 The craft foods company makers of craft quality foods presents Harold Perry as the great Gilderslee Tonight is our next-to-last chance to tell you about Gildy's blade the sensational knife Spatula that you can get through parquet margarine at a sensational saving Have paper and pencil ready for our next announcement in the meantime remember Parquet is the margarine that always tastes so good because it's always fresh. That's PARKAY Parquet margarine made by craft get some tomorrow Well, it's a bright April morning in summer field out of the great Gilderslee's house There's a pleasant hum of springtime activity birdies washing clothes Margeries cleaning up a room Leroy's cleaning up his room all the little wheels busily turning and the big wheel Well, he's rolling around keeping an eye on things Yes, sir everybody happily at work, what a great little family Beautiful day by George. I'll bet if I open this window I could see a robin down in the backyard The magic of spring a birdie carrying a laundry basket Wonder how the children are getting along Marjorie Well cleaning up your little room. Are you just straightening things around? Well, good. Yeah Mmm smells nice, but you got some new perfume. No, I'm moth-proofing the closet Pleasant though, you know my dear you've made your room quite attractive Well, thank you, wonky ruffled skirt on the dressing table little skirts on the lampshades Nice for a girl. It's a lovely room. I'm going to miss it when I leave When you leave well after Bronco and I are married It won't be long on keep the 10th of May. We're going to find a little apartment 10th of May Hmm a little over a month. It seems like a dream. Yeah, certainly does You know my dear simply because you're being married doesn't mean you have to go away You and Bronco are perfectly welcome to stay here. Oh, I know in fact you can have this very room Marjorie Of course Bronco might object to some of the ruffles, but that's easily fixed You'd have a skirt on one lamp and trousers on the other His and hers You're sweet uncle mort but there just isn't room enough in here for two people now wait my dear Well, look at this closet. There's barely room for my clothes. Where would I put Bronco's wardrobe? Well from what I've seen of Bronco's wardrobe. He wears it during the day and kicks it out of the dresser at night Oh, and you could manage couldn't you for a while. No uncle mort the room just isn't large enough You don't feel badly about me leaving. Do you know? I have to go on key. I'm meeting Bronco He'll be here for dinner tonight. Yeah, fine I don't know why she's worried about having room up here for Bronco. He's always at the dinner table And yes, Leroy. What is it? What's this? He's under the bed. I can't get him out. Well leave him there and get the rest of this room straightened up young man Look at this mess everything on the floor. How do you walk through it? I step over it? Let's get these clothes off the floor Leroy hang things up Where am I gonna hang them the hooks in my closet are loaded. Well, there must be some place besides the middle of the floor Under the bed. No Hey, I've got an idea when Marge gets married. I can have her room Marjory's room sure and then Elmer can have this one Elmer is that all it means to you Leroy your sister getting married and leaving this that you can have a room for that turtle Wait a minute your room and Marjory's are joining I could take out part of the wall which wall between the rooms Certainly I could make a dandy apartment out of it for me and Elmer for Bronco and Marjory That would give them plenty of room Leroy they can have their own apartment right here in the house with us By George, that's the answer. Yeah, but what about me? I'm getting robbed. You're not getting robbed my boy You can have the den downstairs for your room. No kidding. No kidding Gee that'll be keen right next to the kitchen. I can almost lean out of bed and open the icebox The rates are growing up Leroy you can lean on a bed and open the garage doors Good morning, Bessie. Oh good morning, Mr. Gilda sleeve. What's the matter Bessie? Weren't you expecting me? Well, I was expecting somebody must have been you. Oh my goodness I'm a little late this morning Bessie anything happen in the office. No, sir any mail. No, sir any calls No, sir. Didn't anything happen? I don't know. I just got here I guess we were both late weren't we I have a very important job to do this morning Bessie get me a big piece of paper and sharpen a couple of pencils. Yes, sir Here's some paper fine. I'll sharpen a pencil for you. Now you're clicking Bessie Bessie Bessie give me that pencil or what's left of it? Yes, sir. Hmm an eraser with a lead on it Are you going to write something Mr. Gilda sleeve? No, I'm gonna draw some plans Bessie I'm gonna convert two of our upstairs