 Thanks for coming in. I really wanted to talk about this year's Fort McCoy holiday video idea I really want the team to know how thankful we are so ideas Sir, I was thinking something simple like happy holidays and thank you sir. I agree. I think quick and simple is better So I was thinking something more maybe the three of us could go caroling around the installation I do not sing sir. You don't want to hear this voice. I think once you get into it You're gonna enjoy it and the team will love it Here we go of a selling among Were you guys even singing? Okay, not caroling. How about jokes sir? Your jokes really are not that funny sir. Not a good idea Everybody seems to love my jokes Hey, DHR. I'm here to spread a little Christmas cheer. You want to hear some jokes What are the little helpers of Santa learn when they first go to school the alphabet? How much did Santa pay when he went to buy his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house What did the reindeer say before he went to the comedy show to tell a joke this one's gonna slay you Okay, maybe not jokes. We could decorate the command conference room. I already checked with safety They said it'd be fine in moderation sir. You have a tendency to go a little bit overboard Hey guys, help me decorate sir. I think that's a safety issue. I don't think safety would care Sir, you have these all plugged into the same cord Okay, we go over to child and youth services and read to them. They love it when we're over there You always go right after snack time sir. They're all worked up. Yeah, that's a bad idea And danced all around until the snowball rolled out on the ground soon snowballs were flying from here to there Oh No kids we go over to the ski hill wait till ski resort we shoot the message on the slopes There isn't even any snow. It's not even open yet. It don't open till late December. It'll be fine Check the website What about a tree we don't have one yet I think we got a small plastic one in the storage room. I was thinking something real and big There's one on the parade field we could cut down No, I talked to DPW. They said it was cool No, sir, it's not Call my lawyer legal office the colonel did what I Can't help them Cookies we bake cookies and deliver them to the offices Do you even know how to bake? How hard could it be? Cookie on to be Santa we could get three Santa suits and run the conditioning course down with the range maintenance team Maybe that's not bad As long as we all look the same All right the conditioning course. Sorry. They only had one Santa suit. Come on guys Right guys. I don't see a whole lot wrong with any of my ideas Did you run any of this by public affairs? Why is the garrison commander cutting down trees? I heard him telling bad dad Joe. Why is he starting fires? Will the ski hill have snow this year? Why is he singing so badly? Is he Santa? Sir, may I reiterate something simple like happy holidays and a thank you. I Agree, sir. Okay. Let's do it easiest video ever appreciate it. Thanks You