 I know this is gonna make you guys sad. I lost the nut button. I was gonna say I was gonna do that, but I have no idea where it went. Psych! That's the wrong number! Oh! Yeah! Nut, nut, nut. You really think I'd lose my most prized possession? I haven't even lost my virginity. Bruh. Do you really think I'm gonna lose the nut button? Your eyes are f***ing out of your mind if you think I'm losing this f***ing thing. If you ever talk s*** like that again, I will call me your house and f*** you. All right. I think it's 100% certain fact that I am demonetized. Psychic! Welcome back to Wheel of Mutts. Dude, I haven't posted one of these in a fat minute. I do have a good excuse, though. I went to Chicago for like four days, and it was really fun. I had a great time, but I didn't get... I literally got nothing done YouTube-wise. Also, additionally, this is some early news, but I'm gonna be in Greece for a month and a half. So I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do for videos. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, this is episode 36, which means we just prestigeed it. So I'm gonna head all around to the team and I'm gonna show you guys what we did. There was a lot of choices we had to make, and it was not easy to do, but I made my decisions. Number one, as you can see on the offense, ta-da, b***h, gimme a head. I'll just say go, dab. 96 released, 94 jump, 97 route running. Definitely deserved. This dude was a beast at route running. I gotta get a hat back again. I was not gonna prestige Cheryl Davis. I know he's gonna hat back. I don't watch Cheryl Davis. Also, oh my God. So you know how there's like, I don't know if you guys even played anymore, but there's an Ultimate Legend trade-in where you get an NAT random Ultimate Legend, and I got Barry Sanders. Like I actually got him, so I need to find a way to get him on this fricking team. We prestigeed the Ray Lewis. This was kind of like an investment almost. I'm really hoping that there's gonna be a great new Ray Lewis that comes out in the future, and then hopefully I can get like a 98, 99 overall Ray Lewis from that prestige upgrade. And then I upgraded Bo Jackson. I prestige him into the free safety. He's amazing there with 91 zone coverage, 91 speed, 91 hip power, and potentially I could also cheese with a Bo Jackson. Like if let's say Bo Jackson gets an Ultimate Legend hat back, I could technically turn this Bo Jackson since I get the best version of his card. I could turn the tight end Bo Jackson into the hat back. Let's go hop in. We've got some mother fogging wheel spins to do. There she goes. Okay, now she's going. All right, the first movement. Oh, I'm so number 36. We need a hat back. So whatever this grants me, let it grant me a hat back. Store packs four times of my choice. Oh, oh. Okay, so it looks like really the only thing I can do is the Legends fantasy pack, but I get four of them. And this is gonna make my team so much better. Overall right now, let's look at it real quick. 76 overall right now. I literally guarantee you guys we're gonna be like an 85 overall at the least after all this. Ryan Tannehill's not gonna start, but Clint Bowling's gonna start and we can pick up a right end. That works for me. No, that's a cold pepper. That's such a sick bowl, but I don't need them at all. I already have Mel Blot and Kellen Winslow. Tell me why Jamie Collins Superbowl is the best pick here. That's so buns. Our secondary tight end is gonna be Kellen Winslow, which is actually pretty solid if I prestige him. And then I moved, prestige him, and then moved Bo Jackson to hat back. Boys, I might be onto something here. Cory Lujit is going to right end. All right, golds, golds, and we get at least an elite left outside linebacker. He'll definitely start. And Isaiah Crowell, worst comes the worst. Isaiah Crowell is our new hat back. Pierre Garçon, wide receiver, left end, right tackle, Dan Dierdorf, and left guard, Randall McDaniel. That's who Bella pulled the 98 version of. You know what, Dan Dierdorf. All right, here we're gonna get Ryan Granzac curve. That's kind of solid. Next one's gonna have an 85 right end. And I don't need a right tackle. I just got a right tackle, but I do need a left tackle. Oh my God, we're killing it. I'm telling you guys. Demarcus Ware might be a good pickup because he does have a good legend that I could potentially