bedrooms into a little apartment. Oh, that's nice. Yeah Now that Marjorie's getting married a little apartment is all you need Bessie the little apartment is for Marjorie and Bronco You're probably too young to understand Bessie But a man likes to keep his little family together as long as he can I understand I think Let's see. I'll draw this out here By George when Bronco and Marjorie see how I'm gonna fix up those rooms. They'll never think of leaving Now this square is Marjorie's room and this square is Leroy's room It's going to be pretty dark in there. Huh? No windows. Well, yes, but no door either. Oh, I give up Quite a problem, isn't it? Never mind Bessie. I'm going out. Yes, sir Any place in particular? If you must know I'm going out to the pumping plant to see old uncle Charlie Anderson I need a carpenter on this job and he's a jack of all trades See you later Bessie Bye If his name is Charlie Anderson, I wonder why they call him Jack Uncle Charlie will do this for me. Sure. He will he likes Marjorie likes me too You just never done anything to show it Charlie Come outside a minute Charlie. I'd like to talk to you Time sitting over there on a box chewing on a nail Hey Charlie I'm coming But I'd come out and see you Charlie our things in the pumping plant I keep it a going So I see the pump looks fine Falling apart Needs a new snifter valve When are you gonna get a new snifter valve gilder sleeve? Well, I'll order one the first thing in the morning. Come on outside Charlie What I really came to talk to you about uncle Charlie You're a carpenter aren't you? Well, that's a silly question Well, are you said I was didn't I? Oh, right What do you want carpenter? Well, you know Marjorie and Bronco Thompson are getting married. What do they want a carpenter for? Wait a minute Charlie. I want you to make two of our upstairs bedrooms into an apartment for Marjorie and Bronco Sort of an inducement to keep them at home You're gonna be in the house too. Certainly. That'll take something to keep me there When you want to did what I said, when do you want to did right away? today Just as soon as you can get to a charlie. They're being married the 10th of May No, all right. I'll get over there first of the week fine. Good old charlie anything else. Well, that's all All right, then go on beat it. I don't allow no loafers around the pumping plant loafers Now just a minute. I am the water commissioner water commissioner. Where's kind of a loafer charlie Miss ginsley Miss ginsley. I'm coming birdie dinner's all on the table fine Marjorie and Bronco here. Yes, everybody's at the table. Good Leroy and I have a surprise for them I think you'll be happy to know birdie that I'm going to fix the rooms upstairs So Marjorie and Bronco can live with us after they're married. Oh, that'll be nice. Yeah, you have to keep our little family together, birdie Well, good evening children. Hello, wonky. Good evening, mr. Giller sleeve. Hello Bronco. Don't get up How are you this evening mr. Giller sleeve? Fine I don't think we can shake hands the full length of the table. Can we? Mm-hmm made it Brother, what an arm Uh, how's everything on what's that my boy? You know, oh, oh, yeah, it's fine. Fine I'm glad you're with us this evening Bronco. Well, it's always a pleasure to be in your house, mr. Giller sleeve. Yeah, I'm glad to hear it. Go ahead uncle springer Just eat your pineapple and cottage cheese Leroy. I'll take care of this What's going on on going on? Well, as I said, I'm glad that you and Bronco are having dinner with us tonight I have a little news for you news news. Yeah news You know Bronco, I think a great deal of Marjorie and a great deal of you too. Well, thank you You're welcome. I mean And though I'm very happy that you two are gonna be married The thought of losing Marjorie has caused me considerable sadness, but I'll wait my dear. Yeah, keep your shirt on Leroy I'll come to the point Since it would cost you too quite a bit to go out and rent an apartment. I worked out a little arrangement I'm converting Leroy and Marjorie's rooms into an apartment upstairs That after you're married you can move in here and we'll all be together Now, what do you think of that? Well, what do you think? Gee, don't just sit there Marjorie Bronco Come on. It's very kind of you. Mr. Gildersleeve, we're grateful to you, but We can't accept your offer. You can't accept. Oh for corn shake We have to have a place of our own, unki. But Marjorie, we have to be independent. Mr. Gildersleeve We're not going to sponge off our relatives. You won't be sponging. I want you here I'm sorry, unki. We have to stand on our own feet. Mr. Gildersleeve All right Excuse me, children. Yeah, excuse me too. Come on, unki. Let's sit on the front steps Too bad, unki. That Bronco stubborn kid. Well, I'm not licked yet. That's the stuff That's the stand on his two feet, does he? Well, by George, I'll stand on mine too My feet are just as big as his You said it, unki. Leroy The great Gildersleeve will be with us again very shortly This is the next to last time we can tell you on this program about Gildy's Blade The sensational knife spatula made by Klan and offered you as a sensational bargain by Parque Margeron Thousands have already sent in for this unique kitchen implement We urge you to get your order in before it's too late The number of Gildy's Blades available is limited. So is the time So listen carefully act promptly. Don't be disappointed Gildy's Blade is unlike anything you can get anywhere else. Think of it. 