 Hello, hello. Yeah, we can hear the vocals over that, we'll be alright. One, two, one, two. I think everybody's got a great bit of polytechnic. Let's do this. With lasers. Can we get some smoke? Out of Lee Coombs we discuss a website for his record label. And we look at the old site on his shiny laptop on his coffee table. He's got a home studio with a 303, the classic acid synth. It's set up on a mezzanine like he's some preacher preaching from his plinth. Why can't I be like Lee Coombs? Why can't I be like Lee Coombs? Why can't I be like Lee Coombs? Why can't I be like Lee Coombs? Is it because I am a tit-head? Mosh, he used to DJ acid pals. Now he plays break beat, he's always on the scene. He plays Brazilian festivals with other girls there, you know what I mean. No one attends my concert, so chance my lyrics. The dance is too bad to choose. Why must I live like this then? Why could I not live, for instance, like Lee Coombs? Why can't I live like Lee Coombs? Why can't I be like Lee Coombs? Why can't I be like Lee Coombs? Why can't I be like Lee Coombs? Is it because I'm scared of my own power? Is it because I'm scared of my own power? Is it because I'm scared of my own power? Is it because I'm scared of my own power? Is it because I'm scared of my own power? Is it because I'm scared of my own power? No, it's because I am a tit-head. Thank you very much. Lee Coombs, I used to do websites and stuff. Any fans of the breakbeat DJ Lee Coombs in? One day he'll turn up. They really are. And then we will be like him. Hi everyone, thanks for coming. This is a little glimpse behind the scenes of how we're powering the musical Magic Feud tonight. This is a song I wrote before that AWAR Nation one. At TV's. Conversation. At TV's. You turn up whenever you damn well please. You don't really ADD like I do. And you're always texting while we're talking. Normal conversation is just too boring. You don't really ADD like I do. I do. I don't think you're getting the board expression. While we're talking. You don't really ADD like me. Cheers. This one's about being a conflicted vegetarian. And any conflicted vegetarians in? Any conflicted vegans in? Because I know that's more difficult. So I've got to find my way back to South London at some point tonight. And this song's kind of about that process. Can we have the beats up a bit louder? Is there any chance of that? Turn the laptop up a bit. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, you're getting that. Business at Croydon's Crown Hill franchise of Kentucky Fried Chicken has gone through the roof since nude near Table Dancing Club for your eyes only, open directly across the street. South London men like cheap meat. South London men like cheap meat. South London men like cheap meat. South London men like cheap meat. Let's South London! They go out hunting women in packs. Watching each other's backs. Playing Xbox to relax. They dream a slaughter in their enemies. And they get high. And they do body mass. Shade the overweight ass. To fail the test for the sass. Cheap meat on the chicken. Cheap meat on the chicken. Down the hill some dude urinates against the bin. He's got the remains of a kebab in his free hand. Chili sauce and grease. Kind of drip from the Donna congealing like wax in a pool of urine around his feet. South London men like cheap meat. Cheap meat, you know it. Cheap meat. They'll pay more for low quality. Finish your fat bellies breakfast. And it's on the house. While he's gagging on bacon rind. And he's got chest pains. Consistent with the beginnings of heart disease. His mates are watching. And there's no way he's going to admit defeat. Because South London men like cheap meat. Join in. South London men like cheap meat. South London men like cheap meat. Brickston. Brickston. Brickston. Brickston they say love. Being in the show at the accommodation above America. Apologize to my sore throat. Boomdland. So what do these do if I put them on? Alex the Algarov guy gave me them. Wow, it's psychedelic man. But also confusing. Hey, who saw our previous presentation about rock band guitars? Maybe I'll restart that. In fact, just restart Glove Pie. And I'll explain this. No, like to do the stop it and then do it again. See if that works. No, we're not going to reboot. Well, once I saw, I think it was sunscreen at a gig like this. And they spent the first 20 minutes trying to boot a CyQuest drive. Great times. It was 2012. So... Not like Imogen Heap can do it. Let's not get into Imogen Heap. Who's missing Kate Bush for this? In other audience interaction. I don't know. Weirdly, we came on stage. We don't know how long we're going to do, but we're going to keep doing songs. Who likes LCD sound system? Other than us, obviously. Who likes pound shops? See, it's slightly similar demographic. Daft Punk is playing at my house. Playing in Poundlands. I forgot the beginning. And I have nothing against Poundland. I just don't want that to happen to me. So I heard Daft Punk there. So I have listed out all of this songs. Terms and conditions. Boo the Terms and Conditions. Which by listening to any part of it, you automatically agree. So lawyer up everybody. Because this song may not be played in supermarkets. See, that's why I fucking wrote it. In Malzahar, on the high street, or in our villages on the edge of town. And you can't just record another version. Because this song may not be covered by Kate Bush or ex-magic contestants or ukulele players. Or anyone appearing on the Radio 1 live lounge. Let's burn cotton on holiday. And this song may not be the backing. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll go into that one again. What is going on there? This song may not be in TV montages. You know the sort of thing I'm talking about. As the clumsy indicator of the mood that the narrator wants to set. And this song may not advertise Apple iPods, Google tablets or mobile phone network. Talk Time Tariffs. They imply they have some mystical state of telepathic communion with everyone that you have ever met. People say, well aren't you restricting your audience? Yes, but I'm keeping all my self-respect. Record labels say that the market today won't want quite this degree of self-referentiality anyway. And I say who knows what will be in fashion next. Stay paid. Keats are so long. And this song may not be the backing. Wacky YouTube videos of pets. Extreme sports or extreme civilians. It's not part of any Facebook campaign. Petition or quit. And this song may not have the power of social media. Probably if by some unlikely quirk of fate it actually is. Just one more page now. Because this song may not appear on any top gear CD of essential driving and all in Grand Theft Auto. Player of the Guitar Hero. Either that should always kill or the Revolutionary Televised. Unless it's telling everyone they also ought to listen to them. Of course, they actually ought to and people say you can't control your work once it's out there. And I say hey has anyone really tried. School labels and music supervisors. And am I seriously suggesting all these things should now be replaced with some sort of tense awkwardly expected. And I say really that's between you and LCD sound system. I'm just trying to draw a line. Who's with me? Who wants to hear that beat one more time? Well, one more time. I think it's going to happen when I do this. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. Daft Punk is playing. yeah it's a trick question thanks ever so much for coming we're fake bit polytechnic look us up on the internet if you weren't thinking of doing that anyway now and now I don't know how and now I think Kate Bush is gonna come on out of the windy why any questions about the instruments so this is a small guitar that they sold as a guitar here and I put strings on it it's all on the website what what are you people expecting next fun obviously