red gas. I'd be happy to create a fun gas. Wonder if Paul blood effect is for China censorship. Does that something China prefer to be censored? I'm pretty sure that's what America kind of dials down on as well, right? Like, if you have too much blood then you are, then you end up all right. I'm going to see Black Widow tomorrow with my family and I have no idea why the hell I agreed to do that. I still need to rewatch this eFab after that. Have fun. You must really love your family or really hate them. I don't know. I guess we know. Braggs, I just inherited a Smith & Wesson 357 Magnum from my grandpa. I've shot some handguns before but nothing like this. Any advice? Uh, practice proper gun safety. Take care of it. Keep it clean. There's basic stuff like that. Yeah, I guess there was something like, is there any specific advice for that gun? But have you used that gun? Oh, no, I'm not. No, I don't. I only have one revolver. Really don't have much advice to give apart from just the basic stuff. Be safe, keep it clean so that it, because those things will keep their value a lot of the times. Guns can keep their value. To take care of it, be responsible, and enjoy it, you know? Have a good time. Yee. Man, Disney really doesn't like the concept of free will. Well, this movie's about getting it back for the Black Widows. Very emotional experience. Very potent. Imagine if Black Widows were patriots and did all that crap willingly in the service of the country. So much more potential than stupid mind control. What do you mean, like they were all... How's that? What do you mean? A lot of what they did was like killing political targets and stuff. I guess if there was some sort of ideology that they were trying to propagate that they believed in rather than being controlled like that. Like Russia just did in general? Well, you know, just... Or maybe it would be that they're simply like a more interesting concept might be, well, they seem to express a perspective, you know, in favor of these things, but how much of that should we just attribute to their conditioning essentially by living this life? Yeah, presumably they would have been conditioned no matter what. But I guess this is advocating that... As opposed to right to mind control, you know, that it's like they've essentially been manipulated more so than they have no agency at all. As for that being more interesting, I think I agree because this was all new, right? Like, that their mind controlled. We thought they were conditioned in the more traditional sense. Yeah, not that they had like a thing in their brain that made it impossible for them to, you know... Yeah, that's sorted out by red gas. Doing... I don't know why... Yeah, that's that. It would even fit the current Russian political narrative, you know, that they're trying to fit the current Russian political narrative. We are alone in a besieged fortress. Enemies, Americans are everywhere. So sad. You could definitely do that. I just... You know for a fact they wanted to make it so that all the Black Widows were innocent. Yeah, of course. Quickly innocent. Which is interesting, right? Because they're all different people. We have no idea what they think and feel. I don't even know if they'll... I don't even know what their plan is with that. They've got a lot of Black Widows there that... Probably Black Widow too, right? With Yelena. Yeah, you just wonder what kind of plot line will involve them. Maybe they'll come in at the end and help her with something. They drop the red room with no idea if it's directly above a city. They have to be in North America because Ross is there immediately too. So, I think that's a mistake. I think they are still in Russia because it's just that Ross just appears fucking really fast. I guess we have to assume he was sitting on a jet waiting for the go-ahead, you know, I don't know. It's silly, I know. Ross lives on a jet ready to appear in whatever scene he's needed. Not anymore. The new IDs still have his face. A very wanted criminal, apparently no one will recognize her face, which has a different name. That this is a huge problem in the movie. He's Black Widow. He's famous as fuck. You said in your video she's more famous in her world than Scarlett Johansson is in ours. And everyone knows Scarlett Johansson. Yeah. You fucking walked into like your convenience store. You'd be like, holy shit, that she's like, no, no, no, I'm, I'm Jane. Like, oh. And then also, you know, she's wanted. You'd be like, oh, hi, Jane. What would you like to buy? That's just slowly nudging your hand over to the silent alarm. Hopefully not the one from The Simpsons. Yeah. Silent alarm activate. What? What is the point? That's such a great gag. Silent alarm activate. Ross. Ross borrowed that surface to air missile from Victor Zazz. That woman is here to bring some logic to the MC. Oh, remember when they called an RPG a surface to air missile? It's an RPG. He had it under his. He just pulls it out from his bar. It's like, wait, what? That was one of the funniest scenes in that show. Oh, that's another thing we'll have to do when we finish the Batwoman coverage. It's like a montage of the best moments. Yeah. It's like in Bamboreum, this fucking worthless, stupid circus of a show. But why not? You people are idiots. Obviously they have to make these poor fighting choices, or else the TVA will melt them. Very well. That barrel was stronger than wharf. What barrel? I don't remember. Barrel. Was there a barrel somewhere? I guess there was. I can't remember. I don't know what. I was gonna say, why are they trying to make us remember this film? How cruel. Yeah. Don't they know that we were going to read these three years after they sent it? Aluminium can is more durable than Neva. She dead can. Does someone get hit by a can of something or a barrel? They said the Neva. Who's Neva? I will remember no Neva. Mola's PC is dying. The TLJ lovers have attacked. This is what the Spiders predicted long have they foreseen this doom. And yet I'm on the same PC a year later. Because it's still chugging along. It was... I just took the side panel off and got a fan on it now, which keeps it from exploding. But I still don't imagine it's got a significant amount of time left. Well, let's hope it does. It makes no sense she is this strong taskmaster in the comics did have a super soldier serum which explained his strength. But it's this taskmaster should not unless the chip enhances his strength, which I don't think it does. Is there anything in the suit that we're supposed to assume does anything? I don't know. Because yeah, Olga is a very blender lady. Is it Danny Lane? Oh boy, oh boy. I have been waiting for this breakdown for two weeks now. I have 20 bucks for suffering through this festering pile of Marvel sludge that does nothing but set up the Hawkeye TV show. I guess it leads into it. But it's a TV show, right? Well, I think that I would even go as far as saying Black Widow as a film was like a it's setting up Yelena. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's the set up much more so than anything to do with Hawkeye. Oh, she turns up. Yeah. But I mean, the show is probably a lot more about Clint and Kate Bishop more so than Yelena, right? Oh, yeah. Well, actually, I don't know. I have no idea how long she's in it for or whatever she even does in it. I know they cry together in it. That's all I got. Yeah. You'd think that a cinematic universe who's inciting incident is a person being mortally wounded by an explosion that they'd be very stringent about realistic injury from explosions, wouldn't you? Nope. That's the funny thing about the I.M.M. one is like some people would bring it up as like C. We've done this before where explosions don't kill people. It's like, man. Mmm. Yeah. It didn't kill him. You're right about that. Taskmaster had character and what's upsetting is that it takes place after Civil War and Taskmaster in the comics taught crossbones and that could have been a connector to Civil War and how future villains be taught by him. I think it's such a way to talk master. It was perfect to have Taskmaster. This is a character in I think I've referenced it before. The show Alias. I mean, you guys have maybe have heard of it. I am aware of it, yeah. The premise of that show is there's a secret organization under the CIA, I think, that do like really covert ops that are at time is very, very controversial. And a lot of it starts to get focused around this. They're finding these machines from a creator named Rambaldi and there's a big mystery behind if you get every one of his machines you may unlock fucking infinite life or something like that. It gets a little crazy. But each season and then minor arcs within the season have different like major villains. And when we first meet one of the subordinates of one of these first villains he's called Sark. I think it's Julius Sark and he's played by an actor who quite fun and charismatic. And I think the first time they beat him just narrowly gets away. And then he turns up because he's a basically a mercenary as working for the next villain. And he's just like an opportunist looking for money and stuff. And so now you've got a person who we know how threatening he is. We have a back and forth chemistry with the characters already. And we actually like the actor playing him. So there's a lot of things you can benefit from by doing that. And I think Taskmaster should have been that in the MCU. Wouldn't really cool a mercenary who's really fucking clever. And he doesn't actually give a shit about any of the goals the person he's working for. He just wants to you know fight where needed to be and make things happen to get the money. It's like his only thing. Oh yeah some ulterior motive that will not be learned until yeah down the road. And yeah I like that idea he's not like evil. But he's an opportunist. Yeah I like that. You know works for the good guys works for the bad guys. Maybe he's on our side today. Maybe he's not tomorrow but he's got some leverage to where we might not be able to just capture him. Classic