 Hey, what's going on? You know, it's a boy. Oh, we're back here. It's a wrapping it part 2015 We're here and the album of warrior Kensington garden has everybody make some noise. Let's go We're gonna get into one of the don't flop main channel batters of the day MC on my right-hand side You see them before make some noise for ambi. Let's go You know my left-hand side smashed his last batting down check that on the paper view if you ain't already we got JB Make some noise. Let's go You're five judges and all that good shit. They want to be judge with three rounds first round on my man. I'm gonna be let's go Listen for legal reasons. I have to inform you this isn't a child versus a pregnant lady or we man versus Preston Lacey Damn right this ain't sloth from the goonies and opposite to me from that comedy movie is officer doofy For the next 10 minutes. I'm here to show you ambi 2.0 And that's my evil twin that resides in Salem's lot when them demons live if you've been reading scripts by Stephen King Let me tell you why he's the weakest link. He's the champion king of the runnels. I mean Jesus kids What do you people really think is fucking allegiances? So you've been part of that circuit and really serving its purpose You're just another clown in their circus and they treat you a surplus. I get it You're trying to build your stock, but it just does your disservice because we can all fucking see that that league is just worthless So if you want to be where then bitches scream for exhibition teams fuck off back to that different league But nah, you show up to don't flop acting like you're brightening up this league once a year like Christmas trees Or blowing up like the twisted dreams in the Middle East nah You're missing beats and your hits to bleach into the shit you speak in your written schemes You're playing two characters switch in between this team team still trying to define which him we see that for mystic leaves And that's the thing in this battling ring. We're here to expose each other's weaknesses And that is factually his see how's he gonna go back to Mickey? How's he gonna go back to his ends and tell Mickey and all of his friends that he went mad on a whim? And he was savaging limbs and my head it fucking hangs from a string And he was crowned as a king when they won't even understand if it's him or a fucking standing for him because he's too damn Afraid to be a man in this ring So look when they asked me who I wanted to battle next I said it don't really matter because from this point forward I'm only taking corpses to let them all pick they said what about JB truthfully you won in my top five me But you were on my short list I mean look at him this man is so tall I was gonna get in his face a lot more But I was worried his head would keep tapping my balls and I Ain't on that at all Look I heard you had a good battling down So I only took this battle because I heard you were a growing problem slow it down Said you look like an Ewok I Said I was champion of that other shit a leak I was never in doubt, but why do around about king of the rocks? They're just gonna edit it out Apart from that I couldn't think of an intro so let's start those tattoos don't cover your stretch marks I'm not gonna lie this battle I was scavenging lines because you want a two-minute time limits So I'm having to write a lot of bars and my god there aren't enough angles to try Why do you want six minutes of material? You haven't been rapping for five? I Recreate agreeing those limits when we set the bow because it's hard to be creative when a sphere looks the same from every angle But then you try to sense to me that is not how this works, mate Do you want to stop your talking shit? Don't battle in the first place He said don't talk about family or online shit We both knew and I was all right with that because this new family has no use But let me flip that back why wouldn't person's beer go to so I can trust you and be about as far as I could throw you I didn't see what happens. I'm not Stevie Wonder. You've been asking our mutual friends for personals on me you cheeky fucker I said I wouldn't talk about your stupid fucking sign if you'd done nothing I wouldn't but I knew it fuck you up So you think he's smart special that you were lucky one. Let's be honest you it's just gonna grow out to be another cunt Yeah, fuck your kid make more Make more of them already had five he ate four of them You know that charity shit sure as high horse thinking he gave hope to those less fortunate But everything he reaps they so and that kickstarter started on a steep grade though So the answer are resounding we say no to cheap made clothes He did nothing to help still pad yourself on the back for it probably bought a homeless guy coffee once called yourself a philanthropist Shit let me bring that back a sec. I already told you those tattoos don't have an effect now I was like standing the flesh. I have to suggest that neck beard is not a substitute actually having in there How you gonna tell everyone you're better I've had two battles and so far only one has been released you've had 23 And you're the fucking champion of a league you stood here in a park in your battling Clearly you've landed on your feet I Had this guy was a melt I knew fuck all about him started to go online and research in myself and I found out you On Facebook you like a group called touching lies for Jesus. I mean Jesus Seriously, this one gave me sleep. It's what the fuck is wrong with these people Look a four-foot free creature with creepy eyes touching people's eyes isn't why Jesus died I Imagine Jesus and God discussing plans on our fate and what they rate is important God would be like fuck all these sinning cunts. Let's use an apocalypse. It'd be like mother nature's abortion Jesus be like God that dad dad dad unholy really awesome replace a horseman and let JB sort them And then a battle you refer to yourself as a battle in Titan Battle in Titan, but the JB chilling out in Greece with the Olympians in the entire pack of the Titans You'd have Hyperion Cronus palace Poseidon you stood in the corner just channelling lighting Son war of the gods would break out everyone be panicked and frightened not JB though We'd rip off his shirt be fucking anxious to fight him with his intricate wordplay and his magical, right? Then another battle you said at 16 you killed six teams and took off their top like a striped ease I'm confused Did you kill him or did you get him naked mate? Because even you're a killer or there's been a blatant rape that's taken place But I didn't even mean to sound