 What are you doing, man? I was helping you out. Yeah, I was just helping you out. Keep it up. Good work. Good work. Where's the fire, man? No, you're fine. You're fine. Just keep it up. There's no fire? Yeah, you're fine. Don't you worry about it. Just spraying that all over the place. You spraying it on a glass, everything, man? Yeah, sorry. You just saw me wipe this ding down for the past 10 minutes. Are you gonna slatter that thing all over the world? Yeah. You got beef, Cornwood? No. You got no beef, man. All right, please. I'm trying to do my job, homie. All right, well, you give it a good work, son. I'm here making this sit so much harder than it for me. Don't worry about it. Just keep up the good work, okay? Okay, okay, of course. Of course. What, you trying to get the job on me? No, I'm just saying. Look at that. You like my moves? See, I'm already on the other side. Look at that. You lost. You lost in the sauce. No, no, look, I got, listen. I think I'm going one way and then boom, I'm going another. See that? Hey, keep between me and you. I've protected this place with this very own fire extinguisher before. Oh, yeah. You should have seen it. It was a day of any day. The air was crisp. The sun was out here beaming my forehead. Really? I just got done sweeping up the floors downstairs and cleaning out the toilets of those days, big old dookie. And after that, after that, I came upstairs to simply come through and groom the buses of all the raccoons and the roaches that sweep inside. As I came up, a hobo came through bus in the door stabs dispatchers for the knife on my neck, my jugular. I do a little I do a little. Yeah, getting one of these. I do a little. And then go right around him. Yeah. That's good to see. So we got a gun range over here. Okay. We're doing good now. Now here, you look at the box. What's going on? Look at this. Oh, damn. Oh, damn. I'm so sorry. Oh, let me get your knife back. Son. Are you okay? Son, are you okay? Son, do I need to call you? Do I need to call? Oh, shit. Son, are you okay? Reaching to the box. Put the cloth on the bullet. Oh, man. Okay. I'm doing it right now. Doing it right now. Okay. Just help me up, man. I'll be good. Okay. Ready? I'm going to help you up now. One, two, three. Here we go. You got to use a few of those. Yeah, you look fine. Use a couple of those. We'll get somebody to clean that up. We'll hire somebody. What do you mean somebody, man? That's me. I'm just here, man. Stop me, mindset, man. Stop me, mindset. You tell me to clean it up? Go ahead and clean that up, son. What the fuck? Don't you worry about it. Don't you worry about it. Clean that up. I ain't cleaning that, man. You just saw me my fucking soda, man. Son, don't worry about it. You going to clean it up? I'll help you get started. How about you clean it up? Yeah. Yeah. It'll be fine. Keep on going. Keep on going. You need more than that? Yeah. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about the rest, Cornwall. I'll just clean up after. Appreciate the help. Absolutely. That was me, Andrew. We're doing a little... You're shooting it. It was a learning exercise. Don't worry, sir. I wanted to see if I could shoot over his head if he did one of these. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, let me try. Go ahead. Yeah, just shoot straight and see if it hits me. You got to... What's the exercise? So I wasn't shooting down towards the body. I was shooting straight ahead. For example, here, let's go ahead and... I thought we were trying to dodge my bullets. No, no. If I point forward, right, and then you lay on the ground, is the shot going to make contact with you? It goes right here. Oh, shh, what the... What the hell? Hey, hey, oh, god! Oh, my... Cornwall! Cornwall! Is somebody in the car? Cornwall! What the fuck? I was crashing a helicopter into the police department. What the hell happened? Cornwall! What the fuck? I tried to pull it out and I got on fire. What is going on? What the fuck is going on? Damn terrorists attacking the damn PD. What the fuck is going on? Andrew, speak to me, man, you're right. Hey, hey, listen to me, big man. You okay? Breathe, breathe, where's it hurt? Where's it hurt? Put pressure on your shoulder. Your shoulder's fucking mangled, okay? Okay. Breathe, are you breathing? I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. I don't believe you. I'll be fine, I'll be fine. I'll be fine, I'm good, I'm good. Yeah, all right. You just 1050, you aren't 1050, still rolling out. You just 