 Hey there friends, how's it going? Your favorite golfer here, call me Kevin. I mean, see that, or Justin Thomas, and I don't even know who that is. And today we're going to be playing PGA Tour 2K21. I am so confused by these games. After tigers fall from grace, I think they just didn't know what to do. I think the year after, they just had a field on their cover. What is this? A privacy policy that I have to fucking fill out? Oh good, I could skip this. I was like, this is new. Hello there, and welcome to PGA Tour 2K21. Okay, this is a person. I thought it was an AI or something. It sounded like Microsoft Sam. To begin your swing. Exit. Don't need lessons. I can make golfer now. Well, this is where we part ways, my young Padawan. Oh, and it's been so good. I'm going to make them a new character for the front of their games. Tiger golf, golf man. It's European, I don't know, but he's from Bangladesh. Big brain moment. Oh, don't smile. You're like the only human in history that a smile makes them worse. Can't wait for when he goes pro his first interview. So how did you get into golf? Well, as you can see, I used to work at the driving range going around collecting balls. I got hit a lot. President Nixon. Now put those away. Oh my God, he seems so friendly. Now he looks kind of pissed off. Yeah, Jesus, he looks fucking evil now. Oh my God. Well, PJ Tour, I got you a new cover, cover guy. So you can you can use him for your next game, but maybe keep it like this, the head on view. Because, well, as unbelievable as this sounds, the profile view is somehow worse. Oh, he's so happy. I don't blame him. He couldn't really grow facial hair. So I transplanted the hairs from his eyebrows down here and they've really taken hold on their strong roots. Also, we transplanted his eyelashes too. Why the hell does a golf game give you these options for eyes? They're golf balls. He was specifically bred to golf. Oh, he's a pure bred. All right. Generations of golfer incest is what it took to accomplish this. I can't tell if I want him to be little or big. I think little. Yeah, I'm happy with that. Well, as happy as I can be given how he looks. He hasn't smiled in forever. By the way, he's just stopped smiling a long time ago. Wait, what? I have to buy currency to just... What? No. What the hell? How do I have five euro just to get these stylish pants? I'm sorry, Tiger Gulfman, but I can't afford this right now. I just really wanted to see him smile again, but I can't. I can't buy into this. All right, let's go start career. The point standing are Ethan Lane, Oliver Phillips, Junior Lambert, Javier Blanco, and Tiger Gulfman. These people aren't even famous enough to have pictures. I mean, while Tiger Gulfman over here is known by everyone, but probably for the wrong reasons. Wait, CPU skill? None. Why is he rated as zero stars? There must be some sort of mistake. Look over here alongside Rich Beam. Oh, God, that cameraman is so brave to maintain eyesight right on him like that. There are rumors that if you stare at him for over five seconds, he'll appear in your room at night. Also, he's attracted to moisture, so try not to be moist as you go to bed or he's coming for you. The crowd is just like, uh, what's he doing? God damn it, I can't hit them. Why is the crowd disappointed? I tried my best. Look at that. Follow that path perfectly. Tiger Gulfman was bred for golf. I mean, it's a shame about the whole webbed feet situation he found himself in. In hindsight, maybe they should have bred him to be a swimmer, but golf is the next best thing. How does he know he's a hybrid? Half-man, half-golf. Oh my God, he looks pissed. Oh, you wouldn't dare make eye contact. Don't give me your pity golf claps. I know you're not impressed. Yes, I'm so happy. Happy music's coming on and he's only three over a path. Why are these people following him? There must be so many people who are better at golf and are at least half as terrifying as this guy. There's zero emotion in his face. Even when he hits the ball, there's no change. I think it's stuck that way. Again, it's probably the inbreeding. How did I play a golf game and it led to inbreeding? Looking really good this month. The shot hurt my golfer. I'm gonna assume you mean my golfer. Hit him up after the game. You can be Mrs. Tiger Gulfman. I can just imagine a confused parent like their child's wishes to meet Tiger Woods and they're like, okay, honey, I arranged for you to meet Tiger and they open the door and it's this guy. Mom, can we meet Tiger Woods? We have Tiger Woods at home. Tiger Woods at home. Wait, he's in our home? The leaderboard. Guys, come on. I put your difficulty down to empty. I should be winning. I mean, at the end of the day, I think Tiger Gulfman is always winning. Any day out of his cage is a good day in Tiger Gulfman's book. Another pair. He's getting better and better. Mediocre is the new perfection in my book. And it looks like we're taking another look at that one. I don't want another look at him. I've looked at him enough. Skip. 11 feet to the cup. He doesn't have 11 feet. That was his uncle. Well, hold. Let's move on. You know what? You're right. Let's move on. This tournament is a write-off. I can't win it. He's standing there. He just drops the club and walks away. Oh, there's online mode. Yes. Teams. Put me on a team. For some reason, no one wants to play against Tiger Gulfman. I've been waiting for like five minutes and I guess they're just afraid. Wait, someone's willing to 1v1 Tiger Gulfman. That fool. He's awkwardly waving to the other