 Commending this great host is Lagatis Gaius. Gaius... Gaius Bendozar. A man. I lost, dude. I lost. Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, if you have a small penis. Really, dude? Have I could host it by her grace, the Sultana? Is due to begin shortly? Please proceed inside. I'm indubitably. Yes, yes. I, Nonimo, seventeenth of my line, have summoned you here. We are graced this day by the presence of a hero to Ulta, and dear friend the crown. I give you our champion! Hey. And bid you enjoy the feast. You know what's funny? My cure is so big, it doesn't even fit on the screen. Not to spoil your appetite. But Ulta is hardly so bountiful as this meal would have you believe. I am truly grateful for all you have done for Ulta, but there is so much more to do. That light. What is it? So bright. Almost like. By the twelve. Have you been troubled by strange dreams of late? Yes. You are like they were. Like who? Before you came to Eorzea. There were others like you who fought the primals. When the Garlean Empire threatened the realm, they helped bring together the three grand companies, and they stood with us at Cartano. That fateful day five years ago, none who survived have forgotten the hero's sacrifice. Robin, I'm gonna be honest with you, man. I'm not following at all. If you could really stop and explain, I can never mind just keep talking. Their faces are not but silhouettes, amid a blinding glare. It is for this reason that we have come to call them the Warriors of Light. You must protect that crystal at all costs. Yeah, I mean, I was just gonna hand it off. It is a gift from Hydelyn, mother of all. The fate of the realm may yet hang upon your deeds. Yeah, I mean, I was just here for the free food. Only heroes and martyrs are fit to bear such a burden. Yeah, but again. Just pray you are the former. Can I just get dinner? My blood sugar is low. I haven't eaten. Oh, sons, what we're made of? Hey, my man. Bid him hold that position, though it costs them their lives. Oh, it's him. Oh, bloody hellish. The barrier won't go down so easily. Eyes forward. Calling bloodthorne. Bloodthorne, respond. What's going on? Speak to me, mad snake. Answer me. Snake. Dude, there's zero percent chance that wasn't on purpose. What of the barracudas? Can they not be reached? General, please. Victory may belong to the bold, but there will be no victor this day. The outcome of this battle was long since decided. We go to take our place beside Archon Louissois. To your positions. Dude, I think it's so ballsy and badass. Oh wait, they're not speaking American when they do this? Okay. How are you feeling, S-Fan? Like I said, you fainted in the middle of one of the general stories. You sure you're getting the rest, S-Fan? The life of a streamer can be pretty taxing. The general left a message for you. Said that when you're feeling up to it, you should come and see him at the Hall of Flames. Probably wants to finish that story he was telling me when he fell asleep. Be with Robon at the Hall of Flames. Can we get a full frontal of your character? No, I'm saving that for my only fans. There he is. I've been waiting for you, S-Fan. I trust you're fully recovered because there's much work to be done. Work that I would have you do. I've prepared these letters for my counterparts in the Aorizen Alliance. Five years ago, we looked on. Powerless. The tragedies of the Calamity are not so easily forgotten. And so, I mean to mark the fifth anniversary of the Battle of Cartonot with a memorial service honoring the Fallen. And I would have you bear my words to them as my personal envoy. You will journey to Gridania and Limsa Lominsa as my official representative. I hereby grant you permission to use the airship routes, connecting the three city-states, and this pass serves the proof of your privilege. Now go, S-Fan, and heed the crystal's guidance should you ever lose your way. So far at level 2021, I feel like the new player experience is way, way better than retail. Wow. It's FF-12 multiplayer. That's just kind of how it feels. Oh, look, a mentor. Wait, you actually have a mentor icon next to your name. That's funny. How do you get that? They're going the wrong way? No, listen, you're not a mentor. You don't know. Oh, we're here. Oh, nice. Thank you. Thank you, sir. This is the reservation counter for passengers traveling to Limsa Lominsa. S-Fan television, yes. Highwind Skyways at your service. Will you be flying with us today? Proceed to the landing area. Yeah. Attention all passengers. The airship bound for Limsa Lominsa is about to depart. Please keep all hands and legs inside of the vehicle. Please fasten your seatbelts. We will have a nice safe journey. You're standing and not wearing a seatbelt. Please, the large man in the Hawaiian shirt. Could you please sit down? Godspeed, S-Fan. Godspeed. If I'm right, they'll be singing your praises from here to the far reach before long. Sir, sir, we don't have any peanuts. Sir, please. Yeah, sir, you're going to have to stay seated. Sir, yes, we have a restroom on board. Sir, please. Please. Where's the emperor? No way. No way. He actually does pay. It looks so badass, but just though. Darth Weaver. Sin failed to yield us control over it. It is twisted beyond all reckoning. Rotten nigh to the core. We are on one mind, Lord Van Bowser. Hey, is Legatus really planning to take another tilt at Aorzer? Take another tilt at Aorzer? I thought the emperor had given up the western lands for last after Cartonor. What could the Legatus possibly hope to gain by acting alone? My, my lord. Please, call me Nero. Smack your dumb ass. Soon you will be made to know the true power of Magitech. Magitech? Hey, sir, sir, sir. Greetings, sir. Welcome to our fair city. If you'd permit me, I'd take a sample of the seal on the mist if you carry. Can't afford to be