 Hey everybody, welcome back to the episode of movie feuds now. We've had some requests to review Captain America. Well, just one from me Yes, well, I guess so we're actually gonna do this review now. We dressed up in our in our blue We're gonna I was gonna do blue. He's gonna do red and white, but Either way, so get your Captain America shields up. We're gonna throw a lot of shit at you there. We swore Subscribe C Cub is correct. That's what I'm calling you now because when I saw that it was 79% on Ron tomatoes I thought to myself this needs to be reviewed by professionals and then by me and you You've been telling me to watch this movie for quite some time and to be honest. I caught on a Netflix insta stream So insta stream. Yeah, that's what I call it Did you know this movie ends twice once at the 45-minute mark and once about two hours? Three times for me because when I watch a Netflix instrument, I couldn't get through it. Yeah, I couldn't get through it It was that bad. I'm not actually too familiar with Chris Evans work I know him as the human torch in Fantastic Four. That's all you that's really But I thought he did a decent job He was the only character in the entire movie that had any type of memorable lines whatsoever That's a blanket statement. I'm gonna stick to you. I'm not familiar with any lines of this film Yeah, Evans was fine. I don't know. I don't care Hugo weaving was also in it as Red Skull Or as I maturely refer to him as period face. Oh, nice. Thank you Well, then we have a host of cameos and I just call them all the rest of the cast are just cameos because they only get about Five minutes of screen time each so Well makes her big screen debut. Okay, I don't think that's actually correct I don't know any other issues in Tom Lee Jones. You know, obviously Samuel Jackson Jones is gonna whip you to shape He's a drill sergeant and he's acting again. Yeah, that's not like Tommy Lee Jones. That's spot on pretty good spot on I think the story had to pretend short for potential You have a scrawny little guy all he wants to do is join the army fight for his country Oh, he wants to do and with the help of his iron suit. He's able to accomplish. You're a nothing. That's iron man You're thinking of okay. Well, no, yeah, yeah, he's got the turns green when he gets angry and he's able to Incredible Hulk. I don't he throws a hammer that has or are you doing this on purpose? I am because I don't think the film had potential I think Captain America is a lame hero and this film really only was made to serve the Avengers storyline It's hard to argue, but I'm going to feuding What I was getting at is that this kind of has potential in the timepiece war movies always had kind of an interesting story But however, I think this one took a little too far the entire film seemed like a early 1900s wartime propaganda It was just can't be actually really can't be Adam I didn't know if you knew this, but my great grandpa in the 40s actually was in a Wartime video. I already I already know where this is going. Let me guess. I look just like your grandpa We have footage. In fact, you're wearing the same shirt today as your grandpa wore in the 1940s It's it's a strange to say that we did look very very similar to each other You know some people say that I am a mirror image of him. Just roll the joke. So just roll it Yes, choose from the army's big three only the army lets you choose one the job training You want or two the travel you want or three the combat branch you want before you enlist Make your own breaks in today's army choose from the big three before you enlist see your army recruiter tomorrow Well, I think that showed a lot of courage Patriotism there's a tough time back then click a lot of inbreeding. Well, I don't think that's fair, you know I don't think it's accurate though. I made my own propaganda film for a future war when we invade Canada and wow Let's see that. Yeah, if I could get Taylor to put that up on the projector. Yeah, oh Hey, I didn't hear you come in Do you hate Canada as much as I do? Do you like the smell of a hot dog and a hot summer day? Do you like John Mellencamp or Bon Jovi? Of course you do. Do you like fresh cut flowers? Do you like your wife? Do you like watching a bear catch a salmon from a stream with his bare teeth or his paw? Did you ever want to be a bird of prey like an eagle and fight a hawk and catch your food with your claws? So if you like all these things and by God you're an American and that qualifies you to join the army and fight those dirty Connects I'll see you on the battlefield The pacing is miserable a notable scene for me was when Captain America is in the war room And they're trying to figure out how to break into this impenetrable fortress by a period phase and Captain America is like hang on Yeah, yes I have it and then it jump cuts to him just driving through the base in his motorcycle There was a ton of like assumed instances where usually there's like a creative Strategy, but no it's just him driving to the shield. Yeah The first thing that threw me off was the time period, you know 1940s and all of a sudden they have this technology The create the titanium shield that he uses and then the blue plasma thing it just disintegrates people and nobody's like hey You know it's 1942, but that's cool. Just plasma disintegrates all my buddies. There was a lot They could have done with 1942 we're tying about the year of Starbucks coming into its own the fall of the Berlin wall I mean all walls came down Pink Floyd dropped its album off the wall or the wall for where are you right now? Where are you? I don't know. I never know You win wars We haven't feuded in a while But it's not our fault that Hollywood keeps putting out movies so bad that Corey doesn't even like them Wow With that in mind, I'm gonna give you my review Four human torches out of 24. That's a rating not a review Okay, I had zero expectations for this film it met every single one of them I knew it was going to suck it did I had to stop it once because I thought it ended it didn't Kind of did I'm giving it to red-white and blue star shields out of 11 Okay We just played some clips so you can roll us out if you want good well There's two views this movie you might I just say I wanted this movie to red-white and blow me away But I didn't you didn't get there one red white blue Practice Hey, Adam, actually oh, hey Didn't see you over there. What did you come in? Look, I think this look listen listen idiots So if you like all these things and I think you do well then by God that makes you an army man or woman But we don't allow women in the army You go weavings also there as red skull or as I maturely refer to him a period face