player. And the other player is just like... Look at anywhere else except for him. Hi there. My name is John Ho. Oh, there's voice chat. Hello, John. Such a boomer. I was looking if there is actually voice chat, but it doesn't look like anything. I'm going to turn off all volume. Now all we have is commentary and crowd noises. That's going to miss the green unfortunate. All right. With that attitude, your audio is getting turned off too. You're clapping for him. Okay. Your audio is getting turned off too. There we go. Now we just have ambiance. Ah, this is nice. Oh, Jesus. He almost lopped it straight in. And the crowd, it's just not reacting. They don't care. All right. Maybe I shouldn't turn that off. It is a bit eerie with just ambience noises. It's kind of weird. Gulfman, come on. You were braiding a test tube specifically for this game and you missed that. Okay. This is too eerie. I need the audio back. Oh, yes. Hope you brought your submarine because this one's in the water. I think we're heading to the sand here. Oh, no. Oh, well. Rather be in sand than river. Tiger, Gulfman wins again. Wait. Wait, did I win by default? He left. Surely that's a win, right? I won. He just gave up. He went from one bunker to the other. So he probably was kind of pissed. Wait, no results found. But surely I win if he leaves. Like, come on. You could just leave right at the end of the game otherwise. Don't try and cheer me up with your condescending happy music. That's it. He's been accepted to the PGA tour after one victory. Where the opponent left the course after hole two. Midway on hole two, actually. And he just walked off the course without saying anything. I don't know any of these pros. Like they have some of their pictures. Most of them are just blank. Is this because I'm new? Where's Tiger Woods? We want to know who's the real king of the jungle. Tiger Woods or Tiger Golfman. You can win like clothing items by doing very specific things and getting rivals. So for example, just complete a PGA tour event and this guy will hate you for some reason. He's automatically a rival. He hates any competition. He must be a little self-conscious about his golf abilities. Every new person threatens him. Hello and welcome to our 2K Sports PGA Tour Action. Today's coverage of the TGC Open is about to kick off. This is so much pressure. I'm gonna need some inspiration. Alright, this is your motivation. Golfman, your nephew, Carl Weezer. Quasso? There we go. Okay, good, it's not in the bunker anyway. The Carl Weezer method is working. Okay, the Carl Weezer method is not working. I know you can't really see, but it went in the bunker. Oh, so close. He looks really disappointed himself. I know you can't see. I'll just describe it for you. He's taking out a gun and he's aiming at it himself. Yes, what a shot. Let's get a replay on that. You're so lucky you got that blocked out, because it just did a very big close-up on his face and it wasn't good. See? Alright, let's just leave him off in the corner somewhere here. Somewhere a little bit out of the way. There we go. That's today's sponsor for the golf tournament, Carl Weezer. Oh, for fuck's sake. This is ridiculous. Get off the button, Green. Just straight at the skyscraper. Oh, just missed the window. He's off the course. The camera can't even get it. The crowd is just confused. They're all facing the wrong way. That guy in the background. Let's do a little pot. There we go. He's so upset. We're getting a replay. Don't worry. This is so uncomfortable. Alright, we're going to try and get it back onto the hole. There we go. I think this is the right hole. I'm a little lost. I imagine having to open up Google Maps when you're playing golf to try and find your way back. Unfortunately, the shot limit has been reached on this hole. This player is going to move on to the next. Wait, we're scrapping the hole? Oh, sweet Jesus. I'm all the way down to the bottom now. I'm plus 10. The winners are plus two. Alright, Tiger, I've got a strategy because we cannot win this. But I've learned this through my years of playing. If you just walk off the course, it doesn't count as a loss for some reason. So let's just quit. So sorry, Paul Casey. You don't win because I left. Oh, my sponsors. They wanted me to get six birdies or better. Finish a round with a score of minus four or better. Place in the top 10. I'm looking forward to seeing what you do. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, the golf club. But look, at least I have Carol Weezer as my next sponsor instead. Alright, well, I'll end it there. My golf career is over before it even began. You know, I think I'm happy to admit I took a loss for leaving that and then I got a win for beating the other guy who left the course in the second hole. I mean, when you play against the guy whose name is Golfman, there's no point. While you were busy having social life, Tiger Golfman was studying the clubs and really he didn't really have much else to do with his life other than tend to his deformities. Anyway, I guess we'll end it there. I hope you enjoyed this round of golf. It's been a good one. You shake hands after a round of golf, I believe. So, oh wait, we can't do that anymore. You touch elbows afterwards. So, good game, everyone. It's been a pleasure playing with you. I hope you enjoyed. If you want to check out more of my content, I post every day. I also stream on Twitch. Link in the description if you want to check that out. But for now, I'll just say appreciate you and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.