 the comic weekly man the jolly comic weekly man and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and haunties yes boys and girls it's comic weekly time and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness right out of the pages of pock the comic weekly straight into your living room your friend the comic weekly man the jolly comic weekly man well little miss honey how are you today well little miss honey that's right I did I did well oh listen don't you know oh you shouldn't have said that you made her angry oh she said she's not angry she is furious and that's angry times 32 oh excuse me think 33 it is indeed she said it's about time well I'm sorry if I've hurt her feelings but oh that's ink that should make you happy think did you hear she says it's boo jingle that's fairy talk for okay well now let me tell you why think her bell is here shall I think all right Walt Disney has just finished making a moving picture of Peter Pan she said it's her scrumpting very tall for the very best yes I am think Tink wants me to tell you to the beginning next week the comic weekly will carry the story of Peter Pan in Walt Disney's wonderful color drawings yes I thought you'd think so oh he is Tink teller oh you love this a special guest is here well who would you like most to see well he's here yes you bet he is oh should I say the fellow who plays Peter Pan in Walt Disney's movie no one else but Bobby drizzle in your eyes and look miss honey I've lost my shadow and that's not funny yep again and I want you to help me find look next week in the comic weekly tucked away and it's quite me well be sure to look and captain look that's near-facious old man you never know where he might be quite right miss honey you never know what I might be oh no the crocodile who at me arm is me help me there he goes a cowardly old I'm sure be seeing more of him that's his principle virtue and will we see him in the comics too you bet you will miss honey hooks me and his cutthroat crew and the crocodile and the crocodile too who jinkal Tink and Tink about who well that should make everyone happy and it's her scrumptick of you Bobby to come and tell us about it I've already seen a preview of the picture it's wonderful and you as Peter Pan should be very proud of yourself well thank you and I know you all love Peter Pan when you see him in the comics and Walt Disney's wonderful colors and I'll be listening to you mr. comic weekly man every Sunday well thank you Bobby drizzle bull jinkal Tink think that it's time to go we'll never get to never never land by night for well so long see you in the funny so long Bobby well what do you say now neither can I fuck the comic weekly very well I'll read that in just a moment but before I do let's listen to this nice man fuck the comic weekly and on page one under bringing up father beetle Bailey magic words for the music very well my lady toot me a toot and tweet me tweedle squeeze out music for Bailey the beetle today beetle is busy painting pipes and garbage cans and so forth on the army post where he stationed and we find him on top of the sergeant's headquarters painting away I just have to paint these pipes on the roof and I'm through at that moment somebody walks by the building and says well who left this ladder here he takes the ladder and carries it away a second later the sergeant comes around the corner he sees Beatles jackets patterned with red paint lying on the ground he exclaims hey what's that a jacket with blood on it he picks it up and hurries into his headquarters and looking at the jacket he exclaims why that's Bailey's serial number on it I wonder if something has happened to him at that moment on top of the roof beetle exclaims darn it somebody took away my ladder how am I gonna get down oh I know I'll call down this pipe maybe somebody will hear me hello down there last picture top row the sergeant in his office here's Beatles voice come out of the sink huh who's that first picture bottom row from the sink come the words the sergeant trembles in fear really where are you from the sink comes the voice the sergeant so horrified his cap pops off you're up above at that moment an officer in the next room hearing the sergeant talking to himself steps into the doorway and says sergeant who are you talking to I'm talking to Bailey's ghost say something to the captain beetle but there's no answer I said say something the officer looks at the sergeant and shakes his head at that moment last picture beetle appears in the door never mind serge I slid down the drain pipe the sergeant leaps into the officer's arms the officer looks at the January sergeant and says I knew it was just a matter of time till he cracked up especially since he'd seen beetle jacket with paint on it and he thought for sure it was blood and that people have been killed was up above in heaven yes he's some character now let's turn over to page three and Prince Val very mysterious thing indeed he was in the cave of the druid priest who was a believer of a