 You are. You'll always be here. Have you graded? I imagine you'd fetch an AFA 30 at the simple common decency to die on one of the many occasions I tried to kill you. So really, this is your own fault. Of course. How irresponsible of me. By the way, you keep mentioning your fantastic toy collection, but I haven't seen any of it. Where are all the rare toys you keep bragging about? I don't keep them up here, where somebody might see them. I keep them in my vault. The vault is climate controlled, temperature controlled, light controlled. It's the perfect environment to preserve vintage toys for all time. Preserved for all time? For no one to see? Correct. Unfortunate for you that you can't see it. I have everything. Have you heard of Pimp Daddy Destro? Yes. It's an extremely rare recalled variant. Only a handful of them are confirmed to exist. I have five of them. Would you like to see? Of course I would. I've never seen one in person. Too bad. No one gets to see them, not even me. Light yellows the plastic and not one photon of light has touched them in 15 years. You would have me parade them down the street, exposed every harmful element. You would see my whole collection destroyed, wouldn't you? Never! You are a sick man. You may think I'm sick and twisted, but I am also a genius. I have collected you, reviewer. I have stopped you from sharing your G.I. Joe toys. I have stopped Cobra Month from happening. You are defeated and I have won. Here comes the evil laugh again. You gotta make sure you don't let him... I have to do it. I mean, like, why? There's another guy. I mean, you should call for backup. It's only two of us. Get away. It's all up to you. To move to Springfield and take in that accounting job and be a crimson guard, they don't have to put up with this kind of crap. Lobos, I hate to tell you this, but he's not here. He was just there when you meet. How'd you miss that? How'd you miss that? Are you trying to play a game with me? This is a kind of joke. Where'd you go? Come on. This isn't funny. I'm telling you, if I was a crimson guard, this would be so much easier. All I'd have to do was have some plastic surgery so I can look like Fred and... Oh, yeah. I'll use more bullets. Form BXU-57 to Strident. Come in, Strident. You know, for a bunch of goons, this elevator's pretty nice. It's about time. What's up, beautiful? Beautiful? Whoa, whoa, my bad. I was expecting someone else. Someone else? Who else is calling you on the Super Secret Communications Network? Besides my team. And anyway, what's up, Agent Kevin? Joevers is facing a serious crisis, and we need you to help us save it. Hooded Corporal Commander 788 has been kidnapped by a supervillain called The Toy Master. That's terrible. That guy was funny, man. I always wondered what was under his mask. Mask? Hey, where's a mask every episode? You know. That's Timmer. Oh, so you're talking about the short-haired guy with the glasses, huh? No, that's Joefan82. So, the podcast from South Africa? No, that's G.I. Joeber. That's more than one person. I'm talking about HCC 788. He shouts a lot and flails his arms a lot. Oh, so she's been kidnapped. I'd be on board to go rescue her. Her? Yup. In one video, he turned into a woman. I was like, what? He's changed back again. He's a he again. Ooh, I'm way behind on watching her videos. I gotta catch up. Anyway, the Joeverse needs you to help keep Cobra Month going by doing a Cobra Review. There are clues scattered throughout the Cobra Convergence Review videos that will tell us how to rescue HCC 788. Will you help us? Of course. Just make sure I got plenty of bad guys to blow up and some awesome theme music. Naturally, that's how we do things around here. By the way, who do you think Timbers hiding under his mask? You think he's got some kind of gnarly snake-eyes thing going on? I don't know. I assumed he had another mask under his mask. Are you ready, Agent Strident? Yes, sir. Let's do this thing. It's time to knuckle up.