prestige. Final pack, I need some serious fire in this one. Another right end, that's not gonna help us. None of those guys were too helpful. We're gonna de-tackle and acclaim Matthews. You know what, I'm gonna take Jalen Smith because I need a middle linebacker actually. Sorry, Clay Matthews. Sorry, sorry, Packers fans. I love you guys. I'm a nerlin'. Let me see if we can top it. But I think that might be the, oh, I'm taking the cake, dude. Beautiful, but a new middle linebacker and new de-tackle, a new cornerback. That is fire. This is like a packin' play right here. All right, that's gonna take us, I think, to an 82 overall. So let's look what we got. Oh, I could put Kellen, I could put Kellen Winslow here, can't I? Oh, I totally can. He's a 90 overall. He's a 90 overall wide receiver. That's an 83. Boys, I might be an 85 overall. I might have been totally right. And now I need to put in Ronald Darby. This is the, oh my God. And then I can put Corey Luzia at de-tackle. I'm gonna be an 85 overall, I'm such a genius. I'm so smart. Ronald Darby, 84, Corey Luzia. Patience. Right here, baby. I'm puttin' that Kerr guy right here. 85 overall. Oh my, I must have gotten so close. Okay, so all the figures we got are actually sick, there's an 84 overall. Ronald Darby, whole Brands Bankin' new defensive line. Pretty much Brands Bankin' new linebacker core. And what's even funnier, as we are not even done yet, that was literally only one of my wheel spins. So now we have one entire more wheel spin before we hop into this crucial game. This is the first game of the new procedure. Coming up on an episode 40, Combine, Combine. Boom. Combine bosses, the one through 10 wheel. So first things first, program NFL Combine. Next thing we gotta do, 96 to 97. So these are the Combine boss players. Oh. Okay, so the only players we can get are these 10 players that are up here. It's gonna be one of these guys. I get Dantari, Paul Gideon, Clowny, Brandon Cooks, Taran Armstead, Miles. As long as I don't get Taran Armstead, dude, I won't even care. So now I'm gonna go through the one through 10 wheel as it directed to me. And I get to take whoever the wheel decides for me. You guys know how this works by now. I'm not gonna reiterate how this fucking works. And we're gonna get number three, Prince Cooks. Prince Cooks. I have been wanting a speed demon wide this season for so long, and we've got one. 135,000 coins for the 96 speed ride receiver. I'm actually gonna put Cooks at the slot. Cause I already do have Ocho Sinko who's really, really good, really good, released a lot of good speed. So I'm gonna use Brandon Cooks for slants and drags and stuff and Winslow for aggressive catches. I'll see how it goes. Maybe I gotta move Brandon Cooks over to Y receiver number two, but let's just see how this plays out first. That's it though. The team is actually in 85 overall before we hop into the next thing. We just went from like a 77, 76 to an 85. All in one episode. Let's go hop into a game, win the game, and then we can talk. Let's do it. Now of course we gotta do the challenge wheel. I don't think I've gotten the challenge wheel in like five episodes. I've been struggling so bad. All I need is a, ooh, not user pick. Oh, this one's so tough. I'm so bad at this one. All right, so if you don't know the rules, I gotta get 200 passing yards. If I get them, I get 20, whoa, not 20. I get 10k to spend on the team if I get 200 passing yards. If not, nothing happens. It's just for fun. All right, hop into a game. Now before we go any further, I do wanna give a huge shout out to Petini Blitz. They've been sponsoring me for a while and I gotta mention that. You guys have probably seen the app, but if you haven't, it's a virtual trading card similar to Mad Mobile where you can get all the players in the NFL. You can open packs, you can do pack battles, and you can play daily fantasy sports when the NFL season is in swing. If you guys are interested in getting the app, the link is in the top of the description. As always, make sure you click that, download the app and you guys can play with me. Thanks and enjoy the video. I'm so, I love my black and gold. My black and gold top three is so sick. We're playing hurdle king and bro. He has the night train lane. Oh my God, I'm gonna lose. You have to put in something. Think about it this way, guys. I have put in a hell of