religion in the olden times so he gave Val a drink of some kind and told Val to look into the heavens and then the druid priest chanted some strange words and all of a sudden the sky was filled with strange gardens well let's read now and find what Val thinks of this here we go with Prince Val and the days of King Arthur heck-it-preck-it gray Balkan and quints music romantic for a fair fair prince the sun slides behind the distant hills and the chanting of the druid seizes Prince Valiant half blind from the glaring rays his head still spinning from the potent nectar gazes in drug bewilderment at the empty sky as he really seen the guards of old and all their glory go thundering across the heavens he looks back at his companions last picture top rule Torr stands white-faced and shaken and superstitious fear but Helge that fat and jolly cynic closes one eye in a wink and mutters something that sounds like hokey's bogus next morning Val and his friends say farewell to the priest and go on their way first picture second row as he walks along Val laughs as he remembers how Morgan Lee Fay the sorcerers that played the same trick on him long ago and how wise Merlin explained how it was done the drink the priest had given Val had made him groggy and when Val looked into the Sun his eyes were blinded and whatever the priest made Val think of Val saw in the sun all day they travel that evening last picture second row they come to a valley where a neat village seems to offer comfort for the coming night but first picture bottom row when they entered there was no warm welcome only the chill feeling of hate and distrust an armed man approaches them which side are you on the guards of old or the foreign guard Val answers slowly we're strangers here and no not your problem we stay in the middle of the road Val says this to make sure that the man doesn't think he's taking sides this way Val is sure he'll have an opportunity to visit the village and find out if there is any trouble here so wrapped in their cloaks last picture Val and his friends settle down under a tree for the night in the village square from an ancient temple comes the chanting of a drill while sounds are being sung in a newly built Christian chapel yes one is the newly built chapel of the Christians which is the new religion that the missionaries brought into Val's kingdom that's right and the old druids are angry that the new religion is being brought into their kingdom no and Val is trying to find out who the troublemakers are that have been killing the missionaries and the believers in the new religion oh maybe we'll find out next week now I'll bet you'd like to see what's happening in Dick's adventure and let's turn over the page to the last page of the first section yep Dick's adventures and Dick is in the early days of America when the English and the Americans were at war with each other and dick was captured by the British and yes and the British have also captured a young Baltimore lawyer by the name of Francis Scott Key and he's a prisoner on the same ship the dick is well let's read now and find out here we go with Dick's adventures say the magic words with me we'll break it he packed exact as they let's have music for a bench in a stick dick and his friends know that the surprise attack on Baltimore is to take place they'd hope they'd find some way to warn the Americans but the opportunity doesn't come and first picture second row dick and his friends are forced to watch the attack on the American city begin that dawn the British ships pound away at Fort McHenry the last point of defense guarding the town of Baltimore if it falls the city will fall and be captured by the British dick turns to Francis Scott Key oh can Fort McHenry hold out key replies real no as long as our flag keeps flying dust follows daylight then turns into night and still the merciless bombardment continues in the glare of the light of the explosions Dick sees the flag still fly then last picture second row dick sees Francis Scott Key writing curiously on scraps of paper dick looks over key shorter and first picture bottom row sees these words whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight for the ramparts we watched dick looks up in the glare of another explosion and sees the flag is still there he looks back at the piece of paper the key is scribbling on and he sees another sentence takes shape and the rocket's red glare the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night and dick shouts they never got past Fort McHenry to Baltimore they never got past they never got past then dick looks around last picture and sees he's in his own room in his own home in the world of today and he exclaims she I just dreamed I was with Francis Scott Key when he wrote the Star Spangled Banner that's when and that's how it happened Francis Scott Key saw the battle and he wrote the poem and later somebody put music to it and then we made it our national anthem our country song I thought you'd be well now look below Dick's