 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing The Forest. I was raised in a forest, so this should be easy. Hmm, I was raised by wolves. Ah, lovely, yes, flying. Did I mention I have a fear of flying? On the ground, hold on, let me look at the ground. Oh, I'm looking at the ground. But this pilot should take care of me, you know? Solidarity and all that, 21 pilots. I love pilots. Alright, it's just a plane. That's fine. Can't hurt you. Nothing here can hurt you. A child! Uh, hello? Uh, this isn't my kid. Everyone could, could someone come take their kid? And what's the deal with putting him next to me? There's like a free aisle over there. You could have sat with your kid, but you booked him up here with me. I can't even eat because he's clinging on to me. You know what? I'm stealing from him at least. He's asleep, quick. Survival booklet. Idiot, what are you gonna do with this? This is the part in real life where I grip the armrest so intensely that my knuckles go white and my circulation stops. Oh God. Oh God. Where's the oxygen mask? It's not coming down. Oh my God, that kid got hit in the head so many times. Oh, finally, now you come back for your kid. Alright, off with ya. They didn't help me at all, but I suppose they are supposed to attend to their own safety before looking after the needs of others. Jesus, this is a bloody miracle, isn't it? Aw, airline food. How about that airline food, huh, guys? If someone showed up, like I just landed, there could be like a park ranger stumbled by me. I don't know where I am, and I'm just trying to decapitate the hostess. What am I taking off for? Okay, I have, I have a dress now. Great. Did I even put on the tights? I did put on the tights. Fantastic. Okay, so The Forest is a game all about survival. We've landed down in this forest, you know, very literal. We gotta try and find that child who was unfortunately my son. I've been trying to deny it, but it has just been me in denial, unfortunately. Oh, I found a ball. Yes. Now I have entertainment at least. Now I just need food and water, and I'm good. Aw, damn it, I forgot I don't have my child to fetch it for me. Mmm, yummy water. Okay, I have a ball, water, now I just need food. Did I just nearly fall over? Well, there's gotta be some good luggage here. Why do you all just have clothes? And why do so many of you bring tennis balls on your flight? I went like a PSP or Game Boy or something. I don't really want to build here. New animal discovered. What did I discover? Oh, I thought that said eat Timmy. It's like, damn it, I missed my chance. Am I to-do list? Am I to-do list? Like, go shopping, record video, eat child. I'm just kind of staring at my book. I should probably get going before it's nighttime. I discovered the European rabbit. Oh my God, I'm a pioneer. You know, if this is in Europe, this could very well be Ireland. I am in my element here. Okay, literally the plane is over there. I have just wandered this tiny bit away and I found some washed up sharks, a grave, and a little boat. What's this stuff mean from just living on the boat? It looks very safe. Aw, hey dude. Go up on land so I can kill ya. The one creature that's slower than me. All right, perfect, gotcha. Yeah, gimme this. Wait, no, I don't want that. I don't even know what that is. I want this. Turtle shell collected. That's going to be the new trend. Who needs Pokemon carrots? Everyone's going to be doing turtle shell openings on Twitch really soon and I'm going to be one step ahead. Wait, I can only have one at a time? Affrfect, say. Well, at least I have my friend here now. What do you say, Sheldon? Should we go on the boat? Yes, Kevin, let's go to the boat. Ten minutes it took to go absolutely mad and start talking to a turtle to head. And like from my guy's perspective, I have landed in civilization like someone's yacht has just parked here. And now I'm robbing them. Yaw, summer edition. Not really the loot I need. Oh, milk with a missing child on the side. Okay, that's an odd photograph. Okay, now it's starting to look a bit more grim. Okay, yet now it's extremely grim. Wait, I can sleep here? This is my new home. The place is even furnished to my liking. I love it. Okay, should I build a bridge or a raft? I mean, a raft might be handy. I can go to and fro, you know. I might try and build a raft. My list priorities is just so all over the place. Like my child is missing. About 10 minutes ago, some random blood human just picked up my child and walked away with him. And then I immediately started hacking a stewardess, took her clothes, opened everyone's luggage, played with a few tennis balls, and then went out to this yacht. All right, so let's put my raft here. I have the two sticks to add. I need rope and logs. Can I make rope? Rope is just seven cloth, is it? I'm gonna need a lot more cloth then. All right, I need a lot of logs, so I'm gonna start cutting down the trees. For once, I actually know stuff about a game. In this game, those cannibal things that took my child, they get pissed off when you start hacking away at the forest. But here I am, just because I know things are bad doesn't mean I won't do it. Timber or whatever, hopefully there's no one over there. Two logs, two logs. Our guy is so strong. I guess what he lacks in mental strength, he makes up for in physical strength, because it didn't take him long to start talking to that turtle head. Or is it gonna fall? It's gonna fall on me? Okay, no, I avoided it. See that. Wow. I feel