opportunity there as well to have stories we team up with him because of circumstances working that way. There's no reason why like a Taskmaster type character wouldn't want to stop Thanos you know. Absolutely. I thought yeah I don't want to. Like imagine they contact him because he's got I don't know some ability or opportunity that could be really helpful for a particular element of their story and he agrees because of that. It's just like there's so much narrative potential and then yeah they're almost disappointed then after that sort of event that he's back working for whatever villain of the week it is this time. Just this long-running character and then you know his death you just want to tie it into what the main story has been all about regarding him that it wouldn't need to happen for a long time. And just try and make sure you justify that he has escapes because that's his whole thing. He just doesn't care to actually fulfill whatever principle he's fighting for necessarily because he's more so about surviving ultimately. And that could have been Taskmaster. The fucking insanity that the writer of Black Widow said how do we involve a Black sorry a character like Taskmaster in this story about like Black Widows and the Russian shit like how can we bring him in? This doesn't really make sense. We had to make it so that it was Dreykov's daughter. It's just like the fuck how do we bring it a mercenary? I have a pre-example but the price is just right. That's it. It's one of the easiest characters to bring in. Just give him a job. The spider that walked into your fan was trying to warn you. He traded his life to warn you and we took his message for granted. Or have him make he rest. How did they choose Taskmaster? Randomly pulled the name out of a bag with the label male character to be turned into a woman. I don't I don't I'm not as simple as Taskmaster he's in the comics and then somewhere in the process they decided to make that change. Bizarre that they wouldn't really keep that one for later use considering the power set that yeah well I mean nobody was happy with that or at least it seems like most people aren't happy with Taskmaster. Complete waste. I don't see how you would be in any way. We actually like the character because he's nothing like she's sorry she's nothing like the character. The character the powers and the aesthetic it's all just like it's like the worst of everything. Yeah I bet. All too familiar at this point. Deadpool in the comics beat Taskmaster by copying TV dancing with the stars constantly making it up as he goes. This could be adapted for Black Widow. Hell yeah we went over this when we first covered it just the heroes have to eventually just start adopting unpredictable patterns that would be so fucking cool. Exactly like god damn. It's almost like infuriating it's like how did you not notice this payoff and then if you did and just didn't want to have it. Why? Yeah. Why must you do this? Why why why why why? My sister thinks Cruella is good. Help. Oh so sorry. How was Taskmaster mimicking Black Panther's claws? Black Panther is not known to the world at this point. Even from its footage in the airport that would have just happened. So she made the claws when? That's what it's not a whole it's a in drive-ins I guess that that happened that quickly. So is Taskmaster's yeah and if you're I wonder how many things you could do as Taskmaster before your potency with each of those things really gets watered down. You know like if you have five things you do is like maybe you're really good at them but if you start to get like 10 things 15 things you're like well how how good are you really at all of those things? At that point you would depend on how Taskmaster works. If it was like a machine that was programmed it's supposed to be really good at all of them but if it's a person who's going by memory yeah I don't know. They can totally have a male Taskmaster but he'll be a poor copy of the female Taskmaster. Though how can they make him worse wait for the quip saying the other one was better? I don't think they'll have a male Taskmaster at this point. I can't imagine them doing that. It'll be it'll be almost like admitting they kind of fucked up. They don't tend to do that. Sounds like your CPU fan is broken. Certainly one of them is. One of the two? Well one of them can mean a lot of them right? No generally your CPU cooler only has I mean by default generally the the ones that come with the CPU will only have one fan. There can be many fans in your PC but generally only one or two of them will be CPU fans for the CPU cooler. Like I have two CPU fans they're attached on either side of the the grill of the CPU cooler. Well in that case maybe I don't know. I know it used to at one point it was fine and then it made chuggy sounds and now it doesn't make any sounds at all because I'm pretty sure it's not spinning anymore. But obviously the main thing I've done is just keep an eye on temperatures the whole time and it got real bad and then the side panel came off the fan is put on it. One of them custom fans that you have on the buy from the interwebs and the CPU well amps on the PC in general are just all pretty good now so I was like guess we'll keep it that way for a little bit. Yeah I kind of have a setup to where my my computer's over to the left and it's up on a desk and I have a fan that is constantly blowing on me and the fan sort of intersects with the PC you know because it's a pretty good fan I don't need it all blowing on me so I kind of have part of the fan just blowing kind of into the PC and it's just kind of there's just sort of circulating around and yeah it works pretty well. The fan is multi-purpose it's one and it's one of those it's a big but cheap fan from Amazon and it's just been running like 24 seven for months and months now and it's pretty darn quiet and it's got a lot of good blowing power I'm very happy with it. Um love the show here's some scratch for the task manager nice veto being tizm in chat to be fair that's really ever not tizmy someway a familiarity Asmester can't predict Deadpool because he's too random well um yeah I don't know I just there's no real I don't think they've made clear what Deadpool's fighting style is in his movies yet and I haven't read Deadpool comics so I guess it would be that he's just an unpredictable person that's fine with me like uh I think that's even cool this is the thing like Captain America I think would be a really cool one for task master to show off task master to show off his like abilities a fight where Cap like you know bursts in is doing really well and starts to be 50-50 until Cap can't land a single hit mm-hmm it'll be a really fun scene to have but no Deadpool and the comics beat task master oh yeah it's the same thing as um the other one said fair enough the computer probably are definitely on his mind also henlo ragu henlo all right rags doesn't talk about more to have a one stream challenge ultra difficulty he doesn't talk about more about how in ages I haven't though it just so happened someone showed me a funny more to have video before we did this recording and now I kind of have the itch to start playing again that is a funny game JK I love it when you Dumbos talk about stuff you really like play DDLC we don't like DDLC we don't dislike it either so it's up in the air it's up in the air who knows the air is up the air it is up praise the air my sister oh wait I read on movie would have been better if Greg Davis was under the mask and the reveal was that the film was an April Fool's joke that got delayed by the pandemic I think it is Kevin Feige under the mask hi I'm Kevin Feige see you tomorrow I'm here to tell you this movie is bad thought it was good I'm here to tell you that this movie was a literal joke it was a test if you thought it was good you're wrong we purposefully decided to try and ruin all these characters and have a plot that didn't make sense if you didn't notice shame on you you failed the test please leave the theater refunds will not be issued art has no defined purpose discuss purpose I guess it's too expressed yeah to express yourself yeah well is that the purpose or is that just an aspect of it necessarily yeah I guess like someone could come along and say I have absolutely no passion or desire to express myself I merely must in order to produce the art and the reason why I'm producing the art is because I want accolades and fame right so I don't know but well I think that I don't think that would I mean that would still be them expressing themselves in that art that they make yeah I express I thought the purpose right the purpose they yeah that I I see what you mean I see what you mean that purpose yeah I suppose so uh yeah the purpose something would be yeah because things can be made with an intent but I think that's different from what it actually is when we discussed what makes art art I think part of your definition involved an intention right because you I think you said like if it didn't have intention then it would just be like if I poop and then I look down and I'm like oh my god it's it's the Mona Lisa you wouldn't consider that art because this yeah I don't think I don't think in that case because it's incidental and even though it was made by a person so to speak it wasn't any express like active expression so yeah I don't think that would qualify as art it could be perceived as beautiful I guess but it wouldn't be doing a difference there though is the if I said as I was pooping man I really hope I can make a pretty good picture with this one and then I go oh shit it did sweet the desire I think that might be just the desire to express yourself and it incidentally happens you still wouldn't call that out I don't think so I don't think so um and then I can't believe we're still on this one but I mean it's just though I'm I'm slightly moving my ass in a particular way to try and do my best to to to create the image of the Mona Lisa is it odd then maybe I think surely at that point it is I think so yeah I'd say yeah