 And today we're playing Half-Life. Some people say I have no life, but I insist that I at least have Half-Life. I do some things sometimes, but the difference today is that we're gonna be using a Google Translate mod. Someone recommended this to me and it just looks fantastic already, like even the menu. It is a new game. Download game. Look for the maid. What is look for the maid? Let's join a game, I guess? Serve partially. Is this options? I need to know this. Update maybe? Okay, great. I understand. I wish I did. The video? Okay, I can change the resolution a bit. I might not touch the forest floor or the light switch. Should. Is that quit? Complete the game. Do you now destroy the game? No, cancel. I don't want to destroy the game. Okay, it is a new game. This game is a new game. I read the story and wished to press the button. That's right. Can I put on subtitles? Is this possible? I mean, this game allows you to hear. Thank you so much. That's so kind of you. Okay, if it is here, I'm not sure. It could be add your knowledge, but I'm too afraid to click on it, so I guess no subtitles. I should note that this is the first time I've played Half-Life 1, so this is my first experience. But I'm sure this will be a good way of experiencing the game for the first time. In an emergency, passengers must remain seated and wait for further instructions. It is convenient to get off the bus. You must first remove the disabled. What? Wait, what did you just say? We have to remove the disabled? That is a hate crime. Turn your check to the truth. Lorm Day, safe and productive. God bless the voice actors in this. It must have been so confusing. Hello, this is a road. Looks like there are slow. Looks like there are slow, yes. Luckily, this train is finished. Why can I do this later? Unfortunately, there was a free man. What? He was posturing up. He's getting defensive. Winning won't buy me a beer. Okay, sorry. I won't win then. I was going to try and win because I wanted to buy you a beer, but it seems flirting won't get me anywhere. Hello, it's good. Hey, what are you doing? No, stop. Everyone stop talking at the same time. He is trying to hurt me. What? Who is trying to hurt you? Please, leave me to justice. Okay, I'll leave you to justice and I'll get on with my day. Let's see. I am asleep. Find a meat lab. I'm sleeping laboratories, mat development, the workplace. Okay, that doesn't help me find my way around at all. I'm going to be honest with you. No sales. Okay, I guess I'll be paying full price to these vending machines. Alejandro, free man. And an Alejandro to you too. Use the fridge. Okay, finally, some directions. Take a look. All right, is this the way? Winning won't buy me a beer. Oh, for fuck's sake. I don't think I'll be able to win regardless. This is really confusing. All right, I'm going to have to look up a walkthrough because I don't know where to go. Of course, the workplace. To be fair, that is obvious. I am not asleep and I'm not sleeping laboratories. The workplace. I'm so stupid. I also left some hidden glasses. Oh, that's cool. It's like a least drag. They're the collectibles in the game, I guess. Oh no, the fire is not extinguished. Somebody grab that thing and extinguish it then. Oh God. There's people in there. There's holy music playing. Come on, Dad. You feel like you're in the barrel today. I'm not your daddy. All right. Despite what the YouTube commenters call me, I am not daddy. I got to turn off this music. If I can figure out how? Mice, maybe? No one helped mice. It could be mp3 tricks, maybe. Or an electric motorcycle. Let me try mp3 tricks. Yes, okay, that's it. Oh, can I fall? I can. Okay, that's interesting. There we go. An interesting way of getting down the elevator shaft. It beats waiting, though. We do not send samples to the testing room. We've increased the barometer to 1052. It's a gain, but we need some solutions. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing because I'm getting really confused. Those who do not live on the medical board, test room. Okay. Could you maybe write down the instructions? Because I'm a little bit confused still. What? What's happening? The hurry, by the way. Oh, sorry. I think I made it worse. I'll be out of your hair. Sorry, sorry. They are. Thank you for checking in. I appreciate that. Climb the mountain to start spinning. Climb the mountain to start spinning. Okay, got it. I'll take care of it. Two hours. What the hell? Sorry, this is going to be a long video, folks. Oh my God. Okay, maybe I shouldn't be messing with things. Sorry. Am I dead? I'm probably better off dead. I don't understand anyone in this world. Okay, I understand this world a little bit better. Like they're drinking water with their butts. What's not to understand? Hey, bring me back there. I was enjoying that. Okay, well, they're dead. That also solves my problem of not being able to understand them. Where's that fire extinguisher from earlier? I could really use it now. Jesus Christ. Okay. Well, he's smashed beyond belief and I'm stuck beyond belief. I can't move. Am I supposed to be able to move? All right. I use no clip. Luckily, these cheats are like iconic in the source games. It's impossible to forget them. Why do you not hear? We try to advise. What? Don't blame me for not hearing. I know you try to advise, but it doesn't really help to be honest with you. I'm not sure how to come to the knowledge to be ready to assist to establish a fruitful and unwind. You're just using big words because you're a scientist, but it doesn't actually make any sense. Run away. I'm glad I can tell you because of the pain. What? Can I have some of that? Whatever it was? Allow temptations. There we go. Thank you for the temptations. I am waiting for you. I'm waiting for you. Heal me more. Oh, wait. Are we getting out of here? All right. Fine. Come with me then and use this thingy. God damn. You don't need to translate that. I know that's just pain. Just immediately throw that grenade and it immediately disappeared. I use the grenade to smash the window