like I should have a hard hat, or just some weird suit of armor. And I just mean in general, like even in real life, I'm a danger to myself. I just need some sticks, rope, a few more logs, and I'm good to go. I'll have my raft that'll bring me out to my yacht. My life out on this island is better than it was back in civilization. I mean, I don't know what he had in civilization, but I do know he had a child, and the fact I've lost him is a major plus. Oh, more tortoises. Is it tortoise? I don't know anything about animals. I've only just realized that rabbits exist, according to my notebook. Either way, I'm gonna kill ya. Get off me boat. God, he's strong. Okay, you know what? You get to live. I fear you. Turtle shell, he uses sled. Yay! I love not having kids. You can just do fun stuff all day. Wait, what are these? Photographs? Oh, nice photographs of my yacht. They must've been trying to sell the thing. I don't need to be disrespectful, but could I use these sticks to build a raft? Okay, apparently not. I'll go look for sticks. Sticks galore. Now I just need cloth, and I'm sorted. I just realized something as well. I'm definitely gonna need food to survive, and usually when I play these games, like, I play them with people and they feed me. I'm not used to having to look after myself. Children gotta learn responsibility, too, and to give back to why I'm turning our child into another one. If we let him grow up a bit and then eat him, then it's more food. I've also realized a slight hitch in my plan. I kind of wish I built near a lake or something, because I can't get water here. Well, I can, but it's saltwater, and I'm not that into spices. Oh, no. God's angry. God's angry at what I've done here on this island. It was the grave thing, wasn't it? It was the grave robbing. Yeah, I imagine it was. Okay, why can I not eat the shark? This would be a perfect supply of meat. Wait, what did I just... Did I just eat something? Okay, I had raw meat on me. Where did I find that meat? I guess from the turtle? All right, we're just gonna try and storm this seagull and see can I kill him. Not even slightly close. Oh, my God, this bird is really stupid like he's not even trying to fly away, and I still can't kill him. Yes! Oh, my God, I'm so good at this. Hey, little seagull. Would you like to be my friend? Yes, of course I would. I have more friends on the island than I do in real life. Fantastic. And my raft is done and escaping. Look at this. What is my hand doing? What are you doing with your hand? I found another photograph in here. It's a bear. This bear on the deck. Can I make a fire on the boat? Is that a responsible thing to do? No, I can't. Can I make it on my raft? I can. Yeah, let's light this up. This is a weird setup I've got going here. Stack that meat on there. Perfect. The blueberries are safe. The black twin berries are not. I'll try and remember that. A bone chandelier. Bones. Oh, yeah. Fine, Timmy. I forgot about that. Good thing I wrote that down. Is there any way I can make a bottle or something? I'd like a bottle of water if at all possible. Oh, wait. I can't store the food. I have to just eat it straight off the fire. Oh, now it's going to burn. I don't need all this. It's black. It's so burned. I left it on the fire. I just kind of assumed it would just be done and just wait for me. For once, I actually know stuff about a game. I am dying of dehydration. Hold on. I better go find some water. Oh, no. I'm dying of thirst. Okay. Oh, okay. This is bad. Hold on. Wait. Don't I actually have? I think I have cans of stuff. I do. I do have dying of thirst. Being like, oh, I wish I had water. Meanwhile, I have like four cans of coke on me. I leave my fire here unattended on my wooden raft and head in and look for some supplies. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Someone has got a proper set up here. Water. Water. Drink. Oh, yummy. I hope this person isn't mad that I'm stealing the water. What? What? What? I confused what was happening. All right. You know what? This is fantastic news because the little lake is there and my yacht is there. See, they're pretty close. Oh, and what's this? We got neighbors. I'm coming down. Hidely ho, neighborino. This is fucking terrifying. This is just a horrible, horrible idea. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I really don't trust this village. Free arm, though. Can I take this? Should I avoid this or should I steal? I don't know. Something tells me stealing is a bad idea from these cannibals. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm out of here. I'm running away. It's practiced dark magic. Oh, my God. Freaking me out, stupid lizard. They're like, what did we do? I'm going to go into this cave where the bats came from. I'm not afraid of bats. I'm just simply afraid of everything else. Oh, I'm loaded. I thought it was just a black screen, but no, this is the cave. All right. Well, this is terrifying. What's this? A drawing. Oh, my God. He's so untalented. How did I raise such an untalented son? Yeah, this is great. Make as much noise as possible breaking that wall. Please come back on. I realize that this must be very hard for you to see. I'm sorry, but we got to do this. We got to face our fear. Oh, dear Lord. Yes. So deep pops. What are these? Are they fingers? Oh, they must be telling me the way. They're pointing down. I see. Okay. I'll keep going down. Finally, someone willing to help me. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, Christ almighty. He looks terrifying. All right. You know what? I'm going to be fucking brave. I'm going to make a spear. Now I'm ready for it. You can take me on. When I have this, my most powerful stick. You're looking great though. You just, you're looking fantastic right now. I totally respect you as a person thing. Monster. I don't know. Whatever you identify yourself as is totally fine with me. Okay. It's getting angry. I'm just going to jump over your head if you don't mind. I just kept running. The hell is this? No, no, dude. Let's not fight. Why, why must we fight? Huh? Why are we still here? Just to suffer. I think your tooth just fell out. Yeah. I caught it mid fight, mid air. Can I sharpen my stick a bit or something? This is embarrassing. Destroy those rocks, but you're taking like a hundred hits of my stick. Yes. Okay. Thank God. All right. I got to watch off this person. This person wasn't as lucky as I was. And that's saying something because I don't feel particularly lucky right now. Wait, what is this? Did I find clothing? No, no, wait, hold on. I don't want to change. I like to my dress. Oh, oh, look at all that money. If only money were useful in this situation, but it definitely isn't. I mean, I can burn it to make a fire. Speaking of which, I wonder how my fire is going. Oh, katana. Perfect. Good weapon. And I only had to kill one cannibal thing for it. There's a lot of medication here. Did I hear something? Must have been the wind. What were you guys hiding back here? I found a plastic torch behind the board. Oh my God. This is amazing. This is way better than the last time I played the forest. Does this have battery? It does have battery. Let's not use that for now because that seems really strong. Like me. Remember when I beat up that cannibal? In order to beat a cannibal? You got to think like a cannibal. Human meat. I'm getting out of here. I am so happy with my haul. I don't know whether to go back into that cavern or try and escape down this rope. This feels like a horrible idea. Feels like a terrible, terrible idea. Lots of skulls to make a chandelier though. I just wish I could hold more stuff. Oh my God. There's such talentless drawings. I don't want to find this kid. Oh that's a piece of his action hero that he had on the plane. See I do pay attention to him. Mostly because I was like, that's a cool toy. I want that. This is stealing off him. There's nothing you can do because I'm bigger and stronger than you. Please be an escape. I think I see the starry night which is good and bad. Good because I'm out of here and bad because I'm scared. That's my new song. Once I figure out the chords, I'll post a cover of it. Don't worry. Where am I? I don't think I've ever seen this part of this game. Okay so that's in the north of the map. The snow. So I want to head south. I'm just gonna run this way. Oh no. Oh no. This isn't good. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Relax. Relax Kevin. Relax. Relax. Relax. Relax ever. I found the coast anyway. I assume my boat is that way. I'm gonna run off into the night. Have to adjust. Nearly freezing to death and I'm like, I want more of this. I have a feeling living on the yacht is a bad idea and I'm sure people in the comments gonna say that. But I don't know enough about this game. It just feels like it's a bad idea, you know? I'm guessing that a lot of cannibals might be around there. Or they just patrol that area a lot. Wait, what is this? What? Is that dynamite? I'm gonna remember where this is try and come back and blow this up at some point I don't know what that can get you. I'm eating stuff off the ground. That's probably not a good idea Why did I just find that stuff it in my mouth? I literally I wasn't even hungry and it's things like that that I just do without thinking and that could have killed me Oh, that was poison. I would have lost all this progress. Oh, I gotta stop being myself for once Oh wait, is that the yacht? This is my yacht, right? There's not multiple yachts. You know what beggars can't be choosers I'll take any yachts. Thank you very much. Wait, where's my raft? Oh, it's there. Okay. I thought I drifted off to see it All aboard better do a headcount one Yep, everyone's here. Just trying to make myself feel a bit less lonely. What a beautiful view Honestly, this would be lovely if it wasn't for the whole you know stranded lost child and Cannibals running around the island Staring dying of thirst and I mentioned stranded. Yeah, other other than all that stuff And this this is a pretty nice area like this looks relaxing. Oh my god I wouldn't make a good execution or would I I just want to live off tortoise meat and I think I can they keep spawning here. I Discovered myself in mud and my guy thinks this is just an amazing discovery. I picked up the mud I put it on me and now I'm muddy Wow, I wonder what it does. Is that like just help me with camouflage or what? Anyway, I'm gonna hop in my turtle shell ride down the hill to my yacht. Well, this is the best holiday ever Not burnt to a crisp got the food is so much better when it's not just completely destroyed it All right, drop a save bow to the cross And I think we're done for today. If you want to see more of the forest do let me know in the comments I think it would be cool to do a little series on it It's a very fun game and I could build a house have a private island would be amazing Anyway, thank you very much for watching appreciate as always hope to see you tomorrow. Bye for now