I think so I think that would technically be art that would be interesting though in terms of like if there's an art gallery and you see a painting you really enjoy and then above it it says like created unintentionally so please don't regard as art sort of thing you know I imagine you wouldn't give a shit at that point you just be like well yeah but I like the painting hey Mauler I know Mando is usually praised online but I was wondering if you're you've seen a video on YouTube called why Mando season two is kind of crap if not I'd recommend giving it a watch also high rags it's not hello it's not kind of crap though it's awful so I was about to say I've seen a video called why Mando season two is fucking terrible it's in the form of like seven eight videos it's on this channel called Mula EFAP I think I've heard of Mando yeah they go into depth on all the episodes they hated it well I guess I I don't know if I'd say I hate Mando it's just bad I don't hate it I I'm more upset at the meta aspect of it's just a terrible show that people seem to really like and it is full of the things that I do not want to have happen particularly with Luke Skywalker hmm um anything can be objectively measured including music as long as you've set the metrics you're using to measure against them standard you'll measure oh sorry yeah measure and then measure again um what you're highlighting there is actually the the cringe I find with people who overcorrect about the wit objective where they're like you know it should never be used in the context like whoa hang on like everyone uses it to mean that um they've made a statement that doesn't regard their own personal feelings or judgment rather like that's that's a thing we don't need to believe the standard comes intrinsically with the category of thing like you can ignore that part but if you really want to say like you can't even say a statement that's objective and then you do the thing where you're like unless of course you say fucking Ben Affleck did star as Batman you like you say that dismissively when it's just like so you've just opened up a huge uh yeah problem with your statements earlier yeah it's like yeah let's start there that's a good point absolutely I agree let's let's start there and carry on Taskmaster is Robocop oh my god Murph what happened to you let's say may it reminds me of Instella oh no that's bad you watched it recently you gave it a black hole out of 10 I heard you black hole out of 10 that's pretty it's pretty dense of you it is it is a dense score and no quality can escape uh the gun scene just made me think of the gun fight at the end of Resident Evil Vendetta I haven't seen that one if that's like an animated one I think it's an animated one the one that gets me dawned on oh the meme fight yeah okay I've seen that that's great man imagine seeing that like candidly instead of it being set up as a stupid scene like just seeing that because you just wanted to watch that Resident Evil movie I wonder if who knows maybe one day we'll watch the Resident Evil animated ones and see if they're just as bonkers and weird as the they have a better reputation but I imagine they are pretty bonkers yeah I hope so I hope so I don't want to pull any punches on the crazy train um I'm a zoology student and you all made some really big mistakes and assumptions on the last e-fap I made a post on reddit about the bear tiger debate wow okay I mean it was all speculation for the most part I think that was probably when we read because I remember we did during that discussion we did read something that someone had wrote so I think we did and I'm pretty sure they sided with the bear sorry and that was I think that was the conclusion on that one yeah I think you're right I think we did read it out and this is the thing it's just um a lot of it's really you can't even give a definitive answer as long as we all agree that's fucking the truth that's great as a starting point you can just talk about likelihoods huh um yeah no need to be a party pooper and be like nobody can be right when they say the bear loses it's like come on said by veto in chat I can objectively define things that hitler did I can subjectively claim whether they are good or bad I have some questions god all right that's actually you can go for you can objectively qualify whether an action is good or bad once you have a system to work with and criteria and you define things yeah you can absolutely actually what the last chat went over or one of the last ones yeah absolutely like is morality subjective sure but once you have a moral framework to work in you can assess actions and things objectively we how many times we've been over this having system to work with if someone says you can't say black widow is bad because it made let's just say for the sake of argument a billion dollars and it's like so your definition of good then is reaching a particular amount of money made and then they'd be like well no just because something made a lot of money doesn't mean it's good and then you'd be like can you please tell me what it means to be good because I don't know what like what are you what are you saying and if they eventually said like well there isn't anyways like well you should have opened with that instead because a lot of people just have a specific definition of where they're using good and it can change on context I'm totally fine with that but once we figure it out IE how consistent IE the the internal how internally consistent it is um then then yeah it'll be easy but if you were like will know because it still make money will know because people still really like it will know because it uh represents something culturally it should be like oh well I don't care about any of those standards unlike I wouldn't just throw it out for no reason at all if they wanted to know why I'd just be like because a lot of the time you'll get scenarios where like something made loads of money but good god it's fucking terrible transformers is obviously the one everyone goes with like okay culturally impactful and yet terrible I mean Black Panther I guess like okay um he's considered great but it's terrible BioShock Infinite so it's like yeah so what's the key what's the key part of all this then it's like well find me a system better than internal consistency because Black Panther transformers and BioShock Infinite all fail miserably on those ones seems to answer the question interesting collar bullets probably a 9 by 39 millimeter used by Spetsnaz I remember the collar bullets so funny uh I have to double check what they look like uh I don't know I don't think so maybe but I don't think so I wouldn't it's just silly to have just like what like three random bullets just on your collar and little loops there's like why don't you just have like a pouch that has entire magazines it looks cool like a sculpture very cool that is true I didn't consider that was my mistake I didn't consider how very cool it looked because when I saw it and I was confused and annoyed what I really that was just me trying to rationalize thought I thought it looked so cool it must not have been true oh that was there was something that happened in the stellar I don't remember what it was anymore but uh I was pointing out how it was dumb and Duma said yes but to be fair there is an element of rule of cool here and I was like no no no not doing that I'm dealing with that shit well the thing is like when rule of cool happens in like a tabletop role-playing game where if you're at your player and you say hey DM listen I'm gonna pitch you this thing and it's gonna be really cool would you let me do it and the GM says you know what rule of cool I'm gonna let you do it it's done with this understanding that it's not consistent or it doesn't quite follow the rules but it's so creative and cool that you just allow it anyway for the sake of having fun like it's built into the aspect of rule of cool is that the only reason that it's being approved of is because it's cool and for not an actual reason reminding me of how we try to explain what nitpick means based on how everyone uses it but no one seems to realize what it means like people use nitpick to mean you're talking about something that isn't a problem when what they really mean is it is a problem it's just really small in in effect yeah you ask 10 people you might get 10 different answers but we've been consistent on our our nitpick definition a tiny thing does not necessarily mean tiny consequences or if it does that's fine just don't then be like it's not a problem at all it's like well no it is that's why we're highlighting it it's just that it's not significant oh and and then you're right that some people will call literally fucking everything in nitpick makes you wonder what they think is an actual problem oh yeah can actual problems exist at that point you wonder that with some people well I mean you know the audio and visuals are working oh no right shut up rags fully trained killing machine assassins don't know how to use handguns yeah that was really fucking annoying the black widows she had a pistol she didn't use it and that's stupid it's fine you might need to buy a new cooler and change paste well you know a year on and the thing is is trucking along and it's been pretty well behaved PC now so I'm still looking to get a new one but we'll get there um easy answer is the writer saw Jason Bourne fight with a rolled magazine I don't even remember that not seen the Bourne films in quite some time likewise which is the best one what do people usually think as far as the Bourne movies I don't think I've seen any historically Taskmaster trained crossbones and John Walker US agent from Calvin Silder that part of the reason Walker such a crazy good soldier that would be really fucking cool to have him be relevant to these characters put him throughout the MCU he can be a little consistent element yeah so that when he finally is prominent in the show you're like hey I know you sort of yeah I have a thing I'll start to learn know you a lot more I hope they