instead. The little screams still using this grenade to just smash all the windows. I think it might actually be my crowbar. It's just a grenade for some reason. Maybe Google translate crowbar to grenade. I don't know. Oh, sorry. What the hell is this? Also a gun, I guess. I don't know. Oh, yes. Do not resist temptation. Oh, God damn it. Temptation ran out. Oh, oh Jesus. No, please. I need some temptation. Really? Yes, really. You're saved. I will nod. What? Let's do it. Let's do it? What? I'm leaving. You're a creepy man in a lab coat. Oh, God damn it. He's chasing me. The creepy man in the lab coat is chasing me. Yeah, probably better off. Thank you. I'll be in here getting some temptation. What was that? This is strange. The headcrabs are just enjoying a nice little slide down. I'm just kind of letting them do their thing. I think I need to turn down an electric motorcycle and I need to turn up watch. There we go. Wait, no, maybe it was watch I need to turn down. Maybe I need to turn up electric motorcycle. Yeah, that's right. Electric motorcycle needed to go up. Oh, for fuck's sake. Oh, man, that was so loud too. I shouldn't have put electric motorcycle so loud. I thought electric vehicles were supposed to be quiet. I don't like them just walking around with this grenade. It looks like I'm just ready to blow myself up at a moment's notice. They say not to use elevators in a moment of emergency, but this isn't an emergency. It's just aliens or zombies or whatever. I don't know. I mean, it's going to hurt to understand exactly what's going on. Wait, am I dead? Oh, yeah, to be fair, I should have understood electricity bad. Oh, hello everyone. Wait, oh, no scream or anything? I guess Google translate doesn't know what a scream is. He doesn't seem that overwhelmed by it either. You don't even have anything to say? Nothing? Really? Okay. Wait, is he following me? Oh, in that case, come here. There you go. Oh, that's so uncomfortable. All the noise and everything. Oh, for fuck's sake, he automatically stood up when I came out into the space big enough. Oh, fuck's sake, he did it again. That's his fault. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, still shame on you. I hate you. Some idiot went into the fan back there. Oh, bullets I understand. Bullets are the same in this world. Oh, thank God, another human. Someone I can finally talk to after all this. What? There's a lock. Yeah? Roger, assign it. Okay. Yes, I guarantee this place. Oh, yeah. I can't be bothered. Oh my God, so much is happening all at once. Jesus, they're everywhere. All right, I'm just running. Sorry, scientist dude. Good luck with that. Maybe you can talk your way out of it. I'm sure they'll listen to you. They might even speak the same language. Honestly, you make about as much sense as them. Oh, thank God. A man in uniform, he'll protect me. All right, there is a massive horde coming. Hey, look good in my trophy room. Yeah, best of luck with that trophy room. Oh, something is dead here. God, he's good at his job. Oh, God, something's alive here. Do you want to deal with him too? I'll hide behind the door. You deal with him. I don't think he wants to deal with him. There we go. I think that wine means he's dead. If he lives here, he can work together. True, true. We should try and talk this all out. This might be the wisest man I've met yet. And that's saying something. Everyone seems so smart in this world. Oh, he's dead. Sorry, buddy. I'd be lying if I said I tried to save you. Oh, God, panic, panic, panic. There's a lot of enemies. There's a lot of enemies. I don't know where to go. It's all dead ends. I was about to say if only there was a sign to point me the way, but it wouldn't fucking help anyway. Oh, I'm getting eaten by the ceiling. Oh, my friend's back because I died. You do not have to go. What? Yes, go. Yes, go. So you're saying I should go? I am waiting here. Get out of here. Okay, I'll try. I'd like to think he meant that in a caring way. Like he wants me to get out of danger. Several bad puns later. What? I'm back with you again. Oh, good. Loads of people to talk to. Do not trust us. Scare you. Forget the story. Address hot. The elevator has been closed, but still comes up. Oh, that was one of the most confusing lines yet. We are in complete shape with our team and brain. God, it's R slash. I am very smart. Oh, that was a hell of a leap. I'm getting out of here. I do not care about these people. I have nothing in common with them except for the fact that both of us make no sense sometimes. They just do it a little bit more than me. The most important security guard is located in San Francisco. Okay, so I just got to get to San Francisco, get in touch with this guard, and he'll come back and start out the whole thing. Fantastic. I don't have to be the protagonist anymore. What was that? All right, you know what? That was so emotional. That's like the moral of the story for this whole thing. There we go. I shattered this because it said the results of fire are broken glass, and I've seen a lot of broken glass around here, so I clicked that to signify there was a fire. As the results of fire is broken glass, now we are saved. Also, seven grams. Village D. It's so hard to understand anything, but we're going to leave it there. I'm going to try and like reset my mind after that because it felt like things were starting to make a lot of sense when they were talking to me, and I don't want to be in that mode. Oh, this was so fun, though. This was a great way of experiencing Half-Life 1 for the first time. I hope you guys enjoyed it, too. I appreciate you watching. It's a fun little mod if you want to give it a go yourself. It might be a bit easier if you've played Half-Life before. You might know where to go and what to do. We're going to leave it there. I appreciate you watching. If you want to check out more of my stuff, I post every day. I also stream over on Twitch. If you want to check that, the link is in the description, but other than that, I'll just say hope to see you next time. Bye for now.