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That's craft foods company box 5939 Chicago 77, Illinois Remember this offer is for a limited time only send for Gildy's blade tomorrow Well, the great Gilder sleeve had it all figured out that Marjorie and Bronco could live at his house after they are married Only one small hits developed Marjorie and Bronco didn't like the idea This was quite a blow to the great man, but he doesn't give up easily This morning. He's taking his problem to his old friend judge Hooker Yeah, the judge should be up by this time Probably paddling around the bedroom on his rowing machine Uh always hate to push this bell seems like a signal for the roof to fall in The judge wasn't up before I'll bet he is now Well Gildy hello judge You ought to oil that up sometime Hope I didn't awaken you no indeed old friend. I just having my breakfast. Won't you come in and share my table? Yeah, thank you What are we having for breakfast judge a very helpful menu Gildy righto's the coddled egg and a bottle of calak water You know judge, I think I've already eaten Well, you can sit down with me at any rate. What brings you to my lodgings this fine morning. Well, I have a little problem Horace, I want marjorie and bronco to live at my house after they're married I'm even making a nice little apartment for them. They just can't see it Well, you know how young married couples are Well, I'm offering him free rent and free meals Believe me with bronco's appetite. That's a pretty big offer I know how you feel gildy. I'm even going to furnish the apartment for him judge I'm going to buy marjorie a cedar chest and new rugs They couldn't find a nicer apartment any place Besides it's good for lee roy to have marjorie around I agree gildy, but on the other hand, it's quite commendable that two young people desire to make their own way in the world That's the kind of determination that built our country. That was the spirit of 76 After bronco pays the bills for a few months. He'll look like the spirit of 76 I don't know gildy judge. I don't want marjorie to go away from us What'll the house be like without her not coming down to breakfast in the morning Not there when I come home at night. Well, it's just one of those things This is the time when you must think of marjorie You want her to be happy, don't you? Of course I do Then there's only one thing for you to do Would you take my advice? Well, all right You go back to bronco and marjorie and help them find an apartment. What try to forget your own loss gildy and pitch in Give them your fullest cooperation. Well, I guess there's nothing else to do. Of course there isn't So simply make the best of it Now cheer up put a smile on your face. Yeah Ah, you can do better than that big smile spread your mouth Tilt your corners Tilt my corners Remember gildy a twinkling eye and a happy countenance are the brooms that sweep the clouds from life's blue sky Yeah That did a judge. I'll take my brooms and go home Oh birdie Oh didn't see you coming in the back door. How'd you come along miss gildy? I don't know birdie. It's like the children are gonna leave us Well, don't you worry about miss marjorie and mr. Bronco If it's to be that they're gonna be here, then they're gonna be here if it ain't to be then they're gonna be here That's right birdie. No need to feel bad. Mr. Gilles leave because that's the way it's gonna be Yes, birdie. Or that's the way it ain't gonna be. Yeah. All right, birdie. Mr. Gilles leave you know how it ain't gonna be if it ain't to be Yes, birdie. That's right. They ain't gonna be here That birdie I saw bronco's car in front you and marjorie are probably in the polar Hello anybody home Yeah, oh come on in mr. Gilder sleeve Marge and I were just talking Yeah, no bronco don't have to sit on the newspaper. I know you and marjorie were looking for apartment ads Let's let bygones be bygones. Maybe I can help you you wonky sure. Why not? I'm a good ad reader What have you found? You're swell mr. Gilder sleeve. Isn't he wonderful bronco? Yeah We found one ad here that sounds great. You did. Yeah, listen to