1050, you aren't 1050, still rolling out. Melbourne, you stupid son of a bitch! What the hell are you doing, son of a bitch? I didn't do nothing! You got ghost cars and slugs. You are surrounded by the police! You are surrounded by the police! Surrender immediately! Shove of your fucking hands! This is a vehicle of surrender! Raise your hands, raise your hands more! Run it up! Run it up! Keep leaving, keep moving! Get your fucking hands. Fucking asshole. That's fucking male, you're one. Melbourne, you're one, stupid son of a bitch. You know that police work so bad. I didn't do anything! Good job, guys. Oh, god, he shot me! Jesus Christ, boy! You shot me, you fucking shot me! Oh my god! Oh my god! Put your hands behind your back. You shot one of my fucking prisoners! You shot one of my prisoners! You shot me! Okay. Oh my god! Jesus Christ. Look at the bullet hole in my belly! Look, I know it looks like a tattoo, but I just... What the hell? Uh, what's up? Uh, Corwin's getting arrested. Why, what happened? He shot fucking male for no reason. Uh, it's probably just an accidental discharge. Yeah, an accidental discharge of your firearm to a handcuff suspect. Yeah, it's probably just accidental. It happens sometimes. You might have to suspend him for 10, 10 minutes or something like that. 250, can you start EMS our way for one elderly gentleman with a GSW? Well, motherfucker, you better recognize. We'll take care of, uh, Corwin, we'll just lend him. Yeah, please take care of that, Andrews. Listen, one for one. Let me shoot him. No, I didn't even shoot your ass. Bastard, look at my belly. Would you be willing to take a shot from, uh, Mel? I didn't even hit his ass. He shot me. Look at my belly. There's a hole directly in the center. Come on, Corwin. That's a tattoo. I thought I had the safety on. I'm going to be completely honest with you. Your finger is your safety. I'm lucky as hell. I did not actually aim at him. Why the fuck? There's blood on the ground. Well, no, I missed. You didn't miss shit. No, you didn't miss. You shot him right in the stomach. Wait, did I really? It's a lie. Don't worry about it. I don't know what they're talking about. I didn't see nothing. Goddamn it, Corwin. Keep the seal in your fucking holster plate. Yeah, listen, if he gets prosecuted and caught, maybe I'll suspend him. I don't know why it always puts you in the front seat. I'm going to fucking shoot you both. I swear to God. I swear to fucking God. Luck the goddamn car. Yes. Well, are you sure that blood wasn't from you stomping on his ass? No, I didn't stomp on his ass. I think it was his ass that might have been his leg or something. I'm going to be completely honest with you. I thought that my safety was on. Corwin, keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready. Annihilate somebody, please. Don't worry. No one's going to believe this. See now, old man. There's eight cops there. They're going to say they saw him shoot him. No, but we'll just say a car backfired. So why are you stomping in the middle of the road? I'm sorry. No, I was on my phone. I'm sorry. Okay, well, maybe don't do that. I know. I'm sorry. I'm familiar. I had to drive this thing so damn fast. I put my foot in the accelerator and don't swim in and out and run into random shit. How the hell do you do that? I don't know. It's just something you learn, I guess, the more you drive. This is some modifying police work you're doing right now, Corwin. You're thinking of promoting you. Yeah. What are we trying to get to? I don't know. I'm driving. Maybe you want to repair the vehicle? Yeah, it might be a good idea. Okay. Well, I'll make the PD for you. I'm just filling up my vehicle. Can you 25 with me at Bishop Road? Check it. I think you might have got cheated off the edge there. Oh, he's down below us from the train tracks. You see him? You got to eat his little thing. Look down the left there. Yep. He's dead. How many times? Yep. Is he okay? I believe we might need to take him to the hospital. 13 Bravo, Innocence Boulevard if I can get some units out there. We've already got this code for it. That's fucking driving back there, Corny. I'll tell you what, you sure do amaze me with your police work. I'm telling you, the damn axle's broken. Don't turn. I'm telling you. 299 mark that code for us back tonight. Let me give you a little tip on these dirt backs in the city. These guys, you know, we got a budget to pay. Crime fucking pays. Better do the fucking paperwork and have them give you money. You become rich and they just do more crime because they're stupid. You'll catch them again. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Fuck the police, man. What's going on here? What do you mean? They got the red light, man. Did you hear that obstruction of justice? They got legal tense, boss. If you don't go, I will black-ball you. Okay, I'm Dean. Yep, go ahead. I don't go on duty that much. Go ahead. 299, show me how it's 1-10-30 Southbound Elkin Avenue in front of the hospital. It's going to be a black and color Ocelot occupied three times. We're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You want to take care of this one? You want to take care of this one? You want to take care of this one? You want to take care of this one? Sure thing. Howdy, y'all. It's me and Ranger Clarkson here. I'm Sheriff Cleaves-Cornwood. Nice to meet you all. That's your former. Anyway, is this here vehicle yours? This is Dean's vehicle. I'm friends with him at the casino and he has allowed us to borrow it while he goes to sleep. And it is in our possession, exactly. You can confirm this with Dean yourselves, Officer. You see the license plate? We official. I did see the damn license plate. So you're saying to me, hey, to sleep on his own volition. Is that right? Y'all didn't put his asses there. What are you doing, man? What are you doing, man? What are you still doing? No, he's not. Cornwood, I'm seeing a broken tail light here. What's going on? You're not even hitting the tail light. What the fuck? Boys, officers, we mean no harm. Cornwood, I'm seeing you. Broken headlight here. What are you doing? I'm going to have to let him know about this, Conan. That's some good work. Clarkson, that's some good work doing some investigative work right there. I want you to drink some more of that mouthwash, Cornwood. So we're really about. I tell y'all, I think your your damn windows are tinted too dark. Y'all are probably going to end up in jail. I don't see any windows. Yeah, you don't see them because they look like damn walls, son. That's why I don't see them. These windows are way too damn dark. If anything, they're translucent. I don't know you know what the trend list is, son. I ain't got no comment on that. I know it's 2021 and all that jazz. I ain't worried about it. I'm seeing broken headlight back here. What are you doing, man? You guys get the shit fixed up. Get the shit. Get the shit fixed up. All right, listen, son, I see if I don't see these damn windows rightened up, okay, then y'all probably going to jail for a long time. You ain't doing it. If I'm in charge by the time I see y'all again, then probably the death penalty. You know what? How about this? Next time I see you, you better watch your step. What the hell are you saying? Are you guys trying to strong arm yourself? Bobby, why don't you step out of the car for me? Excuse me? What the... What the fuck in car, Bobby, right now? You're threatening an officer boy. Get out of the car right now, Bobby. I just got out of the car just now. He actually did that. He did it again. Son, can you step out of the vehicle for approximately 17 seconds? Step out of the car right now. Five, four, three. Come over here. Hey, I said come over here. You didn't point. Listen here. First of all, I'm fucking talking to you, you understand? What the hell? Put your hand on me again. It's going to be an issue. I'm telling you that right now. You better watch yourself. You better watch yourself. I ain't working with the police. You know what I'm saying? You hear that, Charles? He's working with the police. Yes, I work at the gallery. We have raffles going on for you, sir. Yes, a brand new gallery. You keep the fuck up. There could be problems, Bobby. Hold up, man. How many? How many raffle tickets again? Five hundred a pop gets you even closer to a brand new CVP. It could be yours by now. But you come through the gallery. We can get you sorted out. I'll talk to you soon. Oh, bro, this is Deed's car. What are you doing? Oh, fuck up. Hop in your car, guys. Come on. Hop in your car. Hey, hop in the car. Y'all have a nice day now, okay? Fuck off, man. Damn. 299, show me back 10-8. Fuck, so they didn't even close the damn door yet. What are you doing? Fuck him, fuck him. Listen, you can't with these guys. You know you got to know how to talk to these criminals. We don't even have to get you. You can't get close to the guy with the car. Baby, you can love me, you can leave me. I'm a honky-tonk star. Yeah, I'm a honky-tonk star.