facetious, but your 16s are like the Sistine. You're massively reaching just to paint them pictures And I know your preferences obscure references, but they're just too distant so they go over all of our heads But with that height you should have known those quotes were always a stretch The real talk you're like Frankie Fraser or frequent for you've got one of the better writing styles that could genuinely beat this sport But when it comes to performance, you don't hear applause That's because your persona is unlikeable and you're fucking awkward guy that I want to perform Jesus walks just on a much smaller side Yo Crafty be you and he's an alphabet battler took some letters out your name So let me add some for character because you do nothing else this act for the camera only time I see and be in I am big pentameter terrible Even I'm a little mad at me Crafty did that on one so to win a strategy. Yeah, you're out for two minutes and spent most of time talking about Mythical warships how your strippers endorphins your lyrics will dwarf him how he's visions distorted how he's militant Literally picking your organs picking up a pyramid sticking to your ribs You are quite a unanimous with bigger proportions I'm not saying you're bad. You just remind me a bit of illus. You're battling a self-righteous part with preachy songs Why were you spitting filler and I already I already dusted that crop This is just raking leaves first hit you walking with Jesus Spaceman three throwing haymakers with both hands make believe and we deck strokes now He's just fake and sweet snuck in here through agency KGB Wait of tea sitcom friends brought you to the main stage like Rachel green got gave crafty had Sounding boards like Fraser T and Jamie Blee's should have had the kid rock when you walked in like undertaker steam But you lost it's like crying for no reason K.E.B He wouldn't won the battle without Harry Baker scheme probably wouldn't be did that's a fact So please for fuck's sake stop crying over battle rap. Let's do it It's not that I don't like you but your BMI is higher than your IQ You step one foot in the grave if you trying to beat me other foot to Ray there. That was diabetes Lee you've only seen one half to Anne B, but there's another side to me I tried to keep him locked up in the past like a time machine because at the slightest beef I can turn back to that minus freak to his violent screams like the ISIS leak on that vibrant beach I storm in create held and I quietly leave holding up to your fingers like I'm signing peace smiling Please I gave you a choice to make you could either fuck on my side or step into this firing line And you chose to die and you think because I'm always stood by the champion side Oh that because there's sarcasm and jokes that I would gladly provide that I'm placid and nice now Fuck that you should have known that I was an elephant sized friend in disguise hiding in plain sight behind these enemy lines So now I've arrived pussy you could step up and try because this predator type will tell you neck from your spine and hold up Your mother fucking head to the sky now Fuck that this predator type will tell you neck from your sky from your spine Skull fuck it's one of your eyes until my testicles shine So let's go man in like you're throwing Hendo hands. We're more likely to see you in your Mrs Up at Lego land Just kind of ironic because with that hair and at that height you do look like a Lego man Without the yellow tan How you coming here thinking you're harming me you must be having a fucking laugh with me Pop off. I'll pop off your little Lego arms and feet What is wrong with your eyes must be hard to see you look like you've been on the party scene with Charlie Sheen Do you look half asleep? Must be all that stuff that you smoke not only is it fucked with your eyes. It's stunted your growth Yes, the real talk JB Representing another team that openly takes its own shots that don't flop on the rest of this league You better believe it's been getting to me because outside of battling we're cool But coming over here acting like nothing's changed just out She was a fucking snake and smiling and acting all cool won't stop that judgment day because I'm over here It's don't flop or fucking death No You're just another kind of my head list saying I come different leagues and snake That is someone else's business. I don't care But I figured and you didn't call me a call me a creative Ryan wanker. Yes, it's true So it's paid a lot of money to get called one something I thought he didn't but I would bet he used But anyway, let's go fast You know those phone calls when you're running late and really don't have the time Call calls selling bullshit trying to say you have to buy whatever tap They might be selling at the time and you think what cunt does this? Yep. That's the guy I didn't care for the job really. Well, you don't tell a marketing for 12 years still haven't killed yourself Looked in your recommendations got even more upset one of your clients said you bend over backwards for them. That's an unfortunate choice of words But I want to talk about your rap career and why you haven't got one Ask how you got a tryout and why did you want one truth is Adam started rapping and got a new best friend So figured you best step before you get left post you then went to get a tryout finds out We can use their reps make sure even though you lost they book you again She went even like rapping you wouldn't know where to start though. She's favorite rappers will are the Marlowe Still so crushing right seeing shuffle give Marlowe those lovesick eyes All you have is Maltese and sarcasm no bars or talent. So what do you have that Marlowe hasn't he's gonna break your heart Don't get attached to just the guy shuffle shows his bars to one Marlowe's on a gap year You call yourself a promising tryout might have the world to change top three this year That's not quite how it works mate get your head out your ass Stop leaving what viewpoint and the nerds say because if you had to make it on your own You won't be stood here in the first place you do nothing to deserve it You're afraid to even step foot in the studio your proof in any walk of life. It's not what you know It's who you know For two women No, we're back here wrapping it part of 2015 we have my man JB gonna up against ambi It was a three-two split with a JB in the air makes a lot Mate, I'll make you and your crew lean back like you were jamming with fat Joe while I'm yamming a Nando's with them Piri-piri chips and garlic bread side dish Mate that sauce you know the line when the man