this Uh furnished apartment three sunny rooms modern immaculately clean $65 a month. Well, it's not bad. Of course $65 a month is a lot of money We can't find anything for less uncle morris. Well, if you didn't have to pay any rent you could save the $65 Someday buy a little house Mr. Gilder sleeve. I'm not trying to talk you out of it. Oh indeed Where is this apartment located it's at the corner of pitman and cherry streets pitman and cherry Not a very good neighborhood. It isn't right next door to the tack factory Oh, of course, it's all right. If you don't mind a few tax flying around No, I guess that'd be out. Yes, I guess it would. I don't be discouraged. You've just begun Takes a heap of looking to find a place to live Uh, yeah, I guess I'll go upstairs and take a little nap. Oh bronco Why don't we go over and look at that apartment on green street? Yeah, that might be an idea. Let's go What's this you're gonna see an apartment? Yes, we saw a sign on a place on green street. Oh good I don't the three of us go over. I thought you were going to take a nap, unki nap. No Let's go see the apartment Say this is nice marge. Look at the view from the breakfast room. Oh, it's lovely Well, it's nice now, but they might put a building right next door I've heard rumors of a tuna fish canary coming to town But the rest of the apartment is nice. It looks clean What's that on the ceiling a bug bug? Well, I don't pay any attention to a little bug my dear matches the wallpaper The apartment could be made very attractive I don't think I like it. You don't I mean you don't Well, come on marge. Let's go. Don't give up children Sometimes you have to look at hundreds of places. Remember faint heart near one fine apartment Love that bug Pee-wee What can I do for you this afternoon? Well, you can give me a coke pee-wee with just a sprinkling of ice. All right You seem to be in pretty good spirits this afternoon. You said it things looking up pee-wee. That's rather surprising I heard you had a little set to with margarine bronco about where they were gonna live No, there's nothing at all. It was simply a quiet family discussion No I feel that when a young couple gets married they should make their own choice in such matters Of course, if they want to live in the bride's home, that's perfectly all right too Don't you think so pee-wee? I don't know. I never tried it So didn't mrs. Pee-wee want you to live at her house when you were first married? Yes, she did. Well It was quite a strange thing the day before we were to move in with her folks A cat got under the house and we had to find another place a cat A pole cat Yes Pole cat a what an odd coincidence. Yes. I had to bury my clothes, but it was worth it Of course that was a long time ago. Yes Well, it's not easy to see your little girl move out pee-wee By george. I'm keeping strictly hands off. Hey, isn't that bronco's car going down the street? What had marjorie with him But they're gonna look for an apartment. Which way did they go pee-wee? They went that a way over See you later hop along pee-wee This must be where they stopped that's bronco's car who darned apartment houses Dozen doors down the hall Under which one they went in nobody's there sounds hollow The guy could get into trouble this way I'll try this one. The water meters are in the basement commissioner Fresh housewife, I'll try this one Madam, I'm not reading marjorie Unky, how'd you get here? Oh, just happened to be going by so bronco's car Find an apartment. Did you yes? We found one unky you have come on in. It's adorable It is uh-huh bronco's over with the manager signing the lease. Oh, isn't it pretty uncle mort? Look at the view Yeah, nice view. Aren't you happy unky? Sure. I'm very happy. I think This will be very nice for you children. Oh, I think I'll like it. Of course. You'll like it after a while It'll be home. Do you I guess so? Well, I think I better go marjorie Nothing more I can do. Oh, unky. Well Oh, here's bronco. Hello, mr. Giller sleeve. Well bronco. Congratulations. No congratulations, mr. Giller sleeve I'm angry. What's the matter mr. Giller sleeve can marge and I have the apartment at your house if I pay rent for it What why sure? Well, what happened bronco that manager? He gave me the lease to sign and I read it and you know what it said down in the fine print No children allowed in this building I threw it right in his face No children good for you bronco by george. There's no rule against children at my house. Come on children. 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This mind. You've got all her clothes spread out on the couch birdie What's in the basement laundry? Oh, well, I guess I'll go out and sit in the car Ah But it's nice to have the family all together. Come birdie. 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