complacent, you understand? Please, step this way. So the silver-tongued merchants send an adventurer to speak for them. It appears the old darns place great faith in you. Well, why is the rest of this not voiced? Okay, whatever. A memorial service to honor the fallen. Seven hells. Has it been five years? Five years since the Garlean Empire sought to rest Aorzer from our grasp. Wait, I wonder, hold on. Let me see if I can pull this off, one second. Test. Test, test, test. From inside the shell of Dalamud came a winged nightmare. A dragon the size of a bloody city. Twas the elder prime of Bahamut vent on making an eighth hell of Aorzia. Words cannot well describe the scene, even as I steeled myself for death. A blinding white light enveloped me, robbing me of my senses. We need champions to replace those we lost. This memorial service may be the very thing to unite us. Hey, dude, nice pixels. What is this, dude? This is 108p. What is going on here? You guys see this? Your duty is done here, adventurer. You travel next to Radanya, yes? Give my regards to the Elder Seeds here, and tell her the wolf has been snipping around the stables. Fare you well, Esfand. May the navigator guide you on your journey. Greetings, sir. This is the counter for passengers traveling to Radanya. Would you like a ticket? Yeah. Attention, passengers. The flight is now boarding for the Zeppelin II Radanya. Please, leave your hands, feet, arms, and any other appendages you may have inside the vehicle, because we don't want to have any accidents on our way to Radanya. Sir, you're still standing. Sir, would you... Okay. Sir, why are you getting... Sir, I'm talking to you. Sir. Sir. I was saying quitting while I was playing bottom as he'd know. I'm not quitting while... My stream is so much a variety stream. For me, this doesn't really replace, wow, what this does is this replaces, like, or this fits in to kind of like a lot of the variety stuff I wanted to do this month. You know what I mean? You are the Uldan Envoy. Begging your pardon, sir, but might I inspect the missive you bear? Verily. This is the seal of the Supreme Commander of the Immortal Flames. Please come with me. So you are the Uldan Envoy. Yeah, I am. On behalf of our fair nation, I bid you welcome. Thanks. Please. I am Khan Esenna. I am Ken Sama. I am the Seizir of Radanya, and leader of the Order of the Twin Adder. Hmm? A message from the Admiral. A wolf has been sniffing around her stables, you say. I see. Well, I shall be pleased to provide her with such counsel as I am able. But first, I would tell you more of the Garlayan threat. For the greater part of its history, Garlamal was not even among the most influential nations. In El Sabart, its innovations in the field of magitech, some 50 years past, helped to erase it from the depths of obscurity. And when all of El Sabart lay within its grasp, it turned its ravenous gaze upon Eorzea. Yet, Garlamal's transformation did not come about by virtue of magitech alone. Its success owed much to the consonant relationship of its first and reigning emperor, Solas Zos Galvis. It is said that he grows frail and even more prone to illness. If rumors are to be believed, the matter of succession has destabilized the imperial court, and this would explain the empire's relative inactivity In recent years, yet we cannot allow ourselves to become complacent. For Garlamal's still maintains a presence in Eorzea. For Garlamal's still maintains a presence in Eorzea. The form of the 14th imperial legion commanding this great host is Lagatis Gaius Gaius. Gaius... Gaius Bendozar. A mess. I lost dude. I lost. I'm sorry. I've been up all night, Mr. Television. I'm sorry for yawning in your presence. The admiral desires my counsel regarding a brazen wolf. She means to tell me that the empire may soon resume its advance. I'm getting too tired, dude. The prime... A remembrance service may help to rekindle the spirit of unity which brought the peoples of Eorzea together. The necessary proportions shall be made for a service here in Gridania. Your work here is done, my friend. I shall send my reply to the flame general forthwith. May the twelve see you home safely. Well, it's complete. You may now make use of the airship routes connecting the three nations before you board an airship. Nice! I pray your meeting with the Elder Seeds here went well. The proprietor of the Drowning Wench. Gregarious gentleman. He has a task for a capable adventure. I know not what the task entails, but if you are interested in learning more, I pray speak with Baderon at his establishment. Speak with Baderon and Linsa Lemonsa. We're going to the Drowning Wench. Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, if you have a small penis. Really, dude? Oh, here is Baderon. You're welcome to the Drowning Wench. Sit where you like, mate. Ah, erudous. I've got a job for a capable adventure, you see. Suspicious looking buggers have been sneaking in and out over the Sastasa Sigrat. Don't sound like much, I know. But it weren't so long ago as the fishbacks pet pirates paid us an unwelcome visit. I should be happy to elaborate. Oh, wait, that's it. Wait, was I wisey? Sorry, I have to run off by that. Well, well, you arranged Chief Yellowjacket himself. In fact, I was informed that you had requested an adventurer to assist in my investigation. And I came to offer what information I could with the Sahagin testing our defenses daily. I am loath to assign the task to the limited forces at my disposal. Then it is settled. Sastasa is located in Western La Nosha. She can be found at the ferry docks on the lower decks. You're the man. Good luck to you, lad. Wait, get in. Wait, I can get in the car? Wait, what the frick? Cool, awesome. Nice, dude. Anyways, guys, thank you so much for joining me. 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