don't ruin you or do you dirty more like this one just says Robert Downey Jr. is 50 huh good for him they could be but we use so this just says they could be but we phones for fuck's sake they could be but we phones for fuck's sake telling you guys I wish I knew what thought you were trying to convey oh they follow up we're saying burner phones damn it and I'm sitting here like okay but now your sentence says they could be but we burner phones and so don't know I hate it not at all yeah they had they had two super chats that give you both of those would have given you a sentence so it can be as long as double the first one so I just I don't know what I don't know what you're saying is what I'm saying I'm sorry I'm so sorry why is your national plant an onion moeller onion is oh is it more stuff than you realize all right onions great onions the taste from onion is oh I hate onions you don't even know how much you like onions it's in loads of shit I hate onions I don't know if I don't like the texture of onion but I like the taste I yeah I'm just you say that but yeah there's onion in lots of stuff yeah I'm almost certain rags likes a lot of things that he doesn't realize onion is in I'm sure that that there like I know onion powder is a thing that's in a lot of stuff and some things can be I like some things that probably have onion powder in it but as far as I don't I really don't like that maybe I just like them despite it but I've never like onion stuff is just I just really don't like it really don't like it okay okay why isn't she being monitored by shield now sword while also wear cap lol or sam lol and what we the movie says I don't buy it well I guess we don't need to see what cap and falcon are up to she seems to be just chilling on her own at that point which is just after civil war right so actually it's during civil war sorry it's not after civil war oh yeah that's right it's so fucking insane that it takes place in civil war wow yeah isn't that nuts she went off and had her own little mini adventure before it's well mini it's huge huge I mean yeah I guess a huge it I you know but I guess was it before the airport or after it's after the airport yeah it's after the airport so between the airport and then we see her again yeah the idea is she talks to Tony who says like they come for you and then she would like goes into her accounts and just becomes a secret person does all the shit in black widow and then right at the end she gets the the jet and goes and finds Steve to help him break them out of the the raft that's the idea yeah which is insane uh remember how the winter soldier was a Russian asset why not call Bucky he's just helping on rhinos um because that winter soldier was being controlled by the Soviets and Hydra um I was Hydra in the Soviet Union I don't this is the thing I remember trying to look into this to figure out exactly what the continuity is and I'm not even sure what it is anymore because he's very Russian but at the same time winter soldier is all about how Hydra have complete control over him the Hydra and Soviet Union are different things I think they must have taken control of like the research and the code words and stuff because yeah but the Soviet Union and Hydra were probably not at all allies I don't know exactly what I remember checking the wiki and not finding the answer but I'm not sure what happened where and when to explain all that um hey I was in the building during 9-11 but I was trained in managing pain I forgot how to fly though I think it's referencing the fact that she jumped off the thing oh yeah I think uh remember when assassins were stealthy winter soldier was a ghost lol I wish we could reference winter soldier positively in that regard but the man the man like does not care about being found in that movie not in that movie he certainly doesn't yeah think of the time when he very well assassinates Nick Fury with a sniper he still gets found by Steve and you can't be like well use the Steve's a winter soldier Steve's a super soldier he'd be like yes there's a winter soldier so if you'd remember how long Steve spends in the apartment before even going out of it after Nick is shot like he just stands around he has to has to it's it's bullshit it's a bad movie how else to get the cool scenery grabs a shield and then he doesn't steal it and then he doesn't keep it holy shit I'd be taking that why the hell didn't he take it why didn't he take it one of the best assets one of your biggest enemies has but all right fine and now it's yours do you imagine about him having to fight without the shield he has to get it back from like the next time he encounters winter soldier winter soldier has it and he has to fight for it again yeah cool but then we wouldn't have had the scene where he charges the dude with the minigun yep she with his shield oh the Russian accent in Black Widow is just terrible caricature I'm Russian I know a lot of Russians who can speak English more or less good but no one has such a thick stupid accent as the Russians in Black Widow that's just the stereotype they always do it that way every single one does it's a Russian line they tell that to all of the outsiders so that we don't think they're as silly as they are for Russian they all sound for Russian um and yes Russians never speak English among themselves also they said a bunch of Russian stuff I don't know what that is I think they're saying high rags oh but it'd be it someone said earlier in the stream that southpaw said civil war is bad on income that's not true we didn't mention civil war yesterday high rags and magic it hi um I'm pretty sure he thinks it's bad it doesn't matter it's fine totally fine veto in e-fap one 150 please I'm afraid we've already had one 50 it's in the past I cannot change the guests of it now I'm so sorry I'm less James Bond famous for his time travel technically it is famous for time travel because that man couldn't have existed in every one of those movies of that age I'm sorry it just doesn't make sense I think it's uh that 007 is a designation right and there's always a different 007 person you actually think I thought that was happened to me named James maybe that maybe that's a code name like you or James Bond wait are you both under the impression that the continuity isn't that he's the same guy throughout all those movies oh no no no I thought I I knew that he was but that there would be that like if he died in universe someone else could just be 007 I think in universe it's a designation but in regards to he's been alive for fucking ages that's a sliding time scale thing right that's that's we just got done talking about super soldiers MI6 has their own super soldier serum but it doesn't make you super strong it just makes you change your body slowly over time and you don't get too old and in between movies you just sort of undergo you have a cocoon at the bottom of big Ben and you you you hear the chimes bing boom bing boom and then the queen comes by with her wand and goes and then a new James Bond emerges from a cocoon this is a bit of a tangent but I've just seen this on Twitter it's been three years today since the Sonic the Hedgehog trailer the first one got released yeah and boy what a disaster that one well yeah so I'm the reason why I say this is because someone said on Twitter that are they saw the original licensed merchandise a lot of it was finished and a lot of it had to be basically tossed out because yeah they had to read this on the character it wasn't a PR stunt in all likelihood because that would have cost a lot of money that is a very expensive mistake you know like it's uh yeah I highly I never I don't think I ever thought it was a PR stunt because what an insane gamble that would have been well I think I saw something else on Twitter where someone mentioned that like part of the reason why the film got greenlit in the first place was because they saw like Michael Bay's Transformers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles like the more botched designs and that was what convinced them that they could do Sonic they like that was always the idea originally was to make Sonic look less like Sonic and more like I guess a thing that might exist it's so awful these images what the fuck were they thinking look it was made with love why couldn't you just appreciate that yeah hey Malna mind if we get more straw poles in the future I love the audience engagement and did you ask the Halloween versus Christmas question and bathwater question we don't really do the well both of them much anymore we need to come up we need a new poll question because we have we haven't done one in a while it's not kind of one that's kind of yeah we need it we need to come up with one that needs to be on our to-do list as several in chat have pointed out since she can survive all of this how can she die falling off that cliff in endgame aha no one knows nobody knows not to mention road sign poles are designed to bend on impact not stay rigid and knock off the door I remember that part of the film super weird the way that the door came off oh because the door flew in the other direction yeah the flew the door simultaneously did like three different things that are bizarre and weird to have this equally bizarre and weird thing and like that was your oh my god that was so stupid and it's funny you look cool it's the camera trick they're trying to trick you into thinking because if the camera didn't do that it would be a lot clearer what happened like if you had a wide frame and then it comes off the door and bounces the other way like the door coming off and shoots the opposite direction is like that's not like maybe just a tiny little bit but just a tiny little bit if it happens at all which it won't it flies off like a missile and like what do you do what it's not how physics works but Black Widow as a film laughs in the face of reality all logic yes all logic and reason didn't Hawkeye take part in the assassination if so what does that say about his character it's unclear in the way that they portray it