a lot of hours into this game and I'm not even close to getting Sean Taylor, whatever. Let's do it. I ain't scaring a nobody. Guys, I think we're certainly capable of this. Okay, don't get, Mike, I literally just like had a heart attack. Michael Vick, you're a god. Halfback whammy is against this defense, but we'll see how it does. Oh my God, I show voted almost too early, but okay, I'll take my touchdown. Wow. Okay, that scared the living shit out of me and we're going with the fake cheese. He's got a guy dropping back in coverage. Playmaker him up. What the? Yeah, throw it over the middle. I'll kill you. Oh wait, he threw it over the middle. Oh wait, he threw it over the middle and I didn't kill him. Actually he got 30 yards. Oh wait, he wants it over the middle. I know he does. Oh, darn it. I'm biting on the run. Yep, I bit. Wait, whoa, why, whoa. If someone could please explain to me why every single person on my team just got pancakeed like they were a fucking six-year-old child, then we can talk. But until then, I don't want to talk to anybody. How did all you fucking bums just hit the deck? Oh, he's there. He's so there. Michael. He was wide open and he ran into, rewind that. He ran into my own receiver. Fuck my ass. Wait, wait, what are you doing? Wait, why are you? Wait, why did he just, why did he just press coverage on fourth and 26? What are you doing? Oh, he's there. I love it, dude. I absolutely love it. This is quite the drive. That's all I'm gonna say about this. I'm just gonna block everybody. I'm taking that up the middle. Oh, shit. Well, Michael Vick, Michael Vick, Michael Vick. Oh, I got too scared. I don't want to fumble. I'll take my, I will take my field goal though. This is okay. All right, nine to seven. I'm totally okay with that. Nine to seven. Good work. Hey, we're fighting back. This is kind of tough. All right, he is passing. I'm coming for the QB. He's gonna throw it. Oh my God. That was a great throw. I really thought that I was gonna get picked off. Jesus, man. Oh, right up the middle. Let's go when we got him. Fourth and one. Oh, he's going for it. Okay. I like the balls on this guy. I really appreciate this. Let's see if he's, he is running it. Probably running it. Literally just high back whams it right up the middle. Oh, that hurts. 14 to nine. I cannot score within this time frame. And I think he gets the ball. I have to. Nothing over the middle. Nothing over the middle. Oh my God. He just dots me up. This guy's dotting me the fuck up, dude. Holy shit. Expose him. Expose him. They wanted it for me there. Dude, there's literally not shit I can do right now. Like, no matter what player I run at, I just get fucking clamped. His team is way too good for me right now. What the fuck? Goodness. I literally ran commit up the middle because I thought he was running. I was totally wrong. And I just figured it was gonna be a touchdown. And that is what came of it. Oh, he's actually gonna get that. Oh no, he's gonna step up and pick me off. Shit, man. Oh, at least I made the tackle. Another pick. Those back to back interceptions. Michael Vick, can you do it? He needs some meal. He's stuck the fuck out of me. You love me, I sell her only for the, I only love my band. I highly convinced this game was coded by literally monkeys. That guy just picked up the ball and he was standing, his whole body was standing out of bounds and he picked it up so then it literally just made the ball out of him. I have had quite enough fuck wheel of mud. I've had enough of getting inside zoned on because his team is 10 overalls better than mine. So we take a heart out there and that's gonna negate all of the players that I just got. And that is so many players. Like, I thought that was bad with like how bad he was block setting and stuff. I cannot wait for this next game when my whole team is Silver's again. You know what I think that you're really doing this game? Is they should actually match you up with people whose overalls are comparable with yours. Like, why would you match up an 85 overall against a 97 overall? Gentlemen, we live and we learn and we prosper and we move on to the next game. Yeah, that's gonna be it for Wheel of Mud Episode number 36. Stay tuned for 37. I need to make a serious redemption. I gotta come back, get a solid win under my belt and add some new players to the team. Peace out, merfuggers.