 I'm gonna save. I'm good. So, uh, yeah, what is this? I don't like this battle board, by the way, because it reminds me of that absolutely hideous fight where the better angels all crit on you. Um, and pirate one on one, but hey, we're not here. The guards intercept all. Ah! I got stuck. I got stuck. I got stuck. Sadrex only. Um, hi. Um, you did not s- What the heck is that? I don't know. It's a thing that is scary and I don't like it. Yeah, you know, that's what it is. It's something that I don't like. It's scary. Please get out of here. It looks like it's gonna eat me. And I don't want to be eaten alive at the moment, you know? I've just got many years to live. So, you know. We'll see what happens, really. I'm slightly worried about this. Um, mainly because all of them, all of them apparently sentinel. So, if you don't want to be eaten, you won't like the next boss, oh gosh. Oh gosh, we're getting the inside scoop now. What do you think you... Do you think you can wash mouse pads? Um, I'm not sure what possibly. I would say so. I would say highly likely. Um, we got a Shad right off the bat as well, which is pretty, pretty crazy. I would listen to Rose, personally. I'm dying. I choked. I would listen to Rose. That would be my idea. Um, yeah. I'll blade into a Lulu. I think that's probably the best. What's a pressure off the wash? I mean, that's a good idea. Do I just spray it really hard? I don't know, like I said, listen to Rose. She's the boss in these situations. Because you're smart, that's why we listen to you. Why should we not listen to you? I'm gonna discard Scarecrow just because we have a Shadowpip. We don't really need Scarecrow if we've got Shadowpip at the moment. You are go-ed. Yes. So you're an experience in washing... No, I'm just saying you are a great human being and probably know a lot more than I do. Just saying. Not because you're any form of identification of gender. You know, because that would be pretty sexist of me and I don't strive to be that, so, you know, that's how it goes. You know, just because I think you're great at these things. What kind of mouse pad is it? Great question. Great question. It's one that needs a cleaning, apparently. I can give you the answer. I can give you the answer. A good one. Ooh. I mean, I'm sure they can be washed. I would highly think that they would be. Like, if they can't, I'm sewing. Not really, but maybe. You never know. You never know. Does it have, like, a top and a rubbery bottom? They just really love these... I don't even know what to call them, these, like, pot boiler spells. I know that's just one of them, but we're just gonna call it one of those. Golem spells. We'll call them the Golem spells. Minus 80 death shield. No thank you. That ain't cool. That ain't it, chief. That really ain't it. I'll tell you in, like, five minutes. Ooh. Good job. Good job. Good job. We got another shad, which is dope. We don't need this many colossals. I knew that would happen. We would just pull all of the colossals and epics right at the bottom. Right at the start. Why are they in Valencia? Yes, this is Valencia. From... From Wiz, not Pirate. It's part of the new test drum. You have to go to, like, technically not really alternate realities, but kind of... Welcome, by the way, Master of Line. Yeah, so that's... Yes, we are in Valencia, but not actually in Valencia. It's not a New World of Valencia. It's just a dungeon in which you go to Valencia. We went through a teleporter or something. I don't know. I don't know how it happened. It just happened. Rock stove reminds me of that Elking John song. Is that what it's called? Rock stove. That makes sense. This is literally the end of part. I mean, they did say that. They did say they're not getting any more content updates, so, you know, this is actually done. Slightly. I mean, it's all great until you actually listen to the story of how we're saving the King and Queen of Valencia. But, you know, we've technically already done that in Pirate because we defeated Cain. So, yeah, that's fun. Gigi, nice. When there's more Pirate and Wizard than Pirate, yeah. That's kind of sad. Really sad, in fact. Yeah, yeah, exactly. The Pirate did save the King and Queen from Cain, but this is another threat, not Cain. This is the hideous plant monster or something. Actually, the druids are technically behind it. Oh, look, I got Lulu. Do I do it? Yeah, I do. Lulu. I guess this is a continuation of the story. I mean, I wouldn't say so because it definitely doesn't really tie into any of the Pirate lore to start with. Which, yeah. I'm not going to say it's a continuation of the story. I think it's just more of a one-off thing that has happened in the Valencians is what I'm going to say that the Pirates couldn't solve this time, you know? Something like that. It gets confusing, but yeah. The Wizard's story crosses between Pirates anyway with the two plot points, yeah. I mean, exactly. But, you know, it's just... It happens, you know? It happens. I mean, the lead writer of Pirate is the lead writer of Wiz now, so it's not too bad, and he knows what he's doing, so I trust him. I trust that he's not going to make too many stupid plot holes and plot errors. So, yeah. What? I'm confused. Oh, this is the weakness. Not the weakness, the mantle. I don't even know what that was. Major doubt, but yeah. I mean, we're just going to roll with it for now. We're just going to roll with it. Thank you for making my decision. Easy. He chomped you? He sure did. He sure did chomp me. He is scary. I don't like this guy at all. Really don't. But, I mean, this room triggers me. It gives me PTSD