that he's aware of the fact they're using a little girl's bait I'm not sure if he knows I'm guessing he knows because the way it's said is he's like is you know is are we a go on the explosion explosive then she says yes like she's the one that's noting the entry of the girl not him I don't know with what they've told us if that's happening or not I really don't um I serve oh yeah hello there massives shut up and take my money you guys do it all right the way that you do it anyways guys thankful for movies like Black Panther and TLJ for forging this community more I could listen to you read the phone book oh I'll be pretty boring I'm just gonna say but um thanks yeah yeah Black Panther and TLJ great movies all e-fap does is attack women and kill our e-fap discussing in-depth tic-tac-toe tactics on a wall at a random establishing shot massive moment look it wasn't me that decided Hawkeye and Black Widow didn't know how to play tic-tac-toe it's bizarre it's just fucking weird okay it's just really it's weird because you wonder how did that happen someone said oh right we need to make it look like they've been here well maybe they have tic-tac-toe on a wall I was like what would they do on the wall when they use paper duh duh duh duh they do it on a wall so make a tic-tac-toe where they've played on the wall oh okay and like they don't know how tic-tac-toe works which I don't how is it possible for you to not know that pretty embarrassing you're just embarrassing guys if they didn't play noughts and crosses like idiots they would have been melted it's true and it's true didn't Hawkeye oh wait yeah I mean Black Widow assassinated hundreds of people before shield that couldn't have been the first kid or innocent person she's killed it's not really a problem to me no but it is if she's got a reignited sense of like values in fact actually it would be a problem if she's uh under like hyper conditioning and that Hawkeye is like assault of her in some way knocks it out of her in the same way she does to him in in Avengers like that's a way to do that narratively but if you want to go the direction of she's really killed a lot of innocent people because she believed that was like like you do need something you can't just be like yeah well I just did it because I guess I was supposed to but then I started feeling too guilty and so the way I escaped doing that was to kill a little girl like we got flaws there um is complex but uh I can understand what you're saying in terms of you would have killed innocent people in her job as a black widow does that sort of ruin her character to some degree and it's like well no that's what's forcing the whole red ledger thing but um a shield operation where you're trying to uh organize an assassination based on the presence of a little girl via an explosion it's just like the way what happening well enough this is when hydro had control of shield as well maybe that does make sense maybe it doesn't who the fuck knows what's going on right now they all had a weirdness of that was the thing man it's a shield operation and they didn't even care about looking into his like organization how does that make any sense RLM mentioned during their review that disney basically has the big fight scenes already being animated and made before they even get writers in the script set up the previs happens like three years ahead of time on endgame you know that reminds me of the fact that they've seen black widow captain marvel I'm pretty sure they saw endgame but they refuse to see no way home like okay I would have been interested to see what they thought of no way home but never mind that's um now I'm thinking about that because it's something as well in the Sam way me reimey quote about not watching Wanda vision he said that he was told like the or showing the important parts or told about the important parts he needed to watch it's like is that how it works like there's someone at marvel who says you only really need to see these parts and then you'll be good and that could have a lot in terms of like you're missing so much context that um that there are like these one or two lines and scenes that weren't highlighted as important that could just totally throw you off do I have to imagine that that's not how I used to work that's not gotta be a new thing I gotta I don't know what other series would have it be like that right like I I'm pretty sure the harry potter films are different directors I imagine that they watch the whole of the other films I'm even sad to know that like daisy ridley didn't know anything about star wars and I'm pretty sure she still does it she's just like there's star wars I don't know I'm just like yeah that's always one of those because like you know when someone's in a comic book movie they haven't read the comics it's like that's that's like one thing right that's not that's not really a big deal but if it's like yeah I know I haven't I haven't like actually watched the film that I'm I'm gonna be in the sequel for it's like or I said before if I would cast or directing or writing something comic book adaptation movie I'd be like get me that comic book now yeah might as well I don't see what the harm will be from that exactly and yeah and then you compare the the virgin daisy ridley to the Chad oscar isek who says his favorite is written of the Jedi but it's not the best one yeah a guy who isn't who went in being like it's my dream to fucking be in star wars I've loved this as as a kid to now be like I'm right you guys go ahead I'll keep making better movies over here it's fine hey you'll be back if you want some mansion well you'll be back for moon night because he I suppose there's more character in moon night than there is in in po yeah well I don't know where it really is red guardians should have had a rival with rivalry with bucky to be fair should have been cap if we were really yeah if we revamped the entire continuity red guardian I'm more than happy to have him in this story but let's have something go in the cap he's the it would be really cool if he was this fat washed up worthless like idiot partially cowardly and a self centered version of cap but he is stronger like um he's just got more raw power than cap does like I think that would be something to make them similar but different so that when they fight they're going toe to toe but they have this different like power sort you know maybe one is maybe he's weaker but more agile or he's slower but stronger some sort of difference in the way that they fight so it's not just two nearly identical people just going at it no there's a maybe there's a sneaky assassin like quality to him or something you know and if this you can make it a matter of is like clear subtleties in him trying to copy cap's body language or even some of the things he says and the end of the arc can be that he actually like was inspired by cap impolize um there's loads of potential there instead he's a joke um and the only good thing that happens with his character is something that David Harba suggested so it's not even a bad thing when that happens it's just indicative that the riots have no fucking clue what they're doing that's all because like when you've got a really well written character and someone suggests something that's like oh that's great it's just like oh this is cool everything's working really well but when it's the only good thing suggested it's like what the hell what happened what's the worst Russia tossing away the only super soldier they have or Wakanda having a super weed farm anyone can use steal and destroy um they're both pretty fucking bad yeah and he was put oh their super soldier was put away because he said he was critical of the party I just I wonder yeah it's just and that there's so many different ways that you could be critical that I we could have learned something about his character through the knowing what the reason was what did he say who did he upset why did he do it did he do it knowing what it might cost him you know stuff like that to be fair I can easily imagine the Russian government in the 1990s might toss away super soldiers even if they put him in prison at least it wouldn't surprise me there is an argument to be had about how much they disappear people the thing is he is their only super soldier so what did he say because like it must have been really bad I guess but then why wouldn't they kill him yeah it's like the it's the worst middle ground he's still around now he hates you yeah but he's yeah it could have been nifty nifty if their their relationship was rocky but his importance was so great that they kept him around Natasha landing on her feet equals broken I'm a bolder slash wall climber and I fell once from a four meter tall wall and landed wrong on my left foot into a roll on a really thick soft mat and I still sprained it I do like the idea that you're like you see that scene where she falls and you're like okay I'm I'm a professional rock climber and I can just like you don't need this fine we know yeah like I don't need any extra tees really little baby boy you're not a you are not a black widow trained this ass she's trained to fall properly that was one of those you never received that kind of training there are these things that happen in movies bad movies that are still like liked by some people or whatever but there are certain elements where it's like yep that one's not getting past the average person when people see that one they're gonna think it's bullshit and that was one of those yeah and it implies that all the people who made it knew what they were doing when they were making it they're like whoa yeah it's like how could you possibly think that nobody would be baffled well yeah like I could totally see them saying well it's superhero stuff isn't it it's superheroes even though she's like a normal person yeah he's a she's a mere mortal a woman in Disney production granted but still a mere mortal it's possible the person who made that fucking movie would be like well black widow she's like she's got super strength or whatever