adventures there's Rusty Riley well I'll read that in just a moment but first here's that nice man again with something interesting to say we go again with Puck the Comic Weekly and on the last page of the first section Rusty Riley very well my lady gallop and run till the road is dusty give us music for his horse and Rusty Rusty Riley had become frightened by a phone call from Mr. Miles to Tex knowing that it would mean trouble for him he has decided to run away he is hidden in one of the trucks that's moving Denver Dooley's Carnival from one town to another Rusty's friend stove pipe discovered Rusty in the truck and has befriended Rusty by slipping him a couple of hamburgers and saying nothing to the driver about Rusty being there they're now in Brownsdale where the carnival is setting up for the next show last picture top row stove pipe and Rusty are talking now look Rusty me boy I don't know what you're up to but if you're in trouble with the police oh no mr. stove pipe I haven't done anything wrong it's not that kind of trouble Rusty goes on first picture bottom row it's my uncle Rufus he's trying to get me to help him get a lot of money from mr. Miles you see he's my only living relative and he says if I don't help him he'll take me away oh yes I think I see your predicament but my dear lad how do you expect to live well I thought maybe I could get a job with mr. Dooley's carnival oh my boy Denver Dooley is very hard-boiled about boys who run away but perhaps I can soften him up a bit when I tell him about your very touching and unselfish act in the matter of Mrs. Jones meanwhile there's a shack over beyond those trees you and your dog clip go get some sleep okay mr. stove pipe and thanks meanwhile on the other side of the grove two suspicious looking men are talking now listen specs I know you're planning so on a Dooley but are you sure you want to go through what is listen are you kidding I've been waiting two years for him to bring his car in a browns nail come on over to that shack and I'll tell you just what to do into the same shot the stove pipe told me to go to I believe they are well it sounds like they're planning something evil against Denver Dooley yes it does well if Rusty's gonna be in that shack maybe he will hear what they're planning and then he'll tell mr. Dooley in time for mr. Dooley to spoil their plans well then surely mr. Dooley would be nice to rusty and let him stay with the carnival well let's hope so we'll find out more about that next week now let's pick up the second section of Puck the comic weekly and you're right here they are we'll find out right now here we go the first page of the second section of Puck the comic weekly with Dagwood and Blondie Ramaphoo Ramapham Zim Zam Zobby Konjimi music for Dagwood and Blondie Dagwood is sick in bed his neighbor Herb Woodley has come to the Bumpster house bearing a kettle of chicken soup that Mrs. Woodley had cooked for Dagwood last picture top row Blondie comes into Dagwood's bedroom and says Dagwood look at the delicious pot of chicken soup Mrs. Woodley send over and Dagwood answers hmm first picture second row from downstairs that comes a shout oh that's right I've got water boiling down on the stove so she sets the kettle of soup on the floor beside the bed and trots downstairs cookie asks is your enough soup for us do mama oh yes she sent plenty for all of us she trots to the kitchen last picture second row and begins to put some mustard into some hot water that's in a kettle on the stove may we have our soup now mama yes but first I have to take care of daddy first picture third row Blondie brings the kettle of hot mustard water into Dagwood's bedroom and sets it down on the floor beside the kettle of soup here's your hot mustard put bath here to take away your chill will you get me a large bath doll Blondie goes to the closet to get Dagwood a bath doll Alexander asks hey do we get the soup now mom yes dear I'll take daddy the towel and bring down the soup last picture third row the children are at the table and Blondie has served them soup from the kettle which she brought down from Dagwood's bedroom Alexander takes a big sip cookie exclaims it is terrible what she picks up the kettle and dashes upstairs and second picture bottom row finds Dagwood sitting on the bed with his feet in the kettle of hot liquid and Dagwood says his hot foot math is wonderful and last picture Blondie exclaims it should be it's Mrs. Woodley's chicken soup and Dagwood goes yes this is one time when you could say the Dagwood was really in the soup yes I think Blondie should have been sensible enough not to trust Dagwood by putting those kettles right beside each other in the floor because Dagwood is so blurry I'd he couldn't tell which was which and the kettles did look exactly well now let's see what happens to Robin Hood well let's turn over the page now to find out and look there's Robin Hood on the very next page last week a thrilling and King Richard came back and heard how Robin had been loyal to him