 Hilariously, my power has gone out, so you're getting the roughest version of this that I could possibly do. I am currently recording this on my laptop, I'll have to edit it on my laptop, and I'm using what I believe is the onboard mic. Well, it has to be the onboard mic, since there's no other microphones plugged in, because no other microphones will plug in. And apologies for the quality of this, but I don't like missing uploads, so we're just gonna make it work. But yeah, I've tried starting this recording and stopping it like three or four times. Power is currently on. Thank God, because my laptop will probably run out of power trying to record, but it keeps going off while it is trying to work. And I need to basically need to be able to do this without it. You know, my main computer is not packed up by a battery, so yeah, that's a thing. Fantastic, let's get started. SAP 5000 exists. Dr. Sumerian, nobody cares. I mean, yeah, who cares? I was reading the comments of this, and someone was like, I don't think he got it. That must be the problem. No, I got it. I understand what's going on there. It's one of those things that it's like, if the SAP Foundation is murdering everyone in the world, I don't care why, because they're murdering everyone in the world. If that bothers you, I apologize. 208, do not say your name, nickname, code, name, alias, or any other personal designation. Well, in the presence of a native entity, Dr. Jaypers, no, please go on. These things are of interest to me. I am a fellow scholar, remember? Congratulations, you played yourself. This is very true, primarily interesting, because it's the only rule out of, like, a thousand extra words in that article that actually means a goddamn thing towards the actual story. The rest of it is all just set dressing, which is incredibly annoying when you get through it and realize that. Canon, Dr. Bright, nothing in life matters. Fanon, Dr. Bright, nothing in life matters. I mean, that's not necessarily true. There's lots of actual SAP articles, well, not articles, but tales involving Bright where he is exactly that way. There's two versions of Bright, the wacky and the serious, and I don't think that they're necessarily mutually exclusive. Hello, Monica from Doki Doki Literature Club. Hello, Dr. Sumerian from SAP Secure Contain Protect. I don't get it, but it involves Dr. Sumerian. I would probably have to play this game in order to get it. Maybe it's a play on how similar the images are, I guess? Maybe? I don't know. Dr. Wojak, did you capture the anomaly? No, the global coal coalition got to it before us. They must have been given a tip or something. Yeah, more Siren Head stuff. Siren Head is not an SAP, and it's not in the SAP universe. Leave it alone. It's not going to be released into Creative Commons, and it shouldn't be because the person who owns it wants to keep it that way, and it's intellectual property. God damn it. Leave it alone. Leave it. Leave Siren Head alone. God, that's a meme that's sold. Most of you probably won't get it, and that makes me sad. Anyway, the US government and the game control. The FBC has this altered world event under control. Don't worry about a thing. The US government and the SAP universe. If anyone from any other organization gives you... No, it's just the UIU. That's the thing. People forget this. UIU is not necessarily the only organization that the US government has that handles anomalous things. In fact, there's almost certainly a number of US military intelligence units that handle anomalous things beyond just DARPA. I think DARPA is in the army, but it could be wrong. Regardless, there are many agencies in the US that handle it. UIU is just the most inept. Dr. Smerian, put your meme into a video. rslashdank memes from site 19. That's a cute cat. Dear Broken Church, if the Cog Worker orthodoxy are the tickers and the Maxwellists are the Hummers, then are the Mechknights Boomers? Okay. Foundation 426's file. Ha ha, funny toaster breaks grammar. Serpent Hands 426 file. It is a monster taking over the entire universe, which is about right, since, I mean, the entire universe is a toaster after all. Oh, I saw this. Somebody linked me this. I think it was Yasi. Yasi linked me this. So what are you lot in for? I can slow down photons and use them to craft various items. I get a miniature version of Earth in my chest. Seals won't stop abusing me. Fuck you, Carl. Sorry, Carl. You know he doesn't mean it. Carl, you bastard. Get over here. And someone was like, why is that guy kind of, why is that guy carrying a seal around? And I read the comments and apparently, which is even more interesting. This guy's anomaly is that he has a seal in his torso. So that's great. I love it. And then another comment was, I love that Carl's first responses to run away. Also, if you look real close in the first frame, you can find Waldo. Ah, yeah, I should probably put this on a poster. Reading 100-word-long-generation-1 articles. Generation should be series. Reading 1,000-word-generation-3 articles. Reading 7 kilometer-long-generation-5 articles. I don't, that doesn't seem fair. Maybe it is fair. I don't know. I've, I haven't read a lot of modern articles anymore, like the series 5 stuff, the series 6 stuff. It's just, not, not, I've been spending so much time on this. Creating an really shit SUV when I was 14. Crippling fear of rejection of ideas and overall feeling of worry that my ideas are unoriginal and terrible. Dropping self-esteem to unimaginable lows. Yeah. And, you know what to be 14 years old for that to happen. You know, this is particularly ironic, which we'll talk about in a second. Seven-year-old nephew talking about how sorry it is an SAP, intellectual property lecturer, Dr. Sumerian. Okay, so, when I was, I tweeted this out, because I was sitting at, not Memorial Day, what was the last holiday before that? I don't remember. We were sitting at like a, maybe it was Mother's Day. Maybe it was Mother's Day. I don't know. We were sitting at the dinner table with my family and my nephew was talking about how Siren Head is an SAP and actually really the exact exchange was something along the lines of Siren Head, Siren Head, Siren Head, Dad. Hey, what's Siren Head? And, and my nephew going, it's an SAP. And I was like, stop, get some help. Because I was like, I literally like stopped him and stopped the whole conversation like an asshole. And I was like, you know, it's not an SAP. The creator of it doesn't want it to be an SAP. And you need to understand that because saying that it's an SAP is is potentially damaging to the, to that man's intellectual property. And then I tweeted about it because, well, I thought it was an interesting exchange. The reason why this is ironic is because the underlying stuff behind, let's not get into how meme reviews are actually likely a problem when it comes to copyright. I really don't think it's necessary for us to talk about that. But me putting this up on the screen right now is itself a potential copyright issue. So, you know, keep that in mind. Anyway, that's it. Sorry, again, for the quality of the video. I'm, the power was on for the entirety of this recording. I feel like I could have done better, but it keeps doing the thing. And I can't rely on, you know what, the internet's not working anyway. I'm having to do, I'm going to have to upload this on my cell phone. So, yeah, this is still, this is still a problem. All right. Thank you very much for watching. 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