 Item number SCP-009-J Object Class Fun for ages 2 and up Special Containment Procedures This book belongs to Alfie Jacobs, a Foundation First Readers book, copyright 2013, Dr. Wondertainment Press. Description SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pill bug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stairs? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a faraway place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the ooblack and data expunged? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right. SCP-009-J is you. Site 42 is able to continue broadcasting and move up to making live-action SCP adaptations thanks to support from our viewers, subscribers, and especially our patrons. A little shout out to our level 5 researcher level patron, Andre Bechert.