right or in hand strength a captain America and you'd be like no and they're like yeah she was she was like a super soldier for the Russians or whatever you're like no no stop it and they're like yeah it's the whole it's uh it's oh whatever fucking Iron Man does it it's still a dumb comic book stuff even though I'm getting paid a lot of money for this and I would never justify the content as being just dumb superhero content because I made it and it's my work it's so yeah that's another one where it's like you're in front of the writer being like the movie is fucking bullshit of course why are you being so like thinking about it the writers knew it was bullshit or the writers just said they're like wow guys like I have more faith in the the competency of the writers you know I guess you guys that's something you've got to reconcile well um I don't know how this is gonna fair in terms of dating this video weirdly but uh Dr. Strange and all of his madness um the the counter argument I heard for Wanda limping after them instead of flying after them was that it's supposed to be a creepy scene with like a zombie-like figure chasing them it's very reimy that's why it's like that it's just like okay that doesn't okay um yeah it doesn't actually solve any of the yeah it doesn't help saying why something's bad doesn't make it not bad you just told me why it's bad you guys do this a lot you need to stop I think I said in a video at some point regarding something like this that's an explanation not an excuse which yeah you probably did it's something that we've said before yeah like it's like thank you for telling me why it happened and by the way this can get a bit dodgy sometimes in terms of if you're like why the fuck did this happen this way and they go oh well the actor died and so they had to do blah blah blah and it's like that sucks unfortunately even that if it causes like severe problems the continuity of the film or something as a result it sucks that you'd still it would still be meta if you know what I mean just to point out like the actor died therefore this thing happens or uh this director wanted this or the whole set was destroyed when a thunderstorm hit so of course it all looks different with this new set just stuff like that you're just like that sucks unfortunately that doesn't change the story being in a potentially broken state yeah because um that yeah I don't I don't I don't blame you as much as someone who has a gajillion dollars in all the time in the world and everything like that sure like you you escaped some level of blame but the thing doesn't go away everything surrounding it might but the thing doesn't go away let's be fair nobody cares to check out whether or not a production was under horrible restraints before they decide whether or not the thing itself is uh is x-wiles they they usually just go like that's whatever like I don't need to find out um I just think it's more so to to try and be consistent about it yeah because I have no idea how you would be able to yeah consistently apply well the the actor did die so that means that I guess it's objectively good now because that's a that's an s-plus reason on the scale of excuses so we we don't have to count that as a flaw in the film like I don't even know how you begin to do stuff like that and this is the thing I I don't know that there's ever a problem you cannot solve that is caused by things like that like if it's a matter of that actor doesn't show up in the film anymore what the fuck and someone's like well he died it's like um as long as you can tie tie up what that character's influence on the storyline was with throwaway lines or you can just unfortunately the reality of bringing in a different actor um especially these days and get away with all the CGI stuff but like even that I would actually find forgivable like he shows up and he's just actually a different like when uh you have like the roady change like but I don't know if they've ever done that in the middle of a film it would probably just refilm scenes and stuff it's you know there are solutions to these problems and you have different uh results that happen across different films depending on what the directors and producers decided so that's another variable to have to account for and you're like not only do you do you say well the person died therefore it's good now you also have to be like well don't you have to appreciate the level of response and repairing each person did and how good it can get and how bad it can get and you know like you know you have like 10 directors who had to deal with a dead actor and from 0 to 10 they do that level of repairing the script without them but you want to appreciate that right so that's another yeah you definitely can appreciate things and then also say yeah it was it's wrong or it's bad or I can appreciate attempt certainly I forget the name of the film but it was one that Kevin Spacey had made fully and then the Kevin Spacey things happened and so they literally like brushed him out of the entire film he's like a protagonist and they brushed in Christopher Plummer just redoing all the scenes wow that must have been it's a film I'm interested in seeing just to see how bad that looks or maybe how good it looks I don't know that must be really shit to have a movie happen like that and then you're didn't all mean to definitely the same thing but I added in one of the actress yeah they added that blonde actress in the pilot but that whole movie looks like shit so it kind of will fit yeah Tig Natara so I remember hearing about that like she's always really awkwardly in scenes wow it's just there's only so much you can do right absolutely and that execution is the thing you would then talk about I guess you try to avoid being like don't talk negatively about this because something unfortunate happened it's like oh well we don't that's not really because you know like someone vomited on set and it caused something bad to happen in the actual film but you then not talk about that because that's a bit unfortunate it's the standard thing you can't explain this to everybody you know you can't go around and tell everybody what happened on set and all the problems happened and all of the things like the Jackie Chan thing it's the Jackie Chan quote yeah definitely you can't go around and explain to everybody what weren't wrong people who just kind of go up and see the film but yeah it is that thing I've just you're reconciling that film productions rely on people things happen and yeah some people pass away while the stuff is filming and you just don't know what to really do going forward it's not only about the film but there's also a level of like how much respect like you know it's a difficult sort of thing to work around I have a friend who thinks that this film is better than the first Captain America and it makes me upset and sad also high rags it should it should that person shouldn't be your friend cut ties with them immediately first Captain America first half it's like from what I remember pretty damn solid it's it's a solid movie there's definitely some like world-building stuff in terms of the futuristic cars and everything but I mean that's a solid movie yeah and and I remember my biggest flaw with it always was having access to hydro weaponry that fucking early that changes everything forever there's just no way around it um yeah actually based off what we did with the Chitari stuff yeah um well the funny thing is the Avengers Joss Whedon did incorporate it he said that Shield have made a whole bunch of incredible weaponry from what they found in cap one and that's pretty much the best you can do when you're that late in the game to making something a difference in our world because everything else is the same except Shield have hidden that you know they got some weaponry so I guess the justification that you're supposed to accept is that Shield took all of it and kept it secret um the thing is I feel like it would advance our society significantly yeah probably well I I mean the things to do would just not have that crazy weaponry exist yeah uh I think because it was harnessing the Tesseract that gave Hydra that those abilities and it's just like you don't need to do that you can just no you can just have the Tesseract have a specific thing that it's being harnessed for but they still use regular ballistic weapons I think yeah I think it actually helps to film a lot to have cap fine against people who just have regular weaponry instead of the crazy fucking weaponry well yeah because the crazy weaponry were pretty ineffective against his shield like it just bounces off and everything it doesn't it's not really that useful against him yeah and then you then you have it be that maybe they have one or two like a grand weapon and then a smaller version of that but they both have to have the cube to be used yeah and then the cube gets lost and so no one can you know that fixes everything although they find the cube don't they yeah we'd have to do some rewrites all over it but um yeah uh cap one really good for certain of cap's character definitely they should call this whamen armor instead of plot armor by the way can't wait for you guys to pick apart the lord of the rings second age series oh my god we're not even it's not even out yet second age series not even out yet I'm not even sure this they can't wait oh this video should be viewable before it's out but maybe hopefully now who knows what torment what pain awaits us in the second age the characters next change when they're revealed oh they're talking about the the taskmaster yes it's really bad their shoulders are completely different they changed the they changed the suit outright yeah what the terrible change to make for a terrible reason that adds all of this effort and bad things into the film makes you wonder like I said I'm willing to believe that it they were going to use the guy first time and then they changed it and they realized they didn't have to refilm a lot because I can just argue she was there the whole time she's