and he made Robin a knight that's right he dubbed Robin Earl of Loxley which was a very important title in those days and now Robin's troubles are over and yes they are now let's see if Robin Marry's the maid Mary in the way you're wondering here we go with the story of Robin Hood it's Mary Mary England in days long ago time now for Robin Hood so music hi-ho King Richard had returned to England discovered the treachery of his brother Prince John and the sheriff of Nottingham and had punished them and King Richard has then searched out Robin Hood and shown him his gratitude for the brave deeds that Robin had performed to help secure the King's freedom and now in Sherwood Forest King Richard stands before Robin who is kneeling before him and knighting Robin the King says now rise sir Robin Earl of Loxley and then King Richard sees the maid Mary and come forward from the little hut and he exclaims by the bones of Saint Edward another outlaw Marion quickly asks if King Richard can give her any news of her father who had gone with King Richard on his crusade last picture top row King Richard smiles your father awaits you at Huntington where you are to marry the Earl of Loxley a look of astonishment comes over Marion's face as she says to herself married the Earl of then first picture bottom row she turns to Robin and asks him if he has nothing to say about whom she's to marry and Robin answers well who am I to question the dictates of my sovereign King and King Richard chuckles well said my Earl of Loxley and then realizing that Robin is the Earl of Loxley Marion throws her arms around him exclaiming my Earl of Loxley last picture as Robbins outlaws laugh with joy the young lovers kiss and so our story ends England was Mary again the outlaw band returned to peaceful pursuits and Robin and made Marion became one that is the end except that they lived happily ever after I love the story of Robin it was wonderful don't forget in the same spot next week another of these wonderful Walt Disney stories begins and that one will be Peter Pan now look across the page there's Roy Rogers that's right and down in the tunnel they found the girl's father locked in a dungeon but let's read now and find out here we go with Roy Rogers King of the Cowboys I get by you now here we go with Roy and trigger I get by you down in the tunnel mr. Fargo's dog comes toward brimstone Roy shouts triple brimstone mr. Fargo quickly drops a rope over the dog and pulls him away from brimstone saying lucky you didn't touch but just color those spikes contain a poison I devised to destroy the outlaws who tricked me into working for them come here bush coming Roy now knows the secret of how the dog had killed the outlaw quickly they make plan the girl is a smuggler father out of the mission and take him home before they leave mr. Fargo points out some steps that lead to a secret panel in the Sphinx's office and last picture top row Roy and brimstone mount the steps open the panel that leads to the Sphinx's office they hear a boy saying well I hope my boys capture the two woman only they could be responsible for the strange deaths Roy and brimstone stepping to the office first picked the bottom row the Sphinx squirrels around sees Roy has the drop on him and exclaims hello dogs and you know my secret blaster brimstone chartles holy smoke the Sphinx were talking to himself no wonder he never talked in front of his men he's got a baby boy so hey Roy I hear the gang coming back the Sphinx makes a break to escape Roy grabs it oh no you're not going any place the Sphinx holds up his hands and resignation saying for years I've carried a share of slug in my throat that's why I hate all peace officers Roy says never mind your life story now this gun will be on you every second I'm behind this screen don't you try warning your man quickly Roy and brimstone hide behind the screen a second later the Sphinx's men come in last picture one of them sees the Sphinx's must up and asks hey what happened to you Sphinx Sphinx makes a few quick gestures and gusty another outlaw says to himself oh you glosses telling me that somebody with a gun is behind that screen oh Roy forgot that the Sphinx is always talking by sign language yes and now the outlaws know that Roy is hiding there Roy well we'll find that out next week now don't forget to tell all of your friends to listen next week when we begin reading Walt Disney's Peter Pan oh I'll be sure to tell everybody and now let's wish everybody happy new year that's all the time I have but before I go here's that nice fellow with some more interesting information well honey and all your boys and girls I got to go now okay that's a date and a date with all your boys and girls be sure to meet me with our little friend miss honey next week when I read fuck the comic weekly for I'm the comic weekly man the jolly comic weekly man I'll be back to read the funnies to you happy boys don't forget boys and girls see you all next week your friend the comic weekly man the jolly comic weekly man