from Pirate. Like, actually. Because I remember one of the first fights of Valencia part two, you have to go on to basically this room, and you have to fight battle angels that crit every single time. And never, ever get dodged. They always hit. Their accuracy is so high, their crit is so high it's ridiculous. Yeah. The crit's just in to kill, yeah. It's absolutely terrible. Oh, I hate it so much. Hi, Dylan. Welcome. You're here to help someone. And I was laughing when I saw this room. I know. I hate this room. I just can't stand this room at all. It's just triggering. Very, very triggering. Yeah, I just have PTSD in this place. I have PTSD in a game, in a room. It's a bit weird, but I do. Welcome, Dylan. How are you today? But yeah. It is really upsetting, but hey, you know, I'm only slightly upset because so far the story's been good, and it's not actually interfering with any of the pirate stories, so they could still technically continue on with like completely glossing over this because it doesn't really have too much sway in what happens, so I'm not upset. I'm just slightly frustrated, I guess. I mean, I was frustrated in Polaris when they used basically all of the assets. We're from Cool Ranch and Pirate. So, you know. You defeated this boss already. It's fine. It's fine. I had to go to work, you know. Had to work and stuff, so yeah. Shrike and Ice, okay. I will blade up a bit. Blade up a bit, kind of die a bit. And then I'll Shrike and Ice. If you want to help, you sure can. I don't think we will need help with this boss because we're basically done, I would say. Um... But if you do want to help, you can port to me because most of the places you can actually port onto, which is really nice. I'm glad that they're starting to do that instead of just making your friend is busy. Which is a bit, you know, stupid. Like, why would you be busy? I'm just in the dungeon. You'll wait till the next boss. Okay, cool. Sweet, because I know this is probably going to be like I think there's another two bosses. Is that what Doc said, another two? I'm about to get eaten somewhere. That's what I heard. Um... I don't think we had this one, right? No we don't. Okay, cool. Wait, where do I? I do. I also have a plus 40, so that's fine. We'll just do this anyway. Actually, I'm going to Brace. Actually, I didn't want to Brace. I wanted to Brace, but whatever, it's fine. It's fine. We'll do this. I don't really care. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. This is a stream. Who knows what Brent's doing? No one. Who knows what he's doing? Oh gosh. Next boss eats you and automatically pass until you attack him. What? That's crazy. That's actually crazy. Actually crazy. We're just going to Blade. Um, we just need a couple more pips, really. Before we can Eyes. Because Eyes is going to be good. Got to get them big Eyes out. Um, yeah, that is also as well. Fred was going to explain the cheats to me, but that's fine. That's fine. You can tell me the cheats as well, I guess. Um, two, four, six, eight. We need to pass one more round, then we'll Shrike. One more round, then we'll Shrike, then we'll go. Hopefully this can kill me. Thank you. Thank you for hitting me big. This has gone to a lot. I know. Shadow always does a lot. Because that's just how they, you know, make sure you can do a lot of damage. I'm not going to block, of course. Please don't die. Okay, good. We can Shrike and Eyes next. Easy clap. I am really intrigued about this next boss. Not going to lie. I'm really, really intrigued after reading that. I want more. I want to know more. Quick, let's kill this boss and go to the next one. Luckily, he passed. Um, what's the chances he kismas me next when I die? Um, why did I say that? I don't know, but we're going to try and not let that happen. Because we're going to go for the big eyes. Big, fat eyes. Scion of... Let's do this. Let's do this. First, Valencia boss and Wiz101 kill. Even though this is technically not the first time we go to Valencia. Valencia is like a world that they kind of want to add to Wiz, I think, but they don't also at the same time. Oh, we crit. Wow. Wow, we're good. Is he going to block? Probably. But hey, we crit anyway. That's a good start. He did block, I thought it was. But you know, I had brief hope for a sec and it just paused and it like, no, maybe not. Oh, so close. So close. So close. I mean, that health though, that health back. It is actually such an OP spell. Um, I can't follow up with anything, so hopefully I get a blade or something to reduce backlash. Um, I can... Oh, you're doing that? Cool. Cool beans. Got to hit him with the eyes. Hit him with the eyes, you know. He's also under that X amount of health, so even double that as well. Easy clap. Easy peasy. I don't know why I buy sweet stuff. I just eat away too quickly. It's actually a problem. Why you block? Eat good or something? Geez. Who needs to block when you can just take it, you know? Just saying. Another sign of death. How many times have we seen sign of death so far? So many times. Sign of death is actually a good spell though. I had my doubts at it with it at first, but it's actually really good. Um, I'll leave it at 10. I've changed my opinion on sign of death. I definitely have 69, 29. Okay. Well, GG. Our mind is our own again. We are in your debt, Wizard. Against the mental powers of this creature, all our military might was useless. If only we still had our mindless automaton soldiers to defend us. All Valencia thanks you, Wizard. They're talking about, um, Cain and his army. Oh, what a king. Was that it? Oh, that was quick. That was really quick.