like yeah but give it the way you this Olga she's a very slender lady I'm sorry we need to get a buff buff last in order to do that and what a waste for taskmaster but oh well what a waste so no no baby episode was c137 rick no no baby episode no no baby dude do you does that sound familiar to you for me I I have no idea no no baby episode not ringing a bell I'm afraid a wise man once said only when a mosquito lands on your testicles will you realize that violence isn't always the answer um I see what you mean yeah you can't just slap it that's true or else you'll slap your testicles and they they they are delicate things I was kind of disappointed with Marvell since he died of cancer in the comics was hoping for something like that in the movie I'm assuming they're talking about a captain Marvell and yeah Marvell in that what's the face what even was her role like she I can't remember she was just like the good scientist lady and she got killed I think right yeah yeah what happens if a black widow has a cold and can't smell well I guess it still counts because they they BS that away with no the pheromone detection is still in your brain or something so you can't just it goes to the olfactory nerves which is something that is really hard to make stop ah yeah the olfactory nerves fuck me that's something that did happen this is what I mean when it's like oh is dark strange too really worse it's like look I understand the competition is heavy and difficult to beat but that should make you understand how much is wrong we don't say things are worse than black widow lightly no and I never expected to have to say that about this fucking movie god damn we didn't expect it to be good but jeez Christ they really outdid themselves easy christ did I tell you by the way that uh neurotic didn't realize that we were kind of meaming with the whole like he doesn't have a sling ring in the opening I I can believe yeah because it's so he sent me a screenshot saying he does have a sling ring and I was like oh don't worry don't worry we're gonna get there when Jay saw that he was just like wait but if he has a sling ring and I was like I know I know I know riding yeah hey just canceled the streaming service yesterday so here you go for the good entertainment also congrats on frogman on joining the crew what's your guys's thoughts on the total war series warhammer 3 coming soon I have no opinions on it because I've never played it I've not played a total war game same we are waging total war on all media every day of our lives but uh we've not played it thank you very much all right if the themes can be executed poorly then can the poor be executed thematically oh yes the poor can be executed thematically you could drown them in money I love the um the the Michelin web look sketch fucking infinitely funny and will be to the last day when they're all like I don't know if they're like economically trying to solve problems with policy and Michel David Mitchell is just like have we tried kill the poor and they all like look at him he's a monster and he's like I'm not saying do it I'm saying have we tried that we put it into the computer have we seen what the results would be and then they're like well what if it gives us good results he's like well we're not gonna do it but we would just be just want to see what the results are you have a pretty good uh voice for him I I knew it was exactly who he was just by your voice um if I I don't know I feel like I could do way better because like he's he's fucking brilliant he's like one of my favorite panelists for anything ever I mean he is funny he's a rand I always like I watch the the what I lie to you clips and stuff with him it's just funny I'm telling you him and Sean Locke were just oh fucking gold on those shows absolute gold um a vote for eFap is a vote yeah that is true a vote for eFap is a vote so vote for eFap uh more I'd love for you guys to cover eFap movies Tom Clancy's Without Remorse with Killmonger as the lead it's hilariously bad it made me want to start a channel like y'all also high rags hi I have not I'm not a hit of it yeah Tom Clancy's Without Remorse I guess like on uh Prime I think then it's got uh the the Michael B Jordan in it well maybe we will one day about Michael B Kane I remember I watched uh a bit of the Jack Ryan show on um on Prime and it was like uh yeah yeah it's all right they uh Jack Ryan not the Reacher uh none in our Jack Ryan Jack Ryan um okay I'm gonna mix them up with Jack I'm pretty sure Jack Reacher and Ryan are two different things okay Reacher is one of them each child I think where's Jack Ryan is um it's yeah Tom Clancy yeah and that's um John where am I forgetting his name guy from the office right uh uh oh yeah yeah it's John Krasinski he plays asshole it upsets me that uh a quiet place it's like his baby sort of thing and it's like really bad well okay because I like him I'm sure he's not not upset about it everybody he as far as he's aware right like in terms of general consensus everybody loves oh I'm sure he does not give a fuck about my movie opinions I'm saying I like it when people I like make things that I like yeah yeah very lizard brainy uh massives massives the tic-tac-toe thing is a metaphor for the amount of thought put into this film they couldn't even get a game right that was taught to chimpanzees and chickens yeah funny though how do you mess up tic-tac-toe somehow Black Widow found a way to mess up tic-tac-toe Doctor Strange 2 is like all right we really gotta up it up this time like they up it up yeah that's that's that sounds like the way they would say it I think that was a good impression right kind of language yeah yeah that's a Doctor Strange line we fap 2024 or we chat 2024 or the controversial third party such an Adam party note Adam and such awesome just need a third party so no one cares about um yeah I guess uh party of e-fap the party of e-fap chat or the such an Adam party which is only there to make it seem fair so there's more than two parties what would Black Widow and S F F H B if release dates switch I don't found from home I guess is what they're saying what would they be if they release dates switched oh I see what you're saying like like would Black Widow have been more successful maybe is that what they're asking maybe maybe can't begin to tell you the answers to that because it seems like all of these movies are just fucking successful well uh the Black Widow and internals had a little bit of trouble not like compared anyway I guess comparatively yeah uh speaking of no way an unknown man in no way has been pooping in golf holes for the last 10 years okay absolute madness you don't even know until your ball goes in the hole and you reach down and you're like oh my god I can't believe I've got a I've got a poopy golf ball now imagine he did it after they've you know like they swing and it goes in the hole and they head over there and he runs on and he's like I got a poop got to do it makes a crap on it and it runs away a fresh one right on top how to do it uh gentlemen you are missing the point the movie isn't good or bad it's just as the TVA determined every indescribable event falls on the Loki show yeah it depends on which Loki fan you talk to though because some fans are like well no because Loki's destroyed and that applies to all of time in real time so yeah who the fuck knows Loki takes place in the timeline everywhere and nowhere that makes total sense it's like okay you guys uh carry on I'll be right back and need to get this drink out of the freezer I begun it before we began not that we ever stopped of course but um I will be right back this is a time sensitive issue if you don't remember I did a Boromir video and Mola you'd be proud it is one hour and four minutes long I plan to do more things because of this podcast and channels presented in it hey yeah I think that's a reasonable amount of time to make a video that's just about Boromir all I need to say he's uh he's a good lad the instant she put the staff in the engine it would have flung her she doesn't have the strength to stop an engine what are we what are we talking about no idea been too long staff in the engine is it Avengers uh staff in the engine more of a scepter into it some kind of generator but that might be what they're talking about and oh if you said it should have flung her what I would say is that that is designed to be its fail safe that's the idea yeah uh which to be fair is uh not the worst writing ever um that that Loki had Selvig building a fail safe that he could cut off the army at his will because that does seem like the kind of back to everything Loki might do and he might need it yeah um and I like then that you should be like yeah Selvig retains a lot of what happened while he was under which is the same for Hawkeye I think uh yes that's right so uh this is what I'm saying like I swear to god we don't hate everything it's we just want stuff like that stuff to grasp it's like ah ah okay and I don't see why that should blow her off like the rooftop or whatever I I I imagine Loki wouldn't want to make it so that it blows him away when he does that uh no more the reason the humans couldn't find the red room is because they don't know how to go up okay that's canon in the fucking Star Wars universe but not in the MCU just yet hope who knows give them time no uh compare how Tony and Cap look at the end of Infinity War and Endgame and compare it to how these girls look at the end of this movie I mean they got like mud on them and stuff they are yeah well I mean that seems to be the way that it works you put mud on someone it's like ah you've been in a fight it's like well really should be hurt right like especially especially considering how much Natasha got thrown around and kicked all over the place she should have a mangled face is the idea but she looks very well made up and it's like yeah well she does yeah I'm back while um yeah Cap and Tony will have like you know wounds on their face and stuff yeah um I wonder when they'll if ever they'll ever do that like have a star this superhero thing have facial wounds that carry through to like you know the rest of the show or whatever that would be attention to detail I and I'm not talking about a scar that goes from the center of your eyebrow down your cheek the coolest scar that exists ever and I'm talking about like very cool thing where I don't know my enemy Oste has that kind of scar because he killed a dragon and he uses his its fang as his great sword and it collects the souls of everything that slays and it gets powerful the more souls that kill yeah yeah yeah it's really something special true amalgamation of made for TV and direct to video quality filmmaking on power with such VHS classics of speed to cruise control and American Psycho 2 I mean it does it's too direct to DVD wasn't it was uh that was in theaters I don't know I can't confirm that I remember it well you know like one of the things I think is what you're talking about you speed to the the bus that couldn't slow down speed to yeah speed to no speed to slow down was and yes it was released in theaters but it didn't do so great I actually I thought you'd pick up on the that was a Simpsons reference oh yeah but you're doing it wrong is that speed one well the speed one was like it's like speed one so no you've done what because it was Homer who said it you've just done what he did but like that wasn't a meme right you you were actually confused about which one was which no no no no I was just doing the reference more so but I didn't know what speed two was about so I was like oh that's like the bus that couldn't slow down well so it's speed wait no because the reference in this in the Simpsons was he said it was like the movie was full the bus that couldn't slow down there was nothing through with speed two cruise control I know I you mentioned speed two and so I said oh is that like the bus that couldn't slow down is that like speed one is that what you said I think so I just like that I wouldn't have acknowledged it because I was like the the point being that this was all of this was actually a setup to my other joke that I was going to make which I think is the superior of the two because that one wouldn't really joke is just more of a reference that I thought you'd appreciate because I'm just glad I know a Simpsons reference that that is that's that's a good one good it is it did make when I first saw that in the episode I did laugh very hard he says it's so solemnly this is the way that he builds it up and then that's yes we all know what film he's talking about that he's the bus that couldn't slow down but I was going to say that pirating speed pirating speed one is probably the best way to get that movie in fact it's the free way nice I'm just because so speed one had a budget of about 30 40 million made 350 million so that's pretty good that was very good um speed two cost 110 to 160 million dollars so it was a bit more expensive and it made 164.5 million dollars so uh and to think it could have been franchised if it made more could have become like fast and furious oh well yes that series really ran out of fuel pretty cool to have it just they just keep switching modes of transportation is so that's just it and then that eventually it's just like a guy on roller skates they just run out of thing I just think they should go sci-fi you know and then they should hard way I couldn't speed three uh what momentum or something speed three wait sorry yet conservation of energy or something yeah you could do all kinds of crazy shit and then you know Keanu Reeves comes back in the ninth law and Sandra Bullock yeah exactly you got options there Toby McGuire bring him in yeah well all of the was Keanu Reeves in speed two no he wasn't that was one of the notable things about it that he didn't come back Will Defoe was oh well we have to see it now I don't think I've seen speed two I've seen speed one but I would like to rewatch I think speed one and two will be a good e-fap double bill you know yeah yeah I think so based on what I remember about speed one how much coom can a coom chuck chuck if a coom chuck could chuck coom I'm et al probably quite a bit quite a bit I'm thinking oh my bad yeah molly a gay all right could you please fix the moola e-fat playlist the way it is now I have so slightly inconveniences me thanks buddy I probably need to update that again actually that's my bad I will get to it at some point a preamble the jacket will return in avengers next thing avengers next thing is such an appropriate title I'm thinking about making a series about the absolute states of star wars in the mcu gaming videos don't usually do it for me solo but I do love writing so I might dip my toe into the media coverage do it yeah go for it you might really enjoy it you might find yourself an audience you also might fall to the dark side you have to watch things three times as long as it doesn't bore you yeah that's a good thing okay I guess it is because it fucked me with the things that I like actually find annoying very useful if they're not boring to watch I suppose that's true obviously that goes for the things I love as well but I figure that's self planetary superjack ketchup will never end long man never oh yeah we'll see about that and yeah I'll show them the last question for this black widow ketchup that's incredible if Hitler was a guest what would you discuss in depth and what interesting thing would you like to see Hitler's reaction to honestly I would really like to get his impression I think the Star Wars movies always you know come to mind his position on the prequels does Hitler like the prequels or does he or is he similar to us you know is Hitler similar to e-fap on this position I would like to go through the Star Wars saga with him yeah and ask him absolutely what he thinks about the politics of the the empire I guess yeah could the empire have made improvements do you think it's a bit on the nose you know like if he's trapped and he's forced to be honest and stuff I'd be like that death star don't you think like I know you think it's great and everything but don't you think maybe there's problems there maybe anybody says it would I mean the the Germans were fond of their super weapons you know in fact what is Death Star in German it is um the Todesstern hmm cool well so you'd think death in German would sound much cooler of a power toad but I I don't know but yeah I think I think death sounds cooler as death than it does as the German vision I think there are some cool English words out there you know there are many cool English words Leviathan is a cool English word it is yeah assuming we didn't steal that from someone else well so I was gonna say a lot of this is probably stolen from other places but like I guess that's part of the strategy that's part of the strategy a lot of stuff in English a lot of legal terms and names are derived from French like plaintiffs it's a French word well a lot of Latin of course and Latin yeah Latin is a lot of Latin most of our words come from Latin and especially in legalese there's a lot of just straight up Latin is one of the coolest sounding languages ever so that probably lines up it is they always I wonder if this makes Latin sound cool though is it the fact that I'm not sure it has this it has this pedigree about it that definitely helps well because you only ever see it used because it's at this point there's really no reason to ever use Latin except we just still do occasionally I just it's always associated bell casting chanting runes ancient places descriptions on like things that mean a lot it's it's it's used like has a reverence to it the whole the the the char race in guild wars they're they a lot of their terminology and naming is Latin based a lot of their martial stuff you have centurions and legionnaires and things of that nature but in games Latin has it just has this kind of dare I say gravitas to it um it has it's just got this weight in this this this kind of reverence and pedigree linguistically that you can apply and it's it it ponders up so much rich imagery it's perpetually useful and if you know Latin it helps you know English a great deal because so many of our words come from Latin and a lot of times when you hear Latin words like you will be like oh I know what this Latin word means and I don't even but just because of how it sounds because it's so similar to the you know the English words and how we get things you know deaf being like mortis like oh we have mort you know mortician mortuary okay you see those connections all with morticia she's a bitch she will kill you what reaper that come from um reaper let me see I assume reap so that would be from the old English reaping reopen well the reason why I think I think it's um it's because of the the because I I grew I looked at reaper on Wikipedia and it talks about like the farming equipment right that you use to gather oh yeah cross cross and I'm assuming I guess origin has to evolve we'll cross section with some of that well it's because it's because it's often done with a scythe and that's what the we had death as a scythe walks around with man the way that that lines up Jesus so many parallels there it's it's a grim reaper you see because usually when you get to reap reap the cross there's good omens but in this case it's grim it's pretty uh pretty clever it actually I actually like that the grim dude the grim reaper is one of the coolest concepts like ever oh yeah grim grim reaper is one of my favorite like that's that's definitely I would I would really like to do a story about the grim reaper as like a concept Reaper in latin is messorim from the messor the more you learn around the reaper yeah gee I well you know but still um yeah well that's that so thank you all for listening to this it's wonderful little catch up more on the way theoretically or we fully caught up I don't even know when this is releasing exactly thanks so much very kind and for hanging out with us and we shall see you in the next one whatever that will